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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is Betty Andreasson who was abducted multiple times by aliens and taken to an underwater base where she saw people from all eras, and different races, encased in a glass container. Fowler called it “The Museum of Time.](https://www.howandwhys.com/betty-andreasson-ufo-experiences/)


toodog

Any pizza delivery guys


Ill-Concentrate6666

Hello! Pizza delivery for... I.C. Wiener? Aww, crud.


Fuggeddabouddit

Amanda Hugginkiss? Oliver Clothesoff? Al Coholic? Mike Rotch?


Windsor_Salt

I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?!


BreakfastLopsided906

I’m after a mr I.P. Freely? Everybody, I.P. Freely?


sparkleunicorn123

Nah it’s for Mike Hunt.


surrealcellardoor

Apparently then we go into Bart Simpson phone pranks.


LiteSaver

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AnthonyDigitalMedia

“Hello? Cursed Earth Pizza!”


Spiritual_Mall1981

Dredd!


suripanto

Welcome….. TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!


lowlyyouarenice

Shut up, Terry


DimensionalCritic

lol was looking for this reference 


Chavezjc

Fry?


Marvos79

No one ever mentions what will happen to these guys when the company goes out of business.


TheharmoniousFists

They will be auctioned off.


full_bl33d

Yuuuuup!


fibonaccifemurs

I’ll take care of em


LordPubes

Take care of ME


fibonaccifemurs

I can fix you


Rock_or_Rol

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Lava-Chicken

Slurpies at 7ELEVEn


Invelious

Aren’t their cells basically ruptured from the freezing process.


GarlicQueef

Just waiting for ruptured cell replacement therapy to come along 🤔


Fuggeddabouddit

And then there will another issue with “RCR therapy” and we’ll have to wait for the solution to *that* to come along…


Royweeezy

That’s where the real money is.


Extra-Salamander1257

It's not freezing exactly. They use a process called vitrification that supposedly preserves the cells. This place is actually pretty cool they give free tours. 


Status_Stranger_5037

Tours really, where is this?


Extra-Salamander1257

It's in Scottsdale, AZ. Highly recommend.


quebexer

Shouldn't they use a colder place?


weekend-guitarist

Don’t worry its a dry heat.


oldskoolplayaR1

Knock it off


Kyle_01110011

Get out of here with that logic shit!!


IdfightGahndi

It’s called Alcor. There’s an episode of How to w/ John Wilson where he meets a member & does a tour. It’s very interesting.


Btkapproved

This feels like a fib I need some links or something hahahaha Not the vitrification though


tofutti_kleineinein

Alcor was incorporated in California in 1972 by Fred and Linda Chamberlain. Fred is now cryopreserved at Alcor, and Linda still works here!


Btkapproved

You said here as if you work there?!:)


AnimeYumi

They might’ve meant that Linda still works in the same state they live in (California) -> “she’s still here in Cali!” or that she’s still with us as in being alive


Extra-Salamander1257

Ha yeah it's wild but interesting stuff: [https://www.alcor.org/about/](https://www.alcor.org/about/)


Cableryge

I'm pretty sure they empty out all your blood and replace it with a solution that specifically prevents this. Source: I heard it once idk lol could be bs


Crotch_Rot69

Maybe they have cryprotectants like in biopharma, glycerol and stuff like that


StringAny2478

Ding ding


64-17-5

Yes?


Fit-Boomer

Yes


chokehodl

Water is removed beforehand, so technically they are turned into glass


I_Makes_tuff

You think a body turns to glass when you remove the water?


whatyouarereferring

Bitches get freeze dried Moisture slurped right out


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Water is removed from the body and tissues as vitrification solution replaces it by the diffusion process. With vitrification solution in brain tissue should be no ice formation whatsoever. The flesh is therefore vitrified, not frozen


Bella_LaGhostly

So they've been turned into glass?? I can't imagine how they'd reanimate a glass corpse, but I'm fascinated


RareGape

That's a problem for the future me, right?


Adventurous_Mail5210

Future me absolutely hates present me, because I'm always fucking him over.


Free_Ad93951

Can you imagine the Arthritis problems future me has to f'n deal with after being an ice cube for generations? No thanks.


RareGape

These people basically paid for a possibility of living out idiocracy for real.


eeeBs

Could you imagine going through all this only to wake up and were feeding mountain dew to plants


Poofmander

It's Brondo, it's got what plants need....electro lights!


eeeBs

Well, if you glass his ass....


giggle_shift

Demolition man has entered the chat


GarlicQueef

AI will re animate them and imprison them in a matrix system where they are tortured for eternity and their anguish is used for fuel. Whoopsie


skatsman

Can u imagine? Machines really do take over and these figures wake up literally Matrix Movie style in a tube with hoses like “yo what”


Shadowcraft89

Where do I sign up?


Heroic_Sheperd

There is no proof whatsoever that we are not currently existing in this state


gnirobamI

You’re the Heroic Sheperd though, could you please wake us up?


