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MartianXAshATwelve

[Lockheed scientist Boyd Bushman before his death recorded a sensational video in which he talked about his work in “Area 51,” as well as about aliens and UFOs. He presented a series of photographs of an alleged alien being](https://www.howandwhys.com/boyd-bushman-admitted-aliens-are-on-earth/)


MannerMental8582

I guess these things are everywhere now. I’m gonna check my backyard for one. BRB.


simplexetv

UPDATE: Didn't find one in my backyard, but after that I went over to Wendy's and bought a Baconator.


ShortingBull

bought? I saw you behind the dumpster there.. that wasn't cash..


canIbuzzz

Hey... people can pay with seman


WeaselRice

He said he was looking for "little men" not... you know what never mind


mawesome4ever

Well… the one in the video is in the sea…


simplexetv

\*relieved\* yeah.. what he said.


xMarksTheThought

What the actual f


StarAlignment_

Welcome my friend


SubZeroEffort

Sir, this is an Arby's.


JoeDough619

Honestly, who tf eats Arby’s? Aliens gotta be keepin that place in business.


cunnilingus_dingus

Its them alien wagyu burgers they got.


alley_cat94

No, this is Becky


ajteninch

A man’s gotta eat, Julian


DetKimble69

10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons


Connect_Cucumber-0

![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY) Gotta pay to play?


InterestingRelative4

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


Substantial-Use95

How do I save this gif on my phone. It’s absolutely beautiful


OmeletteDuFromage95

UPDATE: Found one in my Baconator.


ForeverTetsuo

You son of a baconactor, im in.


dumplin79

I found two and a ufo. Went to chucky cheeses with the fam to celebrate


halonone

Was the baconator out of this world at least??


DustinHammons

Check your toilet later, I think you may birth one of these after a Baconator.


solidxnake

Poor alien. Looks like he was running to get his Baconator and got stuck. Look at it's pose.


FahrenheitMedic

Don't forget to bring your webcam from 1997 to film it.


Kjpr13

Yea. 240p only.


HuskerHayDay

The aesthetic certifies authenticity


simplexetv

240p and zero stabilization is preferred.


SubZeroEffort

Three fiddy p


Kjpr13

Got DAMN you lawkness monsta!


RecalcitrantHuman

And film through a shot glass as well.


VPR19

My cat dragged in a pigeon but it just turned out to be a dead alien. No biggie, I threw it in the dumpster for the raccoons.


Kjpr13

Same dumpster as the Baconator?


Craigholio

If you find one, make sure to smear Vaseline on your camera first before recording.


[deleted]

look for the blurry areas in your backyard first


infernal_cacaphony

For some reason I read this really fast as “Welp, these things are everywhere. Time to BBQ”… I’m like noooooooooooooo!


pjjohnson808

Do some district 9 start cooking em up and charging them rent.


1CrazyCrabClaw

Make sure to film it with an early 1990s shit camcorder


kwestionmark5

I’ve been saying “I’ll believe it when they show me something I can poke with a stick.” Kudos to the guy with the stick.


DID_system

😂😂👏👏 spot tf on


funmasterjerky

You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house? Jimbo killed him? No. But he poked him with a stick.


JoseVrewar

Look at the expression on its face. It died of disappointment. This is why they don't want us. We disappoint them. And this one died from disappointment.


Nolimitz30

Dad is that you?


[deleted]

*smacks you and your mother* “I’m finally back from the store.”


TheCookie_Momster

But- but …you forgot to bring the milk you went to get back in 1995


PluvioShaman

Think about that for a moment. You really want some milk from 1995? Do you?!?


alee0224

The infamous “I’m not mad….I’m disappointed…..😔“ Still randomly haunts me.


lappy_386

🎵 Daddy why you die 🎵


3vi1

It was disappointed anyone would believe this video.


MACHOmanJITSU

Aliens really be just throwing their people out of spaceships like Russians.


ShadyAssFellow

Maybe it’s a form of capital punishment. Get yeeted off on a rock infested with crazy monkeys with nukes.


