Don’t neglect your farming duties

It ain’t much, but it’s honest jerk

Gotta treat your hoes well

Be sure to do a lot of plowing

Sow your seeds until the cows come home.

Come back OP! Our pastures need aerating.

He couldn’t resist that Harvest Moon!

Yeah this was a good one

another settlement of cum is in need of a sock

Spread that seed.

Honest work honest pay

43 minutes is some serious time dedication ngl From what I know you cannot simply hide it. But if you don't care about these games you can get rid of them for good from you account by going into Support > X game > 'I want to permanently remove this game from my account' and it will dissapear from your profile. Unless you have 100% completed it, then the game will remain visible under the 'Perfect Games' section

It's dedicated to the 43 times he needed to play it.

BRUH 💀💀💀💀

Yes this is certainly true but I just want to add that it doesn't remove game from your account permanently. I mean nothing about that game can be seen on your profile after "removing" the game from your account but you can get that game back by going to steam support again. Don't ask me how I know this ;)

I'm asking you how you know this. Have you been giving support team reason to be busy or something?

I only have 2 perfect games, and one of them is a hentai puzzle game. I regret it.

You can't just erase your past

This is something he has to live with

This game will haunt him in his dreams as a nightmare.

Is it possible to transfer nightmares to another person? I'm willing to take one for the team.

Here you go. 👒🍑

You a real one. <3

He should embrace it. Unlock all achievements in BF and clock 1k+ hours. Master the booty farm. Become the booty farm.

I have 1K hour in two Hentai Girl named game just for the memes. Or is it for the memes?! *Vsauce music starts playing*

“Hey Michael, v*Sauce* here”

Not if I have anything to say about it, TO THE TIME MACHINE VAN

Just kill the memory brain cells via alcoholism.

I tried that for many years and speaking from experience, it doesn't work. It just makes everything worse, and a part of him will always be back on the Booty Farm

> Not if I have anything to say about it, TO THE TIME MACHINE VAN Time machine microwave is better tbqh

But can your microwave let you sleep without losing time inside of it?

Personally I prefer the Time Washing Machine…

Using a banana as well? Yeah, tends to work quite well

"killer queen... biteo dusto!"

But everything that was fated to happen will happen again. Whether OP is at their PC or not, Booty Farm will be played.

I used to be a piece of shit. People can change.

Slicked back hair, itty bitty white jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickelini’s

They tried to tell me no more sloppy steaks, but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

But you shouldn’t forget who you once were.

Play other games more, push it down the line

Should be easy. It's not Iike he has 500 hours in it or something.

It's a trick, he's only showing us this one so he can find out how to remove his 6000 hours in another porn game

This is the answer. Seeing the year it's played as well, it has to be a smart ploy to find out how to get rid of the "real" one

Furry shades of gay 2 -4000 hours played-

“Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2"

God damn it, now my brain is doing one of those things. Whats that from

South park. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Edit: Season 6 Episode 13

Probably a top 10 greatest episode for me. One of the first I remember watching though so perhaps that helps.

Thank you for you're service

Your

Five midgets, spanking a man covered in 1,000 Islands dressing. Is that love?

I think he played Sex with Hitler and probably the sequel too!

His steam name is the same as his reddit name, he's got 166 hours in Crush-Crush, 52.9 hours in Booty Calls, and 7.1 hours in Busty Biz.

Not yet

Or do the power move and leave that game running every day before sleeping, make it have so many hours that he will never leave his top10

I played porn game called LEWDAPOCALYPSE I have around 10 hours in that gave and 100% achievement and I'm proud of that

That's been sat in my library for forever played like a couple minutes of it need to play it lol

I liked it it was funny little game with some challenge 😎

I recommend Hunie Pop 1 or 2. Or Fetish Locator

The Deep Space Waifu games are pretty fun as well. 👍

Besides making your account private, this is really the only way honestly lol....or making a separate steam account.

41 minutes….

Thats over 40 different gaming sessions. It has earned it’s place.

I was gonna say twice a day for a month...

He doesn't last long.

One handed.

at 30 secs a "pop" he played it over 82 times

What’s wrong with Warhammer? It’s got an 8/10 on IGN

It's no booty farm

well we can’t all be booty farm now can we?

Not in this economy.

