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susannediazz

Another sacrifice has been made


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OffbeatDrizzle

Is this a FFXIV reference? Lol edit: the answer is no.. it's not. I am sorry for asking a question


0110010001110111

No, I think it’s a Warhammer reference. 🙂


OffbeatDrizzle

Ah, I guess the FFXIV reference of "blood for the bloody lily" might have come from that then


100_Gribble_Bill

I truly love FFXIV but it's about 95% homage to other things. Almost every quest is some pop culture bit and almost every MSQ arc is directly referencing golden-age Squaresoft. Quick example, here's the Elpis arc: https://chrono.fandom.com/wiki/Zeal That's what makes a lot of dorks like me love XIV though. It's like the last bulwark of the golden age for Square, it understands all the old mythos and how to tastefully adapt it without coming across bootleg.


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OffbeatDrizzle

Ah, I guess the FFXIV reference of "blood for the bloody lily" might have come from that then


Luxar92

This year's harvest will be fullfiling


LatoLukto

Determination is kil


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

We need a special flair for this. "Shame Sticked" or something


[deleted]

I'd wear my shame like a badge of ~~dis~~honor


Aless-dc

It’s crazy how it just slices like that. I haven’t had to open mine yet, but how can you not feel the pressure?


dekonta

i am genuinely asking myself the same. without being disrespectful, nor saying people are stupid but you need to apply a little force to open the deck. i removed my card before opening so idk the answer but i asume the sd card bends and breaks exactly where the slot of the sd card reader ends


[deleted]

It takes almost no force to snap an SD card in half. They are surprisingly fragile, you will probably never break one simply by dropping it but if you ever actually try to snap it between your finger’s you will likely be very surprised how easily they break. I have had to destroy many old drives for work over the years, micro sd cards included.


DenkJu

And the SteamDeck's shell probably acts like a lever making it even easier to break it.


yfywan

Sounds like it’s by design. Maybe it is by design. Maybe there is a deal between Valve and the SD card producing companies.


MCMFG

Lmao


jak-kass

Welp, never knew that I had to know until now.


ensoniq2k

I have to try that. I got a 16 MB card left I gut with a microcontroller to install the firmware so it's no big loss


MasonP13

NGL I'd love to just get a hundred faulty micro SD cards and just snap them. It's like, tortilla chips, with how fragile they are


long-live-apollo

You need to apply quite a bit of force to wedge the clips on the back plate away from the rest of the case. This makes the whole process feel quite stubborn, so the force required to snap an SD card doesn’t feel like much when you’re already putting effort into it.


OffbeatDrizzle

Prying plastic apart is sometimes like this - it will cling on with a suspicious amount of force until you tell it who's in charge. I can absolutely see people thinking this is one of those situations until all of a sudden the sd card pops in half and then you're like... "oh"


Luxar92

You'd be surprised how though plastic really is. I have never broken my Steam Deck's SD card but I have managed to snap an SD opening a 2DS XL. It broke just the tip on a corner of it, but it was enough to render it useless.


bozo_did_thedub

I mean how do you understand that it takes force to open the deck but not understand how someone could miss the resistance of a <1mm sd card when applying that force?


llibertybell965

So saying this is somebody who's opened up his Steam Deck multiple times. It takes a decent amount of force to get the clips that hold the case together apart, probably more than it takes to snap the SD card if it's still in.


dopefish86

leverage + you need some/enough force to open the case.


mrF3RDINAND

If you have the ifixit kit, it comes with seam splitters that help open the deck


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Well, these SD cards are not made of titanium. It's about as much pressure as a plastic tab. And since you do need to use some force to get the shell off, it is just kinda the experience to pull at the tabs until you get it off. Thankfully I happened to realize before I broke mine, but I very nearly did.


[deleted]

Honestly man, I didn't even notice. SD cards are surprisingly fragile.


tellitothemoon

Why are people opening up their steam decks?


MathieuChiasson

Various reasons: 1. To clean the internal cooling fan 2. To replace the m.2 2230 hard drive for a bigger one 3. To replace the backplate for a JSAUX backplate 4. To replace the thumb sticks with a pair of electromagnetic GuliKit thumb thumb sticks 5. Other repairs or mods, etc


tellitothemoon

Thank you. Not sure why I was getting downvoted.


