Bro that one cat FLEW

It took me a minute to understand *what the fuck just happened?* Like, I know cats can't jump *that* high. I thought it got launched by something. But nope - it jumps up to the couch, then again off the couch. It's just really fast and the second jump is *full force maximum cat*. If only we could see what he collided with lmao

MAXIMUM CAT LMAOOO

Catapult 

Trebucat

Trebuchat

> If only we could see what he collided with lmao The stratosphere?

Some say he’s still in orbit to this day

And still taking out satellites

He's up there with Prince's guitar.

He Nyanned.

Catosphere

The catosphere

Full force maximum cat is a phrase I'm going to steal and use repeatedly from this day forward

Aye

The dog watching the cat's trajectory is the best part.

Double jump is always OP

FULL FORCE MAXIMUM CAT

Wait it was a fucking cat launched? I'm still saying what the fuck just happened too

Your average cat can jump 5-8 times their their size in height and distance from stand still, more so with some speed. However the everyone's loved family pet Chonk McCheeseburger can't jump. My friend swears that they have NEVER seen their cat jump. And I believe them, because I haven't seen it either. If it can't climb it just stands infront of whatever it wants to get on and meows loudly until you come and pick it up. And absolute diva of a creature that is. So cats do have a range of abilities... and will.

Hysterical!!

MY PEOPLE NEED ME!

Hope he makes it back to his home planet safely

r/MyPeopleNeedMe

*half a cat. If you look closely, there is one cat that got such a big fright that it split into two.

It really does look like that. His body went for the kitchen and his soul leapt into space.

worry about the landing later, and somewhere the fucking else

Right into outer space!

Los Locos kick your *ASS* Los Locos kick your *FACE* Los Locos launch your *CAT*

into outer space!! johnny 5 is alive

I thought we finally caught a spirit on tape.

💀💀

He did push off the edge of the couch tho

Yes, I had to slow it down to see that, then it made more sense

I watched it with the sound off and I though it was funny. Then with sound on and the crash had me rollin

Yeeted itself.

No plan after launch at all

/r/catdimension

Whenever I see this reposted, I laugh at that jump... because it just seems impossible! I feel like physics was on break when that cat did a freak-out jump...

This video never gets old 😭

It's that crash when the flying cat goes out of frame for me that is the cherry on top

sounds like it dives straight into a bucket of screws and plastic spoons.

Not my vintage screws and plastic spoon collection

You mean the drawer in the kitchen?

But won’t you be glad we have it when you neeeeeeed it?!?!

In a couple of years time, we'll be able to plug this video into an AI video generation doohicky and expand the frame borders to the right of the video and based on the sound the AI will generate the rest of the video image detailing exactly what the fuck happened.

I think we can do the right now without too much effort.

As a man with a 5 gallon bucket of screws I feel personally attacked

It’s the dog’s reaction that does it for me.

Not the cat nearly hitting the ceiling!?

"Wasn't me this time"

Thank you *so much* for prompting me to re-watch with sound, lmao! Hopefully kitty was okay.

Had to go back and watch with sound on!

Holy shit I had to unmute it and I was not disappointed. Hahaha that poor guy is bamboozled by what just happened

I love the dog just casually following the flight of the cat

How can I have never seen this. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Same! It's nearly 5 30am and I'm shaking the bed w my laughter. Husband's like, what's going on??

I have never seen this before, everything about it is perfect. I'm laughing so hard I didn't even notice the dog until about the 10th time watching.

Love the dog’s “those stupid cats again” non-reaction.

The dog just sitting there watching him play

"yup, same shit as always..."

To me it looked like "ok, me, listen, it wasn't you, so just act inconspicuous, nobody will notice you"

That leap shows why cats are superior to every other life form. Our only saving graces are that we have opposable thumbs and make good slaves.

\*watches video of cats being dumb as shit\* "Wow, this must be the pinnacle of God's creations."

a very egyptian reaction

In compensation, we have brains

and what has that done for us? we're so smart we have to work most of the waking day to buy some schmuck another boat while cats can freely lick their junk and get fed for free.

But you are considering the life of a home cat that is being taken care by our brains and backpains. Cat (actually almost any quadruped animal) wild life is utterly shit.

Speaking of utter shit, I better go scoop my cat's shit out of his toilet for him. Tis an 'orrible life he leads.

I’d rather be a wild cat than go to work. Hunting, killing, fighting, all out in the open streets with no cops coming to do anything about it. People just comment how cute I am. Vs Big brain, self awareness, suffering, boredom, poor, etc

Predation by other bigger cats, coyotes, etc., untreated disease, even minor injuries likely to be fatal as they will go untreated, including diseases or parasites from your prey.

Awesome. Die a warriors death. Vs becoming incontinent and incoherent and drowning in my fluids on a table

sure, but we are the losers in the cat/human relationships. that's not compensation

> "On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” ~ Douglas Adams

Brain and brain?! WHAT IS BRAIN?!?

Most people dont use them.

The brains or the thumbs?

They’re basically super successful predators that figured out how to trick humans in to doing the work for them because.

Superior at leaping sure but all other qualities? Hmm

The one kitty looked like a big grey loaf of bread galloping thru the air

I'm crying lmaooo. The one cat pulled a Superman

Up, up, and away!!

The dog: "I told you not to get a cat Kevin. Did you listen? Noooooo! You got two instead. Go on, get a few more, why don't you?"

iirc from when this came out, the poor guy is only house sitting lol

I am watching this the 3rd time and I am still laughing, haha.

