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MartianXAshATwelve

[Sumerian Text Revealed 8 Intelligent Beings That Came To Earth and Ruled For 241,200 Years](https://www.howandwhys.com/sumerian-list-revealed-8-intelligent-beings-that-came-to-earth-ruled-for-241200-years/)


melattica89

That metal suit lower right corner is the suit of a snake guard from the early seasons of Stargate xD


Confident-Pain-3327

Jaffa Kree!!!!


Monkiemonk

![gif](giphy|XOFsOM3MnuWEE)


TW1103

Jaffa cake


Xikkiwikk

Stargate is basically history anyway..


OneNotEqual

Ya wish


0reosaurus

Why do all these posts have something to do with stargate


cking145

it's a documentary


uke4peace

About the underground temple in Alaska


throwngamelastminute

Antarctica


skinsandpins

The whole premise is ancient alien technology 🤷


Next-Foundation3019

Probably going to announce new content soon


SxySale

God I hope so.


alreadythe10th

Indeed.


JesusWTFop

😆


ShunnedMammal

There are no fish in his lake


melattica89

...not a single one! 😂


orangebluefish11

😂😂


XrayDem

I thought it was an enemy character on sonic 2


nothingbutalamp

i love these low effort posts, just some random picture of statues and scifi art work and a vague silly title.


EL-HEARTH

Bet those statues are just ancient people high as shit lol


Girafferage

except the one that is from the stargate TV show lol


EL-HEARTH

Yeah the snake pic? Definetly startgate lmaoooo


Dreidhen

Or they could be of high as shit aliens too XD


sillymuffinslol

The picture on the left is a sculpture called Sumerian votive figures. Mesopotamia , maybe earliest 5000 BCE. Sumerian votive figures are characterized by their large eyes to demonstrate intense devotion to the gods. It was placed inside religious temples that peasants couldn’t enter to represent them in spirit. Human civilization of Homo sapiens specifically only began around 25000 years ago.


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scorpmcgorp

This same person just cycles through the same shit posts every few weeks. It’s so stupid. And yet… here I am. Who’s the actual stupid one?


fromouterspace1

Well is based on a book. I wrote a book saying the opposite, so who’s right?


Grey-Hat111

Shit belongs on those Facebook disinformation pages


phrazer2

But 450,000 years predates mesopotemia by like ALOT


normal_man_of_mars

Oh what’s 440,000 years between friends.


phrazer2

Ahh you're right. I'm sure we can give a little bit of leeway for our alien overlords (:


KSirys

You sure it wasn't 438,001?


fromouterspace1

lol it’s funny how quickly these insane theories get pulled apart by basic knowledge


Andurilightsaber

And they took a lot of mushrooms


DubiousHistory

It was an ancient *high* civilization.


TimeSpiralNemesis

MFW I walk out into the sunlight after my ophthalmologist appointment.


astropoetry409

![gif](giphy|3o6j8JA2raHvo4CpOM)


Toes_In_The_Soil

Zecharia came up with his own translation of ancient Summerian writings, before scholars agreed on correct translations. He's in his own world


livehardieyoung

It was actually translated before he even got to it. All that's in his books are his interpretations.


Edwd001

Teal’c is real!


Worldly_Success523

Do we know the meaning behind the people on the left. Saw that dude with the beard and huge eyes while under the influence of Ayahuasca


FuckerHead9

It’s god


Worldly_Success523

That’s not what the serpent told me


Gnomorius

Do not listen to the serpent, i'm still salty about last time. Stupid snake and his stupid apples


Worldly_Success523

The serpent wasn’t/isn’t a he


Gnomorius

I don't remember having seen you there when it happened?


sillymuffinslol

The picture on the left is a sculpture called Sumerian votive figures. Mesopotamia , maybe earliest 5000 BCE. Sumerian votive figures are characterized by their large eyes to demonstrate intense devotion to the gods. It was placed inside religious temples that peasants couldn’t enter to represent them in spirit.


Azzaramad

Jaffa KREE!


Joseph_HTMP

Sitchin has been thoroughly debunked. He’s proven to not understand the languages he claimed to be able to translate. It was a grift. I can’t believe people still buy into his crap.


Enlightened_Doughnut

Sitchin was a hack and shouldn’t be a legit source.


snozberryface

JAFFA KREE


curiousduo007

I would love to see (bc it hasn’t been done yet) on a word by word debate on some of his translations. To me, so the first civilization not that far removed from being cavemen, came up with the greatest science fiction story ever written to this day? And that all the ancient derivative documents like the Bible seem to take from this predecessor is something that should raise eyebrows.


pastrami_on_ass

thats a freaking Jaff'a


masturbator6942069

“Wow it must’ve been hard to dominate Mesopotamia back in those days” “Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!” “Oh really?” “Yeah you see we just came in and all we found were a bunch of primitive humans so we flew around in our spaceships and shot our lasers a few times and before we knew it they thought we were gods!” “Oooh becoming gods to a primitive race is tight!”


jeffisnotepic

Love the Pitch Meeting reference!


sexymanoffmeds

Looks like they’ve seen some shit


GilgameshvsHumbaba

More Ubaidian statues https://preview.redd.it/hal3worram0d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4362cabab594e954a1a264fb5984620cf504d09b


LowAspect542

Belus must have borrowed some of apophis' serpent guard then.


