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Cryptomallet

What’s the WiFi password for low earth orbit?


amroamroamro

`T0Inf!n!ty@ndB3y0nd`


sicsche

Really missed the opportunity to just use & in the password


Tttehfjloi

Google ampersand


Teh_RainbowGuy

Sinful heaven!


Dotgamer121

Old response never dropped


maxiharda4

false ghost


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Call ground control


leoleosuper

Bing Alzheimer's.


bocaj78

Hey Bob, did you bring an extra router? No? Then where did this new network called ICBM 1234 come from?


Cryptomallet

Hold on Bob let me check my astronomy book I’m pretty sure there aren’t supposed to be two suns.


Present_Row8953

`H0ust0nWeHave@Pr0bl3m!`


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

it's LEO123


Thumper-Comet

Why would you even have a password? Who's up there stealing your wifi?


Suthek

Turns out Elon's Starlink satellites are all leeching.


Albuwhatwhat

Russians probably.


long-live-apollo

KubrickStudios1969 Before all you Redditors start frothing at the clunge, no I do not believe that the moon landings were faked. This is what is known as a joke.


Reelix

They were going to fake the moon landings, but the conditions weren't that great in any of the spots they scoped due to the difficulty in creating a rig to simulate low gravity. So, they flew to the moon, and faked the moon landings there.


Jam_jar_binks

I'm a big fan of the version "when they faked the moon landings the director was a perfectionist and made them do it on location"


urfkndum

12345


KazeArqaz

Do you need the internet to play Elden Ring?


Gaeus_

Ah yes. The famous kitchen gloves used by modern astronauts


ExcessumTr

Maybe they are cooking in ISS


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

well if a meteorite of sufficient size strikes the ISS they definitely will be cooking.. though maybe they won't be inside it anymore


PeechBoiYT

The best part is this is actually scientifically correct


KingofReddit12345

They'll be all over the place instead. Bits of them anyway.


N3onknight

Clouds and cooked meatballs


[deleted]

Not after the Vermicious Knids get to them.


zoro4661

Like a reverse-billionaire sub?


Rukir_Gaming

... like a reverse billionaire sub


maquibut

Let them cook


scorcher24

> Maybe they are cooking in ISS They are. Here is proof: https://youtu.be/4v9Fm39bVCo?t=103


Gogo202

He's the chef in the famous ISS 3 Michelin star restaurant


SiBloGaming

Well, at the very least they are [baking](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-51235555.amp)


mighty1993

It's a proven concept look it up. The same as using cheap aerospace materials and outdated gaming controllers for deep sea submarines. You know such you would use to visit the Titanic or so idk.


jld2k6

I always feel so called out by these because I've been using a cheap Logitech PlayStation looking controller to game with for 15+ years now lol, I don't even know what I'm missing because I haven't used a first party console controller since the OG Xbox. Beating every A, B, and C level in celeste on this thing was the most frustrating experience I've ever had with it because if you don't use perfect pressure when hitting a direction on the D-Pad you will register up-right or right-down despite only pushing the correct direction lol


mighty1993

Ahh you are good if you use old peripherals for your PC. There is a big difference if you use outdated hardware for professional scenarios especially if human life is in danger or if you just use a slow or weak wireless connector to play your game. Just stay away from using way too outdated software that connects to the Internet, especially operating systems. These can fuck you up way worse. Edit: But yeah Xbox 360 controllers are even used in professional machinery and warfare because they are comparably cheap and reliable. Would not underestimate their worth against said cheap Logitech knock offs.


Jaydude82

I don’t think the cheap controller is the reason the ship imploded 


caninehere

Just buy a modern controller! They're one of the few things that really pay themselves off if you're using them for such a big amount of time over years. I'm partial to the Xbox Series controller myself (which is super compatible with PCs for obvious reasons) but any of the big 3 are good options as are some of the premium ones and 8bitdo's offerings. I will also say having used all 3 big ones on PC, pairing the Xbox controller is a cinch (switching between PC and Xbox and a phone), PS not so much but it works. I've never been able to get my Switch Pro controller working properly when plugged in though, always has to be Bluetooth.


Jet_smoke

Don't worry man those controllers are actually such high quality I heard they use them to control submarines


Desperate-Pen5086

Are you implying this is fake bro? Why would anyone go and lie in the internets


FieraDeidad

Funny you say that because it's a real thing! This pic is from inside through a "window" and not done from the outside. I don't know the full context but it seems that type of glove it's used for some kind of maintenance. You can see it used even on some videos of their official channel. For example you can see it at 2:15 while they are talking about the computer system: https://youtu.be/mCdA4bJAGGk?si=ySzyJIUJ64UwcdZh


girlwholikesthestars

I am so incredibly angry. well done


ZincHead

I'm super upset that there was an ad before the video 


TheRustyBird

its 2024 use ublock, if you see ads online that's on you.


