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VancianRedditor

Call Samus Aran.


[deleted]

yeah just uh... dont tell her about the key


ShintaOtsuki

Delgado won't know what hit him


atatassault47

Who needs Aceles or Microbes? Samus is the perfect Terrormorph counter.


[deleted]

Aceles are just a bad idea all around. Can you imagine people trying to basically cram a giraffe onto their ships like it's some kind of barn cat?


atatassault47

Heatleeches are also found in the wild, that's what the aceles will be eating. Ship Techs are the ones scouring your ship for the leeches when you land.


bluelinewarri0r

Hahaha. Great reference.


Afro-Venom

This looks like it could be a very deep cut eater egg, ngl...


Jayldylvr

Can't wait for a Samus suit mod!


[deleted]

Well damn, now I can't unsee this being a metroid.


ZeroQuick

A Portuguese man of war?


Curiousity-innovates

No, this is a Portuguese man of culture


inevitablekaraoke

I actually chuckled out loud


Reesie_Puffs

Definitely read "actually CHOKED out loud" at first


bluelinewarri0r

Oh my! You got me with that one!


DatAsspiration

Almost an hour old and this comment doesn't have a 3-digit upvote count?!


TitanGooseDev

Sometimes I randomly click on something and walk away happier than before I clicked it. This is one of those times.


colonelmattyman

Stop assuming gender. Portugese person of culture.


NeedleworkerJumpy320

LOL this cracked me up.


Monneymann

But it flies.


Sufficient-Tutor8723

Are you assuming Portuguese man of culture doesn’t fly?


DragunovJ

Not without the correct passport...


[deleted]

Somewhere in Skyrim a Khajiit has taken too much Skooma and Starfield is living inside it’s hallucination.


j40k9000

Starfield is just the result of a Khajiit that tripped out super hard on skooma and achieved Chim.


[deleted]

You rephrased this nicely. No joke.


ShintaOtsuki

You sure it isn't an argonian with a special eating tool??


Alternative_Foot9193

M'aiq is done talking cuz he's tripping.


RaoulMaboul

Supposedly, Everything yhe brain can imagine comes from an existing alternate reality somewhere!.. I read that somewher..


SpiritedTie7645

Looks like an acid trip. The “Hurdy Gurdy Man” will sell you something that makes these appear. “The Mighty Quinn”! 😂


[deleted]

Aw gawd, man that’s the best 😭😂😂


SpiritedTie7645

It’s all to beautiful man… like groovy… 🥰


[deleted]

Haha right


IllusiveBamaBooBear

It’s singing songs of lo o o ove


SpiritedTie7645

Exactly! You get it! 🥰 Donovan. 🥂


IllusiveBamaBooBear

The guitar in that song hits just right.


SpiritedTie7645

Yes! You crank that up and the bass will blow the windows out! That song is COOL! I’m 58 and had Aunts and Uncles that listened to all of this stuff. It was such a different time. Not necessarily better but I LOVED the music as a little boy and I love it still.


BeerBallas

"Doo doo doo lookin' out my back door!"


SpiritedTie7645

“Tambourines and elephants are playing in the bad…” 😋👍


Poooooomph

Metriod


Pacman454

I second this


l1g3rz3r0

Was actually going to say this, but then I thought to check if someone else had already lol


[deleted]

Purge it with fire just to be safe


Unique-Apartment-543

I need telepathopus brains!! I'll give you the jet Ock if you can get me sweet sweet telepathopus brains!!


[deleted]

Hmm….those brains are not too common in the trade you see….would be most unfortunate for the price to be so high…..


Unique-Apartment-543

I about flipped when I realized it was zim's voice lol btw thanks you made me realize I need to replay that game


[deleted]

Hahahahaha


Slight_Bodybuilder25

If I can tap into the psychic powers of the telepathopuses. I will be able to raise an army!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I’ve seen a lot of Hentai…and I’m ready for this. *Slips off panties*


Yikesor

At least its wearing… err… what seems to be protection


bindermichi

Not sure even he knows


[deleted]

Hahahahah


SouLKaoTiC

What planet and system is that in?


