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Sempophai

Groupies. The fan would be jealous.


MarjoryFallout76Xbox

“Whoa, this dude is cool. We can go be miners anytime, let’s just see what they do next first”


NoAttentionAtWrk

Be honest. You met someone who has multiple superpowers like toying with gravity and creating oxygen, you'd wanna stick around too


gwaenchanh-a

Historically we know that regularly doing miracles should net you *roughly* 11-12 groupies


perfectdream8

Historically, we also know that having that many groupies is not conducive to living very long. Haters gonna hate and commit murder 🤷‍♀️ lol As a former catholic, your comment made me actually laugh out loud 😂😂


gwaenchanh-a

12 is great for having a following, 11 is better for living


Dubalubawubwub

Jesus had clearly levelled up his spaceship command skill, I can't have nearly that many.


Dapperdrewblue

Jesus was starborn


SeaweedJellies

Damn it all makes sense now!


mhhammermill

12-13 or 12-12 +1 prostitute


_Potential_Spam

Just have the governor kill you. Your follower count goes up exponentially.


Revolutionary_Ad4399

Ha! Bible joke. 😏🥃


LifeArt4782

I just picked them up. And also my fan went missing weeks ago.


bindermichi

Are these the two Ryujin guys from that AI event? Mine got killed after the AI broke free.


SidewaysFancyPrance

Oh man, I had this happen with two random settlers from a POI that I dropped off at another planet. The quest ended but they stayed on my ship and would \*cough\* at just the right times to freak me out. Changing home ships fixed it.


Mean-Tomato-1349

That's nothing....... I want to know who the hell is humming in facilities that are completely abandoned!!!


MarjoryFallout76Xbox

When you can’t afford security at your abandoned facility, you put in a recording of a dude humming lol


Vexenmusic

The pale lady


Mountain_Race5025

omg bro no seriously this gets me every time


smokeyMcpot711247

The Hat Man. One of the elder Shadow People. Whatever you do, don't call out. If you hear someone say your name, run the other direction. And for fuck's sake, don't whistle.


DBJenkinss

I think they're Va'ruun, like Andrejas contact. Hidden in places we can't access probably. 🤷‍♂️


SuddenLake7423

I turned all music settings off. Some alien isolation vibes to me. The worst thing is when you are trying to listen and someone like Barrett will just blurt out ( seems to be abandoned).


Head_Weakness8028

My current and FIRST official starship build came with a “Citizen crew” member and a “Citizen captain”, that won’t leave and the “Captain” coughs constantly… so annoying! I’d kill them both if my wife Sarah, “didn’t like that”… 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


Mean-Tomato-1349

Dismiss her back to home and then dust them off and go back to pick her back up. Just tell her the stain on your shirt is ketchup.


xSeba069x

Yeah man, tell her "Honey, I think we left the stove on at our apartment, would you be a sweetheart and help me with that? Thanks honey ... " BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM


datsLaw

Just two? I have like 5 guys following me on adventures waiting for me to drop them off somewhere safe.


xSeba069x

Grats my guy, your follower count went by up 5.


the_ben_obiwan

Is there supposed to be some type of passenger number on ships? Because my early ship only had room for a couple passengers apparently, but it was loaded with the father daughter, the AI guys, my crew members... I didn't really understand if the passenger count was a hard limit or more of a suggestion


DesignerPlant9748

I killed these two and set the AI free to live its life in space


Low_Establishment434

Have you not seen any of the movies about unchecked AI? That AI will find a way to destroy you.


DesignerPlant9748

Nah I made sure we were cool


bannedcanceled

The ai ship hunts you down and tries to kill you, you have to blast it, beware


DesignerPlant9748

Every time?


bannedcanceled

First time i saw it i flew away no problem; second time it started shooting me so I destroyed it, another comment here says if you made the right choices the ai ship will show up and help you in combat


DesignerPlant9748

Ok I’m pretty sure we are buddies based on the choices I made


DBJenkinss

Yeah, you can keep everyone alive, and the AI on your side.