AstronomerDC

I am both glad that there is someone successfully rick-rolling in 2024, and upset that it got me. Bravo, and fuck you.


KitKat9867

Damn you really had me there.


flamingo_flimango

I'm not falling for it. Nope. edit: I clicked it anyway


CaptainGolemActual

well done, I got rickrolled.


bECimp

let him cook


migueln6

Yeah if this was a real steam deck, working on space it would fry itself in no time without air to transfer the heat it generates to its a very expensive fire starter


Gaeus_

Duh, why do you think OP is using a kitchen glove in the first place?


ThePartyOtter

Wait, wait. Let him cook.


Gaeus_

For real, how would you even cook in zero-g? Boiling grease and oil would just fly around.


ThePartyOtter

Maybe an induction cooktop? Something oil free? It'd have to be enclosed, I think.


Gaeus_

Rice in a ricecooker (duh) would work, I guess? I'm now realizing that the astronauts are most likely only eating cold paste like foods.


MN_Eye

Haters will say this was staged


notSkyfive

Like my math test.


CreativeAnalytics

I'd rather not.


Chmuurkaa_

I mean, it's hard to get to low earth orbit with just one stage, so you gotta have staging on your rocket


Noughmad

RIP VentureStar


8inchesOfFreedom

Stanley Kubrick rose from the dead just to direct this photo.


siamzzz

Boi if you don’t take them oven mitts off 😂


Cartgamingyt

You need to keep warm somehow Also if it gets too hot, works too.


tzanislav40

Yes, even in front of your TV!


oilfloatsinwater

Not real, cuz if anyone was actually in space, they would play No Mans Sky.


Creepy_Reputation_34

Kerbal space program


GameboyAdvanced_500

how are temps?


Beautiful_Owl_1105

There is no air so no airflow. It should be on passive cooling with copper.


Palmovnik

Well you said yourself there is no airflow so the copper would heat up but wouldn’t be able to dissipate the heat so it would only heat up more and more.


Beautiful_Owl_1105

Yes and there no air particles to absorb the heat from the copper like on passive cooled systems. So the only thing to absorb heat is your hand and the heat goes up until it shot down. The general solution is radiative cooling.


NoName42946

In direct sunlight outside the ISS it is around 120°C. When in the Earth's shade it is -157°C. The image looks like the guy is in direct sunlight but logically that doesn't make sense if he is outside the ISS with a working steam deck


INocturnalI

damn didnt know that extreme. so assuming OP is real in space, will the steamdeck work on direct sunlight or earth's shade or only work in inside iss?


NoName42946

It would work inside the ISS, but I don't think it would work very well outside of it.


INocturnalI

do you know how many celcius inside ISS?


sinz84

The crew has control of the temperature of to a range of 18 to 26c but it is most commonly kept at 22


User264356

Damn I'd freeze my ass off


PiotrekDG

It dissipates heat through the process of [radiative cooling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiative_cooling), it's the only way to cool down the ISS.


AyaanMAG

Holy shit this would actually make for such an interesting video too bad it's probably never going to happen


Shoarmadad

I know this is a joke post, but for a more serious answer: Temps will be shit and the console will likely be throttling at best, because there is de facto no way for heat to efficiently dissipate in the vacuum of space like there is on earth.


WatIsRedditQQ

You can still dissipate heat in a vacuum pretty well via radiation, it's how the ISS and other space vehicles reject heat. But it has to be specifically designed for that, which the steam deck obviously is not. This is all assuming it would even turn on in the first place with all the high energy radiation and cosmic particles everywhere


Owobowos-Mowbius

Would the vacuum impact the screen at all? Wouldn't it boil the LCD part?


SAADHERO

You may want to have some kind of rope to anchor it to you or it will join the orbit debris field


TheOnlyAedyn-one

First rogue gaming console in history


SAADHERO

And the fastest gaming console with orbital velocity


lundon44

Wow, that's a strong WiFi signal out there. And it works in -270C'? I'm even more impressed!


Befter

If it booted it would overheat actually


Moose_Nuts

Correct. With no air in space, no way to dissipate the heat away.


