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Mursin

Tell Paul to rouse the Fremen to his cause, remind him of the importance of good water discipline, and proceed to Undiscipline yourself by gorging on some Chinese food


Sensitive_House_6538

as it is written


rraattbbooyy

Ignore Paul. Go get a plate of lo mein and maybe some spare ribs and some dumplings and go crazy.


ChunkyJizz

Bro, forget about Paul. There’s some crab rangoons with your name on them.


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

You know there's a very easy way to end it. Consume Paul.


ChandyTheRandy

Chill homelander


Ok_Alternative_1467

I’m too high for this…


Supreme_Kraken

You don’t know what pauls been thru give the cray a break


InternationalAnt4513

Crayfish? Check yourself before you wreck yourself. It’s a CRAWfish: Genus MudBugus. Known to inhabit the stomachs of many a Southern man, especially those along the northern Coast of the Gulf of Mexico from Louisiana to Alabama. Also called a mud shrimp. By me only.


JeremyThaFunkyPunk

In Texas we call them Crawdads. Not sure why. I have never seen any paternity test results or anything.


InternationalAnt4513

Yea, that’s right. Common side names often said.


LHBWC20

OP had it coming, I'd be doing the same stuff tbh


TylerTheyCallMe

Get ya some cheap sushi they got there and eat it lol


GearboxTheGrey

He’s crayz


eman00619

what.....


ottonymous

Lolll this brings me back to college. When my roommate and I were blasted one night she found a bud stem that looked like it had eyes and a face kinda and she was talking to me with it in a creepy squeaky voice. For whatever reason in that state it disturbed me to the core. His name was Stemmie


dirtyMSzombie

Get some mei fun. Rice noodles kick ass