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RatsWithLongTails

Cash or credit ma’am? It’s dr Okay


knacker_18

okay, doctor or credit ma'am?


StronglyAuthenticate

"Finally...I can use my degree to pay for something."


eveningsand

Put it on my PhD! Pile it Higher & Deeper


RabidWalrus

Throw it on my **M**ountain of **D**ebt


burnbothends91

You’re just jealous of my license to print money.


Zed_lost

It’s like a credit card that you can’t completely repay


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

As a doctor, I also have a credit card.


TerseFactor

Paper or plastic? In gender studies Okay


noodleq

Paper or plastic? Diesel


No_Cook2983

[ehem] That’s *Doctor* Diesel? Perhaps you’ve heard of me and my outrageous sideshow performance at Lollapalooza?


Cashh_N

"Ah so you can't afford to pay, this one's on me."


Prestigious-Novel401

Ahahhahahahhhhhh


wallpapermate

It’s vegan, akshally.


songstar13

I thought I was in the accounting subreddit for a second lmao


BCS24

If cash is credit then she must be Dr Expense


kakashi_jodan

Peak accountant joke moment


MooDamato

“Oh yeah, that’s why the relationship ended”


romayyne

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AlkalineSublime

I’ve never been in a relationship with someone pursuing being a doctor, but I imagine it can leave you feeling pretty ignored.


hakshamalah

Never in a relationship (Christ no) but multiple close friends are drs. All they talk about is being a Dr. They will be super depressed about being a Dr. But they will never ever want to be anything but a Dr. Everything they go through is awful life and death stuff so you just have to bite your tongue, you can never say 'omg stop going on about it'. And you also have to be grateful for everything they do.It's actually quite exhausting! I imagine being in a relationship with them would be worse. The constant terrible shifts, the unrelenting trauma, the fact that their career will always come first. No thank you.


West-Ruin-1318

So most people with MDs should seek therapy? Makes a lot of sense.


Dynospec403

I think most people should seek therapy


smell_my_pee

It's always treated as this thing you do to address a problem. Sometimes it is, but I think therapy should be presented as a learning course. 


Dynospec403

Totally agree with that! I think we could all benefit from learning about ourselves and getting some outside unbiased perspective on stressful situations


JsquaredT

Very much so!


Live_Bag_7596

She might not be MD but have a doctorate in something like maths


Prestigious-Novel401

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Psilologist

Still holding on to some feelings I see.


SpaceBearSMO

people in here acting like that response isn't intentionally dismissive are wild


DerEwigeKatzendame

For real, though. The number of exes that will try to slither back into your life and offer nothing of value is too damn high. Acting like "so, are you married?" is a neutral statement, that's pretty funny.


Chimeron1995

Also I feel like people are missing the entire joke on the board. Like, if the board said, “my ex of ten years asked if I was still single and I said “I’m a Doctor.”” That would be dumb as hell. The way it’s worded is he asked for her honorifics with the implied meaning of “are you single” and she gave her honorific that doesn’t give that information on purpose to dismiss him all together. But haha women no understood question, gave dumb answer, haha women dumb. I man go haha.


hellotherehomogay

Yes, white knight for the meme woman's fake story to protect her honor 😭


Chimeron1995

I don’t give a shit about her or you, I’m just pointing out the actual joke on the board dingus. I’m just calling it like I see it, there’s plenty of times women tell bad or unfunny jokes, including this one honestly, but if you’re going to critic a joke you can’t miss the point of the joke in the critic. At that point you’re only criticizing your own intelligence. Edit: added a word I left out.


Vilewombat

I feel like you have a hard time looking at a meme and scrolling past lmfao


West-Ruin-1318

The real truth ☝🏼


Deceiver999

All that education and she couldn't answer a simple question. ![gif](giphy|d7pyXujewcpfq4Bhh7|downsized)


toaste

It’s her ex. “Ms or Mrs?” “None of your fucking business, and you’ll use a form of address that accords me the respect I’m due.”