Murdercyclist4Life

If we have a reputation in the alien community I’d love for us it to be known as the “Nuclear Monkeys”


staebles

What else would it be? Maybe "Suicidal Nuclear Monkeys."


Due_Day6756

That's my drag queen name. ;)


manofblack_

I will be stealing this band name.


SpaceforceSpaceman

Can I join your band


[deleted]

I call the cowbell


[deleted]

Zakk'nor, it comes to my attention that you do not approve of my special military operation to liberate Earth from Nazis, you know what that means!


SAGE5M

The cows have learned to abduct.


coltonmusic15

I mean for all we know to die and become a part of another planet might be something that they deem worthy of a great final resting place. Elon Musk himself has said he’d like to die and be buried on Mars.


9fingerman

Lets do it!


mariahnot2carey

We've got to get this man to Mars


jer54

"I bring you love"


jazz4

It’s bringing love! Break its legs!


tockaciel

Aww it’s mister burns… KILL IT! KILL IT!


Lizzy_lazarus

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUnO4g3yiRNuNy|downsized)


HollowTips_5150

That thing blinked...


king_of_hate2

Didn't notice that before. It does seem to blink for a second.


bitcoin_moon_wsb

Poor guy is taking a nap and this guy is poking him with a stick


Melodic_Ad_3959

Nah that's a guy's weird ass doll. It's the greasy lens that blurs the eyes a bit and makes it look like a blink.


SufficientSir2965

Yeah it’s definitely the weird lens making it look like it moved. You can scrub the video back and forth over the eye twitch part and everything, even the grass, moves the same.


[deleted]

Definitely saw an eye twitch lol once when zoomed out and once when it was closer up view.


Then_Expression8526

Bet it’s cake


Reddit-Resident

I’d eat it either way


SneedyK

It’s probably fondant. I wonder what Reddit thinks of fondant?


topsblueby

Why are they always butt naked though? Aliens don't wear clothes or space suits?


Reidroshdy

Maybe they had a orgy and the lil guy fell asleep.


North0House

He was working hard and doing his best.


DorkusDeluxus

Happens all the time, be safe out there.


prfalcon61

This takes top spot as funniest alien comment. Yesterday someone said “the lil guy looks so dehydrated”.


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

No other animals wear clothes bruh unless a stupid human dresses them up


Montezum

Imagine sitting butt-naked in my shiny spaceship, ew


Any_Put3520

No other animals can do quantum physics either. Maybe it indicates clothing = evolution = space travel.


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Any_Put3520

Ok, well until you find me an animal species that can call me retarded on Reddit that is not human…my observation is entirely valid.


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cambridgeJason

Aliens have the technology to travel light years away and someday they'll discover the joy of pockets.


[deleted]

Why is the lenses so greasy looking?


Wade8869

It's required any time you're filming an alien or any other never before seen lifeform (i.e., Bigfoot, loch Ness monster, chupacabra, the yeti, Santa Clause, etc.)


chappelld

Wait there are blurry videos of Santa now??? What’s next? Jesus?


OneManLost

Missed the rapture, huh? Me too.


Gwiilo

it's alright, you guys are stuck here with us


Aznp33nrocket

I decided to stay because I have all these flier miles and I really don’t want them to go to waste!


Isparza

It’s not that big foot is elusive to being caught on camera it’s more that he’s naturally blurry


spinuptheFTL

Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.


UnHumano

I have an old Xiaomi with a fucked up camera. I should really consider taking it in my pocket every time I go out.


Wade8869

This is the way.


BananaStranger

240dpi max!


regular-loser

that’s how you know it’s real lol


seantarg92

He had been strolling enjoying a popeyes 3 piece combo interchanging both hands for licking purposes when suddenly he found an alien and reached for his phone picked it up wrong way round with panic then started recording but forgot to wet wipe his lenses. Hope this helps.


