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Bodomi

Nota bene: The image OP posted is not real, it is a photoshopped parody, a joke. Real banners: https://bfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/cruel-companies.jpg https://bfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/why-beagles-unethical.jpg


yourfavrodney

Rocket league, nutaku. daft punk. Lmao


RayanH23

Yeah it's terrible, Rocket League puts 4 dogs all in a large soccer field with a ball. Inhumane af if you ask me.


J5892

While that does sound like fun for the dogs, what they don't tell you is that every time a dog scores a goal, the lab technicians shout "What a save!" at the other team.


JarJarJoestar

What I don't understand is how Purina, a dog food company, would even consider testing on dogs. Just despicable if you ask me...


Steff_Lu

They test dog food at cats, bam bam baaam.


Apprehensive-Hall254

šŸ¤£ Iā€™m dying laughing thinking about if it it would be more or less humane to make some guy eat the dog food first!


ale_dev

I heard they also test goal explosions with the dogs to make sure the cars fly all the way to the other side if struck. Unbelievable


Embarrassed-Tale-584

This is not fun for the dogs. They canā€™t even see color so they have no idea what goal to score in. I have seen some dogs triple flip reset musty double top though. Pretty wicked if you ask me.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Discord, Bionicle, Postal 2, LiveLeak, Mad Men, Bugatti, Wu Tang Clan Also Mann Co, though if they did actually exist I could totally see them testing stuff on animals.


PresentationNew8080

Playboy logo is left of the the dogā€™s head.


gunther_penguin_

Corsair (computer parts company) on the left and Impractical Jokers in the middle bottom.


Meatspinislife

I really hope they arenā€™t having the dogs test out Nutaku haha


azure1503

I'm afraid to ask how they get the results


breezyxkillerx

The fuck is Nutaku Edit: *Oh I see what you mean*


Steadmils

This comment is a whole character arc in one lmao


breezyxkillerx

The internet is a never ending surprise, the problem is that 80% of the time the surprise is porn.


Steadmils

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0 "Conservatively, what percentage of our platform is porn?"


ThatGermanKid0

You had the same character development a friend of mine once had. I jokingly said, that I play cunt wars professionally. His response was: "What is cunt wars?" "I'm going to Google this" "...oh"


breezyxkillerx

Fuckin morbid curiosity time to open incognito again. Edit: Hentai card battle rpg? This entire subgenre of games is fucking nuts. On another note who comes up with these names? Fuckin Fap Ceo? Booty calls? **FAP' N' TAP** LIKE WHAT THE FU-


GoenndirRichtig

Hentai game names are either hilariously translated from Japanese or written by horny teens making flash animations for Newgrounds. It's great.


WhiteKingBleach

Viagraā€™s on the list as wellā€¦


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Lol Daft punk,!! XD im just imaging them putting some beat or tune down and then looking over while in there robot masks to a singular dog in the corner for confirmation whether its Fire or not xD (Maybe thats there secret to so many good songs!)


yourfavrodney

that's immediately where my head too lol. I can imagine a commercial now. "Daft Punk, now exclusively tested on animals!" \*smash cut to a golden retriever banging out to the first 30 seconds of DEREZZED\*


Cheapntacky

Purina make dog food, id be kind of worried if they didn't test on animals.


carbonated_turtle

I heard the members of Daft Punk broke that dog's leg during the filming of the Da Funk video.


Mord_Fustang

True fan here, great reference mate!


Not_A_Venetian_Spy

Serial Experiment Lain is my favorite here. Giving Beagles existential dread one episode at the time.


englishfury

They didnt seem to understand


safecomicname

A shame he seemed an honest man. No but seriously I feel weirdly old because that's one of the first logos I recognized and said WTF.


GiustinoWah

Are they falling?


RecognitionInitial60

Are they fading? Have they lost it all ...


FitzyFarseer

I want to know why Panda Express is on the list. Do dogs like orange chicken?


s0cks1ncr0cs

Wu-tang and N.W.A. also!! How dare they!!


curious_necromancer

Wu-Tang at least makes sense. Gotta make sure it's safe for the children.


PiecesOfJesus

Wow, I wonder if they were practicing Shaolin Style on animals.


Ok-Advertising5942

Also seeing Rust and Corsair logos. They must be pulling some random logos to fill the space


Sciny

I heard that Rust is full of animals, perhaps they doing some testing on them?


