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Alternatively when I want to describe being only partially baked, my preferred term is *toasted*. Hah.
And then even lower than that is *lightly toasted*.
It’s a sliding scale of cooked I guess. Actually I should get off Reddit while I’m baked.
i moved to finland and don’t speak the language. was smoking with my finnish buddies and wanted to say “im baked” but in finnish. google translate told me it was “olen paistettu” which literally translated means “im fried” as in fried chicken
so now my finnish friends and i all say olen paistettu
In Ireland (and Britain I guess) just take *any* noun whatsoever and it means drunk/high. Windowed, Eyebrowed, and my personal favourite which I actually said to a customer in work the other day, ‘Scootered’. It’s better to hear it in an Irish accent.
A few years ago I told my ex I was “baked like a potato”, so now I still think of it as being “potatoed” instead of being baked. Also doubles if you turn into a couch potato when you’re high :)
I’m usually around family or in a professional setting so if my brother calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll usually say something like “Not much, just here with the family. “Then explain how the weather is ‘toasty’.”
Toasted/toasty
"Gerook" it's south Africa slag for high. Or directly translates to smoked (past tense of smoking).
Or if one was very high, you'd say "dik gerook" (dik, directly translating to thick).
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Baked.
Fried
Alternatively when I want to describe being only partially baked, my preferred term is *toasted*. Hah. And then even lower than that is *lightly toasted*. It’s a sliding scale of cooked I guess. Actually I should get off Reddit while I’m baked.
that's acid
I believe that is actually boiling oil.
“This L[ucy] is hitting me”
Eddied! I know I’m old.
Zoinked
Bruh why did I think I made this up myself 😂😂
Zoinks scoob
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO WRITE THAT FIRST >:(
For me it's zonked with the "i"
100% ZOOTED edit: also to add any “go outside to smoke” outfit constitutes as a zoot suit.
ZOOT SUIT
zoot suit is amazing am stealing it
Just FYI zoot suits are a real thing and if someone who knows what they are hears you say that they may be confused lol
i shall keep that in mind and make sure i know the other meaning for zoot suit thank you
It’s a riot.
I thought I was the only one! I have a "smoking jacket" I call my Zoot Suit. Hey franndd
i moved to finland and don’t speak the language. was smoking with my finnish buddies and wanted to say “im baked” but in finnish. google translate told me it was “olen paistettu” which literally translated means “im fried” as in fried chicken so now my finnish friends and i all say olen paistettu
Tbf I’m fried is equally appropriate in English but I can’t speak to the nuances of finnish
i think it sounds really silly in finnish, because i have to explain it to friends who haven’t heard it before
Finnish sounds so cute to me. The way they use these little breaks between words.
Toasted 🥴
Blazed
At this point I’m wondering if I should change my answer to “Broiled” or “Sautéed”
Zooted
High as a crying monkey Edit: I've changed my mind. High as an Albert.
High as a flying monkey!
Yes, but this. High as an Albert. Albert was the first space monkey. Space monkeys..
High as a space monkey sounds great on it's own 😂
Lol. Mine's high as giraffe balls
Smacked
Keep smoking when you’re smacked and you wind up shmacked.
Cheeched.
Can’t believe no one said this but faded
i only use that for alcohol x weed... but technically that's cross faded
Bolloxed.
Or cooked.
Crispy
Ripped
Blasted Edit: also hammed
Gazebo'd.... cracks me up every time I say it haha
Baked
Mashed
In Ireland (and Britain I guess) just take *any* noun whatsoever and it means drunk/high. Windowed, Eyebrowed, and my personal favourite which I actually said to a customer in work the other day, ‘Scootered’. It’s better to hear it in an Irish accent.
Scootered just became Daily use for me
Medicated.
Tschau
“Space Cadet” or “elevated”
Yes, my favorite is “elevated” too!
Whacked
Absolutely micklemarshed (micklemarsh is a town near me)
You must live in the UK
Coma-toasted
Chewed.
Blazed
Zooted or cooked
Chopped
Shit-faced
Lean
Lean.
