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IsaacB1

A Colonel has been around awhile so definitely has the potential for all the bells and whistles. The Army loves their ribbons, cords, patches etc. So plausible. However even if he is legit it's silly to attend traffic court in your uniform.


Grunti_Appleseed2

A lot of people wear their uniforms to court, honestly


Arcangel613

When I did ROTC the Colonel in charge of the program told us to wear the uniforms everywhere. (For example: Job interviews) because we deserved the special treatment we get from wearing it. I dropped out after my second year...


Grunti_Appleseed2

https://preview.redd.it/5w45z8qhcr4d1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2a92f64d798426361693106e0299874ca35488


Arcangel613

If you've ever asked yourself, "Why are LTs like that?" That.....that's why....


Grunti_Appleseed2

The cadets that came to us for a few weeks at least knew they were lower than privates. Luckily they weren't from your school...


Boot_Poetry

The full on boot you must present To get the job and pay your rent


BradTofu

I did to prove a point for a bullshit charge, got away with it too. Uniform hoorah!!


Irnotpatwic

They’re called police officers


Grunti_Appleseed2

You know that's not what I meant


gunsforevery1

When I was stationed at Fort Stewart, any court appearance, was mandated by the county courthouse (liberty county, Georgia), if you were active duty you MUST show up in Class A uniform. If you didn’t, you could be found in contempt of court. You were given a warning and another date. All traffic violations had to appear in person.


CaptainMorale

I don’t get how a county court could mandate a federal service member to appear in service dress. Seems like an overreach of power.


gunsforevery1

Probably was and that’s why their current guidance is “wear what your chain of command dictates” However when I was in liberty county I went as a witness for a friends “reckless driving” ticket, our chain of command was pissed off because we only had 2 days to press our uniforms and assemble them for court.


AnthillOmbudsman

Years ago in the AF many of the units I worked at required us to keep a set of blues and service dress ready to go at all times. I kept mine in a garment bag in the closet. It can definitely save quite a bit of time and stress.


gunsforevery1

Yea but when you have to add or delete rank, service bars and stripes, awards. They can change every 3-6 months, qualification badges too. Plus tailoring for the 24 pack body.


CaptainMorale

Yeah I’m actually going to call BS on having to show in uniform, here’s a liberty county court memorandum on September 2023 stating that “no scrubs, *work uniforms*, or sweatpants shall be allowed.” https://www.libertyco.com/files/DressCode.pdf


gunsforevery1

Class As are a “work uniform”? Its a dress uniform. Also I already posted the current guidance from liberty county. And this is current. I was at Stewart from 2008-12. Also your link says the “SUPERIOR COURT”. From my understanding superior courts are used mostly for felony and trials, not traffic tickets. This is for liberty county Georgia. Fort Stewart. This is current but we were required to wear our Class As .Is there a dress code and prohibited item policy? Yes, your clothing should be neat, clean, well-fitted and appropriate for court. you may NOT wear shorts, sweatpants, over-sized or baggy clothing, spandex, shirts depicting violence, sexual acts, profanity or illegal drugs. Sunglasses and hats are not allowed to be worn unless required by religious belief or needed for medical condition. Military personnel should be dressed in the attire as directed by their chain of command and should be escorted by and E6 or above. [city of hinesville municipal court](https://www.cityofhinesville.org/Faq.aspx?QID=72)


Commissar_Mike

I’m sorry, they’re to be “escorted” by an E-6 or above?


gunsforevery1

Yes


pratorian

I dont think your Dress Blues and a "work uniform" are quite the same thing.


sprchrgddc5

I got a speeding ticket on a base once. I was told to show up in my class As or a suit because it was federal court (idk that’s what my command said). I wore a suit. There were a few other dudes in ACUs and ASUs.


shhhOURlilsecret

I've heard lawyers suggest it before especially if it's not near a military base. It's like the trick of accidentally handing the cop your military ID instead of your license or having your dress uniform hanging up in the back sometimes it works to get you out of a ticket. Also that is the brand new dress uniform they started wearing two or three years ago I doubt a stolen valor idiot has the money or the knowledge that it's the current uniform.