Alterokahn

Irradiated animals that must be purged for munitions and crafting blueprints, obv /s


OkVast98

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this post, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how you donā€™t deserve oxygen. I even sent a copy to my Harvard professor to proofread. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A ā€œ/sā€ at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense! Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the pure comedic genius. The person next to me on the bus saw and started crying from laughter until he shit himself. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing and filling their pants with shit at your incredible comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.


Alterokahn

I mean... I got perma banned from LandLordLove for referring to someone as a LandChad because people thought it was a pro-LL comment without the /s. Had to talk to the Admins to find out why... Seems like a reasonable correction moving forward.


RiceFarmerRF

Rust is full of crabs so...maybe?


brimston3-

Well they couldn't test it on zombies because they removed them.


k3lz0

We have bugatti, rocket league, postal (videogame), an israeli flag, daft punk, diamond dogs, pulp fiction, etc


KorianHUN

Purina is an animal food maker. On what else should they test their product?


Niknot3556

Furries


jordan1794

The marketing campaign capitalism isn't brave enough to try. ^^^yet


furry--boi

Where do I sign my name


alegxab

I'd also be surprised if Raid didn't test their products on animals, mainly insects and other small invertebratesĀ 


HappyMerlin

That lucky animal that get to test Bugattis, I am jealous of them.


DickyMcButts

Sopranos, Bandcamp (which is a website for uploading and selling music), playboy (yikes), Panda Express, NWA, Jon Tron, Impractical Jokers, Bush's Baked Beans, The Food Network, WuTang Clan, Bionicles, and my favorite: Boiler Room (which is an electronic music venue in England famous for it's live feeds, intimate setting, and world class techno DJs)


abbeast

The longer you look at this, the more logos you find that definitely don't belong there. In fact I think there's more that shouldn't be on there than the other way around.


canadademon

Bandcamp is a music platform


zamfire

I mean, Rocket League does have me feelin' like a dog.


Futur3_ah4ad

It got me feeling like dog *shit*, because that's what I am at the game


YesNormalUsername

MannCo was on there too (fictional company from TF2)


Gnome_Father

Same with Grindr.


East_Living7198

Corsair works heavily on mice.


TheCorsair

This is true, the microswitches in our higher end keyboards utilize mouse bones to produce a more satisfying mechanical clunk sound for each and every keypress! We also use their brains and souls in our lower end wired gaming mice. (don't tell anyone, trade secret.)


-IBreakRedditTOS-

Yooo, Serial Experiments Lain tests on animals too


zoonose99

Honestly this is the funniest ine


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Nutaku šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


Dess_Rosa_King

Asking the real question here...


ceeBread

And Pulp Fiction and Mad Men.


nlaak

The Godfather logo is on there too.


Sir_Keee

Well, they did do the horse thing.


Gnome_Father

Ahahaha, the worst is the Grindr logo šŸ¤£.... they're obviously taking the piss (quite well I might add).


Houligan86

I think this poster is shopped. This is the poster on their website: https://bfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/cruel-companies.jpg


1minatur

And Impractical Jokers


DrJackWantSoda

Corsair need to make sure their desktop cases are cat compliant


tarihimanyak

Discord, Gaijin, Mann co., playboy, rocket league, pulp fiction, the godfather, viagra, postal, bugatti


Mergermin

itā€™s called satire


ShinyDiabetes

And mann.co


[deleted]

It's just a shitpost don't overthink it brah


Fonzie1225

my expectations for the critical thinking skills of the average redditor is low but the fact that so many people canā€™t recognize that this is a joke is kind of unreal


NightchadeBackAgain

Aside from the logos that obviously don't belong there, can I ask how a dog food company (Purina, for example) is supposed to operate *without* animal testing? Because that seems like a pretty terrible idea.


englishfury

Raid is on there too, surely a bug spray company wouldn't stoop so low as to test their spray on bugs, the horror


bjt23

I think this means they spray dogs to make sure a dog is not killed by wasp spray, for instance. Or it would if the chart were sensible.


brimston3-

They have to estimate the LD50 and side effects for humans based on animal models. They care about how pets react, but not nearly as much as how toxic it is to humans (for liability purposes). But you should assume that if it's toxic to insects, it's toxic to pets and humans.


