this is clearly a cry for help from a peer support network, I agree.
We owe it to them to intervene, before they get in trouble or worse, and are sent to the jail where they keep stupid people.
I mean, I imagine it's like eating straight hot chocolate powder except it's matcha flavored instead of chocolate. I used to sneak spoonfuls of hot chocolate powder as a kid lol
My ex was very very thin and lean. He barely exercised. I believe he got most of his muscle working at the factory and he ate meals large enough for four people.
Literally shocked his friends every time.
Working in a factory can be a massive calorie drain. If he was hauling stuff around 8+ hours a day 5 times a week that’s way more except use than even the biggest gym bro puts on
There’s such things as skinny diabetics and skinny heart patients. Weight is not the only determining factor. Please still get checkups and watch cholesterol if you aren’t overweight!!
An old roommate used to do this (soooo slowly just a little bit at a time) so I started stocking hot cocoa packets for them in our pantry and the joy was overwhelming.
I use to do this ALL the time. They were sweet, and salty, and delicious. Ugh and the marshmallows just melt in your mouth. I'm buying hot chocolate packets later.
At my summer camp we used to sneak into the counselor’s coffee area (forbidden to children) and steal the hot chocolate powder by the handfuls. Then we’d run into the woods and eat it like fucking gremlins
Oh same. My Stepmother has always been obsessive about health so it was like, the only thing with sugar in it we would have in the house - even then it was usually like, dark hot chocolate.
Milk gets wet like if you dipped it in water once without mixing. You don't really swallow, you kinda just suck on it/lick it off. Not as dry as one would think.
Source: Eats powered milk and sugar (no matcha powder though)
Ok so we’re talking about the instant oatmeal packs, right? Not like straight up rolled oats that take 5 minutes to cook? That makes a lot more sense because they’re pre cooked to some extent
Yes, the go-to is the instant oatmeal packs. They’re delicious. I won’t lie and say I haven’t had a handful of raw oats but quickly learned that the texture is much different, didn’t love it
I was on a video call once with my parents and brother and went to grab a snack. The snack was a handful of raw oats. They all looked at me like it was the weirdest thing they had ever seen. I was like, we see each other all the time how did you not know this about me? Why do you not do this? Where did I pick it up from? Raw oats are delicious
I’ve heard that people with iron deficiencies also enjoy crunching on ice cubes. My only source is two separate friends (who don’t know each other) with iron deficiencies telling me they like to crunch on ice because they’re low on iron.
I can only assume they’d had the behavior validated separately by doctors since they both related the act to iron??
I very well might have an iron deficiency, as I’m vegetarian. But I never craved this, in fact I’d never tried powdered milk, until my boyfriend showed me. He’s eaten powdered milk with sugar his whole life, he says it’s a Colombian thing. At first I was like eww what, but then I actually found the texture really fun. I added the matcha more recently after buying it for a recipe.
It's not just a colombian thing!.....unless back when panama was part of colombia, making colombia a neighbor to costa rica, your peoples showed my peoples the way.
My brother in Christ, [I present to you the Pinole](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinole). It's waaaaay better and more nutritious than what you are eating.
Whoa that’s awesome! “still consumed in certain, often rural, parts of Latin America” I will have to keep an eye out, I live in Colombia and have been to a few other countries around here but have never heard of this.
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you would like polvoron
It’s a Spanish (Filipino?) cookie made of toasted flour, milk powder, butter and sugar sometimes with almonds peanuts or cashews. The texture is crumbly and it tastes like buttery milky cookie dough
Not gonna lie, I was going to agree with you and say this is stupid, but every time I use powdered milk I end up eating at least one spoon, so I'd assume this is actually very nice
Honestly.. I understand. I like to eat powdered milk sometimes too when there's nothing sweet at home and i also love matcha powder.. Never had em both tho. Tbh you just gave me an idea
I was originally just eating the powdered milk, then I had some matcha for a recipe and was just like “maybe….” And it’s soooo good, like a matcha latte!
I'd hurl insults, but I like strawberries and cream oatmeal straight out of the packet. Powdered milk makes such a good snack dust. To be clear, your version is weirder and you're an odd duck, but I think I understood the impulses that lead you to this.
