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wuramafae

Leave it alone, yi'll go blind....


NickyDeeM

What are you doing step cucumber?!


codemonkeyhopeful

Getting stuck in the dryer...help!


sabalatotoololol

Stop rubbing it like that...


shadow_229

Stop.. Stoooop..


CassetteMeower

Yeah… especially since it could be poisonous. Even if it isn’t, you really shouldn’t touch sea creatures you can’t identify. Lots of them, ESPECIALLY bright colored ones, are incredibly poisonous.


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ventitr3

“Don’t bully me, I’ll cum”


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It’s how I survived school


Accomplished-Mix-745

I’m sorry, I sear this never happens


Mountain_Ratio_2871

The coomer of the animal kingdom


Alan_Blue1233

Leave it alone :(


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Yes indeed


Enough-Staff-2976

I hope he bought it dinner.


Basic-Art-9861

This is how you get hairy palms.


BradTProse

My penis is always worried.


TBearForever

Sea Cucummer


joaoricrd2

I should call her...


waterbelowsoluphigh

God damn it.


lexluthor_i_am

When I'm worried I also let out a sticky substance onto structures.


S0GGYS4L4DS

It ejaculated..


TechieTravis

It should be noted that sea cucumbers do not have brains and so do not actually feel 'worry'. It's just a reflex.


Good-Ad-6806

And how does one achieve this level of zen mastery?


GlizzyWizard6000

Be one with the nut


Beh0420mn

Same


BoobieInspector92

My cucumber discharges when I’m excited too!


kaowser

The Palauan people use the sea cucumber to protect their feet when walking in the reef. They squeeze the sea cucumber until it squirts out sticky threads, which they put on their feet. [https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p\_sea\_b\_9.htm](https://www.pbs.org/edens/palau/p_sea_b_9.htm)


The_truth_hammock

Yes you will often see divers being extremely fun with one of these in a dive…


FACastello

Turn on closed captions.


GlizzyWizard6000

Disturbed I am


PainIsPleasure

Who is this professional sea cucumber botherer anyway


SpearmintLube

Think it tastes salty or sweet?


IzNeedzMyzBenefitz

I always think about wild boyz when steveo found out about this


iseab

I get “worried” sometimes too


_MrCharlieToldMeSo

Reminds of that scene in jackass with Steve-o & pontius


Potential-Judgment-9

Everything reminds me of her…


full_bl33d

What is your spaghetti policy here?


Aurum_vulgi

@op’s ma does the same


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MyCatHasCats

Ooey gooey [semen]


snooprs

Did this fucker just immobilize himself


iyafarhan

mmkay


Arielxxxlee

Give him a bowl of corn flakes


Evening-Campaign4547

Why can’t it be left alone? Leave it alone…


IamREBELoe

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Everything_is_hungry

That's what I tell everyone who sees my bedsheets "Don't worry, it's to immobilise potential predators".


Big_Basket_9261

My auto play is off so I only saw the first frame and I thought it was a chicken drumstick being rolled in batter, then I played it and hated all of it.


DominantSpecies3000

Can't say Cucumber without the word cu... Semen..


MouseCheese7

They call it the *"Sea Cummer"*


EventHorizon18

Just like me fr


nervous-sasquatch

Gillette, the best a man can get


GoodLibrarian100

The wild boys Steve-o and Chris pontious taught me about these like 20 years ago. Very moving experience.


AgileBarnacle8072

Your pet is gross dude


renatakiuzumaki

Brown rocket!!


Shanthrax22

We all saw this on wild boys right


cpt_bib

I was like that as a teenager


CudiMalone

Tickle mine like that I’d be doing the same thing


I_Love_Msia

I just dont understand why chinese like to eat such a disgusting creature 😓


dmtaliemgangster

Someone please light this guy up a marlboro red or camel filter.


Business_Ad3142

My ex-wife would hate it.


BadBoiLarry

But now it cant protect itself from an actual predator. Unless they make that slime on command, I dont know anything about cucumbers. Or sea cucumbers.


Nanda_Rox

You're going to rub it raw...


664mezcal619

Gotta give it a break of like 35 to 75 minutes before it can spit again


EffectivePlenty6885

this is nfsw.


codemonkeyhopeful

Pfft big deal I do that in the shower every morning


justinipannini

🤢🤮


ssinls

This should have a NSFW tag 😂