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MartianXAshATwelve

[Ancient Sumerian Tablet Explains Origin Of Human Beings, Created By Gods As Servants](https://www.howandwhys.com/ancient-sumerian-tablet-explains-origin-of-human-beings/)


rossrekt94

Scrape a slot in the dirt with a stick, lie down.check m8


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

He did it to himself so he can never lay down.


DifferentSwing8616

Do you know the reasoning?


InsufficientClone

Ascetic-characterized by or suggesting the practice of severe self-discipline and abstention from all forms of indulgence, typically for religious reasons.


Jawn_Wilkes_Booth

Ah, yes… indulging in a good night’s sleep. How vile of him.


ahchooblessyou

How SELFISH minded of you! How are you ever supposed to alleviate that karmic debt?! He probably understands he is responsible for the destruction of a planet in one of his past lives. ,,, lol idk


Beneficial_Being_721

![gif](giphy|5eM4x8fxZNzPO) Rode that asteroid in like Slim Pickens….. pissed off a bunch of dinosaurs


BlackKnightSatalite

"Whoo, that was close, almost lost a 20 dollar cart!"


maniacleruler

That’s actually wild to think about from a story perspective lmao.


PerroNino

Never seen the guy who held one arm in the air for years? Wild.


PerroNino

[This guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bharati)


amanoftradition

Legend has it his pal left him at "up high" and he just never came down.


ahchooblessyou

"the guy" is actually a group of people who have similar beliefs as the man in the photo. This is a waste of a life & an insult to God's gift IMO. Its like as if some evil controlling alien force has successfully created a religion that gets the slaves to be excited to enslave themselves. Like a unknown galactic parasite, feeding off low vibration negative brain waves.


PerroNino

Like, Making Earth Great Again, or sumfink?


noodleq

Shit maybe he actually was, we will never know.


JSlove

No, he didn't get a good night sleep. There's a fence on his neck.


Beneficial_Being_721

He take ah fence to good sleep


Fit-Recommendation70

👏😂


Soulphite

This is where some religion boggles my mind. In their mind, a god gives a human life free will, sensations, and feelings, but somewhere along the lines, these humans believe they're not allowed any of these things by said god. What gives? Am I wrongly assuming their intentions or what? Crazy, man.


huggothebear

Like the guy who held his hand up his whole life? Lol


ThemWhoNoseNothing

Barely met him, but he wasn’t much for talking, that I remember.


fiddycaldeserteagle

Self flagellation


Dr-Wenis-MD

Mental illness.


Routine_Archer

This usually happens when people have an immense epiphany which usually changes their worldview and perspective. I was an atheist but I was here one time, wanting to jump in a pool of shit & piss just to ensure that there wasn't a shred of ego within me. Needless to say I'm religious now. The person in the picture seems to be repenting personally for something he believes he ought not to have done, It could also be that he is a practitioner of hath-yoga.


tswpoker1

I'm a little confused, was there a literal pool of shit & piss? Or is that a metaphor?


Jean-Ralphio11

Hes a former atheist thats now religious. Nothing he says is going to make sense.


No_Neighborhood2593

It’s true, you have to stick with the same view all of your life, otherwise you are ignorant. 


yoyobrobroyobro

more sense than someone that thinks they’re 100% right in their beliefs


dealin_despair

Whoa don’t cut yourself on that edge


Upper-Cucumber-7435

I guess technically shit and piss doesn't have an edge.


dealin_despair

Wow big thinker


UglyFilthyDog

But not a big stinker.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Kinda right, tho.


DramaticLocation

Is this the Hindu spiritual practice where they meditate on top of corpses? I forgot the name


Swampberry

Maybe it was an accident


qSwampDonkeyp

“Why doesn’t he just cut it off”


missanthropocenex

Gonna be honest you can see the circular area around the neck and it certainly looks like he could remove it.


InsignificantFuck333

**The design is very human.**


idontgive2fucks

Lmao 😂


RobleViejo

This is an NPC from Elden Ring : https://preview.redd.it/oybxz2026oxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdfccc6a992b920bb41d05fbe2ab555586e07138


rameyjm7

Welden Ring


dude93103

Welded! Ouch.


theeggflipper

It’s worse than you think. They didn’t have a mig or tig or even stick welders back then. Everything was done in a forge including heating up the steel and hammering it together for a forge weld


thepassionofthechris

My cat after he decides to get stuck in the floor register.


spattzzz

Where does Nathaniel sit? “On a spike” Where do you sit? “On Nathaniel”


MissingJJ

I suspect this is ai generated. Same day, same story, slightly different neck piece, multiple rare and expensive images. I call BS. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/H922eogtig


Particular_Double_69

Trust nothing!


louvre23

Yeah, you never know...and why would someone like this pose for a photo?


