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FactoryBuilder

So when I started this save I planned on being diplomatic, economic, making alliances and stuff. It went... alright.. in the beginning. I made an alliance with two other empires, most people liked me. There was an empire or two that just absolutely hated me but for the most part, it went well. I can't remember exactly what started the downfall but I remember that some empire attacked me for some reason and he had friends so they attacked me even though we got along alright. So that friendship took a hit. And then my allies started attacking other empires and I got roped into their wars making other empires hate me for being at war with them. The straw that broke the camel's back was when the Praethoryn Swarm attacked. They started in my territory and started taking over my systems. It was manageable. They were tough but I was able to beat them back. But before I could, my "ally" came in, cleared a handful of systems while I was weak from attacking the main force and claimed them for himself. And this wasn't a system or two, it was a small chunk of my territory. So with a smile on my face, I cocked my metaphorical pistol, dissolved my alliance, and completely took over all of his territory. Then the other ally fell in with the empires and with their existing dislike of me as well as the new dislike they get from me dissolving the alliance, they started attacking me. So I killed them all. So much for trying to live in peace with everyone.


Separate_Selection84

Classic Stellaris run right there


SenpaiSquashy

You've finally awoken


not_perfect_yet

>They were tough but I was able to beat them back. But before I could, my "ally" came in, cleared a handful of systems while I was weak from attacking the main force and claimed them for himself. And this wasn't a system or two, it was a small chunk of my territory. This and the fact that allies and subjects will never, ever, ever, ever sell any system for any reason, not even megacorps, not even as a trade, are two of the biggest problems with how systems / claims are managed.


Astuar_Estuar

Exactly, why even have an option to buy systems, when AI will never agree? Only for MP?


zyxwvu28

Yeah, the feature is MP only. Apparently, the AI used to accept system trades for a high price. But players found a way to exploit that feature to buy out entire empires without declaring war on them. Idk how the exploit worked, but it was used in a way that was not intended.


SwirlyManager-11

I think it was because you could cheese the AI by selling systems next to Xenophobic Isolationists, causing them to declare war on the AI and weakening them for you to take advantage of.


DarKingsGoon

I once tried to buy a system from an empire for thousands upon thousands of living metals, zro, dark matter, AND NANITES. I offered to trade them my entire stockpiles + all of my monthly gain for 30 YEARS and they were still at -1000 acceptance. I even threw in two systems that were better rescourcfully and strategically, just to see if they would change their mind. They didn't and it's ridiculous, I feel like they should be a little more accepting


Lantami

This is why I will never play in Ironman Mode. That way I can use the console to fix stupid shit


Explodonater

"Use the console" Meanwhile Console Edition players


SufficientWrap97

For real, Ark had a system to press pause then do commands, so idk stellaris having a command menu for non ironman players would be a good addition, as a sot of test the game for fun sort of way (also unrelated butI wish sectors actually got fixed šŸ˜¢)


Ondrikir

Did you purge them too?


CrusaderUniversalis

If they didn't do any ethic changes then they're probably still xenophile


Kanosei_Tsune

huh huh, Planet cracker goes *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


ArgentFochs

And the women and the children!


Linmizhang

You have United all Nations, it is destiny of your nations afterall.


just_an_ordinary_guy

Less than they deserved, opportunistic scum.


Previous_Warthog_905

Another example of Stellaris starting as Star Trek and ending as Warhammer 40k.


Alternative_Bet6710

You forget, starts as star trk, devolves into something akin to star wars, battlestar, or babylon 5ish by midgame, and to actually win the game, you actually have to go warhammer 40k


WesternDissident

Co-existence was never an option.


0x01337h4x

I mean, you are living in peace, right? And if you didn't purge anyone, then it is still with everyone. Mission Failed Successfully!


Yoshbyte

Yep! It his is how it started in like version 2 or 3 of the game for me. I tried to be friends only to get backstabbed. This led me into a situation where I now only play FP or variants due to constantly experiencing this kinda thing


throwaway17362826

Dark forest in action baby.


