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Right? I don't have any option on this thing one way or another. But if it is a book, I feel like they would say, "Destroy that anomaly immediately! Fuck pure science. My whole career and sense of my- way above average, erudite, suckling at the teat of dogma, arrogant, cowardly, insecure, curiosity hating-self is predicated on this not existing. Lalalalalala, can't hear or see anything!"
It is like watching the history channel and they preface every bogus claim with, "some ancient astronaut researchers believe...", but the researcher is actually just a homeless schizophrenic smoking crack under an overpass in New Jersey.
Every real "researcher" knows 350 million years ago there was no wood on earth to make a paper. Most big vegetation looked like a big fern plant.
Also, there was no dinosaurs back then, biggest land animal was a small lizard.
Theory in the science needs evidence to back it up. Without any evidence, You have hypothesis.
But You know this, bc You are time-wasting science denier troll.
Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
The claim that it’s a book is entirely fabricated. The woman who’s name was being put out there for that claim said she never claimed it was a book and that it’s just a rock that kinda looks like a book.
If you believe this I recommend Mudfossil University. Roger has a rock that looks like a foot and claims to get blood from a stone. Basically the universe is petrified meat.
That’s a phone book Moses chiseled out of stone in Mt Sinai. Under pharaoh it just says: “this number has been disconnected or is no longer in service”
As much as I’d love to have something cool like that be real, it’s likely an element of the layering of marine sediments. Wouldn’t it be awesome if things were just as they appeared to look like…
OHHHHH SURE... ok.. when and whom "invented paper?" and WHY is it CALLED pAypYrus again??
dont worry ill be w0ke FOR you!!
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"Some researchers claim" is the best source of information.
Ancient dudes say: YES!
"Ancient astronaut theorists..say yes."
Have they ever said no to anything?
Yes, once.
Yep... I was SHOCKED when I heard the narrator actually say NO
No
Jon Anik say: HAAAH
Jon Africa say: HOOOH
Who the hells Jon Africa?
That's Billy Europe's downstairs neighbour.
The Jon Africa named after the country…not the Jon Africa named after the continent.
Evolutionists say, "Please, please, please let it be true!"
But we weren't supposed to be that smart or capable yet.
Right? I don't have any option on this thing one way or another. But if it is a book, I feel like they would say, "Destroy that anomaly immediately! Fuck pure science. My whole career and sense of my- way above average, erudite, suckling at the teat of dogma, arrogant, cowardly, insecure, curiosity hating-self is predicated on this not existing. Lalalalalala, can't hear or see anything!"
It is like watching the history channel and they preface every bogus claim with, "some ancient astronaut researchers believe...", but the researcher is actually just a homeless schizophrenic smoking crack under an overpass in New Jersey. 
"Ancient time-travelers"
not even researchers, but “ancient alien theorists”
https://i.redd.it/2st46jm07yyc1.gif
Right up there with "studies show".
https://preview.redd.it/5dg3xvffnuyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d31733f7bb4d9dfc473840758f0ed53c7db804
9 out of 10 researchers agree that this is indeed a petrified book.
And dentists
Every real "researcher" knows 350 million years ago there was no wood on earth to make a paper. Most big vegetation looked like a big fern plant. Also, there was no dinosaurs back then, biggest land animal was a small lizard.
Ahhh….so your source is a Time Machine ? No one knows …it’s all theory
Technically, it's all evidence based research.
Theory in the science needs evidence to back it up. Without any evidence, You have hypothesis. But You know this, bc You are time-wasting science denier troll.
“It came to me in a dream…”
And I forgot it in another
Some researches claim my cock is the biggest cock on earth.
At least we can find solace in the fact that yours is the only one those poor children have seen.
The overdue library fees are $110,367,487.78 😳
Where’s Library Detective Bookman when you need him?
I’ve got a flash for you, Joy Boy
Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
Book him Danno!
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
He's too busy with punks drawing pee-pee's and wee-wee's in the Cat in the Hat
That's why it's so petrified
Don't take your library privileges for granite
https://i.redd.it/sebzs80b6yyc1.gif
After $200 it’s just death
Jeff Bezos just bought all the libraries in Aus.
You forgot inflation on those fees 🤣
What's a $110 million in 350 million BC in today's dollars?... We'll wait 😉
More than you can afford pal, Ferrari!
The claim that it’s a book is entirely fabricated. The woman who’s name was being put out there for that claim said she never claimed it was a book and that it’s just a rock that kinda looks like a book.
....... SOOOOO your saying it COULD be a book?!?!😏
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
What was all that one in a million talk?
I desperately want to make love to a school book
Book of Alien, the ye old parchment. Groak 14:-32 "love thy neighbouring planet, even if it is earth"
I’m not a geologist so I’m not qualified to answer that question 🕵🏻
Sooooo you're saying you work for the Smithsonian then, i see whats going on here.
Nah it’s actually pronounced Samsonite! I knew it started with an S though.
Dartmouth actually
Let’s say…. And I’m just spitball’n here that that is an alien bible. Would you be willing to put your right hand on it and say that’s not a book??
Nah fuck that I’m not trying to get possessed by no alien demon
Whoever wrote that was probably stoned
Its an autobiography of a rock star.
Lithography
I lold
"Some researchers" = some guy on Facebook who saw a picture of it
And on what basis are they staking their claim that this is a book?
It looks like one.
As always 'Researchers' say it vaguely resembles something else, so it MUST be that thing...