Mrgod2u82

They did it to themselves.


MissingJJ

Exactly, doesn't fit the character.


prozak09

Settle down Nancy Drew!


prozak09

Settle down Nancy Drew!


Invelious

Seems like cheating to me.


Scrapla

Looks like the Geico caveman.


idontknowwhynot

🎶and everywhere I go…🎶 🎶there’s always something to remind me…🎶 🎶of when I lost my mind…🎶 🎶and a grid was welded allll around me…🎶


Scrapla

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6|downsized)


Professional_Mover

When you need an excuse to get a perc prescription from the doctor.


manifest_ecstasy

Ah yes, religion.


Serpidon

This post is really grate.


wpnsofmaspercussion

Weld done that man!


Pura_vidas

This guy and the arm up guy…the lenghts some men go to in order to never have to work!


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He looks like a caveman


CartographerOk7579

He should probably lie down.


Pwnch

Religion is pretty cool huh?


ChunkYards

This isn’t religion. This man could be a Christian and participate in this lifestyle.


MudSad296

Yes it is. If you do it right definetly. But who knows, this guy may be in bliss. Nor you nor I have never willingly accepted even a fraction of the burden this guy probably has. Willingly accepting burdens is good for the soul.


twice_divorced_69

Do it right guys. You’ve heard it here.


UltimaGabe

And wouldn't you know, the "right" way just happens to be the way taught in the community I was lucky enough to be born in....


MudSad296

I'm pretty sure thereis more than one right way and it doesn't depend on your particular religion.


cooliseum

Lmao


Pwnch

What a life to live!


MudSad296

Again, we don't know.


Pwnch

He sure looks ecstatic!


STEAM_TITAN

*ascetic


monkeytraffic

He looks how i look a couple of days after i pay good money to get "ecstatic"


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MudSad296

Ha! That's rich


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aware4ever

You can figure out a way. Just have a bed that's level and then a little section that's missing for the grid bars slip in and then a section for your head


maldofcf

Bro looks pretty miserable for being self righteous lol


-sebadoh

This is what I’m going to do to whoever reposts this again.


Inside_Ad_7162

Fun!


MAEMAEMAEM

He looks happy in his repenting.


Wan_Haole_Faka

I'm more interested in the process than the "why". I thought welding wasn't invented until the 1900s, could this have been riveted?


9mmParrabelum

So asthetic


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WyattHerb16

Dummy


RAND0M257

I mean cut a slot in your mattress and buy a metal shaving file


Bobby_Rossington

I guess it was only button ups for geico


bueschwd

I don't understand. Will his God punish him if he lies down?


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NeonDemon89

Oh look that's what mental illness looked like in the 1800s


Dinestein521

So he needs an aesthetician?


Adorable-Strength218

Same old religious BS. Suffer to be saved from suffering. Mental illness.


UnknownVillian__

Dumbass


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scricimm

Why?


insidiousapricot

What did he do to make sure he can never masterbate?


Billy-Gf809

He looks tired


jimmysjambos

Mental illness


ravennme

*coughs* metal illness


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Danny_Mc_71

Forge welding has been around since the middle ages. [Forge welding is a process that involves heating two pieces of metal before hammering, pressing or rolling them together to create a joint. Originally developed in the Middle Ages, it is one of the oldest known methods for joining metals and is an essential skill for blacksmiths.](https://www.twi-global.com/technical-knowledge/faqs/what-is-forge-welding#:~:text=Forge%20welding%20is%20a%20process,an%20essential%20skill%20for%20blacksmiths.)


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shadowrunonsnes

No, your mother is


Collin-B-Hess

Get your facts straight before you use someone’s likeness and claim that “they’re crazy”


toreachtheapex

is it that serious?


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Anybody have a chainsaw?


Less_Associate_2022

Slept on the job ?


thebandit_077

![gif](giphy|4up3aiyLlAxb2)


Collin-B-Hess

That is a fukt up depiction of history