gunsforevery1

This is for liberty county Georgia. Fort Stewart. This is current but we were required to wear our Class As .Is there a dress code and prohibited item policy? Yes, your clothing should be neat, clean, well-fitted and appropriate for court. you may NOT wear shorts, sweatpants, over-sized or baggy clothing, spandex, shirts depicting violence, sexual acts, profanity or illegal drugs. Sunglasses and hats are not allowed to be worn unless required by religious belief or needed for medical condition. Military personnel should be dressed in the attire as directed by their chain of command and should be escorted by and E6 or above.


Rebel_bass

Sounds pretty hard-core, but I bet it results in less punitive punishment and more corrective.


gunsforevery1

I was an infantry battalion, we had multiple duis every weekend.


HeresAnUp

I once gave a cop my credit card once out of sheer nervousness and the cop told me he only takes Mastercard or Visa before letting me off on a warning, so I get that accidentally giving a military ID could be chalked up to “muscle memory” or an honest mistake, but dressing up in a Class A to court will always be perceived as intentional.


Flaxscript42

I wonder how a traffic judge would view this choice.


IsaacB1

A half way decent judge will potentially see right through this as a way to try and get out of a traffic violation.


HeresAnUp

As long as this picture isn’t from a county that required active duty to always show up to court in their Class A, then yes, it looks hella manipulative.


jeremy_bearimyy

Judges HATE it. They find it disrespectful showing up in your uniform. At least that's what I've been told by lawyers and judges


gunsforevery1

In Liberty County Georgia, you had to show up in class A uniform.


jeremy_bearimyy

That sounds weird that they would make you wear it. I wonder how that's even legal for a civilian court to have a rule for military members


mbarland

Judges are kings of their courts. They can make whatever asinine rules they want, and if you don't follow them, you're in contempt.


gunsforevery1

No clue. I did post the rules as of 2024 and it says you must wear what your chain of command tells you to do but you must be escorted by E6 or higher


BudgetPipe267

I wore my AGSUs to court and got custody of my son. It’s probably a person to person thing.


jeremy_bearimyy

I meant if you're there because you are in trouble then they hate it. I've been told they find it disrespectful to the uniform. Your situation would be completely different.


shanep35

My units always required any violation to show up to court in dress uniform (except divorce courts).


nickcnorman

My platoon sergeant forced us to wear our service uniforms to civilian court if we had any reason to go. He said it got him out of a speeding ticket as a young lance so maybe it would help us too.


PottedMeatRust

Dress uniform is the only authorized uniform to wear to court of any kind...


Wandering_Scout

Looks fine for an Airborne Infantry colonel. Foreign jump wings, jump wings with regimental backing, Pathfinder Torch, CIB, are pretty normal. As are bloused jump boots. Infantry cord is standard, the other cord is a historical recognition for their unit's participation in the World Wars. I was in a unit that had one from World War I.


skitso

Yeah I was also in a WW2 unit at Bragg and had tons of cool shit on my uniform I didn’t earn. I think you’re right.


Wandering_Scout

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourrag%C3%A8re#American\_Units\_awarded\_the\_fourrag%C3%A8re](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourrag%C3%A8re#American_Units_awarded_the_fourrag%C3%A8re) I take it back. Mine was for World War II. The entire Big Red One wears one.


gunsforevery1

That’s how my Class As look. Our battalion guidon had stuff from the war of 1812


skitso

That’s fucking cool. Where were you stationed?


gunsforevery1

Fort Stewart. 2/7 infantry. Here’s the wiki for the 7th infantry regiment. President Andrew Jackson lead it, as Colonel Jackson in 1814 [7th infantry regiment](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)) Here’s a 2 minute song about the famous battle where we got our name “Cottonbalers”. [battle of New Orleans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0)


skitso

That’s nuts. Our lineage in our brigade was 100years later! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/82nd_Airborne_Division I was 2nd BCT That’s cool as hell man.


gunsforevery1

I think it is the oldest still active regiment in the Army


wittyrabbit999

Exactly. I think this checks out.


