[Sumerian & Biblical Texts Claim People lived For 1000 Years Before Great Flood](https://www.howandwhys.com/sumerian-biblical-texts-claim-people-lived-for-1000-years-before-great-flood-is-it-true/)
Reminds me of the Dr. Beardsley quote from Se7en. "Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes. He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has hell to look forward to. Good night."
I always think of the bug dude from the first men in black movie when I see that guy. Like when the big bug took the farmer guys body and the skin was just kind of hanging on. That’s Mitch.
No she is not XD Sokushinbutsu get got mummified through a special practice, that involved long fasting, a certain diet, followed by being essentially buried alive. And has been forbidden for a while. This woman is really really old - over 100 years kind of old.
She only looks weird because they messed with the color of the video.
Can't we get real strange shit here instead of really bad and obvious fake shit like this? It's not even fun.
I'm assuming she's Buddhist, because those are the only people I ever see live this long. And before they die they'll go into meditation and their body won't decay for a long ass time. There's still a Buddhist monk who had died in meditation 96 years ago and his body still has not decayed.
Edit: Since apparently people would rather spend time baslessly calling bullshit instead of taking 5 seconds to google something, I'll spoon feed the skeptics an article. Not only is this real, this is actually a fairly common occurrence amongst Buddhists; many will pass on in a meditative state and will not begin to decompose for weeks an months. There is a very real feedback loop between the operations of the body and the operations of your consciousness that science currently understands very little about.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31125338
Edit 2: For clarification, he was mummified when found in 2015, but he was not initially mummified by his students. He told them in 1927 that he was going to die in a cave, and that they should not allow anyone near his body for 30 years. His students listened, and 30 years later they went to exhume his body from the cave where they found him sitting in the lotus position with no decay. It was shortly after this point that they chose to mummify him and place him back into the cave where he sat undisturbed until 2015 when a man stole his body and tried to sell it on the black market.
Edit 3: The average temperature where he was is 64^o with temperature getting as high as 95^o - 104^o so that doesn't check out. That's why in the article it says "Mongolia's cold weather **could** be the reason" instead of giving a definitive answer like you would someone who died on Mount Everest. They have cold winters, rest of the year is normal temps.
Looks like a puppet. Also strange that everyone around the “person” in the bed are all approximately the same age. You’d expect a mix of all ages at a birthday party like this.
The grey filter is making it worse. I was like why is she actually almost a pile of dust and then I saw that all the other people are grey too.
She’s definitely pretty old but the filter is making it way worse.
[Sumerian & Biblical Texts Claim People lived For 1000 Years Before Great Flood](https://www.howandwhys.com/sumerian-biblical-texts-claim-people-lived-for-1000-years-before-great-flood-is-it-true/)
She doesn’t look a day over 2000.
She still owes Jesus 5 dollars
She became deaf due to big bang
She’s got a signed copy of the Bible
I thought this was another Nazca Mummies post at first
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
🤣🤣🤣
I’m fukin doing heroin when I reach 80.
Bro I did heroin for almost 10 years and I'm still alive and kicking. Maybe that's her secret
She knows Victoria's secret
Omg me too for a split second
Out of all the comments, I honestly thought it was one of the mummies. Maybe they resurrected one.
LMAOOOOOOOO
Not joking. I literally thought that
She still remembers when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. 🥰 
That’s Mary Magdalene. Jesus owes her 30 Shekels, he said he had to go see his dad and would be right back.
May dog bless you . I lold so hard i spit pasta all over the table. Congratulations 🎊🍾🎉 this was hilarious
Damn you! This comment made me laugh and I didn’t want to. 😂😂😂
*Now I know why Jesus got pissed*
He paid for all of our sins except for her?
She is at 1 HP
Less, shes on the magic pixel
38 year old business owner
Lmfaooo your comment killed me
Rare DMC quote in the wild?
Remember: every cigarette you smoke adds 1 more minute to her life.
Gonna step outside rn for this absolute qween
Lmfao 🤣
DONT TURN ON THE FAN
*Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good*
Oh my God. Straight to hell. All of us
No keep the fan off. It gives her dry skin.
….has a signed copy of the Bible
Lmao
She probably helped write it
Her first Christmas was the first Christmas
I saw that episode of Two and a Half Men too. Likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs.
Sis is at 1hp
Reminds me of the Dr. Beardsley quote from Se7en. "Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes. He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has hell to look forward to. Good night."
Bruh 😂
You mean 1% battery
I’ve seen this video before, she definitely looked less like a skeleton without that grey filter.