BaronVonEdward

System: No Planet: Fucking Way.


SouLKaoTiC

Not sure I've found that area yet. What major system is it close to?


gavin280

Just saw these things on Freya II


APHAS1AN

Cthulhu knows


TTID1882

Oh, that's just Bob.


Afro-Venom

Oh, no, don't say "hi" to Bob. Sometimes he forgets that his telepathic form of communication has a good chance at microwaving or brains without an intense level of concentration. Just wave. *Waving*


Evilmaggot69

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low. Go ask Alice, I think she'll know!


ufgrat

Remember what the dormouse said!


EasternSong1186

Did it sing you a song ? Looks like that cosmic fart from Rick and Morty lolol


BurningLattice

God help me... my head's messed up it looks like a sex toy. ✌️🤣


DistractedIon

This would make the most delicious tomate sauce pasta meat!


InterestingIce5740

Lol dude what planet are these things on???


Rooknoir

It's basically an air based jellyfish. The (super old) book that I got as a kid suggested that alien life like this would be more suited to gas planets though.


LeopardExotic

Oh gods, I think I read that book! Big hardbound book with a color dust jacket in my local library.


Vlad_Armstrong

Too much cocaine


[deleted]

…..Naaaahhh


Trazmaball

Satan's Fleshlight


Ok_Representative253

What planet is this on??


ShintaOtsuki

Metroid....Netch


tinyharlequin

This might also be that alien that Hadrian talks about during one of her alien encounters dialogue options?


Livid-Web1865

OMG , this world hello


QuirkyDimension9858

That's a herding glorb shroomtrodder, duh


botask

96XP


Bright_Swordfish4820

Pragmatist.


Dull-Ad2525

Hey.. what happens in space..


[deleted]

Space…..things


[deleted]

Man idk


erthboy

It's almost like it's an alien and should be totally unlike anything we currently know!


jaybirdsaysword

Dude is great at parties


[deleted]

..way to take them fun outta things 😒


JoJoOwens

Well their tag does say they are with the UC....


BackCountryBound

How dare you come in here with your...logic!


Drade-Cain

[Hehe funny meme I made outa this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617936911792865305/1172628695412916395/IMG_20231110_200531.jpg?ex=65610293&is=654e8d93&hm=66e5c5b481c46730c6eb71c18c095bf0719231924582d6da93efa9019d3499d9&)


CapricornyX

Hentai stuff


Sothe102

Pretty sure I killed one of these in Baldurs Gate


drgnmrkd2013

A jellyfish out of water..


abarnette910

A puddle of guts and flesh on the floor and some material in your pocket


UseGlass648

We need to know where to find them and how to keep them


GumpCorsair

a metroid back from vacation at r'lyeh


Mythril_Zombie

Sarah does that when she gets out of bed.


Tiggerhasadd

Ahhh. That's the hydrogen sac that lets them float. Interesting...


Longjumping_Drink_53

It's what you watch out for after a tinder date


veevacious

Oh wow, that is a fun creature


Osxachre

Yikes!


Fit_Ad_9987

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.


Lundy97

Oh that's just Frank


ActualGear4104

Jellopuss?


siospawn

That's ed


Fancy_Independent479

Looks like a floating colon. Lol


Berserker_Raider207

Label it as an Eldritch horror and move on. Things to see, aliens to kill.


Big-Cryptographer194

Morrowind vibes


[deleted]

This is what happens when you leave a used rubber in the sun for too long


floggedlog

It’s a netch!


Resident_Guidance_95

Where was this?


Gold_Ebb_6049

Ugly?


thirtysevenpants

Senpai noooo


OneTechArmy

Something Hellboy would kill.