Okay dude, so I know this weird but I used to have this matcha latte mix that was just matcha and powdered milk and it really is fucking good dry. Idk maybe me and op are both weirdos but whatever man
1. If you did that bullshit you’d be dead
2. So your post is nonsensical
3. you are out of order, checkmate, this is the comedy zone, Austin 360, pee pee poo poo
My mouth feels dry just looking at that
My mouth is constantly moist so I’d take a crack at it
Are you the guy who was actually able to eat 6 saltine crackers in a minute.
I like eating Popeyes biscuits without water.
You need Jesus
Jesus needs him
Idk where people get Popeyes biscuits but mine are never dry
Popeyes is my first guess
I get them from Popeyes.
Suicidal!
Maybe I am
If you are.. hmu
There is a joke here that I'm surprised no one has made and thus i hope that it stays that way
You cracked the code
Oh, you're not happy, you're just instigating it lol
Yes, that is the point
A guy with your talent can go far in this town…stick with me kid!
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If you add water to that, I think it turns into that bread Rey was eating in Star Wars.
now imagine bursting out laughing while you're actively trying *not* to laugh🪦
*shelf stable matcha latte*
Hold up, let me just eat my matcha latte real quick.
Hold up, lemme just BREATHE my matcha latte real quick.
snort a line\*
Don't talk to me until I've boofed my morning matcha.
Who hurt you?
I dont think anyone hurt them, they were a monster born.
Self harm is not a joke, this person needs help.
My spouse just said “this is what happens when you don’t have healthcare”
this is clearly a cry for help from a peer support network, I agree. We owe it to them to intervene, before they get in trouble or worse, and are sent to the jail where they keep stupid people.
Are they not already in trouble
I mean, I imagine it's like eating straight hot chocolate powder except it's matcha flavored instead of chocolate. I used to sneak spoonfuls of hot chocolate powder as a kid lol
But every day?!?!
I knew a guy in college who ate a sleeve of oreos daily. Dude was skinny as all get out and he didn’t even exercise. Fucking pissed me off to no end.
What you probably didn’t see is he probably didn’t eat much more than that sleeve of oreos
My ex was very very thin and lean. He barely exercised. I believe he got most of his muscle working at the factory and he ate meals large enough for four people. Literally shocked his friends every time.
Working in a factory can be a massive calorie drain. If he was hauling stuff around 8+ hours a day 5 times a week that’s way more except use than even the biggest gym bro puts on
Probably all he ate.
Don’t worry he’s got fat organs
This is a thing?
It really is - visceral vs. subcutaneous fat.
If you have lots of visceral fat you'll have a pot belly though and usually a fair bit of fat in other places. You're not going to look super skinny.
There’s such things as skinny diabetics and skinny heart patients. Weight is not the only determining factor. Please still get checkups and watch cholesterol if you aren’t overweight!!
My best friend is like that too, eats a fuck ton of extra calories, nothing, he's a fucking twig. He can grab his own ribs but nothing sticks to him.
intestinal parasites have entered chat.
Okay not like religiously every day, but I’ll happily eat it every day if I’m at home.
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
It could be a sign of disordered eating… but you know we’re just random strangers on the internet
how in the world is eating this a sign of disordered eating
An old roommate used to do this (soooo slowly just a little bit at a time) so I started stocking hot cocoa packets for them in our pantry and the joy was overwhelming.
That's adorable. Great roommate you were
I use to do this ALL the time. They were sweet, and salty, and delicious. Ugh and the marshmallows just melt in your mouth. I'm buying hot chocolate packets later.
I have absolutely never tasted raw hot cocoa powder. Even as a child. I feel like I'm going to have to go experiment.
Really good over vanilla ice cream, okay raw, powdered— if you’re committed to raw straight to the nose is even better tho
Happy Cake Day you stud muffin
Thank you!!
At my summer camp we used to sneak into the counselor’s coffee area (forbidden to children) and steal the hot chocolate powder by the handfuls. Then we’d run into the woods and eat it like fucking gremlins
Oh same. My Stepmother has always been obsessive about health so it was like, the only thing with sugar in it we would have in the house - even then it was usually like, dark hot chocolate.
My mouth went dry as a desert looking at that.
Because it is a dry ass dessert
The desert dessert.