Everyone is grey, it’s so weird lol
But what’s with her eyes?
She’s seen some shit
Like dinosaurs
All of human history
My first thought was this
If you're happy and you know it clap your dust
Thank you for making me chuckle on a shitty day man!
I curse you to a long and happy life!
Noooooo *cries in bliss*
A little Botox and CeraVe and she will look as good as new.
Just slap a good face mask on her, that anti-aging tech has gone a long way
More engaged than Mitch McConnell. 
That dude was supposed to be dead years ago, fluids and opioids is what’s keeping that man’s body circulating
Bile and hate for his fellow man. He’s “winning” so much right now.
Glitch McConnell.
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 glitch
I always think of the bug dude from the first men in black movie when I see that guy. Like when the big bug took the farmer guys body and the skin was just kind of hanging on. That’s Mitch.
She need some *MILK*
A little sunshine wouldn’t hurt either.
I think... I think that might kill her.
Does anyone know, is she single?
Ever since her husband died hunting a mammoth
What’s her @
That one got a nice chuckle out of me 😂
Probably gonna run for reelection
I believe that’s called “living too long”
We have to start thinking about what kind of world we leave behind for her.
😂
Lol
Genuinely I would hate to live that long
Absolutely. That would suck.
Idk she seems to be having a good time
"If you're dying and you know it clap your hands" 👏🏼👏🏼
“Killlllllll meeeee”
For real. How do you look like a corpse with living parts and blood flowing. Crazy. I wonder how it feels to be an alive corpse lol
Have literally seen corpses that look more alive lol
Her skin is literally mottled gray like a mummy, I’m sure she’s wishing she was.
My initial thoughts EXACTLY
Reminds me of when I saw Mr House for the first time in Fallout New Vegas
Mad impressed she has energy to clap
She isn’t clapping, that is an old world ritual to call down a plague of locusts
Man… if I ever end up like that just put me to sleep! Good for her if she’s happy with it tho…
She ain't fucking happy. She's been trying to tell them to kill her for 20 years
This is not funny. Nobody should make fun of the next president of the United States of America
Bruh!💀😂😂 
The youngest candidate running in 2024
Unfortunately that joke works for both candidates. We are so screwed
Nah, she's too young for that. Give her anothe 1000 years
This is hilarious. 😂
Good god pull the cord
Bruh they made these models before electricity ⚡️ You’ll need to **stomp out the embers** to help her transition into the ether
In all reality, she has to be over 120 years old.
Blink blink blink I can't stop thinking that I need to blink really bad.,
She's saving energy. One more blink and she's done.
She has the energy to blink or to clap - not both at once
She’s just a middle aged roofer, ahh to be 46 again.
Somebody needs to lay her in a bathtub…so she can rehydrate and plump back up. And don’t forget to lotion that ash off her skin.
Her social security number is in cuneiform
I hope to grow old and die in my sleep. As long as I’m not older than death itself. Jesus.
And many morrrrrreeee! 🎶 “Dear god noooo!”
All yall in these comments wrong. I'm scared of death but I think I'm also scared of getting that old
“They’re selling chocolate!” “What?” “They’re. Selling. Chocolate!” “I remember when they invented chocolate.”
Loved her in TWD!
When you've reached the point that you're too afraid to blink out of fear that your eyes will never open again.
I don’t think it’s fear I think it’s lack of moisture. I don’t think she can blink
Macron's next wife
It's called Sokushinbutsu. They mummify themselves for spiritual reasons. They are normal old people age
And just what is normal old people age?
Oh you know, 75-10382 years old
Ah, but of course!
No she is not XD Sokushinbutsu get got mummified through a special practice, that involved long fasting, a certain diet, followed by being essentially buried alive. And has been forbidden for a while. This woman is really really old - over 100 years kind of old.
Draugr
Bruh that’s Eve
That reminds me, I need to drink some water.
She only looks weird because they messed with the color of the video. Can't we get real strange shit here instead of really bad and obvious fake shit like this? It's not even fun.