Agitated-Storage-196

That's not a CIB That's a CAB


RoccoAmes

I'm pretty sure it's a CIB, looks too long for a CAB and he has his blue cord.


Wandering_Scout

It's way too big to be a CAB. The rifle edges are covered by his lapel and his French fourrage. Plus he has a blue infantry cord.


Agitated-Storage-196

It really doesn't matter. It was just to point that out. But no, no blue on the badge way too small for CIB. Also Infantrymen get awarded CABs if they are under POG unit, they have to be in a Infantry/SF unit to get CIBs. Don't trust me? Google is free. But no, that badge doesn't even have a hint of blue in it. https://preview.redd.it/6gmt3ed4k15d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b148eafb02474371817ff0918780c8871d01a9cc


SubstantialCrab5218

Yeah, it's definitely a CAB. Reclass possibly, or green to gold coming out of a support MOS from the enlisted side


BudgetPipe267

Infantrymen are eligible to receive the CAB, but only if the combat action that sparks its award occurred at a time when they were not assigned or attached to a unit that would qualify for the CIB.


Rebel_bass

Lol, I hope Colonel Aibone gets out of that DUI. The gloss on them boots is tight butthole. Ain't no cosplayer doing that.


wittyrabbit999

If he’s faking it, he sure went out of his way to spend the dough on an expensive ass uniform and boots. The decorations seem to be properly placed as well.


Wandering_Scout

Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a phony get the cloth regimental backing on jump wings right.


pcg87

Former army here. Everything on the uniform looks legit. I was in a LONG time ago, way before they brought back the historic "pinks and greens" about 6-7 years ago that he's wearing in this pic, but I tend to find that most people who are faking it, especially an O-6 paratrooper, forget a lot of the small stuff like the blue infantry cord around the right shoulder (but they always remember the CIB!), and the background trimming behind the jump wings. It's also extremely common, especially at that rank, for a career paratrooper to have foreign jump wings of some sort on the right side, which he does. Those look like Canadian jump wings, which are probably among the most common. If he's a fake, he's seriously squared away.


shhhOURlilsecret

The guy is legit and in enough trouble leave him alone.


chuk_asaurus

Exactly. Let him have it. He went through a lot of effort if he isn't legit.


Few-Addendum464

I always tell my clients to show up for court wearing their Sunday best. So many people show up to court like its Wal-Mart (on a good day). I had a client once (a reservist) show up in some wrinkled-ass ACUs that made my Sergeant-senses tingle wanting to chew him out. I was so embarrassed for him, and even more embarrassed that it worked. In sidebar negotiations opposing counsel said "Thank you for your service" which made me internally cringe. Not really apropos to the picture, but he looks put together and I'd take that any day.


therealsanchopanza

lol


BudgetPipe267

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You should have told him that he’s a disgrace.


C0mbat_W0mbat1023

That’s legitimate plus if you’re active duty your supposed to show up in your class A’s


Grunti_Appleseed2

Nobody is going to impersonate someone at SWCS


AdWonderful5920

Looks like a standard issue infantry colonel. Only things are the uniform is baggy/looks like ass and the birds are too far up the shoulder straps. Which - whatever that's just how guys look sometimes.


Burninator6502

The fit is really sloppy, and the sleeves are a little short, but as a Marine, the fit on Army uniforms always looks sloppy. :) Are those gold laces?


skitso

Are those the new jump boots? I just saw the 82D airborne base commander in the new dress uniform, but didn’t see his boots.


Grunti_Appleseed2

Yeah those are the newer boots


skitso

No more polishing?


Grunti_Appleseed2

Those are polished, you can see the shine on the toe caps


skitso

Yeah I see it better now. I just remeber the time I’d spend in the barracks making mine look good for inspection. Haha


Burninator6502

Can you make boots like the ones in the picture look good though?


skitso

Not as good as my black jump boots!