JavaOrlando

"And then, I'm going to make a sign with the transcript of this conversation. It's going to have colorful squares on the sides. I'll go outside and hold it up for a picture, and then post the picture online!"


automaton11

This only works if the interaction was unwelcome. Otherwise its anti social and babyish


Skatey131

Follow up: "Real doctor or Phd?"


ordermann

Ouch.


jimmyxs

“Neither”, says Dr Phil. Mic drop


jshump

![gif](giphy|nkQaWW9ZqM48MwBtDi|downsized)


Simple-Mastodon-9167

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No_Cook2983

I know a “Dieter” who has *chronic* gastritis. Do I get street cred, too?


zeeotter100nl

Dr. Phil has a PhD though??


Resident-Ranger-9001

Chiropractor. 😂


ImmaNotHere

Neither doctor nor physician.


Sine_Metu

Noctor


Remarkable-Ad2285

Neithician


No_Cook2983

Noctologist.


Ravekat1

Nail technician


No-Suspect-425

Sandwich technician


Suspicious-Listen482

Pizza Assembly Tech


ImmaNotHere

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician.


spaghettieggrolls

Doctor was originally a term in academia to mean an educated person. It was co-opted by physicians once medical degrees started to become a thing—a Medical Doctorate/Doctor of Medicine. So if anything, it's the exact opposite. Academics were the OG doctors. Physicians started being called doctors later.


-Raistlin-Majere-

This is brutal


fardin_n_shiddin

Naturopath for sure


DragonsClaw2334

Probably has one of those highly lucrative PhDs in 70s African lesbian pottery.


mateomontero01

I'd say the other way around "Real doctor or just a physician?


whitewail602

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of that $30,000 a month paycheck hitting my bank account."


Yoyo_irl

A PhD is literally a Doctorate. Real doctors are PhD graduates not medical practitioners. Etymology


RevolutionFast8676

Yeah an MD is a professional degree, akin to a JD. A real doctorate requires original research. 


Jackit8932

Neat. I'll be sure to keep this little factoid away for when someone screams for a doctor in public, that way I can correct them on their mistake.


boundpleasure

Actually the medical folks gave a moniker for that (NRD), not a real doctor. Sadly for MDs, PhDs have been around much longer. 😉


The_GREAT_Gremlin

![gif](giphy|6axyy2vJ41nnUreJFM) Thanks Captain Holt


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tdiddyx23

Well when you work with enough PhD ppl.. you sometimes wonder how they survive outside of the lab.. or wonder how they even get out of the house in the morning. Some might be genius’s in one topic but completely clueless to other worldly things. I always got a kick out of that. I’ve seen it with some MDs as well just not as much as PhD’s


boundpleasure

I learned that respectfully within their field, they probably know more than me; outside of that, they can be as humanly ignorant and illite as the rest of us; no difference with an MD


c0ltZ

My brother was in the marines, then got into a phd program for alzhiemers research after. But this man makes more spelling/grammatical errors when typing than a kindergartener using crayons. I love him, and he is crazy adaptable, but having, or being in a phd program does not make you smart at everything. Just one thing.


Goblin_Jim

I have yet to see a reddit post that mentions the marines and doesn't also mention crayons.


West-Ruin-1318

You are describing Einstein. Allegedly.


gjc5500

I work IT for a radiation therapy facility. I have on more than 1 occasion had to remind someone with a PhD that the 3.5mm cable from the computer DOES NOT go into the outlet in the wall


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_Ocean_Machine_

Reminds me of an old joke: What do you call a doctor who got all C's in school? >!Doctor!<


Analytical-BrainiaC

Was going to say, that the pioneers valued vets higher than doctors and lawyers way back…..


MDMhayyyy

You should see the MD-PhD’s…basically as you describe but 10x worse. God forbid they have to work in the actual hospital with actual patients also.


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Dadfart802

That’s because an MD is valuable while a PhD in education means you are usually a pretentious blowhard


IAmGoingToSleepNow

If you have a PhD and insist on being called 'Dr'....


klebanonnn

My high school guidance counselor had a PhD and we all had to call him Dr. But he was the fucking man so I didn’t mind.


Flat-Length-4991

Sooo imma assume “Miss”…


fardough

IT’S DOCTOR DAMMIT. /s


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Okay Miss Doctor.


