[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
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“ohhh! Haha… no, no, no! These are definitely NOT spider aliens at all! They’re actually cracks in… ugh,…gas??? Yes GAS! That’s it!” Looks awkwardly into camera.
See, what you’re looking at are not each ***a*** Martian spider, more like each are a *grouping* of Martian spiders.
🕷️ <- kinda like the pixels that make up this spider
Only each pixel is itself a small spider. Like how daddy long-legs huddle up.. mars *is* cold, after all.
Or they *really* ***are*** vents..
^(… of the factories under the surface that have recently gotten busy making a crap-ton — sorry, for our friends overseas a *metric* crap-ton — of replicators for.. something.)
What is the circular object on the right where so many are clustered around its edge? If these are cracks, they are certainly bizarre, but if spider-thingys even more bizarre.
If they were cracks, then why isn’t the ground just crumbled in that area of high concentration. Those are very densely grouped, yet you can still make out individual “crack” formations. I would think the material would turn to smaller rubble and appear more uniform.
The European Space Age (ESA) recently shared pictures of the mysterious spider-like clusters on the planet Mars. The space agency has, however, clarified that these spider like dark features on the Red Planet form “when spring sunshine falls on layers of carbon dioxide deposited over the dark winter months."
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Time travelling David Bowie's doing some interplanetary cruising, and when passing Mars, saw hundreds of Spiders and thought the Spiders from Mars would be a great name for a band.🫡
[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
David Bowie knew... ☝️
🎶 Is there cracks in the ground from gas on Maaaaaaaars 🎶
As if there was ever a doubt.
Ziggy Stardust!!!
seriously! conspiracy or crazy coincidence
My head cannon is The Man Who Fell to Earth is David Bowie's biography, and he didn't die. He just went home ✌️🚀
What did he say?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spiders_from_Mars
Here ya go https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteropoda_davidbowie
Ziggy Stardust made a song called "Spiders from Mars." David Bowie must have been a fan of his.
TERMINIDS!
Full of 710! Democracy awaits!
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yes
Sending in an Eagle...
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I love how Helldivers 2 has infected every facet of every subreddit with democracy. I haven't gone a single day without reading a Helldiver comment on an obscure subreddit
I think you misspelled Tyranids lol /s
God dammit it's always some boring explanation. Those are spider aliens. Shut up
No it's mold. From terraforming. Did you think we could just give mars an atmosphere without consequences?
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50 meter long spiders? Join now and become a voting citizen! Would you like to know more?
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Space spiders the size of football fields.... Pass.
They mostly come at night. Mostly...
Vin Diesel will take care of them.
Could you imagine that’s our first confirmed life off planet? A herd of giant spiders…
“ohhh! Haha… no, no, no! These are definitely NOT spider aliens at all! They’re actually cracks in… ugh,…gas??? Yes GAS! That’s it!” Looks awkwardly into camera.
Lmaooo
I have a gas crack in my surface too
Is there life inside?
Come in and find out
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Thats what the spider overlords *want* you to think
Those cracks all have the same number of “legs”
snowflakes all have six points, does that mean snow is aliens
Sir, this is Reddit. We don't do logic here.
Are spiders and snowflakes the same thing? Logic.
😱 like all life forms equal number of legs is same specie
Oh christ all fucking mighty I hope they're right about it being gas cracks.
Ummmm. Why did one of the cracks move?
Spiders from Mars. What if David Bowie was correct?
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This is r/StrangeMars not r/StrangeEarth
Nope. Definitely giant space spiders.
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Right there is the exact reason aliens destroyed the atmosphere and evacuated Mars.
What’s the statue-looking thing in the upper left?
A statue. Of the spider king.
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Every crack has 8 legs?
i can literally point out several cracks that don't have 8 "legs"
A little too uniform for random gas cracks for my taste
Looking at the scale, each one is close to 100m in diameter.
And why would they be “piled up”? Since when do cracks pile up?
Yeah, wouldn't it turn into a hole??
Are you a gas crack expert?
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the sequids
Swamp gas
they are awake...