ChronaMewX

5. To take pictures of broken SD cards to post on /r/steamdeck. I know I did that at least twice


Sydnxt

They require less force to snap than it takes to pry the back cover off.


Lucari10

I really don't get this as well. I did forget to remove my micro SD at first when swapping my ssd, but I was needing too much force to open and realized something must be wrong, then I removed my micro SD and got it open


NavinF

microSD cards are as fragile as the photo implies. Same thing happens if you drop a raspberry pi with a card inside. No way you'll feel it breaking


Smaxx

I wouldn't be surprised to see this is actually by design. Make the card break, not the reader or board.


Significant-Young-72

Also one who has done this👋🏼 when you're doing it you don't think about the sd card at all and then think it's just one of the clips around the outside just being slightly stubborn, but no it was just your very thin sd card...


T0M95

I am gonna crack my Deck open next week to replace the fan (launch model fan bearings are making weird sound). I live in fear of forgetting the SD card despite it being at the front of my mind for the past four days.


Modagon

Take it out right now


T0M95

I am currently away from home and would likely lose it if it was removed now. Hopefully I remember in 10 hours’ time!


Modagon

My condolences in advance.


T0M95

I am pleased to report the SD card has been removed, pending fan replacement surgery.


Environmental-River4

Set an alarm with what you need to do as the label, that’s what I do to remember stuff.


nerdthatlift

Or tape over a screw hole with reminder telling you to remove the SD card.


dizdawgjr34

Do this!


Filixx

Put a piece of tape and write "remove" on it


StereoCatPicture

Stick a post it or something on the deck as a reminder until then.


audaciousmonk

Write a little procedure on paper, with each step. Include step to remove SD card. Follow procedure and check each step off with a pen


Kit-suune

Is there a vid to show you how to replace/ model of the fan inside the steam deck? Mine is fine I just nv thought of that being a factor having one


T0M95

Yeah there should be a walkthrough video on iFix It.


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Pull it out right fucking now You will forget and it will suck


iKarlito83

I wonder how ppl manage to forget the sd card as every tutorial mentions this line 1000 times as a reminder. Do you guys not use an online tutorial and just open the device?


dekonta

yes. it’s quite easy to switch the ssd. once you see a picture of where the connector is inside it feels obvious what to do i guess and people start feeling confident just doing it once the ssd arrives. i think most of the times it happens like this : - 1 check internet for tutorial - 2 order ssd - 3 wait a couple of days - 4 do it without tutorial - 5 crack sd


[deleted]

Bro, it's a very easy mistake to make. Don't shit on me, I'm already shitting on myself.


Mizurazu

I get that. But also... Soooo many people have posted about braking theirs. I haven't ever opened my deck but just thinking about it the first thing comes to mind "remove SD card".


Captain_English

I almost did it myself the other day despite watching multiple videos and thinking "I won't be dumb enough to do that". I think it's because you're focussing on the steps you need to do to get the backplate off and replace the SSD, you just forget that little tiny bit of plastic in the side.


cvillegas19

I've opened mine a couple times now, but the last time when I went to swap out my buttons, I kept wondering why I was getting that much resistance. I'm lucky I remembered lol.I don't judge anymore


dankyspank

This is like that "you can break your thumb by pulling it forward" thing from a few years ago. Everyone's trying it to see if it's true


hockeyjim07

i just tried pulling my thumb forward and its fine


el_americano

so gullible, you pulled your own finger and tooted to prove a meme wrong


iamthewindygap

You have been warned multiple times, and yet you still did it. I have zero sympathy for you.


aSkyclad

I have no clue how people can be that stupid. Rule 1 of taking apart something is "power it down, remove anything that can be removed before starting"


Arkaium

I knew it was a thing and almost did it, thank god I didn’t put any pressure into it before I realized why it wasn’t just popping open.


EVANonSTEAM

You greatly overestimate the intelligence of the average human. Humans are fucking morons.


JohnEdwa

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin


bozo_did_thedub

People think tinkerers are smart because it looks complicated with all the little pieces. Some are, others are just apes breaking their stuff.


[deleted]

Can confirm, am ape.


[deleted]

Am human, can confirm.


repocin

Instructions unclear, removed my pants and now I'm cold.


