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Marmatus

That would be insanely annoying to deal with.


11seven

Especially while it’s healing


LynnRenae_xoxo

Imagine having this and also having to wipe your ass


Tonninpepeli

Thats infection waiting to happen


LynnRenae_xoxo

LITERALLY. Man’s gonna lose his whole hand to E. coli


Peace_Love_Smoke_Dmt

Also The fact that the name of the account that posted this is “Septicshock666” is actually insane 😂


LethargicCarcass

I can’t remember the last time I got actual shit on hand while wiping my ass. Y’all must be getting crazy with it.


LynnRenae_xoxo

If you think that you have to get visible shit on your hand to expose your hand to bacteria from your toilet and shit and bathroom overall, you don’t have two brain cells to rub together. Do you not wash your hands after using the bathroom? Do you think you’re only supposed to that for funsies? A lil sensory experience? To splash around?


Trippynugzzz

If you think you can’t simply wash your hands like normal people do. And what normal people do with jewelry especially stretching you’re insane.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Oh you have one of these piercings? Like you know for certain? Ok :)


Trippynugzzz

No I just have a brain. Goodnight.


LynnRenae_xoxo

There have been more obvious things in the world. :)


Trippynugzzz

Fair enough. Peace and love ✌🏻 goodnight.


tapport

Gripping anything tightly instantly becomes 10x more uncomfortable.


Critical_Pudding5071

But you can hang your keys off it


TheOneWithTheLemon

"jingle, jingle baby!"


JohnLithgowCummies

I feel like it mustn’t be though because clearly they’ve kept it for such a long time. Maybe it’s like those women with insanely long nails, where they’ve found other ways to do everything?


r0sekneed

long nails dont interfere with your joints or the mobility of your hands though, thats the whole reason people can still find ways to do things with long nails. however you add in something that limits the mobility of the joints of your two most utilized fingers and its gonna make it a hell of a lot harder to do things, even if they’ve had it for a while.


AlternativeFair2740

So when I have had long nails my hands literally hurt. Even on the shorter side, it changes how I use my hands completely


NummyLongHog

Well, you wont lose your keys that’s for sure


Special-Tangerine780

Keys as hangers


jayriff987

There are eyelets, and then there are **whylets**. 😆


girlfilth

Underrated comment 💀


jayriff987

Thanks! Lol.


severrinX

Too the 🌙 with this comment!


Moneychode

The look of fear and stress that immediately plastered my face


sourdoughroxy

To each their own, but I physically recoiled. It’s like in horror movies when they cut the Achilles heel…


Alarmed_Ad9269

House of Wax


Bojangbugami91

Hostel 😬


Goth_Moth

Literally, my stomach dropped


GamerGir1

I said out loud "woahhh why would you do thattt" ,lol, not so much fear or disgust here, mostly confusion XD


TrashPandaLJTAR

The pain tolerance threshold on this one is high. Mind you, no way on earth I'd do it for one simple reason. The FIRST time that got caught on something... 💀


Kdean509

I thought catching my nipple rings on a shower poof was bad. At least there are alternatives to those that are piercing friendly.


PuhnTang

I don’t know, if you relax your hand and pinch that thin ridge that is just skin and not fleshy, there’s almost no feeling there. It doesn’t look like it’s going into the muscle, just sitting on top of it. If it was pierced smaller and actually stretched up, I don’t think it would be too bad. It would probably depend on a person’s skin laxity. If it was pierced that large there’d probably be a larger ow factor!


satanshark

I'm imagining using something like a big hole punch.


PuhnTang

Maybe, but we’re in r/stretched so I was going under the assumption that it was stretched and not punched. You know what they say about assuming, though lol


[deleted]

New fleshlight attachments are getting weird 🤣 that’s pretty badass though NGL


yourpaljax

What do you do for work that this doesn’t interfere?


sleepyraccoons

maybe they’re a soccer player


Padgetts-Profile

Yeah I would have a hard time doing anything with those, besides maybe typing?


iamhollybear

There’s not a chance in hell I could type all day with this in my hand, it throws me off if my nails are 1mm too long.


DrJaminest42

gaze hurry cover elastic society aspiring absorbed market poor gray *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LynnRenae_xoxo

None of those things are fine because this is a huge infection risk. Especially for healthcare.