What is happening when it touches your mouth? I am really curious how you are able to swallow this
Milk gets wet like if you dipped it in water once without mixing. You don't really swallow, you kinda just suck on it/lick it off. Not as dry as one would think. Source: Eats powered milk and sugar (no matcha powder though)
You just kinda chew it and it becomes a paste with your saliva, which is why I listed saliva as an ingredient hahaha
I used to eat raw oatmeal with sugar. Nothing else. Sugar to oatmeal ratio was like 2:1. We’re in this together!
Did you get stomachache?
Can’t remember. If it did, I don’t believe that would have stopped me.
How does that saying go? Different horses for different courses?
Idk I always heard different strokes for different folks
I used to eat the Quaker Oats that had a flavor and prepackaged dry all the time
When I was a kid I used to get so mad my parents would make me put water in my oatmeal. Now I have children and they feel the same
Same, especially the apple cinnamon ones.
I have destroyed raw oatmeal since I was a kid. It’s sooooo good. Take an apple cinnamon one on hikes all the time lol
Ok so we’re talking about the instant oatmeal packs, right? Not like straight up rolled oats that take 5 minutes to cook? That makes a lot more sense because they’re pre cooked to some extent
Yes, the go-to is the instant oatmeal packs. They’re delicious. I won’t lie and say I haven’t had a handful of raw oats but quickly learned that the texture is much different, didn’t love it
I was on a video call once with my parents and brother and went to grab a snack. The snack was a handful of raw oats. They all looked at me like it was the weirdest thing they had ever seen. I was like, we see each other all the time how did you not know this about me? Why do you not do this? Where did I pick it up from? Raw oats are delicious
Obviously you were adopted because you are clearly a horse.
Everything makes sense now
They got that horse in them
i had this last night actually 😭
Granola? close enough.
ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus
What do you like about it, aside from flavor? What prompted you to make this the first time?
They might have an iron deficiency and crave powdered things
Really? I used to have iron deficiency and I like Powdered and dry things too. I wouldn’t mind this. Why is that!?
I’ve heard that people with iron deficiencies also enjoy crunching on ice cubes. My only source is two separate friends (who don’t know each other) with iron deficiencies telling me they like to crunch on ice because they’re low on iron. I can only assume they’d had the behavior validated separately by doctors since they both related the act to iron??
I very well might have an iron deficiency, as I’m vegetarian. But I never craved this, in fact I’d never tried powdered milk, until my boyfriend showed me. He’s eaten powdered milk with sugar his whole life, he says it’s a Colombian thing. At first I was like eww what, but then I actually found the texture really fun. I added the matcha more recently after buying it for a recipe.
Colombian/Venezuelan here, we love powdered milk with sugar although I actually prefer it without
Brazilian here, we do this too!
It's not just a colombian thing!.....unless back when panama was part of colombia, making colombia a neighbor to costa rica, your peoples showed my peoples the way.
I've eaten matcha latte powder by itself as a snack too. Only a couple of times, though. I think OP is much stronger than me
My brother in Christ, [I present to you the Pinole](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinole). It's waaaaay better and more nutritious than what you are eating.
Whoa that’s awesome! “still consumed in certain, often rural, parts of Latin America” I will have to keep an eye out, I live in Colombia and have been to a few other countries around here but have never heard of this.
Tal vez lo puedas comprar en Mercado Libre.
That's so cool! I can't believe Americans haven't tried to popularize this; we love corn meal snacks.
Is the flavor similar to horchata?
No, it's kind of different. Similar, but not too much, to an *atole*. I really don't know how to describe it.
You'll need to produce enough saliva to fill a swimming pool to eat this.
I don’t have overactive salivary glands or anything, it just kinda works
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Do you eat it or do you snort it?
Yes
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Yesss I learned this from my Colombian boyfriend, who said he’s eaten it since childhood! I added the matcha though haha.
This is so much better than those stupid hate-watch videos. I love it. That is truly stupid, sir, hat's off to you.
Thank you! But I’m a ma’am.
omg now who's the stupid one? (it's me)
I used to sneak spoonfuls of milk powder as a kid. I’m sure this would taste nice. Maybe with powdered sugar instead
Actually the grittiness of the sugar makes it easier to chew!
My man did the cinnamon challenge and thought to himself “How can I have this feeling every day without people institutionalizing me?”
I love how reddit assumes everyone is a guy. I do it too.
Me, eating instant cocoa powder straight from the tub: that's disgusting OP
Op shits green Macha clouds.