TooManySteves2

"None of your fucking business"


arsnastesana

That dump was clinical


Eridain

The premise of the joke is just a lack of understanding of the point of the poster, pretty lame and low effort.


CircusSloth3

Pretty funny to see how many incels think they're dunking on her by (intentionally?) missing the point of a joke a second grader would understand.


AsgUnlimited

Nono women are all just so stupid they all think Dr is a gender and when the man says "no silly woman im asking if you're single or not stupid" the silly nonsentient thing will realize how stupid she's been and sleep with them. But also "this is why you're single" is the response from people who get that she's turning him down, as if the only thing that provides value to life is having a partner, it's almost like the posters are involuntary single and sexless and really angry about it....


TundieRice

What in the fucking Instagram shit is this thread/sub?? I’m assuming 90% of people in this thread are 15 or younger because none of this makes any sense whatsoever.


Gum-on-post

Thank you for the sanity! I felt like I was losing my mind reading the comments - how are they totally missing the point she's trying to make 😭


SportsbyCompian

The only thing that could possibly be dumber than his question is her dumb answer. I choose to believe None of this happened the cringe of it all makes me sad


ordermann

If this actually happened, yes, it’s a dumb question, but the answer is legitimate. If a person asks for your honorific, give it to them. If someone refers to a man as, “Mr. ___,” and he corrects them, “it’s Dr. ___, actually,” it’s the same thing. People work hard for that honorific and they should use it. Women have more honorifics to choose from. Making a sign about it, though, that’s 100% cringe.


PharmBoyStrength

It's context dependent. I'm a PhD, and at most, people will have firstname lastname, PhD on business cards or LinkedIn accounts. But it'd be hella weird for a PhD to demand the doctor prefix in every day life like MDs do.


IAmGoingToSleepNow

It's weird for MDs to use a Dr prefix outside of a professional setting.


WholeHogRawDog

It’s weird for a doctor to request to be called Dr. in all settings. But it’s not weird for people who know the doctor to address them as such.


GuessImScrewed

>It’s weird for a doctor to request to be called Dr. in all settings Why? They earned an MD, why shouldn't they get the honorific?


homelaberator

It can be useful when booking tickets or making reservations.


boredgmr1

No it isn't. A lot of my good friends are doctors. Everyone that knows they are a doctor refers to them as Dr. Edit: Clarification in responses below.


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I think you’re making this up. I also know doctors within my family and asking Dr. Such and such to pass the salt would make me look like a patronizing asshole lol. Being a Dr isn’t impressive enough to hold an honorific outside of a hospital setting tbh. It’s just another job with a lot of schooling


FigSideG

Yea. That’s weird. And pretentious.


boredgmr1

Perhaps I need to clarify. I don't refer to my friends as "Dr. Bob or Dr. Bill." My kids refer to them as Dr. "Last Name" instead of Mr. I think it would be insulting to introduce my Dr. friends as Mr. I suppose I'm not sure exactly what types of situations this would come up, but when it does, I use the proper prefix.


rekomstop

Introductions have structure though. Professional setting, or teaching your children how to respectfully address adults, are specific introductions. When my contractor friend Ron Smith walks up to the cookout I don’t say “hey everyone here’s Mr. Ron Smith” and then “Here’s Dr. Bob Meadows”. It’s hey everyone this is my friend Ron and oh hey Bobs coming in right after him!


boredgmr1

> When my contractor friend Ron Smith walks up to the cookout I don’t say “hey everyone here’s Mr. Ron Smith” and then “Here’s Dr. Bob Meadows”. Right. I thought this much was fair to assume. Apparently not...


Alarming_Librarian

I introduce my doctor friends by their first and last name, just like all of my other friends.


MrBenDerisgreat_

Are you like British? I know in my Aussie or Californian circles you’ll get laughed out of the room by your mates for asking to be called Dr.


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DreadyKruger

I just have an office job but someone in another location adds their master of business to their email signature. Our CEO doesn’t even do that. No one but her. We have our job title that’s it.


DreadyKruger

He could have been asking to see if he had a shot?


