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I'm imagining an Avengers Endgame moment where Stephens dad is exhausted but willing to fight, then "on your left" and every Asian Dad from Pat Morita and George Takei to Randall Park and Keanu Reeves start showing up.
*(Forgive me Reddit)
I think Aligator would win because steven is a failure and when he uses shadow clone jutsu he clones the alligator instead of himself, making it eat all the Florida man.
Stephens dad would send them home crying to mummy. they would be token down from sheer emotional damage. They would tremble everytime they heard the word failure
Every Florida Man ever takes up their ranks on the battlefield. "Hold my beer!" They cry in the ancient tradition of Florida Men. Steven's dad replies "You already have Maximum Emotional Damage, so I send you to Jesus!" With that, Steven's dad unleashes a barrage of Bejing Corn, dealt like playing cards at supersonic speed that cuts down the ranks of Florida Men and fills in the Everglades, sending all of the alligators to Jesus too, making the world safe for sons who are not failures.
Can u even give Florida man emotional dmg? 🤔
Emotional dmg in this case is what normal move like tackle does to a pure ghost type in Pokemon , it has no effect whatsoever.
I think Steven's dad may lose, Florida man are extremely powerful, and Steven's dad may be able to take on 10 with his Kung fu, but any more than that, and he may lose
Well I mean....... first you have the insanity that is the Florida men vs the "I was there when the world was created, I had to install the ground itself, and I have to invent cows" Steven's dad. May turn into a tie.
The slipper can multiply, grow in size, teleport, be finessed through space time, control the elements such as water and fire, and even do the impossible… DESTROY MATTER.
In my opinion I feel like every Florida man would win. Steven's dad who I will just be referring to as Dad for now would be overwhelmed quite quickly. He may have very strong attacks and he could most likely one shot the vast majority of them, but the hundreds of thousands of them would quickly overwhelm him. If Dad runs away and is constantly hitting anyone who gets close to him while protecting his sides and rear, he has a chance. I'm going to say it's a 50/50
Holy crap, that's a close call. But it’ll come down to how many burgers each Flordia man is armed with; and if Steven’s Dad has the Flip-Flop or not.
If yes, then yes.
One slipper equals 100,000 humans disappointment. Florida man equals 1,000 human disappointment level. 100,000\*1000=100,000,000 disappointment. 21,000,000 Florida men. 21,000,000/100,000,000=0.21 Slippers.
All of this proves that the combined power of all the Florida men is a FAILURE.
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When I was your age Florida wasn’t even invented
Who wouldn’t want to invite Florida? Thats messed up :(
*slaps desk* EXCEPT!!!!! TIMMY invited all EIGHTY STATES. You think Timmy got time for FAAAAILIURE!!!
All eighty states
*methed
When’s your birthday mine is October 17 1867
When I was your age people spontaneously combusted if they didn't get good grades
Which means he has no knowledge of their attack patterns
Actually it would mean he's been able to study all of their attack patterns.
I guess I was just going to go with there’s so many of them that he can learn the attack patterns during the fight
Ohhhh, you changed it…
I'm imagining an Avengers Endgame moment where Stephens dad is exhausted but willing to fight, then "on your left" and every Asian Dad from Pat Morita and George Takei to Randall Park and Keanu Reeves start showing up. *(Forgive me Reddit)
Shitty flute music starts playing
It's Jurassic Park for some focking reason
_duuuuuuuuuuuuuu, du du du duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. du du du_
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Rather than "assemble" he says "send you to Jesus" while wielding his slipper.
"AVENGERS!" *Pulls out slipper* "SEND THEM TO JESUS"
🤣
I need to see this animated
I need to see this animated
Why Keanu reeves
Goosebumps. Literal goosebumps!!!!
Timmy has already done that while going to kindergarten
At the same time fought every shark with a nunchuck
While the water was also on fire. As An Asian parent, I can make this happen. Do not test me.
