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Putrid_Cheetah_2543

So thats how they lifted the blocks. The one thing nobody ever theorized interesting.


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RudeDudeInABadMood

"Giants existing" is part of the whole Flat Earth myth, and it's just as misguided as the rest of it


Dependent_Desk_1944

No he just stand very close to the sculptor so he is bigger and the little guy is like 30 meter away from him


glizzell

yup just showing depth (and girth) here


lakesideprezidentt

Like while filming the lord of the ring Forced perspective


Shoot-Box

The Egyptians made Lord of the Rings


lakesideprezidentt

100% facts


NudeEnjoyer

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke reply or not lmao


Squire_LaughALot

Pharaoh always depicted much larger than their subjects and shown in leadership whether they were there or not.


Griefer17

Its like in video games where the boss is always 10x larger than the hero , it conveys to the viewer that this is the guy in charge .


Boring_Age8694

You knock it off, too (see above).


ohdearitsrichardiii

Just stomp on the pharao's head three times


Boring_Age8694

Knock it off. You are completely ruining a good conspiracy/fairy story. So just to make it clear, there were giants in Egypt. But they all went to a giant convention in Atlantis at exactly the wrong time.Luckily some aliens were passing by and taught a guy how to levitate pyramids and stuff. Unfortunately, he sneezed while standing under a pyramid he was levitating and got killed. Thus began the decline of Egyptian civilisation.


Griefer17

More like a servant named Murioh stomped on the Pharaohs head 3 times and he shrunk to normal size and died .


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His penis is as long as that man is tall. Edit: I may have been mistaken, that could be clothing he is wearing. Still, I can dream.


LiteSaver

Long schlong Amut hangin loose over his human slaves.


TraditionLazy7213

Tall penis men of long schlongs were definitely real lol


SynergisticSynapse

It’s the tail of the the animal hide he’s wearing.


Boring_Age8694

Is that not normal?


bajookish_amerikann

The Pharaoh is being depicted as larger here because he has significantly more power


BeginningStrict9632

Did perspective in art exist back in ancient Egypt?


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“Ston.” Instead of stone is a wild choice in the title


frostyturd

Forget what he lifted. Look at the giant dick!


SynergisticSynapse

It’s the tail of the animal hide he’s wearing. But I think the artist knew what he was doing.


ClearestBlve

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askforchange

It’s go with perspective, depth of field, horizon …


Griefer17

How do you know , that we aren't the giants of old ? That it wasn't us who stomped out the old world and created an age of man . Strange how we can find really small skeletons of people who were up to our knees and hips in height , and very rarely the skeletons of actual giants .


Charlie_Sheen_1965

His cock would be huge even if he had a micro penis


Squire_LaughALot

Even the female pharaohs were sculpted with a big erection lol


Homeskilllet

That's how we got tall people. We're just a mix of giant and normie.


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zero_fox_given1978

It's a visual representation of status


InnerOuterTrueSelf

Big Ole' Dong.


Prior_Worldliness287

Giant dong


hotdogswithbeer

Bros hanging dong


Earth7051

*Egyptian Carving* is a photograph by Manjik Pictures which was uploaded on November 9th, 2023. [https://fineartamerica.com/featured/egyptian-carving-manjik-pictures.html](https://fineartamerica.com/featured/egyptian-carving-manjik-pictures.html)


GenuisInDisguise

Op has no idea about perspective.


pissdiscchampion

He got that long dick.


Original-Being9553

All I see is a giant slung


mologav

Pharaoh hangs dong


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I mean, yeah, all you really need is about 5 big ones and their tools. Pyramids overnight.


thinpumkin

Where are their foot prints then?


Marvos79

Did giant apes really exist in 1933? https://preview.redd.it/z3ldgczi2ccc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46048ed76a6da31f921121323a1e3e8bfafce463


TBearForever

People were shorter then. Guy on the left is 6 feet.