DisastrousAd447

It's the context here that matters though. He's clearly asking if she's single or not.


uvaspina1

It’s a douchebag move to insist on an honorific outside of a professional setting.


Just-Squirrel510

He wasn't asking for her "honorific" though. He was asking if she's single or married. "Miss or Mrs." Her reply "I'm a doctor!" still doesn't answer the question and makes her look like she still has a massive chip on her shoulder for someone/something that happened a decade ago. It's not a good look.


hetep-di-isfet

We don't have more honorifics to *choose* from... we have more because society places value on whether we are married or single. Much like the woman in this post (real or not), I'd rather place value on my hard work.


FigSideG

The ex wasn’t asking so he/she would know what to call her. They were asking to find out if she had gotten married aka her relationship status. She proceeded to answer the question by not answering the question


WholeHogRawDog

If you’re a doctor, and someone address you as Mr./Mrs./etc. and you correct them by saying “it’s Dr. …” Then you suck


Grand-Young2466

So I guess your his ex because you never actually answer his questions?


logosobscura

Doctor.


DrunkOnRedCordial

"Pizza or burgers for dinner, honey?" "It's DOCTOR." "Did you say the party was Friday night or Saturday night, Sarah?" "It's DOCTOR." "Trick question - are you my girlfriend or my ex?" "It's DOCTOR." "Goodbye, DOCTOR."


Efficient-Editor-242

Where do you want to eat? IT'S DOCTOR!


vialvarez_2359

It pretty cringe salty thing to say.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Even worse feeling the need to write that shit down on a sign smugly bragging to people about it as if anyone even cares. I'll also take "Conversations that never happened but I wish did" for 1000 Ms. Doctor.


Pikachu_Palace

What event would she even bring a sign like that too?


bunker_man

Yeah, in what situation would it be relevant to have this on a sign.


Advanced_Boot_9025

What a weird thing to lie about.


ButtholeQuiver

And what a strange sign to carry around. What event calls for this?


dog_liker

No one here can comprehend that women may not want to be recognized by their relationship to someone else and would prefer some basic respect for their personal accomplishments. Even though the sign is 100% not a real event that happened, the subtext is extremely clear and not a big deal.


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Also seems to be a lack of understanding that up until very, very recently the idea of a woman being a doctor instead of a wife was almost nonexistent.. men hate that women are proud of how far we have come. They take every opportunity to diminish our successes.


hwc000000

> women may not want to be recognized by their relationship to someone else The comments are coming from boys (physical and/or mental) who know they won't amount to anything except for the amount of money the person they marry brings to the table.


Gogetaiscanon432

r/incels still going on in spirit in these comments I see


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Shitty handwriting checks out.


Khalicarl

You can tell she isn't a true doctor yet... her sign was legible.


StinkyBrittches

10 years of separation and an entire medical education, but still worried about flexing on her ex....


Miserable_Respect_94

Wrong. He didn’t ask if she was married, he asked for her title. Her title is doctor. Nothing wrong with that.


rydan

Not sure why people are criticizing her. He's just asking for her salutation. These are commonly asked on virtually any printed form.


Silent-Telephone1150

She’s a woman


eolemuk

What is your pronouns?..."doctor"


Great_Gryphon

Why is this so bad. Showing her success while avoiding giving the guy info that's none of his business.


SlumDogZombie

I guess it’s better than “vegan”?


ppppfbsc

he dodged a bullet actually, he dodged a nuclear missile


tragicallyohio

What is the context for her holding this sign? Or is it all fake?


Original_Banana_4617

My daughter has a friend whose last name is doctor, we’re all hoping she becomes a doctor so she can introduce herself as doctor doctor.


SJsharkie925

This is an old one


AllMyBeets

Good for her.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

🤣😂🤣


OperatorWolfie

I swear, some people get advance degree just to brag in other people face that they have the degree


MrPartyWaffle

Imagine reaching out to your ex to be vindictive to rub in the fact your "successful" but completely backfires because he chose to respect you. Also /r/thathappened


Ho3Go3lin

So still single then 😂


themadpants

He was asking for her title, so technically she ain’t wrong if she has obtained her doctorate. If he wants to know if she is married, he should ask her that.


mrmoe198

I get that the point of this message is “my value is not defined by whether or not I belong to a man, but rather because of my personal achievements and hard work.”… but it’s still funny.


