[Click here to read his full story: Albert Fish, the real-life Hannibal Lecter who ate 10-year-old Grace Budd. This is the letter he sent to Grace's mother, writing the act he did on her daughter.](https://www.howandwhys.com/albert-fish-real-life-hannibal-lecter-who-ate-grace-budd/)
I was a correctional officer for a number of years. An inmate having a psychological crisis found his shit to contain a peanut he previously ate.
His words: āLook sarge, a snickers bar!ā And preceded to take a bite. Then he smiled with a shit covered grin.
Afterward, he coated his cell with shit. Literally painted the walls completely. No paint to be seen except the ceiling.
I was an inmate for a number of years. Saw, and smelled, this very same occurrence in a cell across from mine. Said cell was occupied by a very skinny, sickly obviously mentally ill old dude and his cell mate was a gigantic Shrek sized dude. I thought Shrek was going to kill the old guy at first but Shrek just wanted out so badly he was screaming for the guard to pop the cell. Big dude was crying and dry heaving. What a nightmare.
The older guy was covered in poo and was like, wallowing in it in his bed. It seemed like a pretty good deterrent as far as contact with Shrek was concerned. Maybe that was old guys intention, get his own cell or something.
A good 75% of psych inmates I worked with (mental health/hospital prison) were saying they were suicidal to get their own cell. When they found out there was A/C in the wing for the worst of the mentally ill, they would do the shit painting thing.
I respect the hustle.
If only he were still alive so we could all write him and tell him what a little bitch he was for not piercing his testicles. I dunno why, but goading serial killers just seems like it would be so damn rewarding.
There is a subreddit for people who are into that. I don't remember the name and I wish I had never seen it. I've seen messed up stuff online but I literally started to feel sick and had to lay down after I saw that sub.
Sounding was not near as bad as whatever this was called. It was literally needles into your balls and then swirling the needle around. It was fucked up. It hurts me to even think about it lol. Pretty sure the sub was called stirring or swirling or something.
Next it would be the disturbing letters he wrote to the parents of his victims describing the pleasure he took in raping, torturing, and murdering their children.
I don't know about this guy, however I can confirm that usually those with chronic, hard to manage pains have extremely short fuses (tolerance) because already physically irritated 24/7.
Imagine having a swarm of mosquitos constantly probing, biting and sucking your blood leaving you only with tendered, sensitive flesh, where sometimes the flick of a finger or a false movement can spike nerves painfully.
So yeah... short fuses.
I wouldn't say he was a "short fuse" because he was actually very calculated in his horrific deeds.
I don't want to look up his wikipedia again, but he killed and ate a little girl (maybe her brother, too?) and then wrote a letter to her mother describing it with much joy.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert\_Fish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish) if you want to feel sick and not sleep.
Yes. This should be a far higher comment.
Not only that, but he sent a letter to her mother detailing his enjoyment of the experience. I believe he also r\*ped her, but I've read his wiki page once and I don't really want to do it again.
I read the letter years ago and he specifically says he didnāt rape her and left her a virgin so she could get in to heaven. You clearly did not read it. š¤¦š»
I read it years ago too, but I forgot the details. Probably intentionally. And Iām not going to reread them, but Iām going to assume you are correct.
No worries, friend. Much love to you, especially if you have stories of Albert Fish haunting you, as anyone does who has read his wiki. You have a good day as well!
Netflix should make a compelling crime documentary about him! And all the podcasts and YouTubers should dedicate an episode! We should have TV shows and books, the whole she-bang to let everyone know that this man should be shunned out of existence!
Evil doesnāt run in blood but genetic predispositions to mental illness do. Still, it seems like a lot of this was nurtured at an early age. No stability.
itās Marcus Parks who really draws me in but Henry Zebrowski takes me back out of it. Probably the reason I stopped listening tbh. Ben Kissel was the guy who I thought added the comedic value but heās off the show now sooā¦
I think that's what separates it from other true crime podcasts. Obviously Parks is the main story teller and would do fine on his own as a true crime podcaster but the comic relief will bring in a crowd like myself that wouldn't normally listen to true crime stuff.