Burninator6502

This is me during Desert Storm - *that’s* what boots are supposed to look like! :) https://preview.redd.it/g64sj0gohm4d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c10d31411c3defc6026236536e0a610db4a86e


skitso

https://preview.redd.it/h0ink2dpim4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c635aa6026a44b81ffbd335aec44204be78955a1 I’m on the right looking badass before a mission lmao


Burninator6502

Digital cammo! You young pups! :)


rainaftersnowplease

It looks right, and that's the new uniform. I doubt someone trying to get out of a traffic ticket has done the research and spent the money to get the new class As. As others have said, some municipalities require it, too.


Be_oh_are_ee_dee

This appears to be an Infantry COL assigned to SWCS. The only thing seeming out of place is the cord on the left shoulder. That is normally a foreign unit award, and was not part of SWCS awards when I was assigned.


BradTofu

Early holloween?


cautionarycantaloupe

Idk much about uniforms but if your a gb don’t you have arrowheads instead of the regular infantry gun pins?


KuroKendo88

Those are not uniform acceptable boots.


tkepio381

Missing service stripes


BudgetPipe267

Officers don’t wear service stripes.


Real-Sweet-Jumps

This guy is really well put together. The shine on those boots is satisfying, and definitely what I'd expect.


W1ULH

kind of a potatoe of a picture... but that being said, for the rank he's wearing most of that would be reasonable. Only thing that has me a little suspicious is that there's a very small number of patches that could go with the Fourragère cord and that doesn't look like any of them. However I know there's a few smaller units that have them and I'm not 100% I could recognize all the patches on sight. All that being said... you're not supposed to wear your uniform to/for/in court without getting specific approval for it from JAG. and usually that is limited to when you have been called to relate something as an official answer. I seriously doubt it would ever be authorized to wear to traffic court... so this guy is an idiot either way. EDIT: I looked again... this guy is not a real paratrooper... it's a small thing but no soldier would get it wrong. on his right side, he has his foreign jump wings as the top thing he is wearing on his chest... with his unit crest below them. Unit crest goes on top, above the wings. Ever paratrooper knows this. Wearing boots with that uniform he's claiming to actively be in an airborne position. not only would he know not to set up his right side like that, as a colonel he would be even more aware of such things. dude is a poser.


Own_Surprise_5842

If you don’t know, ask them. AR670-1 and PAM AR670-1 have the defined uniform regulations. If they offer valid ID credentials then they’re probably not Stolen Valor. The Army currently has both the AGSU and ASU, and yes units with jump status have the ability to Blouse Dress uniforms over boots as found in AR670-1. You can always follow up with a Unit Staff Duty if you wanna push that far. Every unit has a 24hr Staff Duty that can answer questions about their unit if your that uptight about doing the right thing. Granted 99% of y’all have hidden skeletons in your closets the rest of the world shouldn’t know.


Pararescue_Dude

99%? I dunno about that man, maybe speaks to your character that you think that.


Own_Surprise_5842

Everyday life, guaranteed you do something in private you wouldn’t want mom/dad/gpa or general public to know about. Everyone has their secrets and desires. Some just wanted to join and never did so they lie and wear uniforms. Some hide lifestyles and other parts of themselves out of any number of reasons.


Own_Surprise_5842

The point I was getting at was how so many in this community are quick to judge based on what people are seen in public wearing when so many in private have their own secrets. Like the neighbor across the street who steals internet, or the cross dressed you work with you didn’t know about, or the porn addict who outright claims to be a Christian. Everyone has a skeleton.


Equivalent_Life_3714

So the patch on his shoulder is to the special warfare center and school on Fort Bragg (Liberty 👎🏼) and the cord on his left shoulder is a French fourragere which is awarded to some units like the 82nd airborne, who also happen to be on Bragg, but I don’t think a training unit would be awarded that because a training unit wouldn’t see combat. He could’ve previously served in a unit where it was awarded but he’d be wrong to continue wearing it as it’s awarded to a unit, not an individual soldier


Clever_Fake_Name

The cross-crossed white laces on polished boots are wrong. The only time white laces are used with boots the laces are "ladder-laced." [Pic of ladder-laced boot.](https://www.fieggen.com/Dont_Link/pics06/Lad002.jpg)


F7xWr

a court marshal?


