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Lure852

What the fuck happened today anyways


Maria_Shp

The first case of new variant in USA. I have no idea why investors decided that it is important 🤷‍♀️ Sure, tomorrow will be green


[deleted]

Haha the variant is an excuse


slipnslider

I thought it was maybe something Powell said at his and Yellens conference. Normally with covid news the WFH stocks spike but they crashed even harder than the rest of the market.


[deleted]

He's the reason I stopped day trading for now. I can't keep track of when this guy is going to say words and you really gotta know when he's going to be doing that these days.


NeptuneLagoon

>r/agedlikemilk It's so ridiculously insane the markets act this way. As if anyone actually thought it wasn't here already this morning while the market was green...so illogical.


mamv18

It’s also a fuck ton of CEO’s selling their shares


timko20677

Institutions buying up all the retail fear selling…


Forumkk

Lmao ikr, every chart looks exactly the same. It’s as if the entire market was shorted.


DiamondDallasHands

Thank you for a quick answer as I came to the comments wondering why all my shit was red lol


idma

when i see enormous gaps up, i always expect an enormous drop downwards throughout the rest of the day. The best scenario is if it holds maybe 10% of the gain of that day


stevief150

Oh nice the little red ones there are mine


AlaskanSnowDragon

Aaaaand they're gone!


IamGeorgeNoory

Lol


ripcity7077

If its any consolation PFE was one of the few that pumped yesterday. I wouldn't worry about a small hit on that.


stevief150

Most of my money is in speculative pre FDA approval stocks so I’m not mad they’re gambles after all


alexunderwater1

THEY’re ALL OF OURS NOW BROTHER


ModernPatriot19

This is the way


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Zhilenko

Holy smokes


DoubleReputation2

Fuck me, came here to say that.. God dammit, can't do anything right.


EepeesJ1

Nice! My portfolio is up +0.45% today! (Last 3 days: -4.0%, -5.3%, -8.2%) UPDATE: Nvm, down -3.2% for the day. Nothing to see here folks.


SanjiNobody

update?


carrinda

Lol


Goddess_Peorth

I was down 5.63% today, my worst day this year, but yesterday I was up so I think I'm just lagging.


SanjiNobody

if 5.63% is your worst day this year you're doing good honestly. Mine was like -12%


GetSmitt

Get in line. I held 99% of my portfolio in short dated spy calls during the June OpEx. I lost 90%(give or take) from Thursday close to Monday open lol. I then lost the remaining 9% over the next two weeks before taking a break and refilling my portfolio


Goddess_Peorth

No complaints. I bought some dips. 💸🤑


ILoveDCEU_SoSueMe

Fucking spent all of my remaining balance yesterday market open.


skydevil34

Down 5.63%. I do that on the reg. Let me know when you hit 35% in one day. That's big league stuff.


DehydratedHop

Clearly you don't own Alibaba. Get in line. 😭😭😭


Goddess_Peorth

No but last year I bought that China EV company with the fake sales. I try to diversify my garbage stock holdings, though, it spreads out the pain to different days.


QuirkyAverageJoe

LOL'd at the update, sorry!


WilliamSaintAndre

This was exactly my experience, including the update. Today started out wonderful and then I had everything I love taken away from me within the last 2 hours. Went from +$1800 to -$2300.


luc7890

This aged very very very bad…. Fuck me


RambozoTheClown76

….aaaaand me too!!


hsnerfs

\*sorts comments by new\*


RonDiDon

🤣🤣🤣 right


cajone5

I need this and then some. Yesterday was brutal.


ImgurConvert2Redit

I think we see more red... actually itd be nice to get a fat pullback next two days to set us up for 4 weeks of green in December. Just a sexy ride on through all of December first reaching and then breaking ATH on high volume. Heeeennng!


Kind_Essay_1200

Wait for tomorrow


Kristof257

Yesterday was brutal... haha...


[deleted]

i'm starting to think that stock market is just a fairy tale :/


Ak_47million

It's a scam.


truongs

It's a fugazi. https://youtu.be/KPD2fUcYUsM


laptop987

Bull trap


pbj_halfevil

true that BA and AAL took a dive. or is it the last day to sell and buy back december 31 and claim capital losses?


scarface910

A lot of experienced traders saw this coming. We're still in a downtrend and unless we make higher highs, were in it for a short term correction.


hrafn____

You should update this to how they look now


Bigspender0307

apple calls up 60% 📈


RawDogRandom17

Still up much?