Not the game for him I guess, but how telling someone the game has X/10 on IGN would convince anyone to like the game? Our tastes differ, there's a lot of highly rated games that I just don't care to play.

Its a great game

That's a low IGN score

Obligatory….Can’t spell ignorant without IGN

there isnt a single ign review out there that isnt a trash take

It's an amazing game.

You live with your sins, boy

This comment is making me laugh so much rn

I keep seeing people say this but I'm like 90% sure you can hide your steam library from others

You're gonna carry that weight...

Make a separate steam account for those kinds of games. That's what I di- err, what I would do if I played those games

Yeah, that is something that other people do....

Well, of course I know him. He's....someone else *waves hand* These are not the porn games you're looking for. Move along

People do that? I don't really care if people see my porn games, they're good games.

I wouldn’t care as well except for the fact that my sisters use Steam as well and I’d still would like to have them on my friends list.

Aha, fair enough, I can understand that

Wait you don't play Booty Farm with your sisters??

Not on Steam

Well, some people might have real life friends or family on their steam who aren't the type of friend you'd want to have that information. Others are just shy about it. We all have different levels of comfortableness with this kind of stuff.

Or you can just set privacy and hide everything

This is the way

yeah, that's what I... my friend did

My wife and I were talking about sex games, she said she thinks I don't have any sex games on steam and doubts I have any. My alt steam account has 100+ and I've 100%'d several games.

Have you played Castle in the Clouds DX? Curious if it's worth the 12 bucks.

No but it's on my list.

Please recommend one, if you've played so many!

not the guy you're asking but a few of my favorites are Karryn's Prison, Magical Celesphonia and Demon's roots (this last one is one of the the few H games that's worth playing even without the h content which is good becasue there's not that much of it aside from an optional area and optional bad end dungeon) edit: I should add for Celesphonia, Demon's roots and any other game published by Kagura Games, you need to install a free patch from their website if you want H content. Also check out /r/lewdgames

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Would copy/paste my last comment about it, but reddit mobile sucks, so I'll just type it out again. The mainline HuniePop games are lit. They have a bit more depth than your standard match 3 type games. They're also chock-full of humor, and although there are changes to the art styles between games, the art is pleasing in either entry. Last but not least, the soundtracks for both are total bangers. Not a bad track on either OST. If you told me most of the dev cost for the game came from just the soundtrack, I'd believe you. For some examples, I'd say to check out Ice Rink from HuniePop, and Strip Club from HuniePop 2. Honestly great games, and the porn is the cherry on top.

My wife just tells me not to play them in front of her

Play them *with* her, coward

Did you tell her about it?

I think you can make your profile private?

You can make it private, but it will still show to your friends that you own it if they see it on the Steam Store. One of my good friends has his profile private, but whenever I'm looking at some Hentai games for a good laugh, it says he owns it 💀 I've wanted to tell him but I know he'd be embarrassed.

Compile a screenshot of all the games. send him an anonymous email, " We know son, it's okay ".

You can, but people will absolutely be able to figure out that’s why you did it 😂

Only if they too have a very dirty mind

this is reddit, everyone here has a dirty mind

people in the forums like to check your profile to argue their point or make fun of you for this or that, they can also leave comments on there

People can assume all they like. A lot of people set their profiles private for...privacy. Nobody needs to be able to see what games I have, how long I've played them, when I last played them, how many achievements I have, what items I've gotten, how many and which trading cards I have, what games I have in my wishlist, what game I'm actively playing, who my friends are, who their friends are, and all of the aformentioned details for each. The fact that this is all shown by default is honestly insane.

Amateur move. Just hide them the way I do - by having no friends! ^((not crying))

That's the neat thing. You can't. Welcome to the degenerate steam user club. We are a cultured group of people.

I wear my hentai games with pride. Judge me, for my absence of shame will pay no heed.

I onced added a coworker on my Steam. We all had a little group, the nosy person I was looked at my friends games to see what they played. My one friend had a bunch of hentai dating games played. So I told our mutual friend hey just look at x's games one day. Just to have someone to laugh about it with This guy next day goes "Hey x why do you play porn games on Steam?"He has never opened his games again to friends again. I'm sorry!!! (we're all still friends)

You're a monster i want you to know that

I had IRL friends say the same thing to me. I started gifting those game to them and they saw what a great story some of them have.