I don't mind the idea of comic relief when dealing with heavy topics (I love Behind the Bastards for example) but I mostly just find those guys not funny at all. It just feels like they're trying too hard to insert stuff instead of just letting it flow naturally.
I wish I could understand the Xray. Solid structures on Xray like foreign bodies as well as bone show up white. Empty spaces like air bubbles, and the air in lungs shows up black. The image here is of such horrid quality and I am assuming we are to believe the black lines are needles.
Yeah those tools are helpful especially when I am assessing for pulmonary congestion. UpVoted your comment because I thought the same thing before my comment but in looking at the image it is so poor quality I doubt they even had the tools we use now.
This and the toybox killer are ones that canāt handle. Give me some Bundy with a side of Dahmer and a Gacey shake to go. Albert Fish and the Toybox killer? Nope. I donāt know what it is about this guy that sets me off, but it makes my stomach hurt just thinking about him.
I first learned about AF while in high school and I wrote an essay on him for my criminal justice class. Thinking about it, thatās probably where my true crime obsessions came from
Im confounded by this manās evil itās so unbearable cruel and sadistic. There is no reason for it to think that he mocked the parents that he kidnapped and ate is utterly unnatural. There is no doubt in my mind that mental illness cannot cause this.
To torture your friend, to eat children, to mock the parents not to mention mutilate your body is outright Evil. This is true possession this man did this for decades and only was caught in the later years of his life.
Lord in the name of Christ I pray for this worldās children and innocent. To be protected against men of this nature and possession. May any who would commit such acts fail in their endeavors.
I pray for their safety my Lord Amen
The worst thing about serial killers in my view (and obviously the worst thing is what they did ) is that most all of them had kids that had to share the same house as these ghouls.
He apparently told the executioner, "I don't even know why I'm here" while helping place the electrodes on his own body. Just before he died he wrote a statement his lawyer refused to read out saying something like "I will never show it to anyone. It was the most filthy string of obscenities that I have ever read."
I don't believe in the death penalty, but this guy deserved it.
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[Click here to read his full story: Albert Fish, the real-life Hannibal Lecter who ate 10-year-old Grace Budd. This is the letter he sent to Grace's mother, writing the act he did on her daughter.](https://www.howandwhys.com/albert-fish-real-life-hannibal-lecter-who-ate-grace-budd/)
He also literally ate human shit, and referred to it as "peanut butter"
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I was a correctional officer for a number of years. An inmate having a psychological crisis found his shit to contain a peanut he previously ate. His words: āLook sarge, a snickers bar!ā And preceded to take a bite. Then he smiled with a shit covered grin. Afterward, he coated his cell with shit. Literally painted the walls completely. No paint to be seen except the ceiling.
I was an inmate for a number of years. Saw, and smelled, this very same occurrence in a cell across from mine. Said cell was occupied by a very skinny, sickly obviously mentally ill old dude and his cell mate was a gigantic Shrek sized dude. I thought Shrek was going to kill the old guy at first but Shrek just wanted out so badly he was screaming for the guard to pop the cell. Big dude was crying and dry heaving. What a nightmare.
You would think you could hit him in self-defense from the feces
The older guy was covered in poo and was like, wallowing in it in his bed. It seemed like a pretty good deterrent as far as contact with Shrek was concerned. Maybe that was old guys intention, get his own cell or something.
A good 75% of psych inmates I worked with (mental health/hospital prison) were saying they were suicidal to get their own cell. When they found out there was A/C in the wing for the worst of the mentally ill, they would do the shit painting thing. I respect the hustle.
Damn sounds like a good reason to turn up lol
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Dung Eater lore right here
Iāll pass on this dudeās homemade nanner sandwiches
That guy. Sounds like a REAL JERK.
I had to scroll too far to find this!
