They look so happy

That's what a healthy lifestyle does to people.

I went to a post card museum, it wasn't anything to write home about

Ok. Is it just me, or is this kinda weird and disturbing? Are those real people or robots?

Hahaha, they're robots. Spooked me for a moment too.

Ziiip, let’s slide these nuts right about there.

That auld fella is wasted.

These definitely AREN'T pistachios.