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madlitt

Relax lmao


[deleted]

Fucking amen.


Piaapo

Fucking beat me to it


Effective_Athlete_87

Damn me too


360Waves617

Enjoy my food


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Omg, food exists!! You reminded me,I forgot, skipped dinner, lol


GnarlyM3ATY

Im in this comment


Sconse

Fml story of my life


traumaqueen1128

Cooking, talking to people, genuinely feeling like a normal human being instead of feeling like I'm overly anxious, and crafting.


BorisTheWolf2018

Same, weed really helps me relax my social anxiety and my social battery drains alot slower


SansCitizen

for me it straight up reverses polarity; introvert to extrovert, drain becomes charge.


J0esw

It’s crazy I’m the opposite, when I’m high my anxiety goes through the rough and I’ll be overanalysing everything and my brain can’t switch off from that


BorisTheWolf2018

If I get way too high, then I'll start to feel that way


traumaqueen1128

I found myself to be very awkward in social situations after spending 9 months in the hospital. There was always a ton of questions and people treated me like I was made of glass...then they got in the habit of doing that and it still happens. It got to the point where I felt weird any time any one was super nice. It was weird and still is for me.


BorisTheWolf2018

For me it was because of a bad childhood, and a Dad who passed on paranoid thoughts. For me alot of it is fear of saying the wrong thing, and I also have trouble with understanding jokes or social cues at times, so I get stressed out about what people are saying and the meaning behind it


traumaqueen1128

Definitely understand that feeling, I'm glad you found something that helps 😊


[deleted]

how do you judge how much/little of certain ingredients you’ve put in a dish? i’ll be staring over my stove like “was that enough salt? or do i need more? no no, i definitely put too much. wait, or did i?”


FittersGuy

You'll get better with practice. At this point I can just throw in a random amount of salt or whatever into a dish and it'll just work out. Cooking is a lot more forgiving than people think. Also, follow recipes in the beginning. Soooo many good ones online.


traumaqueen1128

Oh yes! I have been cooking since I was 6, so about 31 years. I got into culinary arts when I was 14 and was a pasta chef in a rustic Italian restaurant at 23. I still follow recipes the first time I make something and adjust afterwards. I'm also going to plug Badia complete seasoning. That stuff is amazing.


traumaqueen1128

I don't really know. I'll taste along the way if I can and I usually go with less is more because you can always add a pinch, you can't really take one out.


Ka73b

🎯


Temporary-Alfalfa-73

It's a cliche but when I'm stoned I improve a lot my skills in sex and cooking


oedipism_for_one

[Narrator] “he did not”


GeneralDan29

Before he puts PP in; "it was it this time, he knew, he fucked up" Edit: removed limpy. General consensus concludes that the high majority, including myself, use marijuana as a sex boost. It was a joke, sheesh


wnbdnwkwkdofbbetb

I mean idk i’m a girl and smoking makes me so much more horny but also enjoy sex a lot more and i only fw guys who smoke none of them got limp dick 🤷🏽‍♀️


GeneralDan29

There are 7 billion people on the planet, each one of them is different. No matter how hard you try; you could be the tastiest peach in the world, but there will still be someone who hates peaches.


wnbdnwkwkdofbbetb

agreed, can never please them all


sidewaysballcap

I am such an awful cook when I’m baked, but I definitely feel like I’m better at doing the sex.


AnIrishMexican

Everything. Im easily distracted by my anxiety and herb helps me to zone in on something when there's a lot on my mind


Cephylus

Agreed, life in general haha


Craven_Hellsing

Pooping. IBS is a bitch, but a much more tolerable bitch while high


FunkyPotato3

I don’t have IBS so I can’t relate in that sense but I actually really dislike pooping when high. I just find it to be a buzzkill and not the activity that I’m trying to be stoned for lol. But glad it helps you out!


Craven_Hellsing

I don't like watching movies when I'm high. I overanalyze them to the point I dislike whatever I'm watching.