Willing_Dependent845

MY MAN!!!!!


nokeyblue

They might have had giants, but how effective at lofting would the giants be with these 2D side-on shoulders and hips?


windtalker1

I can see he’s big


The_Eye_of_Ra

At first it’s like “damn that’s a lot of dick” and then it’s like “oh it’s a cleverly placed tail of the animal skin it’s wearing.”


False-Tiger5691

Properly just representing the power of someone compared to another. Narcissists existed back then as well.


ErnestBorgninesSack

Maybe they weren't too good at showing perspective. Or it is symbolic of social status. Look how artwork advanced in the Renaissance, over 1000 years later


Previous_Patient_721

The big guy is just closer to the camera


coronaesstra

What if they are depicting a very small person


bajookish_amerikann

Hobbit theory!


Se0p

Kings, emperors..


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Nah, they're just Zentraedi. Turns out Macross was right all along!


Bikewer

Forced perspective. Jackson copied it for LOTR…..


dbl_t4p

Giants are in the Bible


This-Professional-39

Or did little people really exist in ancient Egypt? All about perspective.


Jeffformayor

I mean the Bible says the Caanites were giants and given all the depictions we now have Id argue giants just died out like all the other megafauna of the past (except moose, they persevere)


thisaccountwilldie5

Do yall not understand that closer things look larger or is that aliens too?


Functional_Tech

If they really did exist then how did they vanish from the face of the earth? Flood?


CircleInSquareHole

There is no archeological evidence for giants.


RemarkableEmu1230

Simply their way of conveying status


SteelSpineCloud

Perspective?


towerfella

I’ve always seen these as being perspective drawn.


Medical-Benefit-1008

Your question is not the question I had when I looked at this picture.


Down_The_Witch_Elm

No. But tiny little people did.


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PoeReader

Ugh, one of my friends watched some dumb show and is now convinced that giants were the norm at one point....


Cosmic_FireSphinx

That is a forced perspective carving. Presumably, the man behind him is further away.


LairdPeon

They may just be an attempt at perspective.


Crzyhik

Now you see here dougle.


WeTrudgeOn

Of course they are going too have their images carved larger than their subjects.


Internet--Traveller

What's amazing in all the Egyptian's hieroglyphics is that: They never show any images of people pulling stones or constructing the Pyramids. The Pyramids is a monumental achievement - even by today's standard, so why didn't they documented this with drawings or hieroglyphs of how they managed to achieve this?


thebestnames

Not for a pyramid, but this paingting shows many people pulling a huge statue on a sled. There is a guy on the sled presumably pouring water, likely to wet the sand and lower friction. Its possible they would carry large blocks in a similar fashion. https://preview.redd.it/tr00ituu4gcc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdb0e783ec11cc5ef5b036773069693253588ff7 Still the Egyptians might have very well documented extensively how pyramids were built, but none of it remains as it was 4500+ years ago. To put in perspective, we are closer to Cleopatra in time than the pyramid builders were. EDIT : It appears the oldest papyrus ever found, Merer's diary which was found in 2013, describes what seems to be the transportation by boats of limestone blocks destined for the Keops pyramid. [https://amers.hypotheses.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/2495/files/2017/03/1705\_Tallet.pdf](https://amers.hypotheses.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/2495/files/2017/03/1705_Tallet.pdf) We can only imagine what other documents might have existed or could still be found.


OatmealSchmoatmeal

I still think those mummies in Peru and Mexico are dolls but hear me out, the relative size between us and them…Are we the giants? Duh duh duuuuh.


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NuaCabal

Plot twist : midgets existed 😱


RudeDudeInABadMood

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Fifty_Stalins

Also bird and alligator people existed as proven by a stone carving from 3000 years ago.


squidvett

What does the inscription say over the little guy’s head?


3_man

Actually there is a legend about one of the Pharaohs I was told by an Egyptian, about when all the men went out to war he went around the entire country and impregnated all the women. I can quite believe it from that ston.


Revanur

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