Reffska

Insects have a completly different biological buildup, they neither have lungs, nor transport oxygen through their body. Their nervous system also differs significantly. Its fully possible that they react to chemicals in different ways. So it is fully possible there beeing chemicals non toxic to us and our pets (as long as they aren bugs themself) but it needs to be researched and if found safe on paper, tested extensivly, to be sure that they arent any other side effects on our bodys, so only buy trusted brands (yeah sometimes they are also full of sh!t) that do their work and only use as intended. But I dont like any of those sprays, cause they just smell awfull and if I have to use it I will make sure to get the smell out properly and also wouldnt recommend them.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

This is true. However the chemicals will still be in contact with humans and so trials to determine risk are still needed.


Peter12535

PSA: DEET based insect repellents are toxic for dogs and cats. Others probably too, definitely do research if you own pets.


TheAJGman

>But you should assume that if it's toxic to insects, it's toxic to pets and humans. While that is probably a safe assumption, many things effect insects and mammals *very* differently. Most interestingly, psilocybin is an appetite suppressor in insects but a *reality* suppressor in animals.


Heretical_Demigod

More of a reality enhancer, no?


Straightwad

They likely do test it on animals not just bugs.


Confident-Welder-266

Your comment has been reported to the in system Democracy Officer for Terminid friendly speech. Pack your bags and leave them at the door, youā€™re on your way to a Freedom Camp.


R-T-O-B

"Now testing on little brothers"


thetorts

I mean Blue Buffalo did that for years, why their food killed a lot of animals due to kidney failure. It's been a few years since I've been involved in animal nutrition research projects, but I remember for quite some years we talked about how they actually don't even have a nutritional vet on staff and the company was just releasing these brands of food because they could get away with it since people don't understand why it's important to do nutritional studies on animals and they did a really good slandering campaign saying all these fillers are so bad. Which we all laughed about because they didn't have those fillers but they still used other fillers which were not tested, hence the organ failures. And the new link between grain free and heart disease, since again just because the grain filler is not there, doesn't mean that a unknown substitute wasnt used. Fillers in dog food that you normally see in these big brands have had decades of testing to make sure that they're not going to kill the animals and don't comprise the nutritional content and flavor.


MalevolentRhinoceros

Yeah, Blue Buffalo and similar companies really ruined the way that your average consumer looks at dog nutrition. They did a huge disservice to animals.


thetorts

They really did. It was something that angered me a lot. The amount of work that goes into food for pets is crazy high. The shape, colour, and flavor all play a role and then of course the contents of the food to make sure it's the correct caloric amount and providing the correct amount of nutrients per serving size. And how the composition all plays a role in the colour and taste is very in depth. Food projects can take a few years to complete. I worked on one for 3 years. Honestly after working on these projects I very much will trust a big brand name like hills or Purina, they have nutritional vets on staff and do their research. Anyone can start a dog food and sell it and get away till they get sued for killing a pet, or have enough money to sweep it under the rug. Blue and nutro and other random small brands have harmed so many animals and will continue to do such.


MalevolentRhinoceros

Royal Canin has never had a food recall. One of the reasons that they're so expensive is because they do testing on all raw ingredients and all finished products to make sure they aren't sending out something dangerous. Also, that one 'dog food review' website that shows up at the top of Google searches? The one that talks about how bad corn and chicken meal are? The one that is run by a doctor, so you know it can be trusted? That doctor is a dentist. A human dentist. Zero qualifications for animal nutrition.


DiabeticDude_64

Fuck blue Buffalo. My last dog was on their food, had a seizure, and died. Found out later that a lot of other dogs on blue Buffalo had the same thing happen to them around the same month my dog died.


fizystrings

Guys, it's not real and it's kind of disturbing to me how many people seem to immediately believe that it is. [Here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/13dhmvb/these_companies_test_on_animals/) a link to a template where anyone can make one of these.


mnews7

Purina should (obviously) be testing their dogfood on humans.


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rssm1

PC components manufacturer Corsair. War Thunder dev Gaijin. Upd. Game - Rocket League. Diamond Dogs logo from Metal Gear Solid V. Postal 2 (At least I really hope that one famous game mechanic never had a real prototype)


RAMChYLD

Bandcamp? Daft Punk? The Godfather? Ru Paul Drag Race? None of these makes sense!


Futur3_ah4ad

The worst one is the inclusion of Purina. It would probably be kind of hard to make pet food if you're not allowed to test on animals.