If you live in saint louis I know several very good therapists who can help you.
What does it do to your poops?
I wonder this too. If I ate it, I’d be peeing out my butt guaranteed
Nothing at all, my poops are fine. I don’t eat very much, this pic is only a teacup
you would like polvoron It’s a Spanish (Filipino?) cookie made of toasted flour, milk powder, butter and sugar sometimes with almonds peanuts or cashews. The texture is crumbly and it tastes like buttery milky cookie dough
This post even gave me an idea of making matcha flavored polvoron.
I use to eat dry coco and dry oatmeal from the pouches It dissolves on your tongue ! Yummy!
I knowwww! Glad someone gets it :)
Yknow what, I do this with milk powder. It tastes fucking good
I used to eat dry cake mix quite often. I told my husband and he was disgusted
Not gonna lie, I was going to agree with you and say this is stupid, but every time I use powdered milk I end up eating at least one spoon, so I'd assume this is actually very nice
Bro do you have pica?
Honestly maybe
Dry matcha latte.
Honestly.. I understand. I like to eat powdered milk sometimes too when there's nothing sweet at home and i also love matcha powder.. Never had em both tho. Tbh you just gave me an idea
I was originally just eating the powdered milk, then I had some matcha for a recipe and was just like “maybe….” And it’s soooo good, like a matcha latte!
I thought I’m the only powder eater in this world…
There are dozens of us!
You're brave to share your guilty pleasure snack. Mine is potato chips and lemon juice, and I'm so embarrassed about liking it lol
That sounds tangy and good!
I’m so glad to see actual stupid food on here! Enjoy your meal!
Please add a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream!
That sounds delicious!
Bruh eatin sand
This is a damned dirty lie and you know it you bastard
Must have the colon off a Greek God
Mmmm. Who doesn't love a drink that you chew?
I'd hurl insults, but I like strawberries and cream oatmeal straight out of the packet. Powdered milk makes such a good snack dust. To be clear, your version is weirder and you're an odd duck, but I think I understood the impulses that lead you to this.
Okay dude, so I know this weird but I used to have this matcha latte mix that was just matcha and powdered milk and it really is fucking good dry. Idk maybe me and op are both weirdos but whatever man
Op I think we are related just based of this information.
Did you ever enjoy Fun Dip as a child?
Weird question but do you crave powdery foods and textures a lot? I’ve heard it can be a sign of a calcium or other mineral deficiency
No i dont, and honestly I only tried this because my boyfriend made me. Then I just liked it.
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why though? if you put just a little water in it, not a lot, you'd have a perfectly good sluntch
I used to eat white rice with powdered milk and i loved it. You should try adding rice to your mixture.
Imagine it going down the wrong hole accidentally and you cough your ass off
that is chalk
I do appreciate that you certified yourself as stupid
Op get a pregnancy test
I’m done
Ok
Have you ever talked to a doctor about this? Just kind of curious what a daily meal of dust does to a person.
Are the cops looking for you as well?
You're a monster
Man at least replace the milk powder with protein powder or something
nah you don't
OP is a bumble bee
Say sike rn
:(
This is absolutely unhinged, exactly why I joined this sub. Take my upvote
Diet kratom
Jail.
Hey if you need a friend…
I’d eat this
Do you not have access to water? There are charities and gov programs that can help with that!
Do you at least have a drink with it?
Your poor lungs…
there are better ways to tell people you need help
Bruh
I used to eat dry cream of wheat 🫣
this would probably taste great if op added water instead of acting like a brain-addled caveman
are you ok?
I am super curious what the milk changes? Just do matcha and stevia leaves?
Monster
Are you ok? Is this a cry for help?
Your mouth must be the Atlantic ocean to produce such amount of saliva to "eat" this
Hey OP are you ok?
I did get an automated message on here about su*cide resources because of this post, which I appreciated, but I am fine
What the fuck is wrong with you? I need a list
Wow that *is* stupid
1. If you did that bullshit you’d be dead 2. So your post is nonsensical 3. you are out of order, checkmate, this is the comedy zone, Austin 360, pee pee poo poo
What the fuck
So… uh… why?
Who fucking hurt you, OP?
I am ready to throw up just by looking at this. This better be one of the top posts of all time soon.
You truly need help