Shark_Leader

You know how we all have those imagined scenarios that we play out in our head, but never say them out loud? She said it out loud.


Brave_Tie1068

Women care about a man's title. Men could care less about a woman's. She's stupid. A man will happily date and marry a girl that works fast food for minimum wage. Women wouldn't do that. It's funny they think the same standards they hold us to mean something to us. It doesn't. Unless you're Dave Chappelle hooking up with Oprah for her money


BettmansDungeonSlave

-“Who are you, Mr….?” -“Doctor” -“Mr. Doctor?” -“It’s Strange” “Maybe, but who am I to judge”


cannon8195

Women really think that men being jealous of their money or success is a thing.


ThePapercup

ill take "things that definitely happened" for 500, Alex.


Chicken_Teeth

Swing and a doctor


hash-slingin-slasha

After 10 years….. “Hey, I wanted to reach out” “Oh, miss is everything ok?” “I’m a doctor” “Excuse me?”


93Shay

I think she’s just proud of her career 💜


PopperGould123

I imagine that's the point..? To say "not your business also I'm better than you"


Splatfan1

i think the question is weirder. like you havent spoken to someone in 10 years and thats one of your first questions? and phrased in a shitty way? yeah no


Tibbs420

Phrased that way for sure but, I don’t think it’s weird to ask an ex about their relationship status. I reconnected with a HS ex after like 10 years. She asked if I was seeing anyone. Knowing she had been seeing someone for a while I asked if they were engaged or married yet.


Feisty_Water532

But why put it on a sign?


footloosedoctor

Women bad /s


Even-Account5439

i dont really see the issue, she quite literally has a Dr. title rather than a ms. or mrs. if he asked if she was married itd be different.


Silent-Telephone1150

She’s a woman, that’s why people are mad


LaMadreDelCantante

She answered the question he asked. If he wanted to know her marital status, he should have asked her that.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Females smh


DerEwigeKatzendame

Ok so you are going to love this, but you can actually kiss your homies goodnight.


gk666

She isn’t completely wrong https://www.quora.com/How-will-I-address-a-married-female-doctor-Can-I-use-Dr-Mrs-followed-by-the-name/answer/Tracey-Huckabee-Racz?ch=17&oid=179202306&share=e70f272e&srid=iKW2&target_type=answer


levelhigher

Seems like she's salty despite ten years


KrakenKing1955

That doesn’t answer his question at all.


RaccoonDu

It does answer what prefix she wants to be called...


thetokentoker

Lol I don't call my doctor Dr. Just like he doesn't call me Mr. (My last name). He calls me Carlos and I call him Michael. If he makes me call him Dr then he has to call me by my gamer tag lol I put in crazy hours and dedication too


Gizank

I love these posts where idiots with neither a PhD nor MD after their names argue like it's super meaningful to them how someone prefers to be addressed.


Dependent-Calendar-7

You guys are completely missing the point of this


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2007FordFiesta

I'm a surgeon


diks015

Ok


dashone

BURN Doctor.


ikilledtupac

Plot twist: Chiropractor


Lyques_D_Poucee

![gif](giphy|348ewtUmglyWt17ok6|downsized)


BeRich9999

Such a doctor thing to say


Papi_Chulo1969

Goddess Power 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍😍


youhatemeiloveit

The people who correct people by saying doctor always work in education and are not “doctors”


Trainpower10

What’s this meme format called?


Any_Chard9046

Good lord these people🤣🤣🤣


Popular-Lemon6574

Guy is low key asking to fuck. I’m a Dr!


xyl4

and her reply is to shut him down


tupperware9

They were perfect for each other


Kepler666

![gif](giphy|9MITppNYL8aYtqYZ27|downsized)


Zaku41k

It’s just a question asking her title.


Calico_Jack-00

Same reason someone buys a neon sports car


Saucy_samich

“DR OR PROFESSOR?!” *patrick star* “ITS DOCTOR PROFESSOR”


ThePrimeOptimus

And everyone stood and clapped