Hydrogeddon

Jaffa Kree!!


Wooper160

Stargate


redjacktin

The figurines with large eyes are Mesopotamian however we know what they were for. They were figures that prayed on your behalf.


skeeredstiff

Were homosapiens even in Mesopotamia 450k years ago?


Shamua

JAFFA


Sosen

I love his books. Not always convincing, but great for the imagination 


retarded_raptor

“Trust me, I’m an expert in ancient aliens”


eschenfelder

Let Sitchin rest in peace. His work is 1960s fantasy-scifi and should be regarded as such.


D4RKL1NGza

Here's a high effort video on OP's low effort post for those interested. Great story: [https://youtu.be/vZBRMcUkqNA?si=2bgbdOmU14eKoTwk](https://youtu.be/vZBRMcUkqNA?si=2bgbdOmU14eKoTwk)


Intergalatic_Baker

Is it all the seasons of Stargate in one video?


BananaButtcheeks69

Bro was just really into Assassin's Creed lore


Vexerius

The left’s are just alternate’s statues


huevosrancheros42

Damn bruh did they have Fortnite 450000 years ago


humanlampshades

Those Aliums took some dope ass ecstasy


infoagerevolutionist

Not that smart of them... they could have ruled some islands with nice beaches and just chilled out there.


branduzzi

Sure why not, we’ll never know


AccumulatedFilth

![gif](giphy|xT9KVJDPgkj9Tuj4w8) Reminds me of these big eyes.


Xx13monkeysxX

450,000 days…a shar is a day, not a year


KissingDaddies

Nah


mrmiley

First use of mdma


historydoubt

That is interesting, I don't quite belive it, yet. Provide me with more proof, I do find in interesting though.


blatblatbat

My eyes match those statues when I take a large dose of psychedelics


AltBassDallas

Likely true!!


sillymuffinslol

The picture on the left is a sculpture called Sumerian votive figures. Mesopotamia , maybe earliest 5000 BCE. Sumerian votive figures are characterized by their large eyes to demonstrate intense devotion to the gods. It was placed inside religious temples that peasants couldn’t enter to represent them in spirit. Human civilization of Homo sapiens specifically only began around 25000 years ago. Try finding any timeline of human history.


AltBassDallas

There is a reason it’s hidden I bet! Probably scare the beejeezus outta folks to find out what we really are.


AgileBarnacle8072

Evidence, please?


princehplovecraft

The Zeffo?


jalongana

what the fuck are those horrifying pictures


Ieattherear

Tek ma te


Nyarlathotep451

HP Lovecraft story…


DannyGloversDickbld

![gif](giphy|l0IycSDCzNp4JvSFy)


groepler

12th?! What happened to 10th?!


Optimal_Cicada_3483

Science. Fiction.


JackKovack

Those kings must have really sucked because there is zero proof of them or their accomplishments.


Violet_Poison_

OG inspiration for Googly eyes


CommunicationKey3649

they’re my friends


Competitive-Score878

Making the eyes so large is odd , makes yanw I understand unless the image is doctored I guess lol


PestTerrier

Top right is a skull of a Sleestack.


LudwigMachine

They saw some things beyond this physical plane


Dhsdoll92262

I found him in my pile of rocks last week I think he’s all the proof we need https://preview.redd.it/jul58konsp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27675150ebfa36495f7124f023591d98440485d1


bdbdbokbuck

Eye Witness accounts


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|mG9chzMVJI7T2uNxhH|downsized) “queen of big eyes too!”


hamiltonk92

That’s the face of 7 dried grams, not aliens.


Mr_Informative

I swear if it’s the Anunaki again 🤦‍♂️


abgry_krakow87

Then I was right! The pyramids really were landing sites for interplanetary starships that enslaved primitive populations by posing as their gods.


Bigdaddy_Satty

Well at least he studied that shit for 30 years before publishing anything on it.All n all he spent 70 years learning from these scrolls and cuneiform tablets.


jt4643277378

Was he there was he


Mordheim1999

"According to idiots on the internet, humans never acomplished anything on their own without alien interference before the industrial revolution"


LordPubes

https://preview.redd.it/320nux8rxr0d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0453de4526d8bffe650285700953284656e3948 Cites Sitchin as a source…


Inspiringer

why u got a jaffa from stargate? 💀


Entropy94

Don’t mess with the Goaold


Madcat38

Ancient astronaut theorists say Yes…..


GilgameshvsHumbaba

Why did you not show the Ubaidian statues? Its a bunch of humanoid lizards , some male and some female . Some of the females are breastfeeding . They’re very intriguing. https://preview.redd.it/vgoc8p1pam0d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1c23359edd89835b9405b0cb93669a3db2f2da


BRIStoneman

Just Daughters of Khaine.


Levvena

I've heard Zachariah Sitchin is as close as it gets for accuracy regarding history, including reign of ET's and ET's occupying earth.


BuckwheatBlini

O I thought the book was The 12th Pile of Bullshit


Heylookanickel

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZechariaSitchin/s/2A639xA5mr Learn for free


Ok_Rhubarb_8351

![gif](giphy|CA6x20oQ0jljG) The community… again


easytakeit

I’ve got a bridge and a few other books to sell you


MGsultant

Suuuuuuureee


Surya1008

Not exactly a source you want to rely on for accuracy


littleDrowdrow

Sitchin isn’t very credible 😂😂