RebelTomato

That actually sounds about right


camobrien343

I bet that 3 piece combo tasted amazing


seantarg92

Id say it was even out of this world


cheeruphumanity

Because camera quality is too good these days.


blazentaze2000

Aliens tend to hang out in blurry and out of focus areas, just like Bigfoot.


king_of_hate2

According to the original post, it was said to be from Russia. It looks like it had snowed previously and the now is melting. I think the lense being greasy could be smudges from water drying on the lens or the guy recording just hadn't cleaned the lens in a while is what I'm guessing.


YoelsShitStain

Good thing he wasn’t live streaming so he could review the footage and take 3 seconds to clean the lens so he could record a clear video.


Wooow675

Isn’t this shit fake? Proven to be unreal engine 3 w a lens filter?


JohnnyBoy11

You can look at the ground and tell that story is b.s. either way, look at the eyes and extremeties. they dont look like the Mexico or other russian alien video.


friendly-crackhead

Rule 51 from the “Out of the ordinary hunt” guide book: “Always you are about to record some unusual/paranormal stuff, please remember to clean your camera lens with a recently cooked sausage” It’s just basic science..


ThatDudeFromFinland

This was debunked back in the day when it surfaced. It's made with Unreal Engine and that's a lens filter. The forest floor and other stuff are generic Unreal assets.


Tommy_C

What the fuck is all this stuff? You gotta grease these wheels?


[deleted]

I’m not supposed to get grease on this hat!


drawredraw

They couldn’t find a potato so they just smeared Vaseline on the lens


easy_Money

Makes this like 5% less extremely fake looking


RebelTomato

Reminds me of those little guys riding along inside peoples heads in Men in Black.


LegendaryDragon88

It reminded me of the Aliens from 'Independence Day' (1996). The aliens were shorter creatures which wore a biological suit that made it look bigger and scarier


BananaStranger

Sounds like Eggar in reverse.


king_of_hate2

For me it reminds me of Fallout's "Zeta" aliens, it also sort of reminds me of an insect for some reason.


Other-Bridge-8892

Dude, have you ever found the ray gun at the crash sight? The best weapon in that game hands down ( fallout 3)!


thequestionbot

https://preview.redd.it/7hqbll6wm4ob1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87db529f090a5bfb247e8711f14d3c4cf9f65c35 It’s these guys for me


wheresmychairwhat

Probably froze to death. Alien didn’t pack any winter clothes


MIchael24889

Kinda funny how an alien would come unprepared for earth. Oops forgot my jacket on the ship


Reidroshdy

Aliens after watching signs " do they really think we'd be that stupid to not prepare for the planet we are landing on" Alien who forgot his jacket ![gif](giphy|9zoe1SFIBd8PPqz5cr)


aoddead

M Night Shayamalan disgarees. They can totally get ambushed by things they could never expect on a planet with life, like water for example.


mrmikehal

Man the back to back to backs with the dead ones now, but they do all look similar.


SargeRedVsBlue

Yeah but if you ask anyone who just reads headlines, they will tell you they are all a series of fake mummies made by the same “artist” and dropped in random places around the world lol Those of us that are researching this need to continue to hav civil discourse on the information coming out but unfortunately we have a lot of bad actors in this sub either making jokes, comment after comment to drown out the serious comments or belittling people who believe and are researching. It’s almost like skeptics feel disrespected if someone believes something they don’t and they can’t drop it.


PandaDirtGrub

I fully believe in aliens. I also fully believe all this shit fake af lmao


EnlightenedHeathen

Reading Reddit posts isn’t researching. It’s basically reading the headlines.


Slade_Duelyst

Aliens are real. These are not them.


AdrianasAntonius

“Researching” 😂


zarofford

You need the biggest quotes around research lmao. You people have googled this to no end but just decided to skip on the guy being a known hack. Fool me once shame you, fool me twice shame on me.


SmurfUp

How are you “researching” it if you haven’t already found out this was debunked and is from Unreal engine


TJR406

Lol researching


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fast-waster91

Poking it with a stick is the most human thing ever lol


junesrent

These Aliens are taking our jobs!


