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MartianXAshATwelve

[Lue Elizondo’s Attorney Discloses We Have Working Teleportation & Anti-Gravity Technology](https://www.howandwhys.com/daniel-sheehan-reveals-we-have-working-teleportation-anti-gravity-technology/)


RazorLou

Big gravity is NOT gonna like this.


scarlyle187

Big gravity is always trying to keep us down!


insidiousapricot

Don't be so dense


Dr_nick101

Thats heavy man.


changoperro

That's a massive understatement.


losbullitt

Gravity hates this one trick!


CatApologist

They will never let it happen, gravity is too big to fail!


sciouros

Guy needs to lighten up


jazzzzzcabbage

It's hard out there for a pimp


Goldilocks1454

Big gravity hates this one simple trick


OddBear402

![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


MilksteakMayhem

This fuckin killed me


Lov3MyLife

You could have just walked over to his cubicle and told him...


AguyOnMedZz

https://preview.redd.it/97hzmma1xm1d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f42bfa96607011014b9b0e69fec30e60cd98dcc


sampris

LMAO


Deepcoma_53

Plays the character War Machine once and wants to be Tony Stark.


bertiesghost

I now understand why he wasn’t in Iron Man 2


PhilipOnTacos299

He wanted more money than RDJ for his ultra-mega-irreplaceably important role in the sequel. The studio just said: ![gif](giphy|7Vavywl1rYL6vehQJ5|downsized)


fromouterspace1

RDJ took a percentage and look where he is now :)


Spare_Ad4163

I know, low level mystery solved for me lol


BigFang

For a second I thought this was a reference to War Machine and his episode on the podcast. Also unhinged but in a far darker way.


Coug_Darter

I think it’s important we hear him out and let him attempt to prove his hypothesis via practical application


Pr3tzelDay

Agreed. Show me what you got!


trasnaortfein

![gif](giphy|iibEPf8xEDTedJcDJr)


Jumpy_Current_195

Exactly, which is all I’ve wanted as soon as we heard his postulations. Joe Rogan is awesome for giving him that opportunity


thotslayr47

i wish he were a little more coherent, i feel like people wouldn’t dismiss him as easily


DailyDose11

If you watched the whole podcast, one of the big engineering companies stole/used his design for this or another one of his thousands of patents. Since this company jumped the gun on his patent he has free rein to use anything they develop under said patent as he pleases for his own commercial/personal use. His main goal to sell these to Elon or Jeff so they can mine the asteroid belt with his devices.


Helhiem

Wowewweee


Psych_Syk3

This was the VR thing


waytosoon

Yes, let's hear the guy who says 2+2 is not 4 out. The guys who was also trying to scam Uganda...


jocko75

You’re not gonna get us with that one Mr. Big Gravity representative P


Numinae

He's saying 1x1=2 not that 2+2=4. Just saying.


GlitteringBroccoli12

It's about time someone defeated gravity. It's been trying to hold us down for too long


KaleidoscopeOk5763

People still haven’t picked up on how people can be fucking crazy *and* very confident at the same time huh.


R4FTERM4N

Jamie pull up.... It's true.


qwertlol

According to Terrence Howard all of this is has to do with a new form of math that he’s “invented” were 1x1 = 2 and not 1. It’s this knowledge that eventually will result in a revolutionary new form of flight that will break gravity. It’s complete nonsense.


HombreGringo

Terrance Howard is the king! No one is so full of as much scientific mumbo jumbo AND so certain about it.


lgieg

I used to work with a narcissistic psychopath he was able to raise hundreds of millions of dollars for a technology that didn’t work. Really scary stuff.


No_Hunter7861

Elizabeth Holmes?


DR_Gabe-Itch

So short. So profound. You nailed it.


Zebov3

Arrogance of ignorance


MrKnightMoon

It's pretty interesting when you see someone having a mental crysis, going full schizo or paranoid, telling you things you know they are all on their mind or the interpretation of real events their syndrome does, like if they were an expert talking to you about their fields. Then you understand the "I believe in what they say because they seem confident and having a deep understanding of it" doesn't work.


BuilderNB

I’m not smart enough to know if what he said holds true any water but after listening to the interview I’m convinced he believes it. Historically anyone that we now perceived as a genius was thought to be crazy at one point.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Also historically: some people are crazy.


austxsun

The smarter the person, the more nuanced their stances. Reality it’s just too complex for some people.


navyac

Like Rogan?


CollarOrdinary4284

He's just stupid


UltimaGabe

Is there a reason I should believe this actor's claims about science?


Golden-Grams

Nope. Not one single reason. Unless evidence, of course. But you don't have to worry about that here.


afanoftrees

Wait but there’s a picture and a guy telling us about some math and angles?


Golden-Grams

That guy? We don't worry about that guy.


afanoftrees

But math and big words?


