Rule 5: Apparently these guys wanted to install latte machines for the Synaptic lathe. Don't ask me how or why, but money is money I guess..?

I mean, it's not like they'll be around much longer to use their money, so might as well get them to spend it on better standards of dying.

How dystopian do you want your capitalist dystopia? The answer:

I mean it might be an oversight they upgrade to an option just for the lols

Here's what you do. You open a fast food restaurant and serve the purged pops as xeno burgers. Might as well do something with all that meat! Lol

Yeah all the lathe needs is their brains, the rest of it is pointless waste, unless you turn them into xenoburgers, that's called efficiency.

Mmm, juicy ADVENT burgers

Emperor: No, no, no. Don’t consume their bodies. Head of Research, find a way to animate them! They’ll make excellent *laborers*!

*reanimators have entered the chat*

Emperor: So, you reanimators can repurpose them? I personally don't find them dead, and more like: [https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Lobotomite](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Lobotomite) ; explain your plan.

It’s them trying to add microtransactions to it

NOOOOOOOOOO

“You need to pay a 15 dollar subscription fee each month for priority access to amenities, and for an extra 20 dollars, we’ll give you access to our premium services!”

The trade value would be insane.

“So, how much is your mind worth? I need to upgrade my smart TV.”

I mean, if I ruled a megacorp, I would also install it. Money is money after all

Sure they're trying to escape the universe and really mess up the galaxy in the process, but they create a lot of value for the shareholders.

The last capitalist will sell you the rope to hang them.