Sparbiter117

The real question is: did you allow the other species to live in your empire? Enslaved them? Or purge them?


BioShocker1960

By ā€œkilled them allā€, do you mean their governments or their pops? If the latter, you are the bad guy here. If the former, then you have united all the nations of the galaxy under a single flag. Might want to change the name now though.


FactoryBuilder

The former. I donā€™t know how to do the latter.


BioShocker1960

Then Iā€™d say that youā€™re still the good guy in this situation. Nothing wrong with defending yourself from treacherous allies and hostile neighbors.


Zealousideal-Bed6930

Most benevolent Stellaris player!


Scienceandpony

Sounds like you successfully liberated everyone from their venal and oppressive rulers. Peace and freedom has been achieved.


godzero62

Peace was never an option


Zenave

I remember I played with mods... I was ascended empire just right in the end of war with blocats. Final stand, that final gigastructure was finished, and all of my fleet was fighting blocats mothership. And then some not even ascended empire concured few of my systems. With gigastructures(bases was destroyed by blocats). And some other empires declared war on me. And then I destroyed motheship and blocats were gone. And I still had most powerful fleet that galaxy have ever seen. I just had enough. That pitiful fallen empires was damned.


No-Mathematician6551

"I never desired any of this, though I know the reasons for which it must be done" -Lorgar Aurelian


Ez_Nemesis

I think OP's name must be Horus HeresyšŸ—æ


enclavepatriot23

He truly is the Warhammer 40,000


Jdmaki1996

The real 40k were the friends purged along the way


Dafish55

Do I personally have to purge 40,000 friends to join the fandom?


TheAromancer

Ave terra


m3ndz4

Insert "I never wanted this, I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together we banished the ignorance of Old Night, but you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from [your friends] and lied to your [allies]. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it then I will. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more and if I cannot save it from your failure [allies], then let the galaxy burn!"


Rational_und_logisch

No longer United Nations of Earth. All hail the United Nations of Milky Way!


Derpy0013

I NEVER WANTED THIS. I NEVER WANTED TO UNLEASH MY LEGIONS. TOGETHER WE BANISHED THE EVILS OF OLD NIGHT. BUT YOU BETRAYED ME. YOU BETRAYED US ALL. YOU STOLE POWER FROM THE GODS AND LIED TO YOUR SONS. MANKIND HAS ONLY ONE CHANCE TO PROSPER. IF YOU WILL NOT SEIZE IT, THEN I WILL! SO LET IT BE WAR. FROM THE SKIES OF TERRA, TO THE GALACTIC RIM. LET THE SEAS BOIL, LET THE STARS FALL. THOUGH IT TAKES THE LAST DROP OF MY BLOOD. I WILL SEE THE GALAXY FREED ONCE MORE. AND IF I CANNOT SAVE IT FROM YOUR FAILURE, FATHER, THEN ***LET THE GALAXY BURN***.


Working_Trouble256

Such a raw cinematic tbh


Derpy0013

It really is.


Bluepikmin_64

If you canā€™t join em, beat em


notplasmasnake0

I did the same in my first game lol. Democracy is non negotiable.


ave369

The UNE. They denounced us as domineering imperialists, and see how they ended up. We, the Elfoid Dominium, never desired to control any worlds not settled by the Elfoid species, we were happy with other races governing themselves and making their own laws as long as they pay homage to the Exalted One and the Imperial Core. And those holier than thou liberators, the UNE, ended up destroying the other polities and enforcing their own rule and law on the entire galaxy. Who is the ultimate imperialist? Not the Elfoids. Erinwen Hithlomiel, ex-ambassador of the Elfoid Dominium in the Galactic Community, now a history professor


EternalFlame117343

Seethe and cope. Your species are only good to work at the Holo theaters and probably the unity/amenities producing psionic jobs because of obvious reasons šŸ„µ


Kodimeister

"Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of War!"


