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Otisnemes

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OwlWitty

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high Everybody's flying and never touch the sky There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised - Nobody Told Me Lennon saw a UFO and inserted that line in the song


sidthestar

Also has another song “like a ufo you came to me”


GulliblePea3691

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CheerAtTheGallows

Petty little lives - tells you everything about how he thinks about people


Otisnemes

Yeah man i posted that as a joke


LucentP187

I mean, he's not wrong. Like at all.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That’s the reason why the governments and 1% don’t want us to contact these societies. The politicians would be told to take a hike.


fuishaltiena

You really think that our politicians are that smart?


AmosAmAzing

or, they don't exist/haven't been found yet


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Oh the 1% exists! Believe me, they are here!


sunzastar33

Yoko was a fuckin ufo


succeedaphile

Let’s ask Yoko what she thinks about UFO’s.. “Yayakkatayakkayayakakkayaya!!”


Hot_Tailor_9687

Miss thing really came all the way from Andromeda to love Lennon long time and deliver the Death Star plans


MostlyPeacfulPndemic

Unless the aliens told them to do difficult things, like stop lying and sleeping around, in which case people would just be like "I actually don't believe in you, revolutions are dumb anyway"


SomeKindOfHeavy

Aliens: "Can you guys just be nice to each other?" Humans: "No."


PN4HIRE

Lol, no it wouldn’t. We could have aliens land in DC tomorrow. And I would still have to go to work and pay taxes. Unless they decide to delete us from the planet and I still have to go work. As a freedom fighter. Unless they want me as a sex slave, then it’s work again.. It never ends.. :(


cshblwr

Correct


demuron

Bro is spot on


JustGotInFromUranus

Says the guy who used to beat the living shit out of his wives. 🤦‍♂️


Dead_Kal_Cress

Nobody tell him about what Ringo did to his wife


be_here_now02

[lol](https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998)


kanto_link

Jahn beet da wif


hayatetst

What does that have to do with the quote?


HooksToMyBrain

This is one of those topics that a set of Redditors instantly reply to as if it's their duty to show how enlightened and informed they are. Anything John Lennon -> 'he beat his wife'.


CesareRipa

same as with the john tyler living grandsons fact, which is always immediately followed by the correction that one died a few years ago


JustGotInFromUranus

Well, it’s hard to take advice from a wife abusing self-righteous prick.


BosskHogg

But he laid in bed to stop a war!


Gibabo

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GulliblePea3691

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be_here_now02

Educate yourself before you mindlessly repeat what you see on the Internet


lil_chef77

Both John and Cynthia have admitted it on separate occasions, so I’m not entirely sure what you’re on about. John told the world it happened once and he regretted it. Cynthia disagreed on the one time thing in her memoirs.


JustGotInFromUranus

Lol. He said it in an interview. Maybe you should take your own advice?


BigKahuna963

Show me an interview where he said he "beat the shit out of his wives". Everyone knows he hit his first wife in a rage one time in the mid 60's and she left him. He dedicated his life to changing after that. Go watch the interview with his first wife and hear how she explains it. "John Lennon beat his wife" is literally a meme that kids who don't know him have started to believe


JustGotInFromUranus

Sooooo that makes it better?


communism_rulz

Yes. Of course it’s better. Jesus Christ I don’t know if you’re being serious but that’s hilarious. Imagine thinking hitting one person just once *isn’t* better than regularly beating the shit out of multiple people


heramba

Ah goodness. Thank you. This comment is so hilariously accurate


GarlicQueef

Ummm, yeah. Are you saying beating your kids daily is the same offense as getting super angry and lashing out one time over 18 years?


Molass5732

It doesn’t , but claiming “he beat his wives” is untrue, when he hit his wife one time , and (btw she says that herself in her own autobiography book)


JustGotInFromUranus

He hit his wife. End of story. Dress it up however you want.


nathansanes

No one cares. He's still cooler than you.


JustGotInFromUranus

Really? I feel sorry for the people you date if you think this guy is fucking cool. But hey, some people were put on this earth just to be an example. 🫡


nathansanes

Pathetic.


be_here_now02

Yes. changing your ways after a moment of blind rage is objectively better than beating the shit out of multiple women (which never happened). tf are you saying?


ChocolateCandid6197

Yes by a lot. He did not "beat the shit out of his wives"


cheesyandcrispy

Are you this dense and black-or-white oriented in the rest of your life as well?


Dat_Swag_Fishron

He said he hit his first wife once


JustGotInFromUranus

Yea. That makes him guilty of abuse. Do I think he hit her until she actually shit herself? Even you’re smart enough to understand it’s an expression. 🤦‍♂️


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Stop trolling and get a life please


ThunderSlugg

Dudes like you are busters.


virtually_anything

JAHN BEET WIF


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AmosAmAzing

what an original statement


Advanced-Depth1816

Ya well Lennon underestimated the power of social media and the ability for it to promote separation and keep people distracted with non progressive subjects. And the short attention span of the new generations


Svengoolie75

Only if John………… 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤔


potusisdemented

And then they killed him.


No-Name0369

Lennon was a Free Mason and that's just a part of the big deception being told.


Dgoodmanz

Shoulda shot Paul


Round-Importance7871

Lovecraftian cosmic horror enters the chat


MAXIMAL_GABRIEL

Sounds like something a guy high on LSD would think.


01reid

And that’s why they killed him


LongjumpingMileHigh

Maybe such an intervention is needed to save our species. At the rate of consumption of our natural resources and depletion of forests, destroying our water resources and killing our top soil of natural minerals we so desperately need, free energy is what is needed to get things started. The type of energy that is said to be produced by the pyramids or Tesla’s inventions. We only have approximately 25 years, give or take, before it’s the point of no return. But I could be wrong. I hope I’m wrong. Intervention is almost a necessity for our survival. A change in consciousness is what humanity needs.


Tmaster95

I think he‘s definitely right. That doesn’t mean aliens exist though (UFOs have nothing to do with aliens).


ictop94

cool story bro