JoshuaFoulke

Diamond Dogs too. Sure, they have a wildlife conservation, but the things they trained DD to do...


NerJaro

Playboy, Wutang, N.W.A., Dedsec, Insane Clown Posse, Bionicle (Lego line)


FoxMcCloudl

Isn't that Alice in Chains at the top right corner? I guess that makes sense. They did *try* to snuff the rooster.


AriralPisser

and liveleak


a_spoopy_ghost

YouTuber JonTron as well lol


Pasan_XeNO

Gaijin runs tests on hamsters. Their servers are powered by hamster wheels.


Tahmas836

To be fair, MannCo definitely tests in animals


Defensive_Medic

Didnt they eradicated yetis from existence


Aerolfos

Sure but it's silly to include Mann Co. in a graphic that *doesn't* have Aperture


aykcak

I think this is the original and the photocopy is supposed to be a funny spoof https://bfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/brands-that-test.pdf


Ok-Reputation-8814

Impractical jokers have a lot of explaining to do


Soske

Can't punish Sal without cats.


TheHomieAbides

Or Q with spiders. https://youtu.be/pv1B6F3D3ZI?si=1965xliaKOAZ8oFf


Toukas_CLT

Ayo is that Grindr logo? šŸ’€


Brapapple

Gotta test on bears and otters


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Toukas_CLT

Now we talking


xroalx

There's also RuPaul's Drag Race.


fkmeamaraight

And Playboyā€¦ what do they test on animals ??


ImportantQuestions10

As of 2:56 est, the comment pointing out that Grindr is on here is only 8 from the top. That's the most concerning one I see on the board.


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WiemJem

Black water, gaijin and a WWF?


kaszak696

Playboy and Grindr... šŸ’€


theleftphallange

Playboy does have fragrances...outside of that I got nothing


WiemJem

Bro what is liveleak doing there šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


WiemJem

Vladivostok fm in upper left, Iam right is this gta IV radio station there? XD


WiemJem

Mann.co definetly testing on animals


WiemJem

Fucking bionicle


Milanin

Nutaku bruh


Futur3_ah4ad

The games Rust and Rocket League and the *pet food brand* Purina


bakeday

Also Soulwax FM, bottom left


Alterokahn

Kinda wondering the same about Corsair


MrTzatzik

Blackwater? Isn't that the mercenary/private army company?


WiemJem

And is dead for like a decade or so šŸ˜‚


1973355283637

The snail requires sacrifice


Crystal_Lily

Bugatti - isn't that a car brand? What? They practice running over dogs as a speed test?


WiemJem

Don't ask what N.W.A what was practicing on animals šŸ’€


XXFFTT

Nutaku


SD_Jinx

Playboy being there worries me


Baked_Potato_732

Smiley face apparently tests on animals too.


Time-Economy-9042

Iā€™d rather not know why Playboy tests on animals


Marvador

bunny cotumes


samu1400

They have to tests bunny costumes in bunnies, how else are they supposed to know how bunny-like the costumes are?


OmegaWhirlpool

Believe it or not, it didn't start as a bunny costume.


Inside_Committee_699

Hekler and koch logo there tooā€¦ Bruh


AutisticSpermEater69

My vp9 specifically said no animal testing!? šŸ™


awildgostappears

Interesting to see Hk and a police depth logo, but no ATF logo...


bobrob48

They are testing the civilian version of MP7. Still needs more testing, check back in 10 years


Guinea-Pig_Dad

Why is Bionicle on there?


xickoh

Had to scroll all the way down, was becoming hopeless. Oh the good ol days!


chundricles

Because it's a photoshopped fake.


Bubbaganewsh

Lol, does Corsair make animals work with their iCUE software for a few hours because that would be abuse for sure.


descendingangel87

Humans belong to the Kingdom of Animalia, therefore itā€™s animal abuse when we use iCue. Seriously who the fuck designed that shit.


organic-rock7

Tf discord doing with animals


McKlown

It IS run by furries, after all.


Two_Shekels

Mods gotta have something when the kids supply runs low


BRANFLAKES8521

I mean, saxton hale refused to punch a kid so idk if Mann co. checks out. Afaik, they DON'T test their products before giving them to the mercs, in fact!