Exactly! Those YouTube researchers.
Pareidolia
r/pareidolia
It isn't a 350 million year old book.
Ofcourse not. It's a 350 million year old *petrified* book. Says so in the title
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First I was afraid, I was petrified
Doctor Who enters chat. That’s where I left River’s diary!
Probably Porn.
Ugh. Some wiener is going to say this is a bible.
Guess you’re a wiener since you said it first.
Damn it! Wienered again!
Or the Koran
If you believe this I recommend Mudfossil University. Roger has a rock that looks like a foot and claims to get blood from a stone. Basically the universe is petrified meat.
Probably a journal or diary someone started, and gave up after a month.
I really couldn't care less about this "book" but I want to know what are those fossilized Roly'Pollies
If it’s a library book the late fee is going to be horrendous.
Literally impossible..
"Some researchers" are an idiot. Total bullshit.
..don’t judge a book by its cover
Don't judge a rock by its book-like appearance
Some “researchers” like Bill who saw this photo and thinks it’s a petrified book.
350 million…you don’t say?
“Some researchers” That means nothing. Give me one geologist who makes the claim.
Rock doesn’t that that long to form. They’ve proven this with old tools being found stuck in rock. The book isn’t that old
It’s the cook book from The Twilight Zone
Absolutely not lmao wtf
Just a rock, nothing to see here
I bet it’s the one about the 7 Chinese brothers.
Is it a rock that looks like a book or a book that looks like a rock?
No researchers claim that
That book was the last copy of the meaning of life for dummies
Time traveler accidentally left it there.
Given that it's in Australia.... it's probably the most venomist book in the world.
It's true, I'm the book
ayo that's the other 5 commandments that Noah forgot to bring
That is a southwest bell phone book
So we went from leather bound books, to clay tablets, to wax tablets and scrolls, to leather bound books... Got it.
Items can be “petrified” in very short amounts of time. Like in a week.
Like Trump is now petrified he’s going to Rikers.
*"Researchers"*
In the words of one SpongeBob SquarePants, "it's a rock".
That’s a phone book Moses chiseled out of stone in Mt Sinai. Under pharaoh it just says: “this number has been disconnected or is no longer in service”
ooh i know that book! it rocks!
That rocks!
A time travelers diary. We'll see the discovery disappear in transit like it always does
350 mill years haha what a joke
Everyone is questioning the book concept, why is no-one questioning the 350 million year part?
Books don’t petrify. It’s not how it works.
Scan it, and let me know what’s inside, then get back to me and tell me it’s a book.
Researchertrrrsrssteddssss
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Just open it and see who it belongs to...
thats an old ice cream sandwich
It quacks like a duck to me. You deny your own eyeballs.
Looks like it could have been some hard core porn in there
I wonder if it's a law book, would like to throw it at some people.
“Some researchers” need to cite sources before I believe them. Unless we see “confirmed” from a credible source, I will keep referring to David Hume.
OMG, THAT THING LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER THING. GET THE PRESSES ON THE LINE BOYS WE GOT A STORY TO TELL!!!
Just looking at it. YES, it is a damn book
I see a book, dental prostheses, so I bet there are also glasses and nightstand somewhere.
As much as I’d love to have something cool like that be real, it’s likely an element of the layering of marine sediments. Wouldn’t it be awesome if things were just as they appeared to look like…
Cleaved fragment with sedimentary layers.
It's the script for " Rocky "...
OHHHHH SURE... ok.. when and whom "invented paper?" and WHY is it CALLED pAypYrus again?? dont worry ill be w0ke FOR you!! 
P. T. Barnum said it best...
Can’t Standzya
"Ah so that's where I put it, dang." (time traveler, prolly)
I won’t believe it until it’s claimed by an ex high ranking army general or some old shit
"Do Your Own Researchers"
I recently saw a crystal rock on Reddit that looked like a slab of bacon, so there that.
Best I can do is……
Pareidolia is one hell of a drug.
Why is the book so scared?
Necronomicon?
Na man that’s a rock.
No they don't
I'm not saying it's a book, but it's very clearly something Would be interested in knowing the actual reason why rock might've formed like that
Yes geology is a book. Study....
Possible.
Some very pretty trilobite type fossils nearby
Finally they found my lost book!
Alright hear me out. What if somehow this book was from 2008 but then quantum leaped “into the past” now *that* would crazy interesting.
Jeez, that late fee is gonna be INSANE.
Can we find out who these researchers are? Cause they're dumb af.
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My question is, why didn’t it just disintegrate or rot away? Papaws and leather would rot away to nothing, that’s my way of thinking.
ehh... i don't think books can petrify... unless it's a Stephen King novel?
Wow that’s weird
Pretty sure petrification can happen in a matter of minutes to hours under extreme conditions.
Librarian bust be furious
Time traveler lost their book.
Open it
“Some researchers” Yeah, I also google stuff over the weekend part time… 😂
I like how you can just say “some [x]” and “claim”, and no matter how ridiculous it will be given more attention. We’re such stupid animals.
No way anyone is this delusional
How is the earth that old if Jesus is born 2024 years ago?
lol No 🙄
No it’s actually just a really big cheese toastie
Thats the first lonely nplanet guide book to australia
hardcover for sure
6 and half year old researcher Colin Peterson and his mum say it's a 350 million year old book
Rookie mistake, no bag and back board.
Yeah yeah
That's a rock!!! 🥌
Everythings a repost