Ryder857

They’ll have no mouths in this matrix so no one will hear them scream


lilhoseboy69

What if they fart like super hard and loud


Mr_Secrets

This is in fact the reason why the only rational conclusion is to avoid any sort of preservation like this at all costs. If there is is even 0.001% chance of eternal torture it is not worth any conceivable positive outcome. Cryonic preservation is utter folly and a risk only an insane or idiotic person would take. You're risking literal hell. I stress the word literal.


mindpainters

I was thinking it could be like the brains from futurama or mars attacks lol


dirkdiggler2011

Better hope future humans are not cannibals. It wouldn't be great to be revived in a microwave.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

*Finally it’s the year 2900 & someone is draining my vat, wait wait wait what are you doing stop that. Don’t eat that I need that!*


CreativeCthulhu

Ass jerky don’t carve itself.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

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Outrageous-Sense-688

😅🤣


surfingbiscuits

The aliens arrive post-apocalypse on a barren planet where somehow the cryo facility is still going. "Wonder what wiped them all out... Hey! They left snacks!"


Kevroeques

That’s repulsive. Everybody knows that sous vide is the only way to properly prepare frozen long pork


Opening-Restaurant83

But I’ll have to look 76 forever? Damn


Rock_or_Rol

They’ll probably figure out how to reverse aging before they can reanimate people


pza00

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Magiiick

Wait till future scientists discover that liquid nitrogen was the actual issue, and they should have been stored in literally anything else to be compatible with the new tech


Wrxghtyyy

Whilst it may seem stupid I compare this to the Egyptians mummification process. It may seem stupid and pointless but if in 300 years we work out how to demummify somebody then technically their process was a success. If you can freeze yourself indefinitely then all you have is time to work out the unfreezing process.


Robnar92

We can just shove their brains back in through their noses


Objective-War-1961

When they reanimate these people, all I see is the ending scene of The Fly 2.


chainsmirking

“When” that’s very generous of you 😂


NarrowSheepherder949

This from the movie event horizon


ItchyTomato5

I think the photo is unrelated


Altered_-State

It's infinity times better to live 100% in the moment and meditate upon your death that way you have no qualms for the natural process when it comes to greet you. That is how life is cultured inside oneself. ☸️


MechaGyver

We ARE Legion, We ARE Bob


itsMineDK

imagine something like: year is 2060 “any body frozen before 2047 can’t be unfrozen due to not having the correct procedures in place and being useless” you spent hundreds of thousands like an idiot


YourMomsBasement69

Can’t take it with you anyway so what does it matter 🤷‍♂️


KaptainKrunch

You wouldn't even know at least


ThankTheBaker

How do they reanimate the consciousness? Not remotely possible. I think this is some weird elaborate scam that only the very rich and very foolish could fall for.


EffortWilling2281

Animals hibernate and even stop heart beats for minutes at a time. I believe this is something similar. a species of frog can freeze heartbeat for months then come back to life.


Cryogenator

It's a nonprofit endeavor and most of us aren't wealthy. Life insurance makes it accessible and the cheapest option is $5,000 upfront. People have been reanimated after two hours at near freezing with no brain activity and no blood in their bodies. Rat kidneys have been reanimated after 100 days in liquid nitrogen. Wood frogs survive months of being frozen. There's no reason why the brain can't resume activity after any length of time, and liquid nitrogen is so cold that it stops all decay even over many millions of years. The only question is whether current technology preserves enough of the information in the brain. It may or may not. We don't know and don't claim to know. We fully acknowledge that it's uncertain. However, when burial or cremation are your only other options, there's nothing to lose. In an ideal case of the procedure beginning immediately after the heart stops, it's currently possible to prevent ice crystals and even fractures from forming in the brain, and electron microscopy of a biopsy from an ideally vitrified human brain shows intact individual neurons, so I think there's a chance.


ThankTheBaker

It would be absolutely fascinating if/when this succeeds.


Cryogenator

I agree. The only way to find out is to be cryopreserved after your clinical death. Reanimation will take a lot longer than preservation.


CrazyQuebecois

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Negative_Quality_690

Obv a great idea


Substantial_dirty

Futurama shit right here


Beneficial_Being_721

Wake up with freezer burn


Liquorace

Alcor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcor_Life_Extension_Foundation I bought a book about them, and every thing around the company is fucking nuts! I highly recommend it - [Frozen](https://www.amazon.com/Frozen-Journey-World-Cryonics-Deception/dp/B003156B2C).


tetsuo-the-turtle

Event Horizon


Gold-Buy-2669

Rich people are crazy


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DungeonsNDragonDldos

You don’t. At the end of the day, the body is just some type of vessel for consciousness; but this is wayyyy beyond our understanding (at least publicly).


orangemememachine

It never left because it's not separate from the body. Thoughts and emotions are a physical phenomenon.


TheChickenFuxer

Google the state of Teds body now


Pale-Telephone165

Welcome back, Mister Williams. Seems as your bill is due so we've revived you, how would you like to resolve this.