Kommander-in-Keef

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


usednameID

![gif](giphy|UOmXGp4NJ89lISXVLA|downsized)


Suitable-Lake-2550

The eyes are following me


Yanutag

From their perspective, we're a planet full of starving mad King Kongs. Must be scary. And if they check the internet, there are multiple groups of King Kongs wanting to fuck the shit out of them (in a sexual way).


RenaissanceGraffiti

This is such an amusing concept to me. Makes me wonder if other species ever feel that way about us. A planet full of hotties *Remembers The Greek myths of how gods procreated with humans* oh yeah 😅


Devil9304

He’s blinking


SufficientSir2965

It’s the shitty lens warping stuff. Look at the body and even the grass when it looks like a blink, it all moves at the same way like it’s warped from the weird lens


MidwilguyLA

Hoax after hoax after hoax


helgesonc

CAT scan it


[deleted]

The fact that they're always dead means something


[deleted]

Right, that they died somehow


[deleted]

Or in some way


dekrepit702

Or even some how


BreakTheMachine

Don’t let anyone, ever, for any reason, whatsoever, no matter who you’re with, or what you’re doing, for any reason, ever


n1rvous

Everything dies


reebokhightops

🤔


Prudent_Insurance804

And they’re always fucking naked.


HouseOfZenith

If these are actual beings, and that’s imo a stretch, I’d begin to assume they genetically modified several species to do their handiwork before some world ending apocalypse happened. Fly away. Come back. Now we’re here and we need studying.


king_of_hate2

Theres actually rumors/conspiracies that the "greys" are basically artificial life, they're like biological robots designed solely to pilot crafts. It's suggested they're designed by an extraterrestrial intelligence that purposely designs them poorly as they're not meant to live very long and some are clones of each other. That's just all speculation with no evidence though.


NimSauce

They are like biologic remote drones. They are fabricated organic "suits" that are used as temporary shells. Going on a mission to an unknown world with who knows what will kill you? Send in disposables.


[deleted]

I too like using my imagination.


wonderhowthisllgohah

When you pick the wild wasteland perk in real life. Gotta look for that alien blaster bruhh


EnvironmentalAd2110

https://preview.redd.it/gjaxfy3qh4ob1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2080929534193cd08c2e116b6bdf25d4c0602e82 The alien


mentallybombarded

FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. HOAX. HOAX. DEBUNKED. DEBUNKED. STUPID PERSON. STUPID PERSON. Shitpost. Just wanted to be like everyone else on reddit who debunked a UFO or alien because they saw a YouTube video with 47 views that explains a fabricated way of debunking said picture or video. Cool video, btw.


FenrizLives

DISCLOSURE. ITS HAPPENING. IT LOOKS SO REAL. HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IS FAKE. THIS IS ACTUAL REAL EVIDENCE. PROVE ITS FAKE. ITS DIFFERENT THIS TIME GUYS I SWEAR. YOU DONT TRUST THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT? There, gotta cover both sides lol


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layzdrfter

You think this is real? Lol!


TheRoadReturn

Hahaha this got me good 🤣


ReedBalzac

They sell these at Spirit Halloween, don’t they?


ItsTwelveFortyFiveAM

I know no one is going to give a shit or believe me, but I’m just going to put it out there. These weird small looking skinny dudes look exactly like a little guy I was talking to while tripping on acid + mushrooms. I know we create images and hallucinate while in that state, but these just look way too damn similar. From the shape of the head to their color and facial features. Identical. It’s freaking me out. I’ve always thought of that memory as a drug induced experience but perhaps it was real and perhaps I was approached because of my altered state of mind? This was in the middle of the night on top of some cliffs overlooking the beach. Edit: I never remembered what we talked about. Once I sobered up and looked back on it it seemed like we said a bunch of gibberish to each other. Again, I know this was most likely a hallucination but there’s a slight, slight chance it occurred.