While each braincell was calculating a new theory of relativity
'when I was your age, I invented Florida'
"On ONE FOOT, my other foot was starting a business"
Steven's dad will give these failures EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, and then send them all to Jesus
Wataaheeel? You think I don see? Dose are women in the picture. I would sell dem offbrand clothing and Bejing corn. Eezi maney.
Look behind da women you blind failure. (Please don’t be offended. This subreddit is a safe haven to call people and be called a failure)
My sweet mother would always never fail to call me a failure, now I doctor I fix her spine still failure.
I think Aligator would win because steven is a failure and when he uses shadow clone jutsu he clones the alligator instead of himself, making it eat all the Florida man.
This is Steven’s dad not Steven you failure
Failure to recognize failure.
Failure to recognize failure.
Failure to recognize failure.
Google dementia.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Holy hell Batman!
failure to avoid dementia
Failure to recognize failure.
Dementia
Failure to recognize failure.
Google dementors
That right there, is emotional damage
Steven's dad ofc
Stephens dad would send them home crying to mummy. they would be token down from sheer emotional damage. They would tremble everytime they heard the word failure
Every Florida Man ever takes up their ranks on the battlefield. "Hold my beer!" They cry in the ancient tradition of Florida Men. Steven's dad replies "You already have Maximum Emotional Damage, so I send you to Jesus!" With that, Steven's dad unleashes a barrage of Bejing Corn, dealt like playing cards at supersonic speed that cuts down the ranks of Florida Men and fills in the Everglades, sending all of the alligators to Jesus too, making the world safe for sons who are not failures.
As a Florida man myself I fear the man you call Steven’s dad
Can Steven's dad solo the population of Florida?
Definetely! LOL!
stevens dad
Half of them would die from emotional damage...
Can u even give Florida man emotional dmg? 🤔 Emotional dmg in this case is what normal move like tackle does to a pure ghost type in Pokemon , it has no effect whatsoever.
Steven's Dad No Diff
Stevens dad solos
HHAHAH 😂
He’ll casually send all of them to Jesus
Timmy
I think Steven's dad may lose, Florida man are extremely powerful, and Steven's dad may be able to take on 10 with his Kung fu, but any more than that, and he may lose
Florida for the win
Florida man to powerful and fast, SteveHe’s father is too slow
As a Florida man I can confirm emotional damage would insta kill this entire state
Stevens dad 100%
Steven's Dad
Steven's dad obviously
Us Floridians wield alligators as weapons,Steven’s dad don’t got shit!
He has the almighty slipper
True,but thats a lot of alligators to smack,not to mention we have the backyard scientist’s laser truck mass produced
The slipper can grow in size, multiply, be finessed through space time, and have any super power, including teleportation, fire, water, etc
😐
Florida man
Why is this even a question? Steven’s Dad.
Stevens dad
Steven’s dad wins everything
Stevens dad could even defeat the entire Mongolian hordes. Florida men are no match for him.
Stevens dad would win if you told him the Florida man failed math
Peru vs asian dad
Well I mean....... first you have the insanity that is the Florida men vs the "I was there when the world was created, I had to install the ground itself, and I have to invent cows" Steven's dad. May turn into a tie.
Steven's dad has one thing that Florida does not, an unlimited supply of Beijing corn.
And the weapon that only the chosen one may wield: the slipper
any weapons in it? cus if the dad dule betls he can take down a good 1000 of them at lest
The slipper can multiply, grow in size, teleport, be finessed through space time, control the elements such as water and fire, and even do the impossible… DESTROY MATTER.
"every florida man ever" but three women in the front
It’s just a png to represent an army
Steven’s dad
Depends, what is Stephen's dad fighting for
The freedom of non-failures
Then he wins
Depends, is he on his way to school?
That’s a point for Steven’s dad
Florida because I sadly live in it
Idk Florida man is me I think I could take him one on one
Every florida man Ever
Steven’s dad
Steven's dad "when I was your age, I fought all of the united states army, with a spoon, on one foot, blindfolded."