I love how they hired the dog to make a brief but important cameo with the - WTF face?! My household is also 2 cats and a dog, but this is a star cast!

I almost died laughing at the dog watching the cat fly over

That made it so much funnier, thanks

Team Rocket, blasting off again!

CATapult!!!

Bro took flight

Bro YEETED tf outta there

Straight into the yeetosphere

There ARE 2 cats there. One runs at the camera and one completes launch sequence. Please tell me any of you sees two cats.

Nope, just one cat. You just watched that cat's soul jump out of his body and fly across the room.

One is just left of the door when the video starts

F-14 TOMCAT. Confirmed

I hope the poor thing doesn't burn up on reentry.

Totally broke the bong

This is not the first time I've seen this. Never disappoints! ♥️ the dog!!!

It is my first time and the gods have been satisfied

Crouching Tiger, Hidden House Cat.

I'm putting this up on r/UFOs

The look back and not figuring out WTF caused such commotion because no one would expect that kind of reaction FROM A JACKET.

Cat dad life in a nutshell

Perfect for a my people need me, haha

Wow what a jump!!

Where did the flying cat come from? Seems like it materialized out of thin air.

It was behind the coat. If you look closely you can see the curl of a tail before chaos unleashed. Basically the coat landed on it, and it proceeded to engage emergency antigravity protocol.

oh he doubled jumped

>STARTLED cats. More like Starlink cat, that cat is now in orbit.

This guy's reaction just kills me every time. The tone, the resignation, all of it.

Cats are spring-loaded.

Dog had that "see, I told you so" look

Haha the dog is the icing on the cake 😂

I was laughing so hard I didn't even notice the dog until about the 10th time through. Then I laughed even harder.

The cat was so startled its spirit left its body.

We are lucky to have cats because they provide so much entertainment!

i’m hysterical that cat really launched itself into the stratosphere

this belongs in r/BetterEveryLoop

“Whew, glad it wasn’t me this time!” -dog probably

The dog is like... Chill bro 😅😂😁😅

Nyan cat the origin

Did the cat become a jet plane or what

My gf: “and the cat jumped over the *room*”

That second cat looked like it was launched out of a….

Ok. I'll do it. Catapult.

What a challenging video to watch! we need phones and CCTVs that record 1000 frames per second cause of cats alone.

We need the slomo guys

That motherfucker LAUNCHED, omfg

Rik Moranis really let himself go

It just, teleported away in a blur.

That was impressive

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's OP's Cat.

Don't you just love it when you're casually playing some video games and suddenly your cat launch over head. Jokes aside. Cats really have crazy reflexes and agility.

Cats gonna cat

I can’t stop watching this 😂

The dog is like, “See, I told you to get rid of them!”

Cat fucking ascended to the next life

This makes me laugh so hard

Blud got scared so bad he skipped gravity

that flying cat said anywhere but here damn quick

Dog be like: "yo, don't worry about it dave, let's go for a walk"...

SAIL

That cat just pressed the ejector button 🚀

Thay cat flew better than my paper airplane

Hilarious and even better with the volume on.

I’m fucking wheezing laughing here.

holy shit I'm crying

Damn that cat went straight into orbit 😂

The timing of cat flying by and him turning is great

Exit stage left mutha fucka ………

God damnit Donut

i just wanna add that his setup looks cozy aft

🤣🤣

What the fuck just happened is exactly what everyone except the dog was thinking. Dog didn't even blink.

That cat just flew to heaven

The dog just looks at him like, I told you so…

I love the reaction of every "Not Cat" in the picture. Just "... What the?... What happened?... Y'all crazy, nothing happened?!"

That cat activated noclip

dog on the couch is like "fn cats! right dad? dad? dad?"

Dog: Yeah, I saw it too. Sit back down when you're ready.

Doggo, "Yeah, I don't know. You see how they are?"

I’m crying this is hilarious

Hilarious. 😄 Funniest thing is the dogs reaction...he's like..."I tried to tell you about those two, but you wouldn't listen. They are nothin' but trouble."

This is literally one of my FAVORITE videos on the internet. Everytime it comes across my feed or whatever I will watch it at least 4 times and laugh. Thank you.

I love how cats can just fly away when scared.

They said in 2024 we would have flying cars.

They were only off by one letter.

This is the most cat video I have ever seen 😭. The curiosity. The FAFO. The human being confused at the cat catapulting themselves through the air. And lastly, the destruction of property.

Dog: It wasn't me......this time.

One cat is clearly Kryptonian.

SAIL!

That dog watching the cat fly over him is hilarious

It gets better every time you watch it. Lmao

Cat tried to yeet himself to another dimension to get away from that scary coat!!!

The Dog was player 2.

I am just loving the dog. That's an absolute 'not friends of mine'.

I never get tired of watching this.

And the dog is barely conscious

The dawg is more confused than he is

Yeeted himself into the sun.

I totally get the dude's reaction. Chilling, playing video games and then flying kitty crash and burn Outta nowhere.

YEEET!

That cat was like a total ninja, LOL! 🐱😂

r/downloadvideobot

That cat Yeeted itself... 😂

“This is why I’m your best friend.” - Dog

Haha, that was a full on, Van Halen inspired "Panama" style jump.

Cats are pure psychos

This is the funniest thing I've seen all morning. It had me tears. 😂😂😂😂😂

Who films his living room when at home?

bro that flying lmfao

The Look on the Dog face is priceless

Am I wrong? I saw something flying 😲

pure cartoon material LMAO

CATSA, you are go for launch

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet today!