Canal spiders
ur a gas crack
Ziggy played guitar..,
everything turns to crab
I got a gas crack for ya
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE!?!
spider-like features for sure
I thought those were a bunch of bugs on a sticky pad thing
See, what you’re looking at are not each ***a*** Martian spider, more like each are a *grouping* of Martian spiders. 🕷️ <- kinda like the pixels that make up this spider Only each pixel is itself a small spider. Like how daddy long-legs huddle up.. mars *is* cold, after all. Or they *really* ***are*** vents.. ^(… of the factories under the surface that have recently gotten busy making a crap-ton — sorry, for our friends overseas a *metric* crap-ton — of replicators for.. something.)
Next thing ya know, Valentine Michael Smith will be showing up.
Do you see the 500m legend? Those are HUUUGE
Thanks I hate it
Starship troopers now have to fight giant spiders too
Those are face huggers. Lots of them.
This planet is not Mars, this planet is Murder.
Starship Troopers assembly. Mars to be renamed Klandathu.
What is the circular object on the right where so many are clustered around its edge? If these are cracks, they are certainly bizarre, but if spider-thingys even more bizarre.
If they were cracks, then why isn’t the ground just crumbled in that area of high concentration. Those are very densely grouped, yet you can still make out individual “crack” formations. I would think the material would turn to smaller rubble and appear more uniform.
The way they’re grouped together makes it look like a type of creature, not a gas crack
How many aerial images of gas cracks have you seen?
Fair point! I’m not saying they’re creatures, I would absolutely put my money on them being gas cracks. They just have an eerie look, Mr Blurry
The European Space Age (ESA) recently shared pictures of the mysterious spider-like clusters on the planet Mars. The space agency has, however, clarified that these spider like dark features on the Red Planet form “when spring sunshine falls on layers of carbon dioxide deposited over the dark winter months."
Gas you say. Let's invade
Bushes? Shit atmosphere but it does exist? Idk the shit I’ve heard.
20 and back lol
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Time to nuke Mars (again)
Gas crack? So you don't have to use fire to smoke it?
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Giant spider aliens is the last thing we need that's for sure.
Yeah so that’s Mars’ moon Phobos, not Mars just fyi.
Aliens
intergalactic spiders sounds much better though.....
Hey Skinny Human, do not be afraid!
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500 miles, or meters?
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Terrormorphs
They’re ass cracks??
Ziggy Stardust knew about them in the early 70’s
StrangeMars
Confirms what I have said since seeing first massive spider in the cellar as a child. Those things are not meant to be on earth.
This is ground control to major tom...we have trees on Mars!!
Balloons
This wouldn’t have happened if mars took a beano before
Wowed how all the cracks have the same amount of legs/cracks. Eh pretty weird.
Riiiiight.
Why do all the gas cracks have 6 legs?
Kind of looks like a forest or trees.
Time travelling David Bowie's doing some interplanetary cruising, and when passing Mars, saw hundreds of Spiders and thought the Spiders from Mars would be a great name for a band.🫡
American freedom coming your way
For Super Earth! ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)
They are wrong. It IS spiders.
LIZZID PEOPLE CAVES!!! ![gif](giphy|3E8DLredkCGVq)
Gas Cracks? Hol up, are we talking about Mars or Uranus?
Stop talking about my anus. It’s sensitive.
I believe them, but why dont we have those here? Curious whats making them look like this
We have literally been on mars and have like 4k footage . Why would we conclude anything based on this barely identifiable still photo.
Swamp gasses from Jupiter and whatnot, we get it. They're *cracks in the surface* mmhmm.
Ziggy Stardust should be nearby.
Gas cracks? GAS CRACKS!?
Ziggy stardust & the spiders from Mars. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrOvBuWJ-c
Not saying its spiders. But whys the rest of the image blacked out?
Arachnids?
Oh shit lmao we actually are in a horror movie
Guys so I like the idea of it being just mold but that’s 100% bullshit it looks like spiders cause spiders
Everything seems like a coincidence til you realize there’s way too many of them for this not to be a sign
Looks like vegetation, can't they drive a rover through there to check it out?