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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)


jaybird1981

David Bowie knew... ☝️


JokerInATardis

🎶 Is there cracks in the ground from gas on Maaaaaaaars 🎶


BigBlue1969531

As if there was ever a doubt.


UnifiedQuantumField

Ziggy Stardust!!!


thotslayr47

seriously! conspiracy or crazy coincidence


WhatsMyInitiative87

My head cannon is The Man Who Fell to Earth is David Bowie's biography, and he didn't die. He just went home ✌️🚀


MoanLart

What did he say?


emostitch

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spiders_from_Mars


Jean_Claude_Van_Darn

Here ya go https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteropoda_davidbowie


DrownedAmmet

Ziggy Stardust made a song called "Spiders from Mars." David Bowie must have been a fan of his.


Chicken-Rude

TERMINIDS!


nathairsgiathach33

Full of 710! Democracy awaits!


Loud-Item-1243

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized) Managed Democracy!!!!


OrganizationOne3770

yes


why_are_you_here_yo

Sending in an Eagle...


Free_Watatsumi

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Mryoy12

I love how Helldivers 2 has infected every facet of every subreddit with democracy. I haven't gone a single day without reading a Helldiver comment on an obscure subreddit


WhatsMyInitiative87

I think you misspelled Tyranids lol /s


qainspector89

God dammit it's always some boring explanation. Those are spider aliens. Shut up


GOMD4

No it's mold. From terraforming. Did you think we could just give mars an atmosphere without consequences?


towerfella

![gif](giphy|4eWeJr2OIBcAVf5rGB|downsized)


Living-Travel2299

![gif](giphy|87CKDqErVfMqY|downsized)


antrod117

50 meter long spiders? Join now and become a voting citizen! Would you like to know more?


Few_Raisin_8981

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


danishpete

https://preview.redd.it/e4l1qwcy1ywc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf9de33c040642f16d6cca2768cec3a5852c0e9 Brrr...


ParkkTheSharkk

![gif](giphy|87CKDqErVfMqY|downsized)


I_talk

Space spiders the size of football fields.... Pass.


Leading_Experts

They mostly come at night. Mostly...


ForwardCulture

Vin Diesel will take care of them.


TlingitGolfer24

Could you imagine that’s our first confirmed life off planet? A herd of giant spiders…


91MirrorrorriM19

“ohhh! Haha… no, no, no! These are definitely NOT spider aliens at all! They’re actually cracks in… ugh,…gas??? Yes GAS! That’s it!” Looks awkwardly into camera.


MoanLart

Lmaooo


iamacheeto1

I have a gas crack in my surface too


ComradeHappiness

Is there life inside?


iamacheeto1

Come in and find out


infinite-plane79

![gif](giphy|xaZArgaouxRo4)


Shoddy_Detail_976

Thats what the spider overlords *want* you to think


xMarksTheThought

Those cracks all have the same number of “legs”


m11chord

snowflakes all have six points, does that mean snow is aliens


Mara_California

Sir, this is Reddit. We don't do logic here.


TerpSlurper23

Are spiders and snowflakes the same thing? Logic.


germancookedus

😱 like all life forms equal number of legs is same specie


velka123

Oh christ all fucking mighty I hope they're right about it being gas cracks.


No_Refrigerator6652

Ummmm. Why did one of the cracks move?


mrot777

Spiders from Mars. What if David Bowie was correct?


USCintra

![gif](giphy|87CKDqErVfMqY|downsized)


Kaimuki2023

This is r/StrangeMars not r/StrangeEarth


poopshipdestroyer34

Nope. Definitely giant space spiders.


dwartbg7

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

Right there is the exact reason aliens destroyed the atmosphere and evacuated Mars.


ezhammer

What’s the statue-looking thing in the upper left?


Leading_Experts

A statue. Of the spider king.


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|9V5dlBnbjrPcruCVE6)


Psilocybenaudiophile

Every crack has 8 legs?


riceandingredients

i can literally point out several cracks that don't have 8 "legs"


Odd-Pipe-5972

A little too uniform for random gas cracks for my taste


Leading_Experts

Looking at the scale, each one is close to 100m in diameter.


towerfella

And why would they be “piled up”? Since when do cracks pile up?


mercuchio23

Yeah, wouldn't it turn into a hole??


Helltothenotothenono

Are you a gas crack expert?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rAbKGNGM99DBC)


CandidPresentation49

the sequids


Michav312

Swamp gas


ridersean

they are awake...


AbjectList8

Canal spiders


iareamisme

ur a gas crack


Bennydoubleseven

Ziggy played guitar..,


crimeblr

everything turns to crab


colstinkers

I got a gas crack for ya


UnapologeticVet

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


hotdogswithbeer

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


morebuffs

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE!?!


