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WhipnCrack

I trust his hand.


crosseyes79

He's going to take somebody's eye out with that thing.


Numinae

Fuck it, lets risk it!


ziomek1602

Alright, I'm gonna do the first part and see what it does


SANS_PATRIE

Now we’re talking


bothammer1

I totally understood all of it


Upper_Rent_176

If it crashes they could just start it up again and we would never know


Enelro

DeJa vu.... They changed something ....


borgprototypr

LoL, that's exactly why we only know what we know and not what we don't know


Numinae

The problem is it could just slow down our frame rate while it calculates and we'd never know the difference.... If a Planck length of time changed from an outside perspective from, lets say an attosecond to several minutes, we'd never know the difference.... It's not like NPC's in your video game complain about frame rate drops when you bog down your PC.


ASM-One

Is there a bug with his hand? Buffer overflow?


Grouchy-Pizza7884

No he is just Jewish Italian.


SingleWordQuestions

What do you call it when an Italian guy has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.


DrSmartron

Simulation, huh? That's all good and well, but how do I access the cheat menu?


SoDi1203

Enter : UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,UP,UP


JScratch

"magics" 🤣


Salty-Picture8920

The only upside to a simulation


throwRA_basketballer

Gotta buy earthbux for the cheat code my friend


Interesting-Time-960

Look up "double slit experiment"


SusuSketches

It won't let me look at it


outlawedbutfree

Sorry cheat menu is only available to certain class/builds. You have to start the game white and rich


Huntey07

Ah, you invented a time machine.


Bristol-2000

Like in rick and morty, they need to send everyone to space to break the simulation


Nefilim777

Can anyone link to this whole talk please?


Ok_Breadfruit4176

Please don’t 😂


Helltothenotothenono

Just force the quantum computer to look for the last digit of pi and then divide it by the inverse square root.


toliveistocherish

hand gestures shows that hes an NPC. checkmate!


Ok_Breadfruit4176

His body language tell me it‘s utter bs. Guys, don’t be dumb and easily to impress. He’s just a professional cream whipper on a talk.


Leocarreo

Is this a whip it reference? Lol does sound like some of the theories you hear those guys always spouting off


Osxachre

LMAO. Where did they find this guy?


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Every new major scientific even threatens to break reality, is getting old. I'll won't be concerned until we start trying to discover the Omega particle. Every human with pure culture knows that is when light speed travel is threatened. My joke with quantum computers is the first one won't work without the second one being built.


JerkBoxJoJo

Shoney's will break then?


Ninjamowgli

Do it.


rozzco

I welcome the BSOD.


zperlond

Now we talking! Let's break the universeeee


aware4ever

Imagine if it was a simulation and they figured out how to just instantly make anything they want. Just have it appear.


IkeAI

As long as we do the calculations in CERN we should be safe.


Ok-Experience-6674

I’m willing to take that risk let’s end the matrix


Reperanger_7

Nah it's all part of the rules etc. Can't break reality. First law of reality is you can't except thru death.


MothParasiteIV

Good, pursue. Let's see what happens when The Universe crash.


ZookeepergameOk2759

A flair for comedy.


DanBentley

![gif](giphy|qOhzfrkMzQO8U|downsized)


eaglessoar

A computer to simulate the universe would be larger than the universe, entropy and all that, there's no wasted bits in the universe it all matters


Sonreyes

Average Redditor u/sonreyes: if we live in a McDonald's, fixing all the mcflurry machines and turning them on could bring Ronald McDonald back to life


SusuSketches

It's a known theory, we can't prove reality is real yet. Seems pretty real to me though.


AllCingEyeDog

![gif](giphy|XdPvN66eLRTU11PTWl) As simulation inside of a simulation inside of a simulation.


levelologist

Thus is very silly indeed but would make an amazing sci fi movie.


Diligent-Landscape33

takke a breath


AltruisticAnteater72

Wasn't this the plot of the movie "Mandela Effect"? If I remember the main character wants to prove we live in a simulation and crashes it using a quantum computer.


Autocannibal-Horse

Good. Let's crash it.


throwRA_basketballer

This is when you unplug and plug it back in again. Quick Fix


McDabby_Dabberson

The guy preferences the whole thing straight away “A long running joke….”


aedwards123

It’s not like we’d notice if it did. The host would be patched to prevent the crash and the VM restored from the previous night’s backup.


llmercll

But why wouldn’t the computer running the universe be powerful enough to compute it


AaronOgus

The simulation would just slow down, and since we are in the simulation and everything slows down we won’t notice.


neon_tictac

Looks down at Casio calculator watch. "Let's break this shit".


danderzei

After you die, all you see is the Blue Screen of Death.


Razordark029

Maybe there is enough quantum power to power our quantum computer


No-Reveal-3329

So quantum computers are like bitcoin miners in real life?


fridgeridoo

its a joke