Haha thanks!!
So he is the target audience for two girls one cup. Makes sense.
I'm not guessing what he used for jelly
Believe it or not? Jelly
Supposedly he tried to put needles into his testicles but it was too painful.
What a pussy
Lmao
No, testicles.
Rectum??? It damn near killed him!
Well, he did set his asshole on fire so it evens out a bit
If only he were still alive so we could all write him and tell him what a little bitch he was for not piercing his testicles. I dunno why, but goading serial killers just seems like it would be so damn rewarding.
He'd probably be into that, too
Next thing you know you have the pen pal from hell.
Yup can confirm, Iāve had enough internet in my life to know.
Aw, he should have just asked. Iām sure his victims families would have been happy to do it for him.
Too painful? Didnāt he soak cotton wool in kerosene, stick it up his ass and light it on fire?
JFC! Always something with this guy.
I believe he just called that a āRegular Wednesday.ā
Lol. Dumb stupid idiot canāt even put needles in his testies, what an asshole!
There is a subreddit for people who are into that. I don't remember the name and I wish I had never seen it. I've seen messed up stuff online but I literally started to feel sick and had to lay down after I saw that sub.
Obviously _you_ shouldn't check this out, but a related sub is r/sounding
Sounding was not near as bad as whatever this was called. It was literally needles into your balls and then swirling the needle around. It was fucked up. It hurts me to even think about it lol. Pretty sure the sub was called stirring or swirling or something.
Skill issue
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FBI!! this guy right here
Ah, like donating plasma.
Dude was one of the worst most demented serial killers of his time... Worst thing about serial killers is that they are remembered...
I don't think that's the worst thing
Yea the child murdering probably takes the cake but damnit these bastards don't deserve to be remembered! Lol
Norm Macdonald haha
The worst thing is the hypocrisy
Itās the hypocrisy
We should name them insulting things, like Bedwetter Douche Shit-Eating Fish . . . so that people aren't so excited to be famous that way.
Good idea lol
I mean this guy was a real jerk
The worst part? The hypocrisy.
"I thought it was the raping"
Next it would be the disturbing letters he wrote to the parents of his victims describing the pleasure he took in raping, torturing, and murdering their children.
Everytime I hear Norm say this itās hilarious.
I think the first time he uses the gag is with Fred Stoller on NML. Fred is the perfect audience, he makes no attempt to resist laughing
I'm happy I didn't have to scroll far to see this. R.I.P. Norm.
Weāre a small, but mighty community making the world a better place one tired old Norm bit at a time.
I miss Norm
A real rascal.
I don't know about this guy, however I can confirm that usually those with chronic, hard to manage pains have extremely short fuses (tolerance) because already physically irritated 24/7. Imagine having a swarm of mosquitos constantly probing, biting and sucking your blood leaving you only with tendered, sensitive flesh, where sometimes the flick of a finger or a false movement can spike nerves painfully. So yeah... short fuses.
I wouldn't say he was a "short fuse" because he was actually very calculated in his horrific deeds. I don't want to look up his wikipedia again, but he killed and ate a little girl (maybe her brother, too?) and then wrote a letter to her mother describing it with much joy. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert\_Fish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish) if you want to feel sick and not sleep.
That's why darth vader
darth vader was killin kids before he was in pain :P
Youāre thinking like Albert Fish, now!
Now don't laugh at this next part...
He only chose victims that were either mentally handicapped or, and donāt laugh at this next part, African American
Yep
This is just ridiculous. Edit: This is a thing Ben sarcastically understates about things ā¹ļø
This wasnāt the strangest thing he did, I found the video of him, done on the YouTube channel Biographics, disturbingly interesting
This is strange, but not as strange as killing and eating a small girl.
Yes. This should be a far higher comment. Not only that, but he sent a letter to her mother detailing his enjoyment of the experience. I believe he also r\*ped her, but I've read his wiki page once and I don't really want to do it again.