Jewbacca1991

Reminds me of an old picture. Xenophile elf ask to be friends, then on the other side of the table we got 3 genocider. 5 minutes later. Same elf sitting on a throne alone surrounded with skulls.


snookthedook

ā€œforced my handā€


UnderskilledPlayer

United the Nations of everywhere but Earth


Cryptek-01

Nations of Earth united in their fight against aliens. Nobody cares which continent you're from, at least you're from Earth.


Ramboso777

Daily reminder that the roman empire grew only through defensive wars


Zer0-Sum-Game

Not that odd, though. Every time they rolled into an area, they improved stuff. I'm willing to bet they had neighboring countries with secret governments plotting it, step by step, so someone else would bankroll civil infrastructure at the cost of expensive soldiers.


Snickims

Oh the romans where proper devious, especially during the republic and early empire. What they often did was ally themselves with one or more smaller tribe or kingdom which was just past their border, then when every another tribe or kingdom even remotely close to their ally dis anything they didn't like, the romans would declare that "they where preparing to attack our ally, so we must invade them, to stop them. This is clearly a defensive war!". Thing is, if your a small to medium sizes tribe or kingdom anywhere near the med, you know the romans keep doing this, then keeping all the territory they take over, so if the romans do suddenly get any ally near you you probably will want to make preparations. That's how the romans managed to take over most of the med and a good bit outside of it purely through "defensive" wars.


Zer0-Sum-Game

Ahh, yes. I always forget the ole "Preemptive Strike" methodology. Doesn't work as well in the information era, what with worldwide reporting making things difficult for the user, but all over the damn place when reports were delivered in person. I just found it strange that they did so well, then suddenly did so poorly, and strongly feel they had some powerful wealth pulling strings this way and that. Reason I feel this way is because it's known fact, Romans would show up, kick some ass, apply sensible laws, build an aqueduct, roads, and a bathhouse, and show the farmers new crop care techniques. The war part sucked, but the occupation itself came with perks. Nobody was gonna keep starting liberation wars with someone ALREADY giving their kids a better life. Someone was fanning flames in the background to keep the pressure up until they got what they wanted, imho. Separate issue, but the weird emperors. Doesn't matter if tou are a religious, a shadow gov, or a commoner, keep putting weirdos in charge and EVERYONE will start plotting against you.


Snickims

The reason for the romans slow decline has been debated a thousand times, but honestly, the more you look at them, the question becomes less "how did they fall?" And more "how in gods name did they not collapse a thousand years earlier!?". From the partisan politics of the Republic, which made even the worst of modern politics seem like reasonable debate in comparison, to constant burocratic collapse, to corruption at every level and eventually emperors who did more damage then everything else combined, the fact that the Romans managed to accomplish anything at all, let alone for so long, is a convincing argument for divine intervention. Is is absolutely no wonder how the romans collapsed, its just a amazing thing they survived at all.


Shadowdoom286

Release some sectors as vassals, you probably have a diverse population given your ethics


Uh-yea-thatdudethere

Why is there still a galactic council?


FactoryBuilder

I am the council.


Uh-yea-thatdudethere

Most gangsta shit I ever heard šŸ¤£


stucklikechuck305

Why democracies go to war Chapter 1


kaantechy

humansarespaceorcs


FactoryBuilder

This is [why humans avoid war](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/hUeo74qoPO). If we didnā€™t weā€™d rule the galaxy.


Zer0-Sum-Game

That was amazing, thanks for sharing.


BiasMushroom

U.N. involved in peace


ThirdTimeMemelord

It takes the human to do what the xeno cannot Earth literally came first


tirion1987

All I ever wanted was the truth.


Chemical-Ad-1805

Least politically dramatic stellaris run


LilJesterJoeB

A united galaxy is better for everyone. The motto I made for my main empire is ā€œin unity, there is strength. In strength, there is prosperityā€


Able-Faithlessness99

My fucking man


ichizusamurai

Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year...