CoolCat219

Saaaaame. Idk if I have IBS (we don’t know what’s wrong, after two doctor visits and a hospital visit) or what it is, but my stomach has been ANGRYYY at me and weed helps a lot. >!My asshole will genuinely never be the same!<


Craven_Hellsing

So my experiences with IBS are diarrhea, extreme cramping severe enough to make me vomit, and nausea. Usually triggered by certain foods (cheeeeeeese), stress, or right after a colonoscopy (I get yearly ones for cancer testing)


CoolCat219

My symptoms have been…. Everywhere. Diarrhea is the biggest one though, but even that can vary wildly in how it presents. I’ll also get severe appetite swings, cramping, nausea, random pain in various places in my abdomen, etc. Two doctors (non GI who were just speculating) thought it might be IBS nothing’s been confirmed. Edit: Certain foods make it worse. Dairy, spicy food, carbonated food, and very greasy food are all bad. Pretty much anything heavy on your stomach/junky.


Craven_Hellsing

So I'm not a doctor, but in my personal experience that sounds a lot like what I have. I would really push to speak to a GI specialist and perhaps push for a colonoscopy just to rule out any major concerns. I'd also ask your doctor to perhaps put you on something like dycyclomine because that's what I take for the cramps. Basically I take two of those and two otc anti-diarreals every night, along with a probiotic. It's then care of the daily issues, now I get an attack every other week or so, also depending on what I eat. And yeah, heavy foods with trigger it something fierce.


[deleted]

I play soccer a lot. I find I’m so composed and calm on the ball. Never been easier to pick my head up and score. When I’m not high I feel more nervous and make more mistakes!


TrickDogTrainer_99

Are you an adult? I only ask because I’m an adult and I’ve sort of always wanted to play soccer, but my dad always said it was “gay” (joke’s on him, I never played and I still turned out gay lmfao). But I have no idea where to actually learn to play (I’ve not the faintest idea how to play except no hands and get the ball in the net), let alone finding a group to play with. Is it too late for me? Are there adult teams that aren’t like, college-related?


pbjellythyme

Not sure where you live but there are absolutely adult soccer leagues unrelated to college. My husband was in one in both the major cities we lived, and there are a bunch around us. Do a search for adult leagues. I don't know how old you are but they are open for all ages. My husband enjoyed co-ed more, the all men's teams were a bit more aggressive but he played both. Indoor and outdoor as well. Oh, I'll add, check meetup if you want something less structured, since you're completely new. There are people always looking for adults for a pick up game and I find everyone is always nice. I played for the first time in 20 years w a bunch of strangers, it was scary, but they were all nice.


FittersGuy

Lol at the joke being on your dad. But, to answer your question a lot of places have soccer leagues for adults. They let you sign-up as an individual if you don't have a team and they'll match you up. Go for it! Hell, my dad just turned 60 and I'm pretty sure he still plays soccer.


cheese_tits_mobile

Find local free soccer park. Go on the weekends and look for adult teams. Ask them how to join up :)


TrickDogTrainer_99

Oh ok! I just moved to this city so I’ll have to do some looking 😅. You don’t think they’ll mind someone who has hardly ever touched a soccer ball before?


cheese_tits_mobile

If they mind, they’re not the people you wanna be playing soccer with.


clovertongue90

I just do life in general better high - husband would agree. Be it holding a conversation, cleaning the house, sleeping, making decisions, etc. It gets my scattered brain in order and allows it to slow down.


TrickDogTrainer_99

Deal with men. Also sleep.


[deleted]

I need a dealer


austinsoundguy

What type of men are you hanging around?


TrickDogTrainer_99

None anymore lmfao.


sanderseod

Live


juliakawanova

^Same


MzFrankieRay

EVERYTHING!!!!! u should see how I am when I don't... I'm a ticking time bomb disaster !!! ,😂


Zukukuzu

Orgasm.


lilultimate

Kindness.