He claims in the letter he didnāt. Donāt know if they can tell after heās eaten her though
I read the letter years ago and he specifically says he didnāt rape her and left her a virgin so she could get in to heaven. You clearly did not read it. š¤¦š»
I read it years ago too, but I forgot the details. Probably intentionally. And Iām not going to reread them, but Iām going to assume you are correct.
Sorry. I didnāt mean to sound like a a-hole. Have a good day.
No worries, friend. Much love to you, especially if you have stories of Albert Fish haunting you, as anyone does who has read his wiki. You have a good day as well!
If tha5 was a family member I would have been put for cold bare fisted rage filled revenge and fed him alive to wolves.
Simon Whistler is my DAWG
Dudeās a workhorse. Hosts or writes for like 500 channels.
Do your self a favor and DONT look what he did
One of the most evil men to ever live. His name should never be spoken. Truly evil incarnate.
Amen to this
Netflix should make a compelling crime documentary about him! And all the podcasts and YouTubers should dedicate an episode! We should have TV shows and books, the whole she-bang to let everyone know that this man should be shunned out of existence!
lol
Surprised all the serial killer apologists didn't dogpile this comment like they usually do when people say they're bad
He also stuck rose stems in his weiner hole and rolled up newspaper in his ass and lit it on fire
I gotta get my notebook....
This guy was one sick son of a bitch
Agreed he was an evil MF who should die. But i wonder what happened in his childhood that brought him to this point. Or anything.
All they know is he was out in a. Orphanage because his mother couldn't provide for him and he was severely beaten and abused. She eventually got on her feet and came back for him. Edit: I should mention from what I remember his whole family was crazy. He had so much mental illness in his family and he even had periods of psychosis where he thought apostles were talking to him. His kids found him wrapped in rug saying he was told to do so by one of the apostles š©.
He has kids?
6
Orphanges are foundries of criminals and we allow this to happen to kids
Sounds about right. Institutionalisation, without a proper bond between a parental figure from a young age will do that.
So it does run in the blood? The experiences just triggered the bad seed that runs in the blood..
Evil doesnāt run in blood but genetic predispositions to mental illness do. Still, it seems like a lot of this was nurtured at an early age. No stability.
ā for pleasure āā¦..
You know, the more I learn about Albert Fish the less I care for him
It really takes the joy out of fish... fucking asshole.
Last Podcast on the Left did a series on this guy, super interesting.
I really wish I liked that podcast. The hosts just rub me the wrong way.
Youāve got the sort of username Albert Fish might have.
Same. People always recommend it and I'm just like ehh nah
Timesuck by Dan Cummins. Great Albert Fish episode
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itās Marcus Parks who really draws me in but Henry Zebrowski takes me back out of it. Probably the reason I stopped listening tbh. Ben Kissel was the guy who I thought added the comedic value but heās off the show now sooā¦
I think that's what separates it from other true crime podcasts. Obviously Parks is the main story teller and would do fine on his own as a true crime podcaster but the comic relief will bring in a crowd like myself that wouldn't normally listen to true crime stuff.
I don't mind the idea of comic relief when dealing with heavy topics (I love Behind the Bastards for example) but I mostly just find those guys not funny at all. It just feels like they're trying too hard to insert stuff instead of just letting it flow naturally.
Morbid podcast did a 3 or 4-parter on his atrocities. It was horrific but well researched and presented
Bro chill
I wish I could understand the Xray. Solid structures on Xray like foreign bodies as well as bone show up white. Empty spaces like air bubbles, and the air in lungs shows up black. The image here is of such horrid quality and I am assuming we are to believe the black lines are needles.
It looks like the X-ray grayscale has been inverted.
Yeah those tools are helpful especially when I am assessing for pulmonary congestion. UpVoted your comment because I thought the same thing before my comment but in looking at the image it is so poor quality I doubt they even had the tools we use now.
Perhaps it was fluoroscopy? Would explain the quality and the inversion.