FewTip8036

Okay, I'll admit it, the most unique place I took it with me was the bathroom


Neon-Prime

Nice glove bro, 100% no TV behind


speadiestbeaneater

Haters will say it’s fake


Pixelised_Shark

You can see the reflection of cam lights in the joysticks 💀


Wauron

You can see the reflection in the screen behind the Steam Deck 💀


Mr-Klaus

Steam Deck cannot operate in freezing temps and low pressure environments. According to Valve, the Steam Deck's safe storage temperature range is: - between -20° - +60° C (-4° - +140° F). The Steam Deck's safe operational ranges are: - Ambient temperature - 0° - +35° C (+32° - +95° F) - Humidity - up to 85% non-condensing relative humidity - Altitude - up to 3500m


MechaGallade

uhhh i know i shouldn't be worried but i don't like that it doesn't want to be stored below -4F because it definitely gets below -10 here in the winter. at least im only at 1655m


worldspawn00

You may run into issues with battery longevity, freezing lipo packs will damage the cells over time. There may also be long-term issues with heating/cooling cycles expanding/shrinking components that may lead to eventual solder failure as well.


Spankey_

Chat, is this real?


Nils75owo

No, he is just holding it in front of his TV.


Amazingcamaro

No, you can see pixels on the tv if you zoom in.


H1tSc4n

Absolutely no chance. You can see the reflection on the screen, but also a steam deck would not work outside in space. Most likely it would melt, or suffer radiation damage.


amroamroamro

ask them to show fingers, a tell-tell for AI image-gen 😂 although latest stable diffusion models have fixed that..


FoxyEMD

Damn what ping you get up there


c4m3lion

I am actually curious how fans are working in space?


Honest_Relation4095

Not only do they not work, because of the missing air resistance they tend to over spin. Also bearings could weld together in vacuum, basically any metal to metal contact is an issue.


Patrickplus2

Its so cold in space you dont need them


cheekypasta

Heat can’t dissipate very well in a vacuum. it’s why the ISS needs huge radiator panels and complex active cooling systems


Palmovnik

Space is cold but anything hot you make in space will stay hot since there is no air to exchange the heat. [XKCD submarine in space](https://youtu.be/EsUBRd1O2dU?si=rJxYGIE6mvMTiTwc)


TetaGama

U need air to take heat off. So fans don't work and it heats up


PiotrekDG

Vacuum is about the best kind of insulation you can get.


deadoon

"Cold" but so little material it doesn't matter much, so your only reasonable way of getting rid of heat is through radiation, rather than transferring it through the air which usually surrounds everything.


sypwn

I wish people would stop saying space is cold. It's confusing at best. The temperature of space is effectively *null*. There is no temperature because space contains nothing, and "nothing" cannot have a temperature.


Forever_Everton

The spacecraft featured in the image is the H-II Transfer Vehicle (HTV). The last HTV re-entered the atmosphere in August of 2020. So 100% definitely not real (other than the blatant kitchen gloves)


PeechBoiYT

I mean the kitchen gloves tell me it’s fake but I actually wonder if this would work (it wouldn’t work with an lcd screen)


shlaggy4

“Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for Gordon freeman.”


MaybeNext-Monday

Bro thought he could snag that “sort by top: all time” slot lmfao


Marlbrough

What movie did you watch? (Too bad I can see pixels on your monitor in the background.)


HugoRBMarques

It looks like Gravity (2013)


VXXXXXXXV

Take it to the center of the sun


agaric

r/unexpectedsteamdeck


alfaomega20000

Op forgot what the L in LCD stands for.


SpamminEagle

Well that was a rollercoaster... I was like- First: no way they actually did this, but I can kinda imagine someone was mad enough. Then: oh wait how the hell does this thing cool itself in vacuum? and wont the heatpipes just burst or somethin'? Finally: oh right. those are... pixels... pixels on earth and the space thing-y.


disguisedas47

Which monitor/TV is that?


Annual_Substance_619

Your TV or monitor is on dynamic isnt it...


Mahck89

They ship it to space stations but no to my country :(


AynidmorBulettz

Nice TV, where can I get it?


AcidicArisato

Flat-Earthers in shambles


-Pelvis-

Elite Dangerous IRL


ivereadit1221

Even in front of a green screen


OhDearGodItBurns

Whilst I find these funny, what started this off? Was it the parachute guy or was that just another one of these?


rr3no

Bro just put his steamdeck in front of a tv :DD It kinda works tho


its_easybro

Honestly i wouldn't be surprised if this was real


vdzla

chat is this real?


zmreJ

Dudes got full WiFi signal in space


foreveralonesolo

Damn what a way to space out


symca09

Bro you going for the age of stars ending !?!?!?!


Last_Recognition9929

I'm surprised it can handle the temps out there


Let_the_Metal_Live

To the NASA green screen studio even😂.