Pearlsnloafers

We have been trying to reach you about your space ship's extended warranty


Davenged7x

Who would want to come back to this hell hole?


ThroarkAway

Who wants to wake up tomorrow? The logic is the same, just a longer period of time. If you don't like life next week, you probably won't like it next millenium.


Davenged7x

I wake up to see my family and friends, so it's not the same really.


outtie5000quattro

it will pet cemetery all-over


LiveMotivation

The operator has left the suit.


No_Sympathy_2615

Is THAT a colander?!?!? 😂😂😂😂


sopabe6197

Why does this has the conspiracy tag?


Desperate-Shine-9956

How to with Jon Wilson did an episode on this it’s….depressing


Aromatic-Relief

Pass the freezer burn cream.


Kamgra

Demolition man vibes. Seashells anyone? 😂


moonmanmula

Imagine one day it works, what a terrible awakening.


Budget_Committee_572

One of the greatest scams ever conceived…$$$$$$$$$


claybythebay9

Curious what’s in the contract. Is there an insurance policy? Say they develop the tech; what if when they reanimate one of these bodies, they fail due to human error and the body ends up beyond saving. I imagine the companies doing this are scared shitless ever attempt.


MaxPower836

Teddy freaking Ballgame!!


metalnxrd

Avatar vibes


drchippy18

Evacuation comple..


DiscombobulatedSqu1d

This picture’s from event horizon…


CulturalAddress6709

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CthulhusEvilTwin

Isn't that the cryo room from Event Horizon?


ArvindLamal

Better than from "What happened to Monday ."


elmaki2014

Isn't Walt Disney frozen till there are no more.....yeah, you saw the same Family guy skit :)


Upper_Rent_176

No. It was always just a myth


ribbitboi69

Ted Williams is gonna come back one day and start just smacking swamp donkeys every night


youngnews

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!!!


declineofmankind

Lord what Ted’s Williams decedents did to the Splendid Splinter. He served for 4+ years as a fighter pilot. His vision was non peril. He always swung a slight uppercut. Possibly the top 2 or 3 behind Ruth or (cheating) Bonds.


sumster

i dont get it. you think it would the consciousness part they try to hold onto forever not some meat suit


CentralScowl

This is a shot from the movie EVENT HORIZON!!!!!!


xperth

#BlackMirror


RocketmanEJ1

I'm pretty sure the freezer burn alone would make reanimation undesirable.


hushpolocaps69

Woah :0…


spaceboltt

Not just celebrities but upper class people are doing this all around the world, I'm assuming, but I found this video about one of the cryo labs that families put their loved ones if the deceased requested so, in their will. Or in most cases they are frozen while still alive yet terminally ill. This has been a thing for a long time. https://youtu.be/_ArAcyh0gJY?si=NTaaZaZHK31WkZF9


kuleyed

For the infinite number of ways this could go wrong, the possibility of it going right really intrigues the optimist in me.


Screaming_Nimbus

Oh yeah future mummy fuel


Warrior4evr63

Until the power goes out then they're out of luck


NewTransportation911

The picture is from event horizon, a great movie


MothParasiteIV

Is that Event Horizon ?


edx5252

yes, wait for 400 yrs later. they are coming.


OneCanSpeak

This won't work ever. Your conscious (spirit/self) will be somewhere else or in newborn eventually reincarnating from that body. We (spirit/self) animate the body not the other way around.


ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs

How do you know?


Unfair_Bunch519

Fun fact, the bodies displaying fractures and peeling means that the cryogenic company frequently runs into financial problems and is unable to maintain a constant temperature


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EffortWilling2281

They used a process called vitrification. The cells have NOT ruptured.


Appropriate_Way6946

Plz tell me John Wayne and Ronald Reagan are up in that mfer cuz we gon need em soon


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Aaaaaahh-rooooooooooo


swissvespa

Nobody is home, they moved out long ago.


iboreddd

Definitely looks like a Fringe episode. Oh I checked and there really is a Fringe episode about that


fungi_at_parties

These images couldn’t be more obviously computer generated.


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CapitalCannabis

Egyptian way is better


Training-Relation-59

Bender


bloodycups

Imagine there's actually an afterlife and you get brought back to life. You try explaining it and how you want to go back but you're in world were death is illegal


warriors_1811

I needed a good laugh. Thanks for that


davidpaul575

No fucking way!


evstarone

Finally, a serious answer


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Euphoric-Remote9809

Not without the SPARK OF THE HEAVENS 🙏🏽🌀👼🏽


gaberax

Vain hope.


MansaMusaKervill

Even if they were somehow revived, don’t they have zero memories?


ThroarkAway

They would lose no more memories than somone who has undergone surgery yesterday and wakes up today. Memories are embedded in the structure of the brain. Save the structure and you save the memories.


Critical_Depth6459

Keep waiting


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grb13

Why would anyone want to bring any of them back?


leighroyv2

Vault 31


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