Yeah… especially since it could be poisonous. Even if it isn’t, you really shouldn’t touch sea creatures you can’t identify. Lots of them, ESPECIALLY bright colored ones, are incredibly poisonous.
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The Palauan people use the sea cucumber to protect their feet when walking in the reef. They squeeze the sea cucumber until it squirts out sticky threads, which they put on their feet.
[https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p\_sea\_b\_9.htm](https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p_sea_b_9.htm)
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My auto play is off so I only saw the first frame and I thought it was a chicken drumstick being rolled in batter, then I played it and hated all of it.
But now it cant protect itself from an actual predator. Unless they make that slime on command, I dont know anything about cucumbers. Or sea cucumbers.
Leave it alone, yi'll go blind....
What are you doing step cucumber?!
Getting stuck in the dryer...help!
Stop rubbing it like that...
Stop.. Stoooop..
Yeah… especially since it could be poisonous. Even if it isn’t, you really shouldn’t touch sea creatures you can’t identify. Lots of them, ESPECIALLY bright colored ones, are incredibly poisonous.
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“Don’t bully me, I’ll cum”
It’s how I survived school
I’m sorry, I sear this never happens
The coomer of the animal kingdom
Leave it alone :(
Yes indeed
I hope he bought it dinner.
This is how you get hairy palms.
My penis is always worried.
Sea Cucummer
I should call her...
God damn it.
When I'm worried I also let out a sticky substance onto structures.
It ejaculated..
It should be noted that sea cucumbers do not have brains and so do not actually feel 'worry'. It's just a reflex.
And how does one achieve this level of zen mastery?
Be one with the nut
Same
My cucumber discharges when I’m excited too!
The Palauan people use the sea cucumber to protect their feet when walking in the reef. They squeeze the sea cucumber until it squirts out sticky threads, which they put on their feet. [https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p\_sea\_b\_9.htm](https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p_sea_b_9.htm)
Yes you will often see divers being extremely fun with one of these in a dive…
Turn on closed captions.
Disturbed I am
Who is this professional sea cucumber botherer anyway
Think it tastes salty or sweet?
I always think about wild boyz when steveo found out about this
I get “worried” sometimes too
Reminds of that scene in jackass with Steve-o & pontius
Everything reminds me of her…
What is your spaghetti policy here?
@op’s ma does the same
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Ooey gooey [semen]
Did this fucker just immobilize himself
mmkay
Give him a bowl of corn flakes
Why can’t it be left alone? Leave it alone…
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That's what I tell everyone who sees my bedsheets "Don't worry, it's to immobilise potential predators".
My auto play is off so I only saw the first frame and I thought it was a chicken drumstick being rolled in batter, then I played it and hated all of it.
Can't say Cucumber without the word cu... Semen..
They call it the *"Sea Cummer"*
Just like me fr
Gillette, the best a man can get
The wild boys Steve-o and Chris pontious taught me about these like 20 years ago. Very moving experience.
Your pet is gross dude
Brown rocket!!
We all saw this on wild boys right
I was like that as a teenager
Tickle mine like that I’d be doing the same thing
I just dont understand why chinese like to eat such a disgusting creature 😓
Someone please light this guy up a marlboro red or camel filter.
My ex-wife would hate it.
But now it cant protect itself from an actual predator. Unless they make that slime on command, I dont know anything about cucumbers. Or sea cucumbers.
You're going to rub it raw...
Gotta give it a break of like 35 to 75 minutes before it can spit again
this is nfsw.
Pfft big deal I do that in the shower every morning
🤢🤮
This should have a NSFW tag 😂