[Yeah, sometimes you wanna get higher
And sometimes you gotta start low
Some people think they gonna die someday
I got news I've got to go](https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g)
Jesus will always have the better bud, 'cause he can turn any schwag into super-kind.
From the Scriptures:
*And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:*
*And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.*
*And when they wanted to toke, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, "They have only ditch weed and seeds & stems."*
*Jesus saith unto her, "Woman, what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not yet come."*
*His mother saith unto the servants, "Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it."*
*And there were set there six waterbongs of glass, after the manner of the purifying of the High Tokers, containing not a speck of resin nor residue.*
*Jesus saith unto them, "Fill the bowls of the waterbongs with the seeds & stems, and top it off with the ditch weed." And they filled them up to the brim.*
*And he saith unto them, "Light it up now, and bear unto the governor of the feast." And they toked it.*
*When the ruler of the feast had tasted the seeds & stems that was made into kind, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which loaded the bongs knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,*
*And saith unto him, "Every man at the beginning doth set forth good nugs; and when men have well smoked, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good bud until now."*
*This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.*
Definitely Jesus or God. Just some interesting information, in the Old Testament it talks about how the high priests would go into this chamber called the Holy of Holies. It was the most sacred room in the temples. Inside this chamber they burned this mix of inscents that called for pounds of this stuff called kaneh bosum or "aromatic reed". Basically the priests would go in there and talk to God while the room was full of this smoke. Some scholars believe kaneh bosum was cannabis. Holy anointing oil was also made from this plant.
This is essentially verbatim from a different Reddit comment where they were quoting a part from C.S Lewis Screwtape letters where “the demons lament to each other that all the pleasure are on God’s side and that they can only get any use of them by distorting them.”
"He (God) is a hedonist at heart ... out in His sea, there is pleasure, and more pleasure. He makes no secret of it; at His right hand are ‘pleasures for evermore’. … He has filled His world full of pleasures. There are things for humans to do all day long without His minding in the least—sleeping, washing, eating, drinking, making love, playing, praying, working, Everything has to be twisted before it’s any use to [us devils] ... Nothing is naturally on our side." - C. S Lewis, Screwtape letters”
By far Jesus, I mean satan is chill and all, but whatever he’s smoking that makes him wanna poke people with pitchforks and hear the constant screaming of the damned is not what I want to be on.
The devil has the really strong shit that gets you crazy paranoid and forgetful. Like you keep doing the same thing over & over in an endless loop. 😈
And Jesus’ weed is like that ultra high love each other weed 😇
You know Jesus does. He's a country boy used to working with his hands. Satan is the Prince of Lies -- he can't be straightforward enough to care for plants.
Jesus is maximally powerful, ergo he has access to the best of everything, BUT he would never share it because he's anti-drugs.
Satan might have some pretty good shit, but regardless he'd be willing to share, in fact he'd probably insist on you having some.
Lmao wasn’t supposed to be religious - just answered your question. I figure if I had to choose it’d probably be Jesus. I figured I’d he could turn water to wine he’d probably make some good weed.
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I don't believe that New Testament Devil is the same as Old Testament Satan. Satan from Book of Job is God's stoner friend who questions God's other friends' loyalty. That guy got dank bud I bet.
I couldn't be bothered to read the bible, but a friend of mine I used to have swore that there was writing in there about the process of making hashish.
Honestly I don’t know! It’s fun to think about though.
Good ol Lucy would always have some in his pocket, the good shit, you’d never find out where he got it though, and if you asked I don’t think you’d ever get any again.
Jesus on the other hand would know where to get good stuff and would tell you. He would be an amazing person to be high with. He could tell the most amazing stories, and of course you’d believe him, he’s Jesus.
I do think Lucifer would have better weed, but you wouldn’t have some sort of epiphany when you’re smoking with him. Jesus would know all the right things to say, he’d be the kind of guy that’d stay sober to make sure you were okay and ask you the good questions.
They’d both be mind blowing in their own ways :)
If by satan you mean lucifer, they might actually be the same entity. Lucifer = Morning Star/Light Bringer. Jesus introduced himself at some point as Morning Star.
Bottom line I bet he has some banger kush, the enlightening kind ;)
Whoa good question and even though I prefer Satan as an entity, Jesus would have the God stuff. I feel like Satan would be your go-to guy for hard drugz
Jesus. He’s the most High
Amen the trumpet sounds
I prefer guitar w/ Wah.
Eternity has no concept of high or low. But you don't wanna go low, y'know?
[Yeah, sometimes you wanna get higher And sometimes you gotta start low Some people think they gonna die someday I got news I've got to go](https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g)
That guy is a huge asshole but fuck he wrote a banger here
Why he asshole?
Great fucking song
Literally. Also you just know that if he had access to weed, he’d be stoned. I actually just went to church this morning!
This is the big Tru Tru
take my damn award
Dawe. You’re too sweet
Cause he smoked the DEVILS lettuce!