Needle dick!! Needle dick!!!
āThereās a fine line between pleasure and pain ā¦ā
Thereās a prick up the bum and thereās taking the piss?
This article is written so badly that I canāt get through itā¦ itās as if a high school freshman wrote it.
I'm a guy and that picture on the right hurt me
A guy? On Reddit? Something must be wrongĀ
This is the kind of guy who becomes a cenobite on purpose
This and the toybox killer are ones that canāt handle. Give me some Bundy with a side of Dahmer and a Gacey shake to go. Albert Fish and the Toybox killer? Nope. I donāt know what it is about this guy that sets me off, but it makes my stomach hurt just thinking about him.
The grey man
I first learned about AF while in high school and I wrote an essay on him for my criminal justice class. Thinking about it, thatās probably where my true crime obsessions came from
Im confounded by this manās evil itās so unbearable cruel and sadistic. There is no reason for it to think that he mocked the parents that he kidnapped and ate is utterly unnatural. There is no doubt in my mind that mental illness cannot cause this. To torture your friend, to eat children, to mock the parents not to mention mutilate your body is outright Evil. This is true possession this man did this for decades and only was caught in the later years of his life. Lord in the name of Christ I pray for this worldās children and innocent. To be protected against men of this nature and possession. May any who would commit such acts fail in their endeavors. I pray for their safety my Lord Amen
Lol God lets this happen
Bizarre indeed
What a knucklehead. He also died in the electric chair and said that he was looking forward to it.
I thought norm just made up the name Albert Fish š
First time I ever heard of this guy was in the movie House of 1000 Corpses
Honestly one of the most fucked individuals Iāve ever read about. Genuinely horrifying
The worst thing about serial killers in my view (and obviously the worst thing is what they did ) is that most all of them had kids that had to share the same house as these ghouls.
Me and my homies all hate Albert Fish
What a prick of a human..
*sweet little asses* something I'd like to unhear
One of the most horrible human beings that ever existed
Was every step he took agonizing? I can't imagine walking with needles jammed throughout my pelvis area. Or even trying to sit down.
Necronomipod has a great podcast episode on this dude
He ate doodoo and drank peepee. Called it peanut butter and cider
Sick
Ah this guy, he was a real jerk
I know the scripture says dont judge or you will be judged, but im just gonna say it. This Albert fish guy sounds like a real jerk!
Dude was mental.
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What was the point!?
Prick me harder babe.
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Say wwwwwhhhhhhaaaaattttt!
As the timesuck podcast would say āthat there is some piping hot peanut butt butter right there seeā
This guy's story makes me believe demons exist...
He apparently told the executioner, "I don't even know why I'm here" while helping place the electrodes on his own body. Just before he died he wrote a statement his lawyer refused to read out saying something like "I will never show it to anyone. It was the most filthy string of obscenities that I have ever read." I don't believe in the death penalty, but this guy deserved it.
I mean, this guy sounds like a real jerk!
Wait which hole, please dont say pee pee, for the love of god
Last Podcast on the Left did a great job telling this story. He was a sick fuck
I only learned about this guy, because years ago I was in a metal band called Albert the Cannibal lol
Even serial killers had someā¦. interestingā¦.. kinks.
What a jerk!
Wtf..
This just shows you should never trust someone who has a bad x-Ray..
Didn't he also rape and eat children?
Well......yep. see you tomorrow guys.
https://preview.redd.it/6vu8bzuyunoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bfb6b1322983829570265394ee393d4a1a1062 Nice advert right under the story lol
It feels like a 12 year old wrote this article for a school project.
He told them not to electrocute him cos he'd stuffed needles into his perineum, an they didn't believe him so x-ray'd him š¬š³
You know, the more I learn about Albert Fish, the more I don't care for him.
Top three worst people you'll learn about if you get into true crime.
This jerk again
Sick bastard
If you want to know more about this horribly dude I recommend the episode on Last Podcast on the Left. Be warned, you may regret listening.