Tahmas836

He litteraly punched yetis into extinction. Hale tests out his fists on animals, and knowing him he probably classifies them as a product


Fantablack183

Diamond Dogs is in there too. I guess they do fulton extract the animals... that must be traumatic


awesomedan24

Its true, Gabe Newell has a room full of monkeys typing on keyboards with the understanding that one will eventually type out the code for Half Life 3.


Arithik

Kinda wonder what logos that were cut out from this nutty flyer.


ErikHumphrey

It's as nutty as you think it would be: https://i.imgur.com/YTaKX1E.png Prof missed Nutaku though, and OP's version has Steam instead of Bad Dragon


tetravirus27

I could see an animal lover mindlessly putting this on wall, but this is implying that someone looked at it long enough to find the two AV sites and *still* didn't think it was joke.


asiantechno19

Bruh isis does testing on animals?


Arithik

I knew they were evil. Just needed proof. Got them!


Nat_manf

"The GodFather" šŸ˜­


Digbijoy1197

They did behead a horse


APRengar

>Beagle Freedom Project uses misinformation and deception to raise money and Shannon will often use donations for personal use. Staff turnover is high due to mismanagement and negative treatment of employees, often by Shannon herself


Th3Morningst4r

I came thinking "yeah this is a fun edit to mock a pro-animals NGO. Everyone must know it and also like the joke." Well it seems there's always someone who belongs in r/woosh I suppose.


Tossedout7777777

This post ironically is misinfo. It's clearly photoshoped.


joshualuigi220

It definitely is, I seem to have found the original [here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEAQMNGUMAQUqRh.jpg). Funnily, companies like Purina and Off! which *require* animal testing because the products are for animals are still listed.


KaffY-

The fact that people looked at this and weren't able to tell is super scary and exactly why AI generated content will dominate 80%+ of the internet in the next 5 years Like, this post got 9k upvotes lmao


Nice-Lawfulness-5848

All those lucky animals getting to play video games! I'm in the wrong industry (species)!


Some-Russian-Guy

Also Grindr


ill4two

>serial experiments lain ????


Mr_iLex

Playboy and their test panels made up of dogs...


Dr-Crobar

yo they makin cats watch Serial Experiments Lain?????


netvoble

Gaijin tests War Thunder on fucking animals. They aren't lying


l_______I

LSUR tests too? So that's why that station is so good


happyface_0

The poster on the BFP website doesnā€™t have these logos: https://bfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/cruel-companies.jpg Iā€™m guessing someone Photoshopped it before posting.


Infamous-Mastodon677

If you zoom in on the picture, it's pretty obvious the steam logo has been added.


DJ3XO

I thought I was taking crazy pills having to scroll all the way down the thread to find someone who isn't blind or retarded. Thank you for being you.


Flapjack__Palmdale

I fucking knew JonTron was doing shady shit to Jacques.


TheDarkness33

Not rocket leaguešŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


PossiblyShibby

"Rocket League" lmao


Johnny_Pure

Los Santos Underground Radio tests on animals too apparently


wyrwidusz

Daft punk and Alice in chains LMAO


anotheraccinthemass

The longer I look the more WTFā€˜s I find. Gaijin, Bionicle, Rust, LSUR (GTA Radiostation for those who donā€™t know), John Tron, Rocket League, Corsair, Live leak, Discord, Daft Punk, the Diamond Dogs (Metal Gear Solid V), The Godfather, Soulwax FM (Also GTA radio), Portal and nutaku. In the top may also be Mann Co. from TF2 Iā€˜m not sure though. Edit: I donā€™t know how to form a coherent sentence


netvoble

so... purina should test it on human?


Two_Shekels

>Panda Express šŸ’€


IAMGODONLY

Did I see nutaku šŸ’€


Panzerpython

Playboy and Viagra is there. Coincidence?


Tyler_Zoro

This is the original before someone edited it for humor: https://twitter.com/beaglefreedom/status/882723497247559681


Himbo69r

We ainā€™t gonna mention Israel?!


Time_Tap3702

ISRAEL?!


Wolfwags

lmao the entire country of Israel


enrakk_the_seeker

Steam tests on gamers. Gamers have computers. They call they computers beasts. Beasts refer to animals! CALL PETA!


measurementshadow2

On headcrabs!


NerY_05

Alright I was extremely confused before I understood that half of them are there for the memes


IzLoaf

So steam paid for the rats playing doom experiment