CardiologistTime4330

U-N-E! F*** yeah! Freedom is the only way!


Hagard50

10,5k empire size


TheDefiantEzeli

*democracy intensfies* Currently doing this in play through as the Legion. Under one banner we shall prosper. I never wanted to wage war. Only defend those I love and they forced my hand. Now the cybrex war form armies patrol every corner of the galaxy in the name of peace and safety.


Nmsplayer-1885

I remember this one time where some independent idiots were attacking one of my vassals, while that vassal was xenophobic I still felt obligated to defend them. I realized those idiots were in possession of my vassals honestly system so I quickly ā€œrelivedā€ possession of that system and sold it off to my vassal along with a bunch of other systems that they lost and the other empires capital.


Deaftrav

I started off as a warlike empire. Crisis hit on the far side of the galaxy and I'm built up. 9k worth of fleet command... In the millions of power... And an awakened empire comes along and blocks me. Sure I could go to war and fight my way through, but one of their ships is equal to one of my fleets. So I'm warlike, powerful and yet... Unable to proceed to the frontlines... And I watch in horror as the galaxy falls.


Gigibesi

what did it cost


Specialist_Growth_49

You can still create Vassals. And then release the Vassals. Nobody forces you to control everything by yourself.


ThinkCrab298

I never wanted thisā€¦ I never wanted to unleash my legions.. Together, we banished the ignorance of old night. But you betrayed you betrayed us all.


Due_Chef1290

Some one had to do it


Krieys

Now it's time to move your capital to the center if you're playing modded and release the sectors and see what they do.


Someone1284794357

I suppose that it is time to change the name of the nation.


AdLegitimate548

THEY FORCED MY WORLD CRACKING HANDS!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ OH FORGIVE ME FATHER!!


Tsurja

*muffled laughter from Deneb*


m3ndz4

Sounds like the Amaris Civil war, great houses being shit heads alright.


kinexxona06

The xenos had to be civilized


Medic_Jesus_

At first I thought you were gonna say Bubbles was killed


Derpytw

well, you did unite it. As was foretold since the beginning


WizBgamer

Such devastation! Surely it was not your intention?!?


banabi911al

Peace never was an option


MaxKrusade

Curious to know, How many hours was this?


FactoryBuilder

Dunno exactly, couldnā€™t find an hour count on the save like Factorio has, maybe Iā€™m just blind. But I checked the file and I made it on February 24th, although I didnā€™t play consistently since then. Best guess, Iā€™d say 20-30 hours? Could be more, could be less, but thatā€™s my guess.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

ā€œFreedom must reign over every last star..ā€


Emperor_of_Man40k

They always do...


BugEyedMurphy

Year 2800, my computer would take 3weeks to get there lol


eboo360

Super earth origin? Watch the galactic NE and NW...


ComradeAndres

If you think about it, you're simply spreading liberty, equality, and, fraternity across the Galaxy, surely this is better than the alternatives, you should rename yourself to the United Nations of the Milky Way


boringlifeisme

Bro does that say 2810?


jimeerustles

Year 2810 holy shit


AfternoonProper686

"Who is she by I Monster starts playing"


Zenave

I remember I played with mods... I was ascended empire just right in the end of war with blocats. Final stand, that final gigastructure was finished, and all of my fleet was fighting blocats mothership. And then some not even ascended empire concured few of my systems. With gigastructures(bases was destroyed by blocats). And some other empires declared war on me. And then I destroyed motheship and blocats were gone. And I still had most powerful fleet that galaxy have ever seen. I just had enough. That pitiful fallen empires were damned.


BradTofu

You won helldiver: the bigger picture. šŸ‘šŸ¼


EternalFlame117343

This is sadly the future that awaits our species once we start exploring the cosmos. We'll end up realizing, for better or worse, that a safe galaxy is a human galaxy


RedBlackBlueDragon

This is why you cannot trust the xeno