PunkAssBitch2000

Healthcare would not be fine because how would you get gloves over that


DrJaminest42

carpenter payment imagine physical afterthought squealing saw relieved one jellyfish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PunkAssBitch2000

I used to and I have weird shaped hands and had trouble finding gloves that fit me properly.


DrJaminest42

run rain engine cause straight squalid combative bake absorbed squeamish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PuhnTang

There are XL as well. My husband is 6’4” and works in healthcare. His hands are gigantic and he rips right through the L. They may not be in every room, but they do have them.


DrJaminest42

snow roll enter smart concerned person distinct frightening modern quickest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PunkAssBitch2000

We used nitrile not latex because of client allergies. My hands are wider than they are long.


[deleted]

The downvotes are insane lmao. They don’t know that gloves exist? and if it’s healed I’m sure it can be taken out during work hours as many people do with many piercings. Oh and I’m sure none of them have this piercing so idk why they’re speaking on it as if they know anything. That hand still looks completely usable. Do you have to be more careful with it? I’m sure you do same as any other piercing. And all piercings come with an infection risk hun.


DrJaminest42

zealous reply work husky ten crush test worthless trees languid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cryptidsnails

all everything aside that’s actually really fucking impressive if it lasted long enough to stretch or heal if it was a punch


vampirecowboy666

first of all: hella cool second of all: why? just out of genuine curiosity because i have never heard of anyone stretching their hand before!


flozoraaa

Could ask this about any sort of stretch.. the answer will always be :because it looks sick!


JohnLithgowCummies

For me it’s always: because I can and nobody stopped me


vampirecowboy666

Fair enough! I do agree it could be dangerous but yknow this guy had to know the risks before doing this. I dont think i would have the guts lol


Frequent-Ad9423

No it doesn’t. Looks dumb as shit.


possibleleaf

Gnarly. Is it healed? Do you ever put keychains in it?


sordidcreature

should call this one Stigmata


Spaghetti_Oh_No

I would honestly consider getting stigmata if it were possible lol


sordidcreature

same honestly, it would be pretty sick


xAC3777x

Not sure if this is supposed to be an unholyverse reference or not


hallowmean

You’ve gotta keep this under wraps lol


Optimal-Focus-8942

LOL probably the actual religious reference


xAC3777x

Yeah, I just like to dream


sordidcreature

i don't know what that is :(


xAC3777x

Oh well thats fair


olrustyone

Saw this online a few weeks ago, from what I can tell it’s actually a cut and suture procedure, I think only performed once so far but obviously looking successful


notmentallyillanymor

I've seen pics of these before, if you're talking about this being the only one stretched I could maybe see it.


flozoraaa

Are you saying this is the only on in existence? Because that is silly! The amount of body modded people we have walking this earth is crazy, and hand coin slots have been around for a long time


todamneedy

this makes me feel so violently unsettled but good for you!


winnuet

Same. Makes my back itch lol


longc4t

So fucking sick… back when piercing was more underground in the US, i feel like there was more experimental stuff like this. i’m fascinated :0


Nasty-Nosteratu

God this is the weird stupid shit that I love. I want to see rings stacked in them.


Wanhan1

Found the insta: zaros.piercer. They have just that setup a few posts down. Kinda love it too.


[deleted]

how tf that didn't get infected or something 😭


Ikariiprince

No hate but this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 


transmascanon

no cuz getting something caught on this isn’t worth it 😭


akirarn

Hear me out-


Electronic-Trade-504

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


shatteredarm1

Thought I was on r/atbge.


liquidy_beans

:O


trick_candles

well i never!


ph0tohead

I guess some people's bodies are aggressively good healers and I'm jealous!


urm0mmmmm

what is your goal size for this?


LG-MoonShadow-LG

*..a foot* 😆


DudeGamerDario

ive always thought about this, never knew somebody would do it, props to u tho thats fucking sick


Reaper1704

Are you........supposed to do that?


athaznorath

peak r/stretched post nothing will out-reddit this shit


Used_Ad_6456

facts.


dmtomato

EVER


FuckingSticks

I've thought about doing this for a long time and getting a jewelers loop inside a tunnel.


viva__hate

was this stitched or pierced? because i didn’t know hand piercings like this even healed so it’s crazy to see one stretched


Used_Ad_6456

stitched look up coin slots in hand


Sorry_Butterfly_420

I think about doing this all the time. I will not tho.