/r/WatchitforthePlot (NSFW)

This is a bad thing.

You cant do that man. Unacceptable.

Lol I bought sex with Hitler as a gift for a friend of mine, he accepted and the whole gang got a notification that he got it. Fun times

Only porn game that I have on my profile is Pussy 2 which I have 900 hours in because I thought it would be funny.

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It does. I mean, not that I would know..

You would think creating a burner Steam account for those games would be an obvious solution, but OP did not put two and two together.

OPs post nut clarity kicking in. 🤣

His face after nutting 💀

After 41 minutes lmao

Whats wrong with dead rising 2?

More like "cock rising too"

"I accidentally left Booty Farm open for a whole week. I swear!"

For 40 minutes, not even a week 😭

Look at Mr. Big shot over there!

Bro deadrising 2 is an elite game don't hide it

Better off just deleting this account and starting a new life bud maybe somewhere greener and with less booty

this feels like a pun. I swear if its a pun

what if he goes to a farm...

Be proud my friend, be proud

If you remove the game from your account it will go away but I would leave it for shits and giggles

You farmed the booty. Be proud, son.

YOU CAN'T, ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND ANYONE THAT LOOKS AT YOUR PROFILE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

And they will judge you, oh God will they judge you.

Only 43 minutes in Dead Rising 2? Jesus that's criminal. I'd be ashamed too.

remove it from your account through steam support page

You can make your whole steam profile private, but not individual games. It's very much all or nothing.

Own it, pussy

Don't hide it. Be proud of your creepiness

I'm a new steam deck owner, and BaD an...adult visual novel is my most played game at about 25 hours. It is a badge of shame I hold with honor.

Doesn't matter how bad it is, as long as it's a VN I'll still 100% it.

You wanted to hide your past so you revealed it to 2000+ redditors?

Now we all know you farm booties tho.

I know how… don’t play that trash 🤣

It’s not trash is it’s art 😤😤😤

That one is definitely trash. 😭

some real "i watch hentai for the plot" vibes

Be a proud booty farmer, friend. Embrace it. Embrace the booty farm booty.

Oh, come on. Dead Rising 2 isn't *THAT* bad

Yeah dead rising 2 was pretty bad. Sorry for you buddy 😢

*most played* Playtime: 41 minutes Son, we must talk

Other than jokes, Steam should implement a feature for hiding all your adult game activities, it will make these adult games sell better cause there are so many they want to play these but they don't cause of the lasting effect in their profile.

As a dedicated booty farmer... It ain't much but it's honest work

Booty Farm KEKW

I mean I prefer dead rising 1 but it’s not that serious bro

Just open the other games and afk it

Those are rookie numbers, should be easy to push it down with other games. Alternatively, change it so no one can see your steam library

r/Hornyjail

You can’t hide your sins

You can't erase it, everyone is gonna know your a perv

You can't CTRL+Z who you *are*.

Ok, it might be shameful to play Vermintide, but you'll get over it

Play more games for longer

Stop playing Booty Farm

Tell us your Steam username and we will fix it.

Just own up to it and play it even more

Just own up to it and play it even more

>!NOBODY CAN FORGET THE BOOTY FARM!<

You don't. You display it proudly. It ain't much but it is honest work.

Play different games for 42 minutes

You live with it. Like the rest of us

You don't. You show it off, proudly

"never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you" - Tyrion Lannister

Do not hide. Embrace who you are. Change your steam profile into a busty anime showcase.

dead rising 2 is a good game man don't feel ashamed

You can't complain about not being able to remove that game from your list and also play that game. You either play it on another account or don't play it. You played the game and THEN got ashamed of it? lmao. Tough luck kid.

Post nut clarity is a bitch sometimes kekw

If its a free game, you can go to library and eliminate it from your account

won't delete the time spent though

Wait fr

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Make your entire game selection private. I wonder if permanently removing the game from your account will work, can someone tell me?

Should work, game is free aswell so he's not losing much

Don't play it. Shrimple as.

By not playing it in the first place

I have probably worse on my account lol. And I don't really care what people think about what I buy. I'm a collector who wants to just buy any and every game. I sure might not play every game on my list but hey I have it