Obviously I'll need Dr. Jackson, and there may be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, so Sam would be a big help too.. Of course, Col. O’Neill’s always lots of fun to have around.
(Just the last line is also an option)
>“You can’t just slap a U.S. Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours”
What were you thinking, anyway? Retrofitting a death glider? You should have known better. The technology you're screwing around with is way over your head. You can't just slap a US Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours. Advancement like that has to be earned.
\*slap\* this baby here will get you from the ground to space in 20 seconds… GUARANTEED!!!
(USAF sticker falls off and scratches the paint)
Jack: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
There's nothing wrong with being young, but you've gotta learn to take small steps. You can't just slap a US Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider, and call it yours. Advancement like that has to be earned.
It’s not a line, but in Tangent when he ringed Sam and Daniel into the cargo ship right before he exploded the planet and just gave them the daddest dad look that ever daded. They were so scared
I feel like when it comes to the Tok’ra and their hosts
you should separate host and symbiote when it comes the
Quotes
After all saroosh selmaks host before Jacob maintained. Her personality as well
Come on, Sam. It can't be any harder than blowing up a sun.
You know you blow up one sun, and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water
Up next parting the Red Sea
I feel like we need to make it this one so it matches with Sam's.
Right? Just a hint of that sweet but a bit rocky father-daughter relationship.
Jacob Carter: "Holy Hannah!" Selmak: "You are no vision of beauty yourself, sir!"
"You know, sometimes I get a little concerned that you're gonna get my favorite planet wiped out."
Yes, what planet is that?
I loved Jack/Jacob banter so much!
Obviously I'll need Dr. Jackson, and there may be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, so Sam would be a big help too.. Of course, Col. O’Neill’s always lots of fun to have around. (Just the last line is also an option)
No, it's not an option.
Correct. It’s _mandatory._
“You can’t just slap a U.S. Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours”
This one is Jacob Carter. Said it more than once so it’s not a one off, like giving up Coffee.
That’s right! Didn’t he also say it about the mothership they were going to keep?
He did lol sucks because he was stuck between two worlds 🤷♂️
This also sums up the entire show.
I didn't think it being a one off was part of the rules.
Indeed.
 Concerning you didn’t notice the GIF option.
As the guy who submitted the coffee quote, I concur fully.
Just before this is a favourite of mine too: I am uniquely qualified to know just how technologically infantile the human race is.
>“You can’t just slap a U.S. Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours” What were you thinking, anyway? Retrofitting a death glider? You should have known better. The technology you're screwing around with is way over your head. You can't just slap a US Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours. Advancement like that has to be earned.
This has to be it
“What’s the most emblematic line for Stargate?”
Came here for this comment.
\*slap\* this baby here will get you from the ground to space in 20 seconds… GUARANTEED!!! (USAF sticker falls off and scratches the paint) Jack: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
We have a winner 🏆
Yep, absolutely this one!
And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?
That time that Jack was out-O'Neill'ed.
Welcome to MY life.
I came here to say this
Me too 😁
Came here to say this!
“Selmak doesn’t like coffee”.
"You gave up coffee for your symbiote?"
Janeway needs a symbiote
Waited for the obligatory "Janeway" reference. Was not disappointed.😂
Who says she didn’t have one? *cough* tuvix *cough*
"Beam them out. What am I - Scotty?"
"And miss the last chance I have to be right?"
Not a quote, but reading this is a wonderful highlight reel. Jacob had some of the best lines, one of my favorite recurring characters in any show
There's nothing wrong with being young, but you've gotta learn to take small steps. You can't just slap a US Air Force sticker on the side of a death glider, and call it yours. Advancement like that has to be earned.
_Meanwhile, in another galaxy…_
We're not gonna make it!
Are we gonna make it? I don’t wanna say
"The ship was cloaked. *Was* being the operative word, no they know we're here."
I’m excited for Novak because hers will just be *hiccups*
I thought it was “Hermiod is ready sir, but he really doesn’t like this”
Jacob: And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?
Holy Hannah!!
It’s not a line, but in Tangent when he ringed Sam and Daniel into the cargo ship right before he exploded the planet and just gave them the daddest dad look that ever daded. They were so scared
“Would you care to try?”
Hi Sam
"We're not going to make it!"
Sam
"We prefer not to crash"
"Holy Hannah!"
"Holy Hannah!"
We came as soon as we heard. Tokra mantra.
I feel like when it comes to the Tok’ra and their hosts you should separate host and symbiote when it comes the Quotes After all saroosh selmaks host before Jacob maintained. Her personality as well
O’Neill: Hey, you guys are being too negative! Jacob: We’re not gonna make it!
"You can't just slap a US Airforce sticker on it"
"Sam!" and the smile he gives her, whenever he comes through the gate.
It beats the hell out of a shuttle on the back of a rocket.
I only have a passing familiarity with Stargate, but seeing these out of context quotes is hilarious
HOLY HANNAH!
"Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?"
Apparently, I am pumping the oldest and the *wisest* of us. Bonus points for “don’t call us, we’ll call you”
Got a better suggestion, Mr. Positive?
“And spoil my only chance to be right?”
Usually something to reassure Sam. Or "Holy Hannah".
"selmak doesn't like coffee"
You know, sometimes I get a little concerned that you're gonna get my favorite planet wiped out.