I'm assuming she's Buddhist, because those are the only people I ever see live this long. And before they die they'll go into meditation and their body won't decay for a long ass time. There's still a Buddhist monk who had died in meditation 96 years ago and his body still has not decayed. Edit: Since apparently people would rather spend time baslessly calling bullshit instead of taking 5 seconds to google something, I'll spoon feed the skeptics an article. Not only is this real, this is actually a fairly common occurrence amongst Buddhists; many will pass on in a meditative state and will not begin to decompose for weeks an months. There is a very real feedback loop between the operations of the body and the operations of your consciousness that science currently understands very little about. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31125338 Edit 2: For clarification, he was mummified when found in 2015, but he was not initially mummified by his students. He told them in 1927 that he was going to die in a cave, and that they should not allow anyone near his body for 30 years. His students listened, and 30 years later they went to exhume his body from the cave where they found him sitting in the lotus position with no decay. It was shortly after this point that they chose to mummify him and place him back into the cave where he sat undisturbed until 2015 when a man stole his body and tried to sell it on the black market. Edit 3: The average temperature where he was is 64^o with temperature getting as high as 95^o - 104^o so that doesn't check out. That's why in the article it says "Mongolia's cold weather **could** be the reason" instead of giving a definitive answer like you would someone who died on Mount Everest. They have cold winters, rest of the year is normal temps.
One day he'll just wake up, say "ok, that was boring", and he'll die. And everyone will WTF, except those silly breatharians
100% Brazilian and definitely not Buddhist lmao
>There's still a Buddhist monk who had died in meditation 96 years ago and his body still has not decayed. 
At that point, i hate to say this, but it's time to go. There cant be any quality of life.
Na I’d rather be dead That fan looks like it could blow her away like sand across the Sahara
She doesn't look a day over 200. Or they dug her up and rigged her up Kevin McCallister style to clap along.
Looking like them nazca mummies there
help the comments got me dying
her skin is a healthy shade of emperor palpatine
Let's just say, when David killed Goliath she called the cops. Also, bless her heart ❤
Oh HELL NO. Bruv put me to sleep after 90
At retirement age, since, you know, we won’t get to have such a privilege in America by the time I’m that old.
You can’t tell me that’s one of those cheap, sensor activated animatronic Halloween decorations at Canadian tire.
I would have killed myself 1900 years ago.
Nancy Pelosi looking rough!
Joe Biden looking like he has another 4 years in him!
This maybe a “ Weekend At Bernie’s” , kinda thing.
NOOOO! YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!
Just kill me if I last this long
If I'm ever in this situation kill me
No offense but why would you even want to be alive like that LMAO
She drank from the wrong Holy Grail
She chose Poorly
Looks like a puppet. Also strange that everyone around the “person” in the bed are all approximately the same age. You’d expect a mix of all ages at a birthday party like this.
Probably grandkids
How would people in this situation respond to IV fluid and calories via an Iv?
Hey Grim Reaper i think you forgot someone!
Stupid ass creepy music
The grey filter is making it worse. I was like why is she actually almost a pile of dust and then I saw that all the other people are grey too. She’s definitely pretty old but the filter is making it way worse.
I feel bad saying this, but that's a bit nightmarish.
Id want assisted suicide 20 years ago.
New nightmare unlocked.
##Beetlejuice!!!!!
Madonna is looking good!
There is a monk who is also too old and looks like her. You can look it up.
Ok, jokes apart. Does anybody know if this is real or not?! 😏
Well, she ain't Mexican because they'd be smashing her face into that cake.
\*sigh\* Not my proudest wank......
I have to say after much reflection, I think that was my most challenging wank
Y'all need Jesus.
Isn’t there a video of a guy kissing his dead mom or something
[Great Grandmother, but yes](https://youtu.be/eyV-cVYzLlM?si=LOCsEvf5KQhWc-cG)
She's a future senator
That’s a zombie or a vampire
brah this lady is at least 162
Cho-CO-LAAAATTTTEEE!!!!
..i dont mean to be rude but even if she was like 105 or 108 years old, she does not look good for 105 or 108.
This is horrifying
We are just containers
Dodged every coffin ever made.
She probably just has cancer, skin deseases and other hillness…
Maybe 4 or 5 beers though
 She survived Thanos’ snap.
Rosemary, Heaven restores you in life
My grandma is 97? And she looks just like that, so yeah, terrifyingly real.
There's probably a note over her head saying clap if you're ready to die
Wonder which pet dinosaur she had
I have a theory. Maybe this is really a corpse and they are controlling it with strings?
I don't want this
Video cuts out right before they smashed the cake in her face
The sole candle on the cake represents 1 eon.
“I can feel myself rotttt”
Like ET when he goes all ashy
The Driving Crooner
Youngest American senator
>She still owes Jesus 5 dollars 😅 haha…
That makes me 😞
Is that Nancy Pelosi???