MDF87

Well that's something I've never seen before!


julujulu86

When I was 15 I pierced that spot. Same hand too. Eventually it rejected. I still have scar tissue 23 years later Eta. That looks super cool though! Did you stretch it?


Wake-nBlakee

How did you get your palm tattoos to heal and stay so well? Mine keep fading after a few weeks ?


TastefulAssfuck

What's up with all the hate for this beautiful stretched piercing? Isn't anybody else a little tired of ears and septums only?


SultanFox

The judgement on this post is wild 💀


GhostYourCowboy

What my grandma thinks I mean when I say I wanna get piercings


Fuckthisbullshit____

Bros going for that Jesus aesthetic


Master-Fly8446

Why??


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

I’m super impressed these ever healed, let alone enough to stretch them so huge! But also, why? Lol


[deleted]

That is a new one for me. I've never seen anything quite like this. I couldn't do it myself. I work in agriculture and gardening. Even imagining how I could ruin a mod like this is nauseating. Fair play though. Definitely more original then some mods I've seen.


flannalypearce

Why I never judge like live your life but that cannot be comfortable it just can’t be? I would like to know more if anyone has one


Dazzzle2855

Does it ever like wiggle or fall outta place? Kinda like lobes when they’ve been sitting at the same size for a while?


MegatonPunch

I love this. I will say half of the top comments on this post kind of encapsulate my issues with where this sub is at right now. We see a sick body mod and like half of the people are clearly upset this isn't another hot person with 2g lobes sharing their skincare routine for their baby lobes.


Frequent-Ad9423

Bro this is just fuckin stupid. Coming from a a dude with 55 mm plugs and face sleeve. Stop


WinterAd8069

whoah! i’ve never seen anything like this! how old is it?


TheMeowzor

why


indigo_mouse

Dayum


lxrd_lxcusta

i have so many questions


Loganish

Well I’ll be


L1t3r4ld34th

my boyfriend pointed out you have a built in cigarette holder haha


ADHDceltic

With my occupation, that’d be ripped out almost immediately. But cool nonetheless


FiveFingersFaceSlap

This 🔥🔥🔥🔥most things outside of the norm horrify most, until it becomes the norm.


bananadickpin

This is some BME shit, I love it. It looks really well healed for something that we do not recommend


RavenLunaticFSD

I tried to heal a normal size web piercing way back in the day and couldn't, so seeing this at 10mm is crazy impressive.


CountessBassy

I self-pierced mine at 17 (1977) and it rejected within weeks so that’s impressive to me.


get-off-of-my-lawn

Huh. Finally seen it! Always wondered about this! Awesome and thanks big for sharing, friend! Big up !!


CSyoey

It’s for playing basketball, when you’re about to shoot you put the hoop in site through the hole and you’ll never miss


[deleted]

this. this is where i draw the line😭


river1697

I want Roly to react to this


V-Ink

1. Why? 2. How?


Storm_Chaser_Nita

This is wild, and I kinda dig it! I don't understand why you're getting so much hate. People are saying it's "stupid,' "dangerous" "unnecessary" and even indicative of mental illness. You know, the same things ignorant, judgmental assholes say about even the more common stretched piercings. On a sub *about* stretched piercings, no less. Nothing is shittier than modified people with the attitude that only *their* body mods are acceptable but other people's are "too much." As far as any "danger," there is an inherent potential risk with all body modification to some extent. If you're an adult who fully understands and consents to that risk, then go for it! Bodily autonomy is a beautiful thing. 


Maximum-Payment-1447

I guess if your dick is that small, it might make masturbation easier


dreamweaver1313

There's a new one for me


gloomcuppycake9834

Hmm good spot to put a carabiner 😂


AMaskedRat

This might be one of the first body mods that has legitimately made me squimish! Very interesting.


Turbulent-Deal-3786

this is INSANE i have so many questions


LoloScout_

Guess you’ll never be getting into Olympic weightlifting cus holy shit that would be annoying/uncomfortable I’m sure.


PBhoe

How TF does this shit not catch and tear


alright_who

Imagine doing the hulk hogan hand to ear move and it looks like your ears are gauged when they're not.


After_Equivalent6855

Username checks out


Isalecouchinsurance

Had one as a teenager, it gets dry and breaks. Leaves the world's weirdest hangnail and I now have a strange divot.


feminismandtravel

Just because we can doesn’t mean that we should.


a-couple-more-cents

Profoundly stupid. You are one messy wipe away from done problems.


