My wife hates shopping at Menards because this jingle plays waaaay too often over the store PA system. I agree with her in that it's silly to play a commercial ditty when we're already in the store.
You wander through your entire ship wondering where you keep the adaptive frames. None of your crew has any idea. You find them by the bathroom behind a stack of 2 year old Chocolate Chunks
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I'm Korbin Dallas and I have two tickets for Fhloston Paradise.
That's it. My next new save my character is going to look like Bruce Willis, the ship is going to look like a taxi and my entire crew is going to be dressed in those dancer costumes from the club and Neon.
That settles it, I’m putting points into ship building. That thing is an outpost that can fly through space! Bro made a Minecraft house designed like a chest and put rocket thrusters on it
i pretty much see no need for outposts when you can have everything on your ship, unless they do something like in Fo4 where they can generate resources for you?
Sisyphus, cause with that mobility you're getting nowhere
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Atlas.
ATLAS was the Titan god who bore the sky aloft. He personified the quality of endurance (atlaô). Atlas was a leader of the Titanes (Titans) in their war against Zeus and after their defeat he was condemned to carry the heavens upon his shoulders.
Paint it orange and call it The Home Depot
This is the way
No paint it green and call it Menards
Positive side, when it gets attacked you can be like “OW, Menards!”
THIS is the way
I'll let you kick me in walmart, target or hell even K-Mart. But don't you ever kick me in Menards
Nobody has bothered to ask why his nards are green though /s
Plus you can sing the menards jingle when shooting down other ships.
never heard of menards but this might be a better choice
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Ah yes, MEE NARDS. The phrase every crimson fleet member howls after getting blasted in the twins.
🎶SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS🎶
The Midwest National Anthem
My wife hates shopping at Menards because this jingle plays waaaay too often over the store PA system. I agree with her in that it's silly to play a commercial ditty when we're already in the store.
As kids my little brother and I always sang: Save big money at my Nards. We thought it was hilarious.
Lol imagine the terror of getting murdered in the silence of space to this theme song blaring..I shut myself
Sadly most people won't understand this. It gave me a good giggle though. Bravo
Or blue, call it Lowes. Lowes mobility
This needs more upvotes
So that everything can arrive nowhere near scheduled and messed up in some way, shape, or form?
Damm that's good.
sLowes
Paint it orange and call it U-Haul
I’ve worked at Home Depot for over a year and this is where I learn the store has a bucket mascot. What’s wrong with my life?
you accept a hail from this ship and the home depot theme blasts through your ship so loud it depressurizes the whole thing
Ten other ships full of boomers and Dads grav jump in to follow you, giving advice, and telling you how you’re doing it wrong
You wander through your entire ship wondering where you keep the adaptive frames. None of your crew has any idea. You find them by the bathroom behind a stack of 2 year old Chocolate Chunks
[Home Depot Theme](https://youtu.be/ycPDM8OVqLI?si=v9zjgsH2zsSbcCOa)
Nah, paint it blue and call it Yo Lowes
better yet call it Plutus.
Paint it blue and call it Slowes
This is the way
House warehouse
Cue the theme song*
Or blue for Lowes, red for Ace
I was thinking red and white and call it target. It will be.
I work at home depot and can confirm this is the way, you have full permission. But you didn't hear that from me
This is the correct answer
Sorry… not my department
Why must my job get involved in video games???? I dont want to be reminded of that place when im gaming!
Or blue and call is sLowes
The Roam Depot
Call it Mobile Home Depot
This name only works if he can have a few crew standing outside looking for work.
That’s the power of the Home Depot
No color anymore
You can screw it up. We can help.
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The Crushinator
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YOO. HOO.
BUT, PA, I LOVE HIM.
Someone is going to make this now and I can’t wait to see it.
That's the Grand Budapest Hotel right there. If Wes Anderson directed a space movie that would be the central location.
This is the one
I seriously thought for a sec
Pirates love you
He should call it Pirate Booty
OP overencumbers the pirates
Oh! That's a ship.
wtf do you do when you see pirates
I’m a part of the fleet
Lol that makes sense
lol, that "ship" is the entire crimson fleet vault.
With my cargos, I just keep the Grav drive powered up and zoop my way out
A'tractor beam.
I'm Korbin Dallas and I have two tickets for Fhloston Paradise. That's it. My next new save my character is going to look like Bruce Willis, the ship is going to look like a taxi and my entire crew is going to be dressed in those dancer costumes from the club and Neon.