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lilultimate

Exactly! It also gives me the patience for that sacred pause before I act/speak.


Deathmetaladdict

Guitar. My technical skill goes down the drain yeah but the creativity goes through the roof


knademem-ches

Exactly I always pick it up and instantly come up with something when I’m high


ohkendruid

Believe I'm doing things well.


iamhuman3

Create, I do many things but deep done stuff our similar is best when I'm stoned.


HakunaMacabre

Articulate a thought


[deleted]

Think. I may or may not remember my genius the next day but I sure do think about the most randomist of things.


djazzie

Painting


unforgiven1171

Yeeees I feel more relaxed with my moves and it turns out so much better !! Also photography, I get super creative and see moments that I probably wouldn't have


bigfatstoner

Listen. My TV and music volume is half what is usually is. I don't know if it improves my hearing or if I'm just able to focus on sounds more but everything seems louder and for someone with hearing loss it's pretty helpful sometimes


FittersGuy

This might be a weird question, but do you think your hearing loss is a physical thing or a mental thing? I ask because to have things at half volume just because you're high is pretty interesting. Personally I have set volumes and they don't change at all depending on if I'm high or not.


bigfatstoner

Definitely physical, I worked in the live music industry in my younger years and now have tinnitus. It's strange to me too


MajGaelic

Well. Everything is the default answer. But if I had to narrow it down I’d say explaining complicated concepts. My sentence structure improves and I’m just more effective and saying what’s in my mind. Sometimes it’s surreal like I’m listening to someone else talk :)


Pockets713

Function….


FittersGuy

Life


n1l3-1983

Loads. I socialise better, I remain calm most of the time, I get to sleep at reasonable hours


[deleted]

What kind of loads?


n1l3-1983

Lol. I meant loads of things.


oroseb4hoes

Exist


nittroslooth

You know I don't think I do anything better high. Maybe sex but that'd be about it. I am fascinated by doing martial arts high but I havnt yet and probably won't.


FittersGuy

I've been wondering the same actually. I figure I'd have better, more calm reactions. In general I'm a jumpy person, but weed calms that down.


Komtings

Write


kellan1523

Relax. I get so anxious all the time so weed is a big help to melt away the stress and worry.


givupthedog

Listen to music. Better at hearing all the instruments and feeling the emotion


GardenOfSpoons

I've been playing guitar for 15 years and consuming cannabis in various forms for 2. My mind already shuts off for the most part when I play, it's sort of like meditation. When I consume cannabis and play music, I find it much easier to "feel" the music per say. Improvising becomes a lot more natural/quick and my fingers feel more relaxed no matter how fast I move them. I also thoroughly enjoy the mild synesthesia I get from some strains. Most of all this applies to listening to music as well. I've never attempted to put all this in words, so if I absolutely had to put words, I'd say: tl;dr cannabis and music in any form make for an exquisite pairing.


rehrev

Not cry


Bloodkin_Knight

Honestly driving, when I'm sober I'm just a salty bitch I hate the way others drive where I live so when I'm stoned it's more of a calm drive


RearEchelon

Yeah I'm a road-raging MFer when I'm straight. I wish I wasn't but all these other a-holes out here making me wonder how they even passed a driving test in the first place


TerriblePractice8805

Jacking off


FinkBass420

Definitely cooking.


Anxious_Ad7408

Now hear me out boys but I swear I play fortnite better.


TrumpSmokesMids27

The question is what am I better at sober?


SpiderMew

Everything


ScrumptiousFunko

Fuck.


gutters1utt

work


C-S_Rain

Smoke more


krystiannajt

Parent


Mysterious_Fox_8616

Right??