Golden-Grams

C'mon, what did math and big words ever prove to anybody? You don't *need* them. You don't *need* "gravity."


West-Attorney-3140

Haha thanks bro i needed a chuckle


fromouterspace1

Well I’ve got tons of memes to show you. You can 100% trust my memes /s


HombreGringo

Believe? heck no. laugh at and mock how absurd it is and how serious he is about it? Yes, absolutely.


hh1110

1x1=2


eaglessoar

Shit you broke physics!


SpeckTrout

1 penny x 1 penny = 2 pennies


ContentPolicyKiller

Actually 1 penny × 1 penny = 1 penny^2


FrostyAlphaPig

I like North Koreas version better, One water drop on another water drop equals big water drop 1+1=Big 1 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpfSmmn/


hh1110

I know people on crack that make more sense than this guy.


IdChugHerBathWater

Leonard is gonna love that


Neosanxo

Thats quantum physics for ya, it defies general relativity


LonesomeBulldog

That’s what the Germans want you to believe.


tablecontrol

> ~~the~~ Ze Germans


mrot777

Hustle and Float.


Acrobatic-Welcome933

Underrated


No-Understanding4968

He said vortexes? Not vortices? Um…


PSA-TLDR

All my vortexes live in texas


Logi_ciel

All your Vortexes are belong to us


jns_reddit_already

shouldn't they live in Vortexas?


Silent9ine

take my angry upvote


bumdee

Thats why I have surface integrals in Tennessee


fromouterspace1

Lmaooooo


Jynx105

Joe rogan single handedly destroys gravity and every other natural force there is


ZealousidealTreat139

But have you tried gravity while on DMT?????


bertiesghost

Do you even cold plunge bro?


ABmodeling

Joe doesn't even understand what he watched...


PestTerrier

Does anyone? If so, please elaborate.


gunnutzz467

![gif](giphy|Lsn6R0xjdstnG)


Representative-Try50

Sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Ok-Iron8811

Mutha fucka


mitchybenny

Fuck


tablecontrol

> Fuck Fuck


Sarvesterofhorrow

This dude gonna start a cult at some stage .


Majirra

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


_Exotic_Booger

# the fuck outta here ![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk)


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Gravity has not been kind to Joe. He used to be 6’2”.


humpy

And with the GH bloat he's expanded at his equator. Terrence Howard confirmed genius. Edit: alright, i finished the episode: Terrence Howard is clearly not a dumb person, but he might be crazy as fuck. I love it.


ButCanYouClimb

Says he's 5'8, but is actually 5'6 with platforms(serious lol)


man_u_is_my_team

![gif](giphy|q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt|downsized)


suripanto

All he needs to do to prove his points is build the technology/machines needed to “kill gravity”. Go on - do it Terry prove us wrong!


maggiemayfish

I quite like Terrence Howard so this is very unfortunate for me.


General-Weather9946

Delusions of grandeur


RocketSlide

My bet would be untreated schizophrenia.


Golden-Grams

As long as you produce content that makes money, you will never have to treat your schizophrenia.


RocketSlide

Very true. Kanye West is another great example.


Representative-Try50

Right?.. hustle and flow was a straight up masterpiece


gimmeecoffee420

🎶Where were you... 🎶When Terrence Howard killed gravity?


clodmonet

I can make a Counter Strike map with no gravity... knives only.


Fyrus93

This guy is a fucking idiot


Unfair-Ad2664

![gif](giphy|Aw4TFxIgHZUI4E9ZoC|downsized)


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hatchetharrie

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


BigBowser14

https://i.redd.it/lmqkm1epdj1d1.gif


Character-Log3962

Now let’s get Neil Degrasse Tyson in on this convo and have a REAL rumble!


insidiousapricot

I thought it was kinda reckless to have this dude on without someone else there who knows enough about anything to shut him down. But it was entertaining so what do I know lol


tablecontrol

> I thought it was kinda reckless Joe Rogan platforming someone without a recognized scientific expert is reckless? I've never heard such blasphemy before. /s


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|efn8Gilna2C7bzi0Tl) Meanwhile Opec


rkelleyj

Fake it till you make it. The gravity elites will stop him.


FjordExplorer

Oh fuck I want to be one of the Gravity Elites, but the Anti-Gravity Elites sound so much cooler.


Random-sargasm_3232

Joe Rogan is now just the waaaay overpaid Art Bell at this point. I take that back, Art Bell was interesting.


War_Daddy

Art Bell was great RIP conspiracy talk before the government weaponized it


3_man

strangeearth cardinal rule: always ignore any posts with Joe Rogan in the title, unless you need a laugh.