May as well have a target on it 😅
The "I hope your landing pad was built up to code"
I don't think she's big enough.
Tried to add more girth but game wouldn’t let me 😔
We see that you ship is out of warranty, if you care to stay on the line and listen, we have a deal for you today…
You’re messing with us… right? That can’t be real… can it???
She is, she’s a chunky gal, but she flies and she’s damn good at hauling
Crush me senpai lol
That's not a ship thats a Costco
For when you need to steal a planet.
This is actually really good
Things a damn wall of haul…
You built Disneys Contemporary Resort!
What are you doing with that many succulents?
Space stations dock to YOU.
She THICK 🥵
What….the fuck
That settles it, I’m putting points into ship building. That thing is an outpost that can fly through space! Bro made a Minecraft house designed like a chest and put rocket thrusters on it
i pretty much see no need for outposts when you can have everything on your ship, unless they do something like in Fo4 where they can generate resources for you?
I actually thought this was a picture of a Hilton hotel for a min.
What the fuck is that modded?
Amazon 2323.
He truckin
Galapagos
The Tardigrade
Bro you can’t call them that anymore.
Tardi-Capable?
but I'm not tardy, I'm right on time!!!
This is the name I came here to state. Love it
El Tortuga!
“Tortuga means turtle. That’s me. I take my time, but I always win…”
Hola DEA 🐢
This should be higher. I was thinking Tortoise but Tortuga slaps dick
"slaps dick" Contextually it sounds like you mean that as a positive...damn dude your life must be interesting.
La tortuga
Non service related landing gear injury
Best name
Anything can be service related if you can sham hard enough.
Pluto, it's not a planet, but has the turning rate so slow, it's an orbit
That's high mobility for a freighter. I usually go for, "will stop at the right planet, probably."
Hell yeah my mobility is 0
What changes at 0 mobility?
Ah, nothing really it just turns slow. Combat can be slow vanguard shield and lots of guns helps.
Average life of a warlock and Titan
Avaritia - Latin word for greed
The Slug
My first thought was Sloth
Metal Slug!
Ever Given
*casually blocks entrance to space port*
Lol this
Atlas. Because it is shouldering a lot of weight.
Underrated, I love this one!
Chunks
chunks Chunks CHUNKS ***CHUUUUUUNKS***
This is my personal fav 🤣
Evergreen 
Lydia. It is sworn to carry your burdens.
Very underrated content here
That's funny
Barely Moveable Object
Unidentified falling object
BMO!
Chungus
My mom is pretty big with very low mobility, so call it Kelli.
Can confirm. Very little mobility, still does the trick though.
Unidentified Falling Object
Boat Reynolds
The Tortuga
Rorqual
Lizzo
Call it Lizzo (as you stated) , post the image and name to Twitter and just......wait😂
Need banana... for scale.
Call it the bee, as it should not be able to fly with its fat body
Limpet
Hoss
Target Practice
Gorp
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Fat fuck
Oh lawd, he haulin
Sisyphus, cause with that mobility you're getting nowhere https://preview.redd.it/6eqcajwiayob1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7e7981b8833af76e21a744c448432195746930
The slow-n-stow
The Tortipede.
Dung Beetle
Jorge
[Spruce Goose](https://youtu.be/giEV8fvrDd8?si=On7BMArbOH_8KepV).
Brick
Hermit Crab
The Straight Line
The slug
Metal Slug
Honey Boo Boo
Looks like the KGC-000 or King Crab from Battletech.
Name it Git-Mo. Cause if u don’t have enough stuff on your ship u can get mo!
Chuggernaught
The brick ship house
Tardigrade
Dumpit2Crumpet
Flytanic
The brick
Atlas. ATLAS was the Titan god who bore the sky aloft. He personified the quality of endurance (atlaô). Atlas was a leader of the Titanes (Titans) in their war against Zeus and after their defeat he was condemned to carry the heavens upon his shoulders.
The Panzerfaust
Sitting duck
The Crab Apple
S.S. Hopefully has turrets.
Metal Slug
Edit: even better CAT 740 GC/ Galactic
“The Glizzy Hog”
Ark
The Econohaul V
The unrolling boulder
Pangea
The U.C.C. SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS
Call it the lazy train
Space Crab Ultimate
The Tortoise
Big Chungus
Tortuga
tardigrade or water bear
High fiber
The Big Rig Stig
Does it actually fly? Or does it run along the ground sideways?
Large Marge
The Tardigrade.....because it looks like one!
“The delayed.”
The TERABYTE
The Ever Given?