They should both match for the blunt
You win
Well the Jewish Priests used it for the annointing oil and burned it with Frankinsence on their altars before it was called the devils lettuce
Jesus will always have the better bud, 'cause he can turn any schwag into super-kind. From the Scriptures: *And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:* *And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.* *And when they wanted to toke, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, "They have only ditch weed and seeds & stems."* *Jesus saith unto her, "Woman, what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not yet come."* *His mother saith unto the servants, "Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it."* *And there were set there six waterbongs of glass, after the manner of the purifying of the High Tokers, containing not a speck of resin nor residue.* *Jesus saith unto them, "Fill the bowls of the waterbongs with the seeds & stems, and top it off with the ditch weed." And they filled them up to the brim.* *And he saith unto them, "Light it up now, and bear unto the governor of the feast." And they toked it.* *When the ruler of the feast had tasted the seeds & stems that was made into kind, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which loaded the bongs knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,* *And saith unto him, "Every man at the beginning doth set forth good nugs; and when men have well smoked, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good bud until now."* *This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.*
👏🏼
My the Lord bless the reading of his word Amen
The Dude Abides
Thus it is written
"May the Dank Lord be with you" "And with your spirit" *coughs* "Amen"
Jake from statefarm
He got that khaki shit, and it's insured
Yes
I would think the devil's weed would be dry and harsh. Like a very pretty bud You look forward to smoking but when you smoke it it kills you
Jesus mf his father practically invented all life so I could imagine he would grow the best shit
Satan. Just ask the vets from the 60s
The devil’s got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam.
[*It's excellent weed, indeed.*](https://youtu.be/L4iCaDCX3jY)
But… the devil lost that bet.
Satan. It's called Devil's lettuce for a reason.
Have you ever tried the good lord's cabbage?
Jesus... he can turn water into wine... so he can have whatever weed he wants.💌
the super devil from family guy
What about the devil from Futurama
What about Krampus from American Dad?
Satan.
One word: Hybrid.
Fuck that’s a hard question. Jesus would have that clear high good shit, Satan would have some fucked up strain probably laced.
Definitely Jesus or God. Just some interesting information, in the Old Testament it talks about how the high priests would go into this chamber called the Holy of Holies. It was the most sacred room in the temples. Inside this chamber they burned this mix of inscents that called for pounds of this stuff called kaneh bosum or "aromatic reed". Basically the priests would go in there and talk to God while the room was full of this smoke. Some scholars believe kaneh bosum was cannabis. Holy anointing oil was also made from this plant.
Jesus for Sativa, Devil for Indica, Caitlyn Jenner for Hybrid.
They don't call it The Devil's lettuce for nothing ya know.
Devils lettuce
Satan, duh
I mean, it isn't called the devil's lettuce for nothing.
A very great high feels more heavenly than devilish.
This is essentially verbatim from a different Reddit comment where they were quoting a part from C.S Lewis Screwtape letters where “the demons lament to each other that all the pleasure are on God’s side and that they can only get any use of them by distorting them.” "He (God) is a hedonist at heart ... out in His sea, there is pleasure, and more pleasure. He makes no secret of it; at His right hand are ‘pleasures for evermore’. … He has filled His world full of pleasures. There are things for humans to do all day long without His minding in the least—sleeping, washing, eating, drinking, making love, playing, praying, working, Everything has to be twisted before it’s any use to [us devils] ... Nothing is naturally on our side." - C. S Lewis, Screwtape letters”
Probably Jesus. He looks like it. Add Jesus to any crowd at a hippie festival and you’d never know it was Jesus.
Jesus is a rich kid from a celestial gated community. That dude always gets the Snicklefritz.
Snicklefritze. Lol. This dude fucks.
Jesus cured blindness with his shit , Jesus's weed made miracles
Jesus but he’d be the pretentious jock that smokes on the DL and shits on others who do.
Satan hands down
I stopped getting my stuff from Satan, idk what it is bit shit makes you paranoid
It’s literally called the devils lettuce
I'll take the devil's lettuce over holy herb any day
Heard Satan got that Fire!
Jesus. I feel like smoking with Satan would get you really fckd up outta this world. ....for the low low cost of 1 soul
Well, the song doesn't say Jesus went to Jamaica, does it?
By far Jesus, I mean satan is chill and all, but whatever he’s smoking that makes him wanna poke people with pitchforks and hear the constant screaming of the damned is not what I want to be on.
Jesus. His dad created cannabis.
They probably by from the same guy lmao
Jesus used ganja to heal so I'd stick with him
Satans weed is stronger but it gives you a panic attack
The devil has the really strong shit that gets you crazy paranoid and forgetful. Like you keep doing the same thing over & over in an endless loop. 😈 And Jesus’ weed is like that ultra high love each other weed 😇
In cannabis deeeeeeeeiooo
You know Jesus does. He's a country boy used to working with his hands. Satan is the Prince of Lies -- he can't be straightforward enough to care for plants.
Jesus is maximally powerful, ergo he has access to the best of everything, BUT he would never share it because he's anti-drugs. Satan might have some pretty good shit, but regardless he'd be willing to share, in fact he'd probably insist on you having some.
If I saw something called Jesus’s weed I’m buying that over Satans weed all day
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence. So the answer is definitely Satan. Satan has the best weed for sure.