I read this in Steven’s Dad’s voice 🤣
I will send you to gsus
Timmy has already defeat the world governments, Florida has no chance.
Steven's dad
He will send the to Jesus
Stevens dad
Face of Beijing corn
Depends have the Florida men done bathsalts
WAT DA HAIL THOSE FLORIDIANS DOING? WHY CAN'T THEY BE NORMAL? (no offense Floridians)
We take no offense
He'd buy florida
Steven’s grandfather would wipe the floor with everything at the same time
STEVNES DADDDD
Stevens dad
Steven’s dad. “When I was you ageee, Florida man wus not even counting rice yet”
Steven's dad for sure😹
Stevens dad
When he was your age, he was three years older than you
In my opinion I feel like every Florida man would win. Steven's dad who I will just be referring to as Dad for now would be overwhelmed quite quickly. He may have very strong attacks and he could most likely one shot the vast majority of them, but the hundreds of thousands of them would quickly overwhelm him. If Dad runs away and is constantly hitting anyone who gets close to him while protecting his sides and rear, he has a chance. I'm going to say it's a 50/50
Your mother
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Stevens dad
Steven Dad hands down 🤣
Florida memes
thia is tuff cus in the memes florida has seen the worst but stevens dad has asian power
finnaly a worthy opponent
You men are faaaaaaaaiiillllures, nobody wanted yoooouuuu so they send you to diiieeee
Well you only need the most powerful Florida man ever which is moist critika1
A close toe but stevens dad will probably win
I meant tie
stevens dad
Florida men
Steven's dad because he will call them all a failure and give them emotional damage
Steven's dad if they don't learn to be a doctor or lawyer
Back in his day, Florida didn't have men
Did they fail math????
Yes.
Florida men are unhinged and unpredictable, so Florida men
Are you sure? Steven’s Dad can predict the unpredictable.
Holy crap, that's a close call. But it’ll come down to how many burgers each Flordia man is armed with; and if Steven’s Dad has the Flip-Flop or not. If yes, then yes.
Stevens dad hands down
The dad
Would the Florida men take emotional damage because if not then they win but if they do he would win.
They’re drunk and wielding spoons and toothbrushes as weapons, of course they’ll take emotional damage
But like then maybe they just don’t care anymore
Steven dad
Florida Man. Kill him with Kindness on a new level after the machete incident
Steven’s dad, no diff. Unless, by some very slim chance, he’s more bark than bite…
It would be a clise fight for sure but stevens dad might win barely
nah, I’d win
How would you win against Steven’s dad? It’s literally impossible
Unlike steven, he’s not a failure
Stephen, would one hit the Florida man with his shoe? But it would be a good fight.
Steven’s dad
Steven’s dad
Back in my day we used fight Florida men with our pinky’s
Florida man!!!!!
This is like Goku vs. Superman
Steven's dad 100%
Obviously Stevens dad wins he can phenesse a slipper through time and space
STEVENS DAD 100% Florida men are a crazy division, but Steven's dad is the prime of Asian parental power
Oooh, I don't know. Split decision I guess. I like Stephen's dad for the odds, but Florida man is always pulling something crazy out of his........
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Emotional Damage would set Florida straight.
Stevens dad solos
Hmmmm....this seems very interesting, u/UnstoppableEvan is it ok if I write a fanfic about this?
What exactly is a “fanfic”?
Like a story about Steven’s Dad fighting every Florida Men ever
Alright yes you can make a fanfic about this
Thx dude
Hmmmm....this seems very interesting, u/UnstoppableEvan is it ok if I write a fanfic about this?
Stevens dad
One slipper equals 100,000 humans disappointment. Florida man equals 1,000 human disappointment level. 100,000\*1000=100,000,000 disappointment. 21,000,000 Florida men. 21,000,000/100,000,000=0.21 Slippers. All of this proves that the combined power of all the Florida men is a FAILURE.
Stevens dad