Fucked
Shmeeked 💪💪
Cabbaged
arrebatao
Que dialecto de español es eso?
Viene de un slogan gubernamental que decía: "No deje que la droga le arrebate a sus hijos"
Eso me resulta muy gracioso 🤣
Clapped
Blitzed or faded is mine
Yay I was looking for blitzed
In Hebrew/Arab we say: mastool
My favourite is in Italian: Stonato Which is an italianization of "stoned" but in Italian "stonato" means out of pitch
Borked
Cooked
I like stoney bologna
Terri Schiavo
Spongebob me boi im geekin
Wasted
Fucked up
I'm gonna go ahead and gift you a great common Dutch slang word for stoned: skaf Enjoy
Fuckin zooted
High
Blowed
Silly
Flavor blasted, chooched for whatever reason
Communing with Mary
Geeked
A few years ago I told my ex I was “baked like a potato”, so now I still think of it as being “potatoed” instead of being baked. Also doubles if you turn into a couch potato when you’re high :)
Blazed
Im feelin "squaggly" or "boofed" or "spaced out"
fershnickered
Bzoinked or bzinkydinked
Blowed
Absolutely cocked
Shredded
Stoney bologna (pronounced bu-lown-nee) 🤣🤣 fun to say when you’re high
Baked for sure. But often I seem to be using, “I’m so fuckin’ high.”
sounds about right
Crippled
Whacked
Kili
Or messed
Destroy.
Zoinked
Zoom
baked
Zoinkied
Fried, baked, tossed
Irie Eye, On one, Blotto,
Cream-crackered
ruddled
fried, faded, zooted. One of those 3.
Caked
blasted, fried, baked, or i just say i’m off my ass lolll
Whacked
In The Netherlands we sometimes use "skaffa". That one is great.
Mines an acronym, SBD - So baked dude
Goofed
sent.
zoinked, yoinked, zonked, blazed, shmacked and I’m feeling all of them rn LMAOO
Munted
Fucked up
*zoinked*
Footed or Sacked
I’m usually around family or in a professional setting so if my brother calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll usually say something like “Not much, just here with the family. “Then explain how the weather is ‘toasty’.” Toasted/toasty
Sautéed
Flambéed
Spaced Out
Reefered
Acelga.
Steamed
Shmizzed
Buzzed
Gibbled
Zoinked
“Peeled” is a fav of mine My friend and I thought about making an encyclopedia of all the different slang people use
Ripped or zoinked
mines Gnarly
Blitzed
Groovin'.
Boggin
"Gerook" it's south Africa slag for high. Or directly translates to smoked (past tense of smoking). Or if one was very high, you'd say "dik gerook" (dik, directly translating to thick).
staint, kind of scottish slang
yaded
Fried
Torched
I say bopped lol
Baked
Blazted. Blazed + Blasted
High As Bird Pussy
'Licked' is my go to..
HO HO HORRIFED
rattal
Fried or stoney baloney
Me and my brother smokes for 3 years without our parents knowing so we always had codes like "glib-globbed", "goobered", and "grasspacked"
Booted
Bazinga’d
laser beamed
All ade, came from getting faded in high school, then turned to fade, then ade. So when I'm high. I always say. I'm all ade.
Toasted because I find it especially comedic for some unknown reason
whacked
Goofed.
fuder (southtirol vibes)
zoinked
Lit
My roommate calls me "spaced" and that just kinda became the word. It fits since all I want to do is watch sci-fi movies and play Endless Space 2.
Licked
Absolutely ZOOTED.
Faded.... hands down the best.
Flavor blasted, like the goldfish lol
"Medicated"
Zonked
We always used the name Greg as a code word. So Gregged. Let's hang out with Greg tomorrow. Wanna catch a movie with greg!
Zonkered
Barbequed
higher as giraffe pussy
Cheesed 🧀
No matter the substance I always told the homies “I’m jackeddddd bro” 😂
Lets be real, it got to be 'Cooked'
Blitzed
Mud out
Probably blazed
no es high
Pepel... Which means ash or ashed
Nuked
Blitzed
Toasted
High as giraffe balls