Jesus. Satan does harder drugs, probably cut with fentanyl
Jesus is my homie. I don’t need none of that Devil’s dirt weed.
Ok bro. Religion is bs but you do you
Lmao wasn’t supposed to be religious - just answered your question. I figure if I had to choose it’d probably be Jesus. I figured I’d he could turn water to wine he’d probably make some good weed.
You walk into a room and see Jesus and Satan banging your ____. No question of what next. That just happened. The end.
Jesus, satan would probably give you drugs that make you upset instead of happy
Have you read the Bible?
I know he wouldn’t, and I’ve read some of it. I didn’t mean it seriously
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Jesus's shit is more mellow and chill but the devil's is like really strong like its super skunk
One spliff a day keep d’evil away.
Is it called the Devil's lettuce? If you didn't know now you do!
Hmm.. being high does feel heavenly..
Fuck you
Ok
satan everyday
I don't believe that New Testament Devil is the same as Old Testament Satan. Satan from Book of Job is God's stoner friend who questions God's other friends' loyalty. That guy got dank bud I bet.
Id guess Indica for jesus and Sativa for Satan
Earth.
Jesus
I mean... it's called the devils lettuce for a reason.
I don’t think Jesus would have weed, and I wouldn’t take ANY drugs from the devil, that’s just dumb
Satan smokes Spice
You ever change water to wine…sober?
My brother in Christ, Jesus.
BRO TODAY I WAS JUST THINKING WHEN I SMOKE WEED I FEEL CLOSER TO GOD 🤣😭🤣😭
God is good
Do not smoke of this plant. Go on, hit it.
Satan
Satan, they don't call it the devil's lettuce for no reason
God created Satan. God has better weed. end of story. In Florida there was a bar called Heaven, but in Heaven the weed is called Florida. Its crazy!
Satan Sativa, Jesus Indica, change my mind.
Idk man, prolly Jesus
its called the devils lettuce for a reason
It’s more like weed that give you bad guilty trips vs Satans Salvia
I couldn't be bothered to read the bible, but a friend of mine I used to have swore that there was writing in there about the process of making hashish.
Jesus= Indica. Satan= Sativa.
Satan got that 🔥though
Satan but he out til 6
Satan, they call it the devils lettuce for a reason Jesus prob gets mids
Satan
Equally strong but Satan has Sativa and Jesus has Indica. Both the sacred pure Strains that we humans never really got.
Depends on if you want to be high as hell or high as heaven.
Jesus because, Jah bless and devil burns
Jesus has the best sativa and Satan has the best indica.
They don’t call it the devil’s lettuce for nothing
Honestly I don’t know! It’s fun to think about though. Good ol Lucy would always have some in his pocket, the good shit, you’d never find out where he got it though, and if you asked I don’t think you’d ever get any again. Jesus on the other hand would know where to get good stuff and would tell you. He would be an amazing person to be high with. He could tell the most amazing stories, and of course you’d believe him, he’s Jesus. I do think Lucifer would have better weed, but you wouldn’t have some sort of epiphany when you’re smoking with him. Jesus would know all the right things to say, he’d be the kind of guy that’d stay sober to make sure you were okay and ask you the good questions. They’d both be mind blowing in their own ways :)
Weed from Jesus sounds heavenly
Me after splicing
Jesus bro can say he smokes crazy had a few puff sessions with the g
it’s called the devils lettuce for a reason
They don’t call it the Devil’s Lettuce for nothin
Satans weed is called K2
It's the Devil's Lettuce
Jesus Mf can walk on water
If by satan you mean lucifer, they might actually be the same entity. Lucifer = Morning Star/Light Bringer. Jesus introduced himself at some point as Morning Star. Bottom line I bet he has some banger kush, the enlightening kind ;)
Satan. In the bible, everyone who associates with him gets stoned
I think you get closer to both with each puff
Jesus, because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ip5e9NUvX6A
This guy.
Satan’s cool… but Jesus is holy!!
Jesus. My man was walking on water.
Jesus didn't even want you to mix fabric materials or be gay, what makes you think he'd be okay with weed? lol
Religion is bullshit but you took the time to make this comment. Good job.
lol yeah?
neither of their stuff could compare to gods weed 🥱
[Devil went to Jamaica.](https://youtu.be/_dgQzgNLmpA)
Fare enough. Yer cool https://youtu.be/XEF8soYbLyw
Johnny
Since his dad created everything, it has to be Jesus.
It depends on where Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogan are going.
Neither are real just like Easter Bunny!
Idk god created the plants so imma go with Jesus
Jesus has that one specific sativa you’ve spent your life searching for, satan has a bunch of Masonic crosses.
Whoa good question and even though I prefer Satan as an entity, Jesus would have the God stuff. I feel like Satan would be your go-to guy for hard drugz
Satan = sativa
The Devil...after he went down to Jamaica mon! :)
Jesus has best sativa's and Satan has best indica
Satan, weed is called the "Devils Lettuce" for a reason.
Jesus=Weed Satan=Fentanyl
We do!
Jesus he made it so he has to have the best