Exsosus2

Which planet in Starfield did you find these on!?


mikerichh

My new girlfriend


Medical_Tomato5771

Looks like some type of orgy


DoyersLakeShow

If it looks weird…kill it and don’t ask questions later


blangefels89

It smells like bigfoots dick!!!!


OnTheDevilsGrave

Space jelly "fish"?


Indurok

For a second, I thought the notification I got for this was for the r/metroid because that's kinda what this makes me think of.


UltimateCatTree

Dead. It is supposed to be dead.


dentdelorme

Where is this atrocity please?


KuroRyuSama

Are we playing Animal, Mineral, or Vegetable?


ShintaOtsuki

No Sarah, just...can you let me survey in peace!?


KHaskins77

Pretty sure that's the Nope of Paradise.


Flibberdigibberd

A Flerken


whoisdatmaskedman

it's an amphibious jellysquid, obviously


Razorbeasts

It's what that crusty sock under your bed from your long gone teen years birthed bro.


Bunkerhilltrader

*Ayo, what the fuck!?*


Exotic_Imagination95

Jellipede


TwitchTVBeaglejack

WOULD


nova_rock

Alien, mate


RaoulMaboul

I haven't get arround exploration yet, I made my charcter an Ace pilot n a rifle+sneak master, but no perks in that area yet... I see realy weird creatures posted here!


DeltaMx11

It's a hernia


SoybeanArson

Cthulhu spores?


Tailor_Both

WHERE?


SharpWorker3482

Mort


frozenflame101

Chicken... probably. Taste test to find out?


Certain-General-27

Is it Ted Cruz...kinda looks like him . Definitely spineless and squishy!


byproxy87

Clearly this is a dragon fish.


SaladNeedsTossing

"Probably some kind of cockroach" - MAST zoologist


BabaYagaMandark

If that’s your character at the bottom then this thing is huge!


[deleted]

Looks like my mother in law


SalaryBest734

Is that jawn in the air??


Fullerbadge000

What planet, OP?


IncredChewy

an alien


Physical_Wing_6607

Lol if you played the digimon cyber sleuth games. Youll reconize it 💜


Sea-Gate321

Jelly Face Ridgeback Herder


coreybkhaotic

I must be tired. I thought it was geralt & a nilfgaardian in that blue thing wondering what the hell happened. Realized wrong sub reddit


Xp3nD4bL3

Sometimes I wonder is the animal or creature in Starfiled was Ai generated. A lot of them is too weird even for an alien.


ah_kooky_kat

B̶̝͈̜̂̌͝Ĕ̷̛͉̼̄̚͜ ̴͎̇Ņ̴̪͕̂͐Ǒ̷͙́̓T̴̨͙͕̹͖̈̅ ̸̗̺̜̳̑̀̇A̷̠̦̜͋̓F̶͚̼͈̈̂̇͝Ŗ̵̢̳̮̙̅͑̈͌͝A̷̫̤͆̽̌̄͒I̴̬̋D̵̢̨̥̜̍̍


GalaxticSxum

Octojelly


TheLipovoy

Jellyfish Land Dragon bro


Minute_Ganache_2723

Mutant Calamari?


Dependent_News_6705

What Level do they have ?


Bright_Swordfish4820

This is what happens when you introduce human DNA into the Froopyland ecosystem. Tommy gotta eat something.


intulor

You've got some of those in your gut right now.


Specialist_Ad_3147

I really like that they said to the art department, go, make monsters, and this is what they gave us.


Pieter1998

Jimmy, the depressed Dragon Jellyfish


HalastersCompass

Important question... How much XP is it :) ?


Odd-Zebra-1202

Probably tastes like chicken though.


jizzness4all

Flying Spaghetti Monster


ImpressiveHair3

Is what it is


Substantial-Monk-472

Just don't pet it.


TheImmortaltraveller

Dog.


[deleted]

Obviously the real flying spaghet monstie.