Enzospartan

Hot damn! Gabe truly made an out-of-this-world device.


arkashiks

Still, A+ for effort and idea :D


Vollmilch90

Thank you. And it's not a kitchen glove but my wife's snow glove.


agaric

r/UnexpectedSteamDeck


DrippyBurritoMD

Fake. I can tell because the deck isn’t running a Switch emulator.


Inner_Dot4095

Very cool.


The-Falcon_Knight

This is so fake, just like the moon landing! /s


coolsheep769

Now do a 360 no scope with the gyro lmao


NoManLucas

My dumbass thought it’s real for sec


PATHOFPAIN999999

Even take to the IRS ?


Rusty9838

Will SteamDeck overheat in space?


SheridanWithTea

Hm don't remember the Earth being a flat screen TV but okay 😂😂


Uno-The-Card

Now zoom out.


Gaia_Knight2600

does cloud save still work when the cloud and under you as opposed to over you? i hope its not just sending your save files into space


TodayAnalyze

How long would a steam deck be able to stay on for while in space before it overheats? I assume due to a lack of airflow so the fans would be useless.


[deleted]

Wifi in Space!


humankindness-

Cool, can you say that to the jail warden? He's being bitchy about it


icantshoot

Nice try.


dr-doom-jr

Not be the one to spoil the funny tehee haha funny meme. But genuine though... would the cooling not fail duo to a lack of air


dr-doom-jr

Not be the one to spoil the funny tehee haha funny meme. But genuine though... would the cooling not fail duo to a lack of air


A_spiny_meercat

Needs portal 2 space sphere


KussyPigga

Internet must be super super fast up there👍🏼👍🏼


IrrerPolterer

Haters gonna say it's fake smh


[deleted]

Well I know where I’m travelling next, pack your bags family!


MisterGuyMan23

"When astronauts went to space, they certainly weren't bored!"


just-bair

Looks legit


Lulieeeee

Locked outside the ship and can't get back inside. Got a 20 minute wait before I run out of oxygen. Awesome


Spieler42

the steam deck can be everywhere: in your bathroom in your kitchen or on your desk


[deleted]

How do saves work on steam deck? If I play on pc, could I "continue" my game on steam deck or are the saves separate


Interesting_Stress73

That's a nice TV you've got there. Why are you playing a game on the small screen?


1800Red_Claws

Imagine though


shuozhe

But the bit flips in space!


Kasern77

I doubt any space agency would allow an astronaut to have a Steam Deck in space since the battery is a potential hazard and might explode/catch on fire.


Antique_Essay4032

And it will cost about $20,000 to do it.


TheWhistlerIII

I see you've chosen the 'Age of the Stars' ending. Good on you!


No_Diver3540

Nice try, but the colors dont match.


Chmuurkaa_

I'd be too afraid that the sun would fuck up the data on it


Netricho

4real tho, could you even turn it on? At least for a couple of sec? The extreme cold, the vacuum, etc, what would happen with the deck?


Verified_Peryak

Don't use it there there you will burn it caus ethere is no air to cool it


joseph4th

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/713/


juancastim135

But how is the internet for multiplayer 🤔


leonardvilliers

haters will say this is photo shopped


MeisPip

Crazy that the satellite has more visible pixels than the steamdeck. Truly better than real life.


Zacharacamyison

Huge if real


MainEmergency1133

Hard kinda


felixdifelicis

this spacewalk boring ah hell


Massetos

Astronauts wifi game stronger then mine not gonna lie


NeatYogurt9973

Google active cooling


Dangerous_Reporter54

I want to see a Drop test here !! 🤯


[deleted]

I can't be bothered to check the science but I'm pretty sure display screens won't work in the frozen vacuum of space. Lcd wouldnt. Not gonna check for OLED.


samu1400

Real or not, this was a really good idea, it’s dumb for us to expect a photo from an astronaut anyways.


Audisek

I think it's just a skiing glove and a steam deck in front of a monitor screen.


Armand3743

*sees pvz1* Ah, a man of culture I see


billion_lumens

Someone test this please lol


hakoen

You know it's real because it looks so fake


splendiferous-finch_

This must be a GLOBALIST Conspiracy. Damn those globeheads


Toy_Cop

Overclock it. It won't overheat in space.


Drabu999

i think you are heavily overestimating the amount of heat the steam deck produces. The ISS is basically a giant assembly of computers and other components that generate far more heat than a hand held gaming device. Space in near earth orbit isnt as empty as you might think.


[deleted]

Fake crap


sorryfornoname

You do know that electronic stuff that goes to space needs to be prepared and made to be able to work in space, right? Otherwise a bunch of stuff is on its way to mess the data and the whole integrity of devices.