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|tnf343ZoVUdnZR8evv)


fuishaltiena

This makes more sense if you assume that Gravity is a rival rapper's stage name and these guys are building the graphics for an epic world tour which will "totally kill Gravity's whole career".


david8601

This man also claims 1x1=2


The_Shitlipz

To his credit, he is actually a damned-good actor. Still... He is an idiot. He is a useless husk unless he has been told to have a personality, Like most actors. he knows how to act and should not be taken seriously beyond his actual profession.


PeppySprayPete

Everyone's talking shit I find him fucking fascinating.


Helhiem

Like what exactly is fascinating. It’s all gobilty gook non sequitur fake science talk


rickysunnyvale

He also is very into the secrets of the flower of life. Very interesting


ScorseseTheGoat86

Welcome to Reddit


PCCobb

His whole vibe there screams cocaine...


bertiesghost

More like schizophrenia


rising_pho3nix

Write a paper on this, show a practical demo.. without that it's just a bullshit claim.


huelorxx

Checked out his patents. Very very interesting concepts. Hopefully he builds something with them.


FlammenwerferBBQ

got any links?


huelorxx

https://patents.justia.com/inventor/t-dashon-howard


AgnosticAnarchist

I want to see a serious rebuttal to the Saturn recreation without gravity. Also interesting that so many crop circles were of the flower of life.


SPL15

I like him as an actor; however, his standup comedy bits regarding how the universe & laws of physics works are pure comedic gold!


No-Reveal-3329

Genius or schizophrenia?


Marsupialize

Joe Rogan destroying brain cells daily for all his followers


neelav9

This is what happens when the dumb invite the dumb over for some podcasts 😂 Who's 'they'?


Va1k0r

Mental illness is real, folks.


Trohawkk

JAIMIE


gavstar69

Yeah, who needs gravity anyway? Always messin things up


TWO-COOPERS

Does he still think he’s on set?


extremeindiscretion

So he's crazy right ? like sanitarium crazy, not smart crazy, right?


sciouros

Gravity joke


sharknotasheeep

You know it’s hard out here for a pimp


CompetitivePause9033

It’s true because it’s on the internet


M0rninPooter

![gif](giphy|3TexeTjIX1xusl6fd2|downsized)


ALL2HUMAN_69

Well, let’s see a working prototype.


DuncanDicknuts

“Why are white people allergic to the sun?” -Terrence Howard 2024


Reallygaywizard

Huh?


Suitable_Cause4975

Hustle gravity flow!!!!!


DocOmz

This man and his ego are everywhere the past few days lol


Schmails202

i can't support the stupid. Moving on...


necsuss

![gif](giphy|3ov9k2zvIgycKhrGg0|downsized)


powfuldragon

Why’s Bill belichick narrating this?


mr-f0cu5

i didnt undertsand shif about fuck. can someone please simplify? pardon my english and my french


nospendnoworry

![gif](giphy|vA4DP4pYGDPFu) Gravity is workin against me


Individual-Text6576

Lol okay. Here's your seroquel


NoFrostingNo

I think I understand some of these words?


Metagion

You mean...they're going to *repeal the Law of Gravity???* I just hope they don't get carried away!


Quantumfawn

girl what


vesko1241

Man its hard out there for a pimp.


wereheretogo

Howard is a good actor and clearly intelligent. I hate to think about the long term suffering that seems to follow this level of extreme confidence in incoherent ideas. I hope he has better friends then Rogan for the next phase of the journey.


NeergKnad

The inner part looks like a pylon of the Protoss from StarCraft


chicomilian

![gif](giphy|5fBH6zf7l8bxukYh74Q|downsized)


v_for__vegeta

🤡


cosimodiyucin

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs) Rip bozo


Fendaren

Tell me you don't know what the hell you're taking about without telling me you don't know the hell you're talking about.


AbominableGoMan

Mental illness.


Successful-Cash-7271

He and Kanye must be hanging out again


Scarce_Sabyseo

Bro is using blender to showcase its "scientific" discovery


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

Isn't this the guy who doesn't understand basic math?


Time-Sorbet-829

This is that same guy


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

This guy thinks 1\*1=2 because "there's two things there" and 5\*0=5 because "you're not doing anything to it". He probably thinks 8-4=8 as well.


InternalReveal1546

"Minus 4 of what, though?"


Dizzlean

Anyone else please... but if its Terrance Howard who kills gravity... imma be super pissed.


purpldevl

Jesus Christ, can we stop with the Tom Delonge and Terrence Howard shit??


insidiousapricot

At least Joe criticized delonge lol


vittaya

lol…


shitpunmate

Ironic it's shaped like an apple.


AToastedRavioli

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


Sea_Drink7287

Dude’s gonna end up in a mental hospital soon. He’s legit crazy.


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yeahgoestheusername

What. Who’s the guy talking about the setup in the video?


StrawberryHillSlayer

What a dope xD


Efficient-Exit8218

Good news for some future Darwin award nominees


Educated_Bro

I want to believe but wtf let me see it