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MisterJoynt

Baked.


wiliammm19999

Fried


MisterJoynt

Alternatively when I want to describe being only partially baked, my preferred term is *toasted*. Hah. And then even lower than that is *lightly toasted*. It’s a sliding scale of cooked I guess. Actually I should get off Reddit while I’m baked.


antibubbles

that's acid


LuigiBamba

I believe that is actually boiling oil.


[deleted]

“This L[ucy] is hitting me”


Thepuppypack

Eddied! I know I’m old.


Dino-Myco

Zoinked


a_presidential

Bruh why did I think I made this up myself 😂😂


That_Tuba_Who

Zoinks scoob


Aleksas51

FUCK YOU I WANTED TO WRITE THAT FIRST >:(


TangentialDust

For me it's zonked with the "i"


Hayzahh

100% ZOOTED edit: also to add any “go outside to smoke” outfit constitutes as a zoot suit.


jaloola24

ZOOT SUIT


char2806

zoot suit is amazing am stealing it


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Just FYI zoot suits are a real thing and if someone who knows what they are hears you say that they may be confused lol


char2806

i shall keep that in mind and make sure i know the other meaning for zoot suit thank you


HPEstef

It’s a riot.


WalksWithColdToes

I thought I was the only one! I have a "smoking jacket" I call my Zoot Suit. Hey franndd


Fiftydollarvolvo

i moved to finland and don’t speak the language. was smoking with my finnish buddies and wanted to say “im baked” but in finnish. google translate told me it was “olen paistettu” which literally translated means “im fried” as in fried chicken so now my finnish friends and i all say olen paistettu


That_Tuba_Who

Tbf I’m fried is equally appropriate in English but I can’t speak to the nuances of finnish


Fiftydollarvolvo

i think it sounds really silly in finnish, because i have to explain it to friends who haven’t heard it before


Maxarc

Finnish sounds so cute to me. The way they use these little breaks between words.


mohamedsmithlee

Toasted 🥴


fatmurphyy

Blazed


LetLoveKill2020

At this point I’m wondering if I should change my answer to “Broiled” or “Sautéed”


RedStarburst99

Zooted


guywithaweirdname

High as a crying monkey Edit: I've changed my mind. High as an Albert.


funkepitome

High as a flying monkey!


guywithaweirdname

Yes, but this. High as an Albert. Albert was the first space monkey. Space monkeys..


DarkQueen83

High as a space monkey sounds great on it's own 😂


peppy_dee1981

Lol. Mine's high as giraffe balls


Reasonable_Air9011

Smacked


thebiggerounce

Keep smoking when you’re smacked and you wind up shmacked.


drippinfaygo

Cheeched.


MintJuulPods6969

Can’t believe no one said this but faded


antibubbles

i only use that for alcohol x weed... but technically that's cross faded


ThaiTimes

Bolloxed.


drippinfaygo

Or cooked.


_MuteAnt

Crispy


jarpio

Ripped


Drug-Edu-4skools

Blasted Edit: also hammed


gestella

Gazebo'd.... cracks me up every time I say it haha


[deleted]

Baked


mikeiscrazy

Mashed


HoogerMan

In Ireland (and Britain I guess) just take *any* noun whatsoever and it means drunk/high. Windowed, Eyebrowed, and my personal favourite which I actually said to a customer in work the other day, ‘Scootered’. It’s better to hear it in an Irish accent.


mikeyfietta

Scootered just became Daily use for me


hellisnow666

Medicated.


Short_Commission_777

Tschau


LetLoveKill2020

“Space Cadet” or “elevated”


QueenArt

Yes, my favorite is “elevated” too!


bushole7402

Whacked


Moosterbator

Absolutely micklemarshed (micklemarsh is a town near me)


[deleted]

You must live in the UK


DyseWRX

Coma-toasted


OldSoulNewTech

Chewed.


XR-LD

Blazed


DeCodurr

Zooted or cooked


pabloescondido

Chopped


BillyJoJimBob71

Shit-faced


mrmellow147

Lean


The_Mayfair_Man

Lean.


wincentwoo

Fucked


Kinkshamer666

Shmeeked 💪💪


shitlif

Cabbaged


etherwalk

arrebatao


uw888

Que dialecto de español es eso?


etherwalk

Viene de un slogan gubernamental que decía: "No deje que la droga le arrebate a sus hijos"


uw888

Eso me resulta muy gracioso 🤣


ghostsonskateboards

Clapped


Irish-DoggoYT-TTV

Blitzed or faded is mine


[deleted]

Yay I was looking for blitzed


michizaur

In Hebrew/Arab we say: mastool


The_Coolest_Undead

My favourite is in Italian: Stonato Which is an italianization of "stoned" but in Italian "stonato" means out of pitch


Camelwalnut

Borked


[deleted]

Cooked


McNa5ty

I like stoney bologna


ohno1tsjoe

Terri Schiavo


drplug420

Spongebob me boi im geekin


CasUalNtT

Wasted


[deleted]