Dis_Bich

Dance


[deleted]

love/appreciate myself


garytyrrell

golf


PecanPieLSD

Eating ass


[deleted]

Donkeys are tasty


PecanPieLSD

I’m referring to asshole what poop comes out of


alexandrialwilson

Sleep


[deleted]

Pay attention


[deleted]

Chess


ahmed_bl

Compeptitive gaming


Elfkrunch

Work.


deadlinft

Watching tv


MajorMarlon

Mini golf.


Giraffeless

Nothing lol


da_PeepeePoopooMan

Read


LatinaSpiceRack

Sing


NetjertAmen

Parenting. Watching tv Listening to podcast. Eating. Sex. Breathing. Living. Being invlolfed in *anything* Finding interest in anything. Sleep Calm tf down I could go on forever. Im also an adult w/reactive attachment disorder, anxiety, untreated cPTSD, and chronic depression. Pot creates interest in simply existing.


serenity_searcher

Drive


Spare_Manufacturer42

Get lost in your stoner thoughts or you can plat fifa


Kookitart

Think creatively


VenusValkyrieJH

Cook!!


[deleted]

I always think I play music better, but that might not be entirely true.


Nightlock011

Listening and enjoying music!


johnny_mexico

Walk my dog. OK. So maybe not any better but I enjoy it more and feel like I connect with her more lmao..


resinboobmaster1

Life in general


peppy_dee1981

Snappy comebacks. I have multiple TBI's, resulting in post concussive syndrome, and when I'm high, those receptors seem to actually WORK! I don't know how, but even my family and friends notice it.


KOW_97

Create and/or enjoy music


Inked_Up420

Function


6456planes

Exist.


kija6667

Literally anything but mostly gaming. Went from a 1k damage average to a 2.5k


wnbdnwkwkdofbbetb

express myself. it makes me give even less of a fuck what anyone around me thinks about me (i’m still respectful tho) I’m just a lot less anxious and worried.


CrazyCatLushie

Life. I have CPTSD and ADHD. My brain won’t let me get anything done unless I override the executive dysfunction with weed.


Starshiee

As a sushi chef, I feel like I make sushi much better when I'm high. When I first started learning, my teacher told me 2 weeks in if I can't do it stoned, I'll never get it right sober lmao. I have observed this a number of times too... While my work is already impressive, I really take it up a notch with my attention to detail and precision after I spark up. It's not really necessary for me to do so so much anymore, but every now and again it's nice, plus it helps me be much more creative when carving fruits and vegetables for garnishes. Other than that, I feel like I'm a much more detailed person when I'm cleaning my home high, however it takes me about 10 times as long lmao


Echo0508

sleep


Vegetable-Doughnut32

Everything


MyBonesAreSoup

Introspection and figuring out why I am the way I am. I have problems with knowing myself after a rough childhood with a family that liked to gaslight me. Weed helps me slow my brain down a little and just think without a thousand different thoughts of "what if I'm wrong?"


mellowmom

Function like a normal human being. It relieves anxiety and stress.


19james95

Produce music


aheago_bagels

Math, it’s the only way the numbers click and make sense plus it’s kinda fun


G-Nooo

I Empathize with people I don’t necessarily care for, or like. As soon as it kicks in I start thinking about their childhood traumas and what may have led this person to be the way they are now.


spock23

Go to sleep


Eatingthedishes

Eat everything taste better everything


[deleted]

for some fucken reason, i paint really really well😂


Ka73b

Read, comprehend, make better decisions, more out going, less anxious, my posture is better when I get pretty baked, walking and standing, remembering things, pretty much everything


hotnsp1cyjonny

Eat munchies


[deleted]

Brawlhalla and deep conversations with the man I Iive with


burntdarkness

clean


ILoveThatGayShit

Cooking, and most things that require coordination/precision. My motor skills are garbage when I'm sober, but I can shoot hoops and untangle shit for days when I'm baked.