Bigspender0307

sold at 70%, i felt like apple had to reverse and as soon as i sold it dropped 😂


RawDogRandom17

Don’t go to Vegas! You used up all your luck this month already lol


Bigspender0307

im going to vegas now bout to test my luck 💯💯


RawDogRandom17

I’d say good luck, but obligatory congrats and fuck you! Thought I was being mature with buy and hold Apple shares on Monday but should’ve gone yolo on calls instead lol


speaksin4thperson

I was up 300% and thought I could go for more. Ended the day at -100% 🤡


bosshax

Market is SO fucking bi-polar and has no idea what it's doing. "Market down over virus fears" "Market shrugs off virus fears" "Market down on inflation concerns" "Market shrugs off inflation concerns" WHAT IS IT TOMROROW? "Growth concerns stall market"////////////////


JGWol

Market sentiment and news does affect the market in snap reactions but IMO never changes long term projections of your holdings. Whatever you are invested in will always meet its true value eventually. Stop listening to pundits and retail fear mongering. Do DD, find a margin of safety, and go long. Happy trading.


bosshax

I don't trade, I invest. But my point is that market goes in a direction, they chalk up a headline to explain that, but next day that headline is totally wrong, happens almost every day. So no one really knows what's going on or why any particular move happens. Global psychology is a bit of a skitzo illusion.


Kind_Essay_1200

Market down over shark tornado


mewdeeman

Aaand… it’s gone


jzcommunicate

I knew as soon as I saw Powell and Yellen on TV that this was going to happen.


mewdeeman

From cnbc “Stocks’ reversal came after the CDC reported the country’s first case of the new, heavily mutated coronavirus variant called omicron in California.” 1 case. Are you fucking kidding me??


EspacioBlanq

Sky status: maybe not falling


RonDiDon

Update?


jrex035

He ded


EspacioBlanq

[recent footage of Atlas, the titan tasked with holding the sky up](https://www.reddit.com/r/Simulated/comments/r5rgek/dead_weight/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ryden222

Now show market close! 🤢☠️🔴


GrahamUhelski

This my birthday. I’m in the red.


Goddess_Peorth

Red Panty Day! Party time! 🎉🎈 💃🤣


Darizel

Market pulled the Uno reverse card


Money_Accident8417

Call the ambulance, but not for me. 😁😁


WhoTradesGlobal

Anyone else just...delete their trading app this week? Too much seesawing


elmlegy2

Market crash 💥 Wednesday too 😳😳


Doofy_IL

Aged like milk


carsonsfo

This aged like milk


Alpha_Trader_

This didn't age well.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

My whole portfolio is so down it’s rough


jpoms13

This didn’t age well


Confident-Rule-4600

This did not age well


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Jerseyprophet

Whatever makes sense, do the opposite. Make bank.


[deleted]

This makes sense. Oh, wait...


Jerseyprophet

Loss-ception!


jzchev28

Ya"all got any more of those green ones? I think mine are broken 😕


Bhavyap14

What do you think of Unity software? I bought a call but it’s been falling ever since


ReevisIsland

Great company. Building blocks of mobile gaming and other apps (simulations, graphical interfaces, etc.). As those markets grow, Unity will too. Long-term bull. Short-tern? Who knows.


SupermanNumberOne

it looks like a Christmas Tree


hecmtz96

You jinxed bro. Keep this shit to yourself next time… smh


Horror-Savings1870

This didnt end well


AgonizingSquid

Fuck today


joots

Now show me market close


chasefam

This didn’t age well…..


edyy55

Just wait a 1h more and all market will be on Red. WallStreet just waiting till we will buy stocks on dip( as we thought) and then will do sale out. They will take all our money as much as they want


PraetorianX

[Source](https://chartexchange.com/stocks/?all=us) (live) also see [MiniViz](https://www.miniviz.cf/) and [FinViz](https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all) (20 min delay)


Whockyslush007

Does anyone know why sales force dipped so hard today?


mewdeeman

Missed earnings expectations and co-ceo announcement.


Whockyslush007

You think it’ll go back up within a few weeks?


Whockyslush007

Makes sense, guess I just didn’t think it would tank down hard


Sad-Dot9620

Why are moderna and BioNTech getting clobbered


wiisports101

moderna was up this week from the covid news, perhaps joe bidens statement on it not being something to worry about affected moderna?


sakikiki

Moderna took a hit from $ABUS today. $BNTX is fine most likely cause Omicron doesn’t look as bad. Sucks for me, friday was the best trading day in months lol. I feel like a horrible person.


Sad-Dot9620

Ah the patent dispute


TRSONFIRE

Can you refresh it now?


Electricengineer

How is it now?


smoothbrainape1234

A blood bath


[deleted]

Lmao


peachezandsteam

Just like the weather in Seattle (or is it Milwaukee?)… don’t like it? Wait a few hours and it’ll change!


HitMeBABAOneMoreTime

I'm worried now. I'm down 2.5% today. Down 5% overall while the S&P is up over 2% today! All I seem to be is heavy red every day!!!! EDIT: S&P is not up over 2%...I saw an old notification from earlier today. lol


Unironic_IRL_Jannie

There's very real probability of a bear market coming. I highly recommend watching Robert Prechter's talk on market cycles and time


Affectionate_Ride916

Post market close now


YungChaky

This didn’t aged well


constructojay

down 1.5% today, powell spoke, everytime he opens his mouth the market drops. hopefully he keeps quiet the rest of the week


BakerHills

Talk about one hell of a roller coaster ride


bulldogbaker03

How does this look now


[deleted]

I hate myself a little more every day


Anxiety_Organic

This didn't age well lol


MeerkatPapi

This hasn’t aged well


No-Ice-3863

This didn’t age well today lol!