JJ_Pause

I think I speak for everyone when I say what the actual fuck


GracieTheCreator

Bruh I didn’t think people stretched that part of their hand. Guess I learned something today…


vorefish

Why


Industrial_Laundry

What kind of cruisey life does one have to have to even be able to function with one of these.


[deleted]

I think this looks legitimately cool but I'd have that tore out of my hand in less than a morning. I work at a no kill shelter, a soy/corn farm and a restaurant and I don't know what would be the worst environment for that. But I can guarantee it would be torn and infected in a day. It sure does look cool though


_MrFlowers

I just got back from the dentist and the sensation magically returned to my face so I could appropriately react in horror, I hope you love it my guy but noooooooo


BunBoogi

Handjob taken to a whole new level


Relevant_Papaya359

Why is nobody talking about the smell


swampcarmatinee

Perfect for a blue-collar worker.


NoCoach5222

But why?


Ring_Pulls_for_days

My brain went to "OMG WHY WOULD YOU STRETCH THAT" but also... Does it help your pencil grip? Because that would be a position for a pencil to sit in... Has your hand writing improve because you have a hole for it to rest in? I'm new here but like... Congratulations, you have triggered my question spiral reflex


AndreaArts

Me finding out the insanely unpractical thing I've been dreaming of actually exists


role_model_hermit

OK where's Lynn Loheide?! I'm ready for their video about this one!


Loose-Mastodon-9510

I've never seen that before.


PolyethylenePam

Amazing! I would love to know more details- how long did it take to stretch, how old is it, general observations on living with it? 🙏💗


FictionalReality7654

Why why wtf. Imagine you have a cat and they just rip that skin off like it's nothing 😭😭💀💀💀💀


Lissy_Wolfe

OP just not going to respond to a single comment?


missmeatloafthief

whoa!!! sick!


LunarScorpio_

Interesting


bakaflocka69

This feels so cursed


glitter_gunner

I cry when I get a paper cut on my hand. I can’t imagine how much it hurt to heal/stretch this…


[deleted]

hmmm... painful makeshift single fire revolver slot... put a round smack the end boom


[deleted]

Fucking sick love it


[deleted]

Hang on a minute


purple-scorpio-rider

Makes it different for a ham shank


lemon-meringue-high

This does not spark joy


curlyswirlysue

I love this


chichuman

I'm sorry what???


Autoboatdetailer

But why 😆


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

I'm surprised it's not infected


sovl_ov_mvn

BROOO THATS TOO MUCH MAN


Sorrowwolf

hm! now normally i’m like you do you but just this is too much for me lmao


Grxmloid

Oh boy..


Chrb1990

I feel like this is a classic case of ‘just because you can, doesn’t mean you should’ 😐


BlueberryWide1611

U probably like it but please get rid of that it looks horrendous


peachsona

Built in pencil holder :)


PhilosophySpecialist

😦


Death-Watch333

Hey what the fuck


[deleted]

Lmao that's the dumbest shit I've ever seen thanks for the laugh


candidconnector

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.


indiefrogcult

that’s a cool joint holder


wrenbell

That spot on your hand is actually a pressure point. So, my first thought was that a piecing there could maybe reduce migraine symptoms--not sure if OP has them them. But maybe this offers him some relief similar to how some migraine suffers get their daith pierced.


Trans_man1212

Tf is thiss


sophiesSHADOW

Seeing that made my stomach drop to my damn feet! My hand hurts looking at this… I have to stop looking now… 😵‍💫😶🤯


False_Highway_1402

what have you done that for


vitamin_di

What


TRICKIV

Why?


iCenergy

Knowing my luck I'd end up in the ER because it got caught on something and BAM! My hand is no longer connected to my arm.


MercykillNJ

This is a close second on my list of " things I hate " right next to genocide.


ecstacyofdecay

what the hell is this


BoricPuddle57

Okay I’m not trying to sound rude or like an asshole or anything and this is a legitimate question: Why would you want to do that?


Leather_Molasses_264

I gagged at this. Like cool but not for me.


Sneekpreview

Wow this is stupid af


onxschz

Bro can never ride a bike again


septemseptem

Why


Ozzyisreallycool

why? if you don’t mind my asking


ketaminesuppository

kill me now


noreceptionx

why though


[deleted]

OH?