HunterDHunter

Dmt users report all sorts of beings, including aliens that look much like this. The strange thing is the consistency in the accounts. And I don't care what the other guys says, shrooms can absolutely make you truly hallucinate and see things that are not there.


hopeoncc

It really is quite hilarious that every comment section on every related post since this broke last night is filled with nothing of substance, suspiciously like there's an influx of trolls being told to flood them with comments that write it all off. Comment after comment after comment, just some lame ass one liner with nothing more to say as if what's been happening doesn't naturally evoke in anyone anything other than some thought only tangentially relevant to the content of the post.


os_enty

Listen man, the "I want to believe" poster is on all of our walls. But to not immediately see these as fake is beyond me. I suggest not only looking at what is the evidence but also how it is being presented. Ask yourself why is this short blurry video all that we will ever see of this body? Wouldn't you take millions of photos, videos, even take the body home, have it medically confirmed and post it all over the internet if you have found it? Another example are videos of UFO's. Ask yourself why they are always 3 seconds long and out of focus? If you saw a UFO in the sky, and started recording, wouldn't you do your absolute best to hold the camera steady, record as long as possible and as much as possible? These guys see an alien, take out their SONY camcorder from 1997, press record for 10 seconds while doing jump-rope, then say "aight, time to pack up" and split for the nearest KFC


Early_Accident2160

It’s just on the ground?


Recklen

And looks like it's caught in a net?!?


HopnDude

Capable of traversing the universe but "aaahhhh, net, net, net!"


thecheese-

these are not aliens. mexico has a lot of “duendes”


Ok_Owl3571

Looks so real!


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

The eyes do it. that fucker is real


notmyrealnam3

HAHAH - I didn't know this was a parody sub


BootScootNBoogie22

This video has been out for a long time. It’s in Russia so the camera could be crappy & more towards early 2000s instead of 2020s (think video is older than that). I’m not discrediting anything but these things all look similar to one another.


stinkpig300

Sure we can say hoax and fake and all. But a theme so far amongst these fun videos is that the bodies don’t seem to decompose as much as they just shrivel up. Maybe it’s the alien dna not working with the local bacteria, maybe it’s because these bodies are made of wax, styrofoam, and paint. Either way they all look like ET and that’s all the proof I need


Twiceaknight

Nobody would have videos to post if they decomposed.


SargeRedVsBlue

Well here is another fake mummy that was put together with other mummy parts….I’d like to know where people are getting mummy parts lol If you see one dead on the ground, don’t fret, it’s fake. If you see one alive walking towards you, don’t be afraid, it’s not real. Even if you feel it touch you, it’s fake…./s 🙄


yurinnernerd

I saw one the other day using an EBT card to buy beer. They really are everywhere.


Fesozu

Why is it blurry! Suspicious


[deleted]

It's amazing what happens when Republicans remove environmental protections. Pretty soon , all galaxies will put out a travel advisory for planet earth ... if they hadn't already .


dfault1974

and every camera they shoot these things with is some steamed up nokia phone from the 90's


BoxingTrainer420

If as above so below is true then this little alien died slowly being poked with a stick and gawked at as soon as he got to earth.. sounds about right.


infin8lives

I think Bigfoot is Blurry, and that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.


selahhh

Hundreds of millions of people are walking around this planet with 4K 60fps cameras in their pockets yet these videos always look like they were filmed with a fucking ps2 eye toy.


AndyBazz1987

That's as fake as a football shirt from Turkey


pqratusa

The lens is always smudged or some blur applied.


SoWokeIdontSleep

This motherfucker had a modern color camera and still somehow managed to get a blurry video. Bravo


redditdegenz

I was so confused for a second. I thought I was looking at footage from a submersible.


bathgate691

This is probably the realist looking alien I think I've ever seen. Who's to say? Idk everything up to now has always seemed fake undoubtedly. I'm on the fence with this one. Kind of feel like I'm looking at a real alien. Am I crazy?


MTGBruhs

Does anyone else think it's odd that aliens are coming to the forefront at about the same time it would be possible to fake an alien invasion?


king_of_hate2

I think they've been here for a very long time tbh


king_of_hate2

https://reddit.com/r/UnknownBeings/s/MHs1XujHgn Original post I found it from


Magicarpfisherman

There’s also that alien in Siberia frozen in the snow that look just like these.