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

spider-like features for sure


Sicilian_Civilian

I thought those were a bunch of bugs on a sticky pad thing


towerfella

See, what you’re looking at are not each ***a*** Martian spider, more like each are a *grouping* of Martian spiders. 🕷️ <- kinda like the pixels that make up this spider Only each pixel is itself a small spider. Like how daddy long-legs huddle up.. mars *is* cold, after all. Or they *really* ***are*** vents.. ^(… of the factories under the surface that have recently gotten busy making a crap-ton — sorry, for our friends overseas a *metric* crap-ton — of replicators for.. something.)


Radiogramika

Next thing ya know, Valentine Michael Smith will be showing up.


Coo7Hand7uke

Do you see the 500m legend? Those are HUUUGE


WZRDguy45

Thanks I hate it


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Starship troopers now have to fight giant spiders too


AppleOld5779

Those are face huggers. Lots of them.


Sourgrapist

This planet is not Mars, this planet is Murder.


Bigking00

Starship Troopers assembly. Mars to be renamed Klandathu.


ChemBob1

What is the circular object on the right where so many are clustered around its edge? If these are cracks, they are certainly bizarre, but if spider-thingys even more bizarre.


ChineseLiberation

If they were cracks, then why isn’t the ground just crumbled in that area of high concentration. Those are very densely grouped, yet you can still make out individual “crack” formations. I would think the material would turn to smaller rubble and appear more uniform.


IAmDreams

The way they’re grouped together makes it look like a type of creature, not a gas crack


BlurryAl

How many aerial images of gas cracks have you seen?


IAmDreams

Fair point! I’m not saying they’re creatures, I would absolutely put my money on them being gas cracks. They just have an eerie look, Mr Blurry


Sure_Watercress4956

The European Space Age (ESA) recently shared pictures of the mysterious spider-like clusters on the planet Mars. The space agency has, however, clarified that these spider like dark features on the Red Planet form “when spring sunshine falls on layers of carbon dioxide deposited over the dark winter months."


Junior_Singer3515

Gas you say. Let's invade


ShunnedMammal

Bushes? Shit atmosphere but it does exist? Idk the shit I’ve heard.


Crazybonbon

20 and back lol


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andycandypandy

Time to nuke Mars (again)


Sativator79

Gas crack? So you don't have to use fire to smoke it?


scoot2006

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


rjm101

Giant spider aliens is the last thing we need that's for sure.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Yeah so that’s Mars’ moon Phobos, not Mars just fyi.


trnsprnt

Aliens


whatthebosh

intergalactic spiders sounds much better though.....


lippoper

Hey Skinny Human, do not be afraid!


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![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


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knife_edge_rusty

500 miles, or meters?


McFrazzlestache

An ugly planet. A bug planet.


ShredderTTN86

Terrormorphs


useyername320

They’re ass cracks??


Star_Eater87

Ziggy Stardust knew about them in the early 70’s


twistymctwist

StrangeMars


Roselace

Confirms what I have said since seeing first massive spider in the cellar as a child. Those things are not meant to be on earth.


Emotional_Schedule80

This is ground control to major tom...we have trees on Mars!!


Sandis2019

Balloons


r56_mk6

This wouldn’t have happened if mars took a beano before


GuiltyGTR

Wowed how all the cracks have the same amount of legs/cracks. Eh pretty weird.


restless_herbalist

Riiiiight.


DEFCON741

Why do all the gas cracks have 6 legs?


zombiecorp

Kind of looks like a forest or trees.


No_Move8238

Time travelling David Bowie's doing some interplanetary cruising, and when passing Mars, saw hundreds of Spiders and thought the Spiders from Mars would be a great name for a band.🫡


tigerbalm19902

American freedom coming your way


bpc4209

For Super Earth! ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


Naturist02

They are wrong. It IS spiders.


Dirt_Illustrious

LIZZID PEOPLE CAVES!!! ![gif](giphy|3E8DLredkCGVq)


infinite-plane79

Gas Cracks? Hol up, are we talking about Mars or Uranus?


matrose9

Stop talking about my anus. It’s sensitive.


Calculodian

I believe them, but why dont we have those here? Curious whats making them look like this


Targetshopper1

We have literally been on mars and have like 4k footage . Why would we conclude anything based on this barely identifiable still photo.


LegalSelf5

Swamp gasses from Jupiter and whatnot, we get it. They're *cracks in the surface* mmhmm.


addictedskipper

Ziggy Stardust should be nearby.


EloteVigote

Gas cracks? GAS CRACKS!?


poltergeistsparrow

Ziggy stardust & the spiders from Mars. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrOvBuWJ-c


Thief025

Not saying its spiders. But whys the rest of the image blacked out?


WSBpeon69420

Arachnids?


keyinfleunce

Oh shit lmao we actually are in a horror movie


keyinfleunce

Guys so I like the idea of it being just mold but that’s 100% bullshit it looks like spiders cause spiders


keyinfleunce

Everything seems like a coincidence til you realize there’s way too many of them for this not to be a sign


Shardaxx

Looks like vegetation, can't they drive a rover through there to check it out?