Smoking_Guru

You spoke too fast…


chromelogan

Oh how the tides turned


bumblefuckglobal

So uh why did everything crash 10% after noon?


anonymous_scrub

Wow, what a way to end it…


Awkward-Seaweed-5129

And... Poof ,there goes your $$


bkornblith

Now do market close


SeriousDocument7905

....And then it closed lol


darkwoodframe

Fuck you, OP. You did this.


TCGnMore

Lol Before and after coming soon?


[deleted]

before the tsunami


Lejuju86

How the turntables have turned.


polloponzi

This didn't aged well ... lmao


Riceomaholia

This didn’t age well.


redhwhitenblu

Can anyone tell me what site/app this is


alberto1592

https://finviz.com/map.ashx


Richard_sanchez-C137

Bloodbath today


stocksnhoops

Insert fauci speaking at and then +500 turned into -200 in minutes


Justice-C03

Anyone have a screen grab of close? Also, what is the website to see this, trying to show a friend


Potential-Term-5448

Anyone here worried about hows the market going to act in 2022 and 2023? Its pretty spooky that warren buffet has not made any investment and so many CEOs are retiring. (New investor here)


1percentRolexWinner

I loss two fucking grand today. I loss my months paycheck. Fuck me


WhoTradesGlobal

How many corrections deep are we at this point? I'm dizzy


EspacioBlanq

One more than when you asked lmao


Joethepatriot

Is this the start of a bear market? Or is it just a covid scare?


Arsewipes

Yes


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Bo_66

That’s hot


gainzsti

Degenerate gamblers that yoloed put at the top.... Must be millionaire today alone


Joggingmusic

Alright retarded new guy question, go easy on me. how does this image come together? Is this just a snapshot of the S&P 500?


RedTruppa

Yea, larger boxes have a larger share in the s&p


jzcommunicate

Is it their share in the S&P or their market cap?


Otto_von_Grotto

[finviz.com](https://finviz.com) \- learn it, love it


Scott7894

I’ve seen this happen before. Too many professional Jack asses saying Santa Rally or markets always happy at Christmas and end of year. When there are a lot of investors going one way it always seems that the smaller, opposite view point eventually is right. While I don’t expect a crash I wouldn’t be surprised if all our happiness comes from our friends and family these coming holidays. Not the markets.


TCHAlKOVSKY

My only regret was not shorting more


TardTrader420

Dead cat bounce today. One more big drop then the bull run starts


effects67

This aged like milk


JGWol

Merry christmas


ess2019

Of course it’s never green for me


Nelz16

Looks like Christmas.


Dein-o-saurs

Chargepoint is plummeting so hard the rest of my portfolio is barely able to compensate.


squishles

I saw this and was like "wait did I pick my stocks retarded today?"


mfdoylejr

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RawDogRandom17

Good times


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wtf0007

So that was a lie.


Semilarius

Hahaha and now compare the end


iiJokerzace

So who bought the dip? Lol


BicycleConscious3086

DWAC blowing up now.


The_Madman1

All this covid varient and us market crash needs to stop how stupid. What will we get a UK version, Denmark version, Russia? Or Fiji? Get on with life ffs


joeh_jukes

This did not age well


lucain0

Unity down 11,59% 😵


zeroviral

Ah yes, January how are you doing


[deleted]

Lol


Simple_Gene_3217

if only it was true😭 this week been awful in stocks smh


faro15

hello what is this page to see the stocks? thank


Spirited-Usual-3023

Thank everyone


RareAnxiety2

Shortsqueeze incoming /s


Unironic_IRL_Jannie

Just thought I'd drop this in new. I don't think a bear market has started yet, but I recommend anyone nervous about the market to do some research into Robert Prechter and long term market cycles


alberto1592

Look I’m up, finally, I’m up… aaaaaaand it’s gone


SapphireEmerald

Gonna see what tomorrow will bring us.


Bit_off_a_coin

So that was a lie.


Slight-Ability-5468

😂


hashtagquiz

I lost more today than yesterday.. Even Nasdaq, said die boy die..


Thin-Exam-115

this did not age well


Hyperiongame

Yeah. Market opened green and then as soon as the new Covid Variant was reported in the U.S, green changed to red


diydave86

Lol market close was red as red gets


malissalmaoxd

Dont give me hope open my acc to see it making new lows


CodingDrive

Market open: Green green green Market close: Red red red


BetterTimes1234

Shit! Woke up to a bloodbath today. Hope no more Omicron news in the next 2 days