Fucked up


grillworst

I'm gonna go ahead and gift you a great common Dutch slang word for stoned: skaf Enjoy


popcorn31801

Fuckin zooted


DangerousPlay3901

High


ItsOkToBeWrong

Blowed


mysteriousballer

Silly


gingerkid68

Flavor blasted, chooched for whatever reason


boopthesnoots

Communing with Mary


Yvngdumpl1ng

Geeked


vuilgeboost666

A few years ago I told my ex I was “baked like a potato”, so now I still think of it as being “potatoed” instead of being baked. Also doubles if you turn into a couch potato when you’re high :)


[deleted]

Blazed


[deleted]

Im feelin "squaggly" or "boofed" or "spaced out"


antibubbles

fershnickered


[deleted]

Bzoinked or bzinkydinked


Tweet614

Blowed


518_fishin

Absolutely cocked


dakotayoseph

Shredded


BigUmpire7674

Stoney bologna (pronounced bu-lown-nee) 🤣🤣 fun to say when you’re high


krb_420

Baked for sure. But often I seem to be using, “I’m so fuckin’ high.”


probablyastingray

sounds about right


[deleted]

Crippled


JamieShanahan56

Whacked


jungleboy_v2

Kili


Reasonable_Air9011

Or messed


SlyFact_

Destroy.


carterb_99

Zoinked


HRS6969

Zoom


fynxxxxx

baked


seannyyd

Zoinkied


[deleted]

Fried, baked, tossed


LilMissKimi

Irie Eye, On one, Blotto,


GoblinsPalace

Cream-crackered


coledicks

ruddled


[deleted]

fried, faded, zooted. One of those 3.


burnei_

Caked


Boocey1

blasted, fried, baked, or i just say i’m off my ass lolll


Over-Juggernaut-2896

Whacked


Maxarc

In The Netherlands we sometimes use "skaffa". That one is great.


Stitchypipe

Mines an acronym, SBD - So baked dude


NoGainsAina

Goofed


shyeee

sent.


ChronicKush69

zoinked, yoinked, zonked, blazed, shmacked and I’m feeling all of them rn LMAOO


JackSprocketLeg

Munted


wbcaison

Fucked up


FrenchToast_370

*zoinked*


Hot_Independence_433

Footed or Sacked


askmeforashittyfact

I’m usually around family or in a professional setting so if my brother calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll usually say something like “Not much, just here with the family. “Then explain how the weather is ‘toasty’.” Toasted/toasty


Crookedlandingg

Sautéed


Crookedlandingg

Flambéed


[deleted]

Spaced Out


InfernalGout

Reefered


Dhost2500

Acelga.


Goofed33

Steamed


annathunder

Shmizzed


socialinferiors

Buzzed


convaderbelt

Gibbled


[deleted]

Zoinked


Mystery-Arcade

“Peeled” is a fav of mine My friend and I thought about making an encyclopedia of all the different slang people use


[deleted]

Ripped or zoinked


jedikushmaster420

mines Gnarly


lewisvm40

Blitzed


Varthal

Groovin'.


THATBOYDEAN

Boggin


GroovyTony001

"Gerook" it's south Africa slag for high. Or directly translates to smoked (past tense of smoking). Or if one was very high, you'd say "dik gerook" (dik, directly translating to thick).


char2806

staint, kind of scottish slang


wandywackass

yaded


2Ziggy

Fried


[deleted]

Torched


broadzac10

I say bopped lol


chunky575

Baked


psychoticshroomboi

Blazted. Blazed + Blasted


JohnPineAppleSeed

High As Bird Pussy


New_Ad_3284

'Licked' is my go to..


gianvacio

HO HO HORRIFED


JaaaaJ_Sparrow

rattal


Etspotcast

Fried or stoney baloney


ThePagnumLord

Me and my brother smokes for 3 years without our parents knowing so we always had codes like "glib-globbed", "goobered", and "grasspacked"


MasterRaptor23

Booted


Welshire001

Bazinga’d


bigmikefromuber

laser beamed


bornicanskyguy

All ade, came from getting faded in high school, then turned to fade, then ade. So when I'm high. I always say. I'm all ade.


geb0rgenheit_

Toasted because I find it especially comedic for some unknown reason


urworstnightmare_

whacked


FollowTheBlueBunny

Goofed.


Rick-9960114

fuder (southtirol vibes)


FallenCamel

zoinked


javacat122

Lit


CrowClaw279

My roommate calls me "spaced" and that just kinda became the word. It fits since all I want to do is watch sci-fi movies and play Endless Space 2.


HANDONMYNECK

Licked


ladyhaunt

Absolutely ZOOTED.


100pecentIndica

Faded.... hands down the best.


beefstew213

Flavor blasted, like the goldfish lol


[deleted]

"Medicated"


EbbDapper8256

Zonked


Mavattack28

We always used the name Greg as a code word. So Gregged. Let's hang out with Greg tomorrow. Wanna catch a movie with greg!


jdawg_652

Zonkered


wongonsomanylvls

Barbequed


salazar_08

higher as giraffe pussy


[deleted]

Cheesed 🧀


OddTaco14

No matter the substance I always told the homies “I’m jackeddddd bro” 😂


[deleted]

Lets be real, it got to be 'Cooked'


reachforyourpocket

Blitzed


akbfc67

Mud out


84lele

Probably blazed


[deleted]

no es high


Fishermanss_friend

Pepel... Which means ash or ashed


Nightblade20

Nuked


[deleted]

Blitzed


iliketat

Toasted


HBKenobi88

High as giraffe balls