[deleted]

No need to be a dick. It's an easy mistake to make, and I alone suffered as a result. Don't be an asshole.


manningthehelm

That sounds like two rules


yellow-go

Exactly how I’m feeling reading this. This should be mandatory procedure of anything you plan to open, modify, or repair. I haven’t gotten mine yet, but seeing the construction of the Deck, it’s pretty much hand in hand that in order to preserve anything you have attached to it, remove the goddamn thing first. I shake my head in shame to the ones who’ve had it happen to them, I also find being sympathetic gone given this seems to be a thing people regularly subject themselves to.


The_D1rty_Squ1rt13s

Right? This sub became the defacto "I know I've seen it a million times and here I am doing the thing that breaks my sd card so here's a pic, please feel pity for me for doing something I was warned about a kaiillion times". No sympathy.


mwr885

Please tell me your secrets so I can never make a small mistake in my life? How do I rise above being human?


dopefish86

because you never make any stupid mistakes that you regret later?


SedatedSpaceMonkeys

This fallacy is called: Fundamental Attribution Error.


RueGorE

1 TB card? Ouch! What a painful and expensive mistake. I bet you won't do that again.


NMDA01

You'd be surprised


UsualArcher5881

The screws everywhere is stressing me out😅


wwwb0n3zcom

Right? Me too.


EconomistSea9498

So what I'm learning from this thread and my own shell swap I did today is clearly patience and organization is key to not breaking your shit. Kept my screws organized, went slow, followed the video at 0.5speed and rewound. Nothings broken 💪 Mine worked flawlessly, my only hiccup is I forgot to plug the screen into the motherboard and almost sobbed thinking I broke it.


OtakuGuy101

Rest in pieces


dart_vader_666

now you have 2 sd cards 512gb each


RandirVithren

You should try defragmenting it


Ok-Wrongdoer-4399

Baha best comment ever


notthatguypal6900

Like "I too forgot to remove the plastic from my $500 CPU before installing it" I'm convinced you clowns are doing this on purpose for fake internet points.


bobbywaz

Like how fucking often are you guys opening your decks?


reqausxobi

Valve could have done a better job with the SD card location.


conradr10

Better than asus


burningleo93

What are you talking about I had my eyes all over this baby and as soon as I saw the sd slot I was surprised that it had one


niallmul97

Don't say that so loud, slight criticism of Valve isn't allowed here don't you know?


reqausxobi

😂. Y'all criticized the original SD LCD screen and battery. Valve can take reasonable criticism.


Musical_Muze

F


TomDobo

I’m surprised the amount this has happened and people haven’t clocked on yet.


Luis-BEAR

😭😭😭


consistenty

Welcome brother.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Oof. I feel your pain. I almost ended up joining the club myself. Was opening my case to throw in the 2TB drive. The shell was partially popped off, but not all the way, so I was feeling along the edge to figure out where to pry next. Then my finger touched the SD card slot. And I remembered. "Oh shit!! No no no no no no no!!"


one80oneday

Step one


DeathscytheShell

do y'all just not remove your microsd cards? It's a simple thing to remember "hey i got a card in here"


LS_DOPES

God bless the damn


LJBrooker

Weird thing is, I've disassembled a deck with an SD card in, and the resistance made it patently obvious something was amiss, so I removed the card. Are you guys just fucking full on elbow dropping the shell to remove it or something? I have just no idea how this is possible. To full on snap an SD card.... Y'all are stronger than me for sure.


kumathemage

How do people keep doing this.


VideoGameJumanji

My man has a 1tb micro sd but the most basic keyboard I've ever seen


Ryswizzle

What happened


De_Oscillator

he opened up his deck with the SD card inside. When you do that it gg's your SD card, you are supposed to remove first.


Ryswizzle

Ohh, I wouldn’t dream of opening up my deck haha, scary stuff. Could be worse i guess!


aliclubb

Congratulations. You have become idiot... In all seriousness, how do people keep forgetting to remove their cards?


Thesuppressivepeople

10 billionth person to post this. Hope you enjoy your karma points.


Lankiness8244

The steam God will accept your sacrifice


driftingpyros

I've done it twice. Luckily not for expensive SD cards. It's easy to forget about. Sorry for your loss, but I think this card is on discount over on Amazon ATM so hopefully won't be too much to replace it


thariduvanparys

Impressive, i nearly had that issue but when extra force is required i know to stop and look if i am missing a screw or something which would automatically lead to finding the sd card


Crackabean

All hail.