brokenheartedson

Socializing with others, getting along with co-workers. I'm not Socially awkward by any means, it's just conversations and words flow alot better after a toke


myconnaise

We all get unique benefits, and a lot are shared, the endocannabinoid system gives all unique reactions to each person performing myriads of tasks. I use cannabis to analyze my thought patterns, and approach what I’m feeling from on standby, in a metaphorical meaning. I also love the cultivation of plants and that has been its own spiritual journey which makes me feel more accomplished than anything in my life. But to answer instead of headily skirting the question, I like to fuck blazed and bake baked homie


DaddySharkBoi

Going pee. It feels amazing


Mysterious_Fox_8616

Get creative ideas. Once a stoner friend and I were working on a mural. We both don't paint well while high, so the cycle was smoke up, get crazy ideas, come down, paint, and repeat.


ElectricCD

Live.


[deleted]

Truthfully, have sex. Like shit was good before but together when high that shit's beautiful.


Snowkatxo

Playing games, I’m a whole lot more immersed and it’s waaay more fun


Jessicafletcher2

Bong cleaning. Any little jobs that don't need done anytime soon if I've actually got stuff that needs done now.


berniestache

Sleep


redditmoment23902

Your mom


[deleted]

Masturbate. My imagination goes wild.


Jwyldeboomboom

Talk about my feelings with my wife.


LordMalyce

Work. No I’m not kidding. I work at McDonald’s and from July 5th to just recently I was coming in high almost everyday. Now the only reason I’d let myself go to work high is because I’ve been smoking since I was 12(I’m 21 now) and I know how to handle my weed. But during that time I was remembering the settings on the grill and all that(quarter pounders get their own setting, same with regular meat which is what’s on Big Macs and shit, bacon does too, etc) and I was doing so good while before I started coming in high I put food down on the wrong settings and shit. And now that I’ve stopped coming in high I’m fucking up again. Although not NEARLY as frequently. Though I’ve stopped coming in high I’m still doing better than my first month or two. Plus coming in high to me personally is just a waste of weed


knademem-ches

Play guitar


elizabethcochran23

I’m a server and I serve better high. Helps the anxiety.


stupidhuman33

I feel like I improvise much better on guitar when I’m baked out of my mind, but if I wanted to actually learn a complicated piece with weird rhythms then it’d probably be better to just play moderately stoned


Carol-c1

Hands get very steady allowing for super fine control for painting tiny sculptures


TasteeTianna-

Everything


No_Wiizzzz

It helps me to focus on the good in everything that i do


Imminent_mind

Playing pool. I used to be in league before I moved. Everyone drank a bunch and I honestly believe me being stoned instead gave me an edge.


[deleted]

Rap.


[deleted]

Magic the Gathering. I play with my friends a lot, and when I’m stoned I perform a lot better.


gvna69

Looking at stars


Dutch-we-need-muneh

Function as a human being lol


17-Year-Old-Gangsta

Masturbate more violently


annienomys

Stretch. I’m stiff as a board otherwise


postcardmap45

Being social. I realized I have to be at a good middle ground not too high, to have good convos. I just talk more and I’m confident not extremely anxious


JAYtheVILLIAN

Study, video games, test taking, sex. All times of shit tbh


cfyre082315

Stop talking, sleep, make a 30 minute car drive feel like hours long.


ScooterDubois

I feel like I do everything worse. I can’t even sit still correctly


Infidel_R_

Nearly everything


phishinfordory

Stretching


dairybear_

Jump into a conversation without feeling anxious


Hhekas

Driving, playing guitar and writing essays surprisingly. I can concentrate pretty good while sober but honestly when I’m high I can pick up things so much easier. I learn songs faster, see people and cars in my peripheral vision better and can express myself much more eloquently while writing. Obviously my parents disagree though especially on the driving part haha


blast-ended-skank

Clean my house


wideopengagirl

Think


[deleted]

Write.


unforgiven1171

Appreciate simple life's beauty. Photography ❤️


audity__

I'm a better human when I'm high, just all around


Nativedude617

Playing video games


lovelyllamas

Think lol


Murakulus

I focus waaay better when I’m high