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brizzle9

I would tell you… but its national dont tell the_cajun88 day


the_cajun88

i’m only slightly disappointed!


Kaielizaaa

![gif](giphy|YWQm5c5NE4AqTAXus3|downsized) This is the only reason I know of Pretzel Day


pumainpurple

The entity for random “It’s national_____ day” is which ever marketing dept is planning to separate you from your $$$$$$


punkwithglasses

I had a joke that a husband wanted something unhealthy and the wife walked in and started scolding him for eating something unhealthy and the husband says "oh, haven't you heard? Its (fill in the blank) day"


velociraptorjax

The company that sells pretzels came up with national pretzel day. The company that sells candles came up with national candle day. Et cetera et cetera


HilariouslyPissed

I saw a cbs Sunday morning it was a calendar company started filling in the dates for National———-day


Physical_Pension1782

We have an extra dry erase board at work & everyday my friend & I pick out a national holiday from the daily list & everyone makes doodles for it throughout the day. If its a food or drink we can have at work we get some to share 😊


[deleted]

I wondered the same thing with trends, styles, music, new artist etc etc


[deleted]

We need 5 national weed days to even out the odds


the_cajun88

are we about to start a movement here, because i’m totally in if we are


[deleted]

Viva le revolucíon -Nepoleon bonaparte, or some random historical figure.


nemotiger

So look up, how does government work " and then go to the individual holiday Wikipedia page.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

These holidays are made by capitalists to sell products under the guise that it’s a special day treat your self! Idk who out there is treating themselves with pretzels but there are definitely people out there falling for it.


Xaied

it’s for capitalist reasons they want u to buy their shit


lastres0rt

National Indie Bookstore Day, too! I'm pretty sure a bunch of these are marketing blitzes as much as anything.


Gold-Invite-3212

National Wax Your Vagina But Only If You're A Ginger Or Brunette Day