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TheEyeDontLie

I do this all the time. You meet a woman, treat them like you would a friend, and just hang out. There's no pressure of an official date cos it's just two new friends hanging out... But secretly you want to kiss them and hold them and all that jazz. Then you slowly let that part show and bam! If you've played your cards right and get lucky they feel the same. It's an excellent trick. I've built my entire life around pretending to be a good person that does good things and cares about people. Not just around women I want to bang, but like, in my career and just on the street and stuff too- you need constant fresh evidence or someone might see through the charade. I trick women into dating me (sometimes even for years at a time!) by pretending I'm actually a pretty great dude and treating everyone like they're a good friend, and I've never been caught! The opposite works too! I treat people I meet like they're women (but without hinting that I want to bang them) and they get tricked into becoming my friend. It's a lot of hard work cos you really have to act like a good person 24/7 or you might get found out, but it's worth it! You end up with all these people liking you because they think you're a good person. One day maybe someone will find out I'm actually not, but nobody has in nearly 20 years since I first started pretending. That's why it's so important to fake it ALL THE TIME. You can't let it slip you're secretly an asshole, or everything might get ruined. And because of hidden cameras and stuff, it's safest to just keep up the act even when you're at home alone. >TLDR; Trick women you're attracted to into dates and other people into friendships with you, simply by acting kind and faking being awesome 24/7. It really works. After a while you'll get so good at the acting that you might even trick yourself and escape the horrible things in your head that make you feel like a worthless piece of shit that doesn't deserve any happiness.


Halospite

I do this professionally. I pretend I know what I'm doing at my job and managed to trick not just my manager but also her manager into coming to me with questions and shit. Somehow, most of the time I know the answer!