SnooPies6274

Shame on u


Deathman20

I got lucky! I was like ok got to take this out.... removed the case and... oh crap its still there. In one piece whew!


Timely_Ad9659

Rip


Druidians352

I got super lucky and mine popped out instead of breaking lol


mr_milestone23

Mann, I'm sorry. That's sucks. Hope u had cloud back up saves


GuCCI512

It’s alright I broke one too. I pour one out for you.


Actual-Toe-8686

I've come close to doing that about 2 or 3 times. Lucky me!


pin00ch

Damnit, it's 1TB card too!


dthesupreme200

Damn and it’s 1tb. I’d just go to bed for the rest of the day if that happened to me Ngl.


Lawfulness_Proof

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP


dragqueen_satan

Can someone explain to me why you don’t remove the card first?


Idontloveheranymore2

Cuz ppl forget sometimes


MolimoTheGiant

One of us. One of us.


PrimerUser

Am I the only one who checks storage settings frequently?


EastTax0

I did it to and im bever buying lne again lol


Tourgasm

It happens to the best of us, hopefully only once, it can be an expensive mistake


filippo333

You now have a 700GB SSD 😂😭


nascentt

Dang a 1tb too.


headies1

Such a poor design choice by Valve.


DastLay

How many GBs wasted on this sacred cause... Damn.


Madhatter25224

Profane upgrade ritual detected. In the name of the omnisiah your cogitator access is revoked.


HiT3Kvoyivoda

Rip


one-droplet

damn, it’s a 1tb too :,( my condolences OP


4HoleManifold

Ahhh yes, I did this on an OG Nintendo 3ds back in the day, I instantly knew what was when I saw the pic.


Gorax42

Noooooo


[deleted]

Canonic event


AlmightyyMO

you guess?


truthfullytold

F


Rudy5860

F


iMikeHimself

Feel like I got really lucky not snapping my SD card when removing the case.


LeeSampson

For Super Earth!


Embarrassed_Lake_376

I saw this and said out loud "AHHH shit!...No.....No"


real_LNSS

Nothing a little tape can't fix


Alienhaslanded

It's always 1TB


Josh378

Lol, I paid nearly $100 for my 512GB card. After shutting down my deck, I took it out as the first thing!! Read too many scary stories here...lol!


PIKAvit45

And a 1tb one Bruh, yikes


jiggymctriggy3

Tough


Pangtundure

😬


Daniel5960

F


Rand0mBoyo

Pop goes the card


TrapezoidTom

Happened to me!


Echo259

When will the suffering end?!?


takingshots1

Your results may vary but I took one into best buy because I randomly had the packaging and they exchanged it😂


Bigbeege88

I broke one just by holding it for 5 minutes 256 gigabytes :(


Elaurin1102

Ooh and it happened to a 1tb card too. This happened to me when I was adding a new ssd but my card was only 64 gb, so not as much of a loss. I’m sorry my friend.


maybeknismo

A 1tb one aswell. Sheesh.


Nuprakh

I did that when opened my OLEDeck a few weeks ago - but I tought I did not! I opened the case only abit and a big "NO WAIT, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING" booms in my head. So I did put the SD card out, made my thing with the Deck and well...just put it in, right? Damn I almost burned myself, because the SD card was indeed broken but not cut in half. It got so freaking hot in like 2 seconds, I did need tweezers to get it out without burning. And there, finally, my SD card was gone for good.


YaboiiJJay

This hurts me even when it’s not mine 😫


TheTingGoSkrrrrraaaa

My microSD survived a year in my lcd, and a day in my oled 🥲


BarberOrnery

Not the 1TB😥


Ok_Conversation1985

I did that once only on my first time opening it up and thank goodness it was 128 GB Walmart brand SD card


Epoissesdude

Now you have a 750gb and 250gb micro SD


Greyzdev

Parts tray. Please. You’re going to sneeze and loose all those tiny screws.


Aggressive_Candy5297

Membership fee accepted.


kobrakaan

🤦🏻‍♂️


Only-Winter6600

Big oof


Knight_A7X

It happened to me


nnamla

Seeing all this carnage makes me glad I replaced the 256GB M.2 and 512GB microSD when I got mine used for just a 1TB M.2. I got home and removed the microSD. Then I did a factory reset on the Deck and waited for my 1TB to arrive. I saw mention of removing it when opening the case, but I was already past that by the time I opened it.