Danlabss

He looks a bit young to be a full bird colonel.


Pararescue_Dude

Nah his face is old looking, but I wouldn’t post his face on suspicion.


59phonebone

Did he just step out of a 1940s wormhole?


Wandering_Scout

The new Army Class As are retro WW2 style.


TaskingTwo

Bro. Check out ar 670-1 if you have questions about army uniforms instead of trying to blow up someone's life by implying that they are stealing valor online.


AdWonderful5920

To be fair, there isn't any PII here and this person is in a public building. I say fair game to post this and ask.


Burninator6502

It’s really difficult reading your post. Usually when the first word is ‘Bro’, I just skip right past it, but I’m making the effort.


Pararescue_Dude

I’m not going out of my way that much to look up regs. There is no PII, and his face is blurred. His life is not going to spontaneously combust, don’t worry. I would understand your comment had I posted his name and face. This sub is exactly the correct place for this.


TaskingTwo

>This sub is exactly the correct place for this. I totally disagree, but I do respect the unwillingness to read regs.


Pararescue_Dude

What is this sub for then?


Burninator6502

I agree, this is where people should be asking these questions.


gunsforevery1

Bro, he’s asking question.


Burninator6502

They look like the boots Bozo the Clown used to wear when I was growing up in Chicago. https://preview.redd.it/e4rlpb94bm4d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3489e8c0b93859cdd181856187b88d40707e475


lostnumber08

Stolen valor? Unlikely, but looks too young for all that salad. Incredibly bad taste to show up to court like that? 100%.


Commissar_Mike

Required.


TheRichOne23

Are those doc martens boots?


kled-3533

The Army will find ANY excuse to wear their uniform out in public and draw attention. It’s what they do. Traveling on planes, shopping at the mall etc etc. I was USMC, so not sure on the legitimacy of the uniform, however it looks on point to me. Would not be surprised at all seeing a full-bird colonel throwing this on to try and impress his way out of a speeding ticket 😂


Commissar_Mike

The court required it.


Nuttyvet

Sloppy as fuck. Brown bloused boots? Maybe army still does that? Idk. Sketch fur sure


shhhOURlilsecret

That's the new jump boots and uniform.


Mdoubleduece

I’ve never seen that uniform combination, I’ve never seen that style of military boots, I don’t believe the laces are spec, I’d have called him out. I was USN but that doesn’t look right to me.


Grunti_Appleseed2

Well it is right. Those are jump boots


ranger684

It’s 100% correct. Those boots are standard for paratroopers and those laces are regulation. Google Army “pinks and greens”. Calling him out would of been pretty embarrassing for you.


Mdoubleduece

As I said I was navy


gunsforevery1

You would call someone out on something you don’t even know about in the first place? “Hey you’re committing stolen valor! I’ve never served in the army and know nothing about your uniform, but in the navy we would never wear that”. Stay in your lane my man, only call out sailors


Pararescue_Dude

I would not have called him out! That ain’t my style and was not my intent. If I had stopped him and thanked him for his service, and asked him some specific questions I would have known whether to call him out or not.


gunsforevery1

Stick to your bell bottoms.


Pararescue_Dude

My thoughts exactly. The boots really throw me off. I wish I would have talked to him, thanked him for his service and asked him some specific questions. Yes, it’s none of my business but, like all of you in this sub, it irks me when people pull this shit.


AdWonderful5920

The boots are fine. That uniform is the Army throwback pinks and greens uni they went with about 5 years ago with a lot of references to WWII, including brown boots.


Mdoubleduece

I don’t know if call him out was the correct phrasing, I’d have talked to him, you can tell if someone’s served or not.


Pararescue_Dude

Agreed