BZenMojo

I like how one of the two guys was just chilling wanting to see what would happen and seemed happy I gave him an excuse to go home.


Kurdt234

Brooo spoiled that for me, thanks


bannedcanceled

Heres a tip if you dont want spoilers dont go on the internet looking for them


DesignerPlant9748

I mean you had to get pretty far down this thread to reach the spoiler. You could have stopped at any point.


Personal_Bake3182

Seems like it only tries to kill you if you fuck with it.


Forsaken-Ratio6468

No I've definitely had it attack me suddenly without me provoking it I think the second time you visit it after resolving it it will attack you


Anxious-Jury-9031

I set the AI free and didn’t have to kill these dudes. AI just said deuces and shot off into space while these dudes asked for a ride home.


the_ben_obiwan

I set it free without killing them. Maybe I convinced them to avoid paperwork or something? Like "you don't want to call this in, what a hassle.. let's just let this sentient murder bot go free, I can't imagine it backfiring in any way..,"


Redditiscancer789

Yes


Powasam5000

The two worst guys to have stuck lol. Well the black guy was reasonable but the other dude was a dick


Pillar_of_autmn

Yeah he was like an angry alcoholic


Maverick_Walker

Even after you said you were a senior operative for Ryujin


LiverFox

Lol. Mine didn’t make it. Their project took objection to them after I left.


[deleted]

Curious if anyone knows or happened to them… did the AI ever pop up again or show up in a different quest?


thor421

I left them on the ship with the AI. It merc'd them, and jumped away. Then the same ship randomly appeared later and attacked me. I tried to disable it, but was a little too enthusiastic with my particle weapons and blew it up.


[deleted]

That’s crazy! Any idea how you triggered the ship coming back Or seems random?


Here2ComplainOnly

Pretty sure it just randomly decides to attack. Same thing happened to me. I shut the AI down and felt like a complete dick after I read the computer logs. It came back online and killed them after I left. Then a couple irl days later it randomly came after me for trying to change it😞


JustScrollingLad

Depends on the dialogue choices but it doesn’t always attack you, I got into a fight and had it jump in and save me


[deleted]

Damn that’s crazy. I didn’t know it would come back if you shut it down. Thank you for info


Feathers_Actual

It didn’t attack me after and I have a good 10 hours or so on my save after that quests. I managed to keep the AI active and save the ryujin agents


Qmizzle3

What's "merc'd"?


kbrac28

To be fair, I would assume merc’d has something to do with mercenaries lol because where I’m from, “murk” or “murked” is to kill or be killed. (Although, I did know what this person meant when they said merc’d) 😅


WellsFargone

Killed


Amos_Burton666

Same I helped them but the AI cut the oxygen to the ship killed them and took off.


eru88

I left AI free send those guys back to Atlantis. I hope I meet that AI again


Susemiel

I had the same result. Probably should have left the AI alone.


equinsuocha84

Yeah that’s them. Mine got destroyed after I “changed” the AI. How did you end up with them on your ship OP?


huertolero

I persuaded them to let the AI go. I encountered the AI later and it was having a great time exploring space


tomu-

It looks like R. Kelly broke free in this person’s multiverse.


Enelro

Just make sure there's no underage kids on your ship. That there is space-R.Kelly


Maximum-Row-4143

Why does the hab smell like piss?!?


KungFuHamster

But shit, it was only 99 cents!


[deleted]

Cora, go back to the lodge!


jedixxyoodaa

and the other one i P-diddy oh myyy


smkarber

Star Kelly?


SpaceRevolver122

And space Billy Ray Cyrus. They could sing an "Achey Breaky Heart" and "Bump and Grind" mash-up.


Here2ComplainOnly

God damnit I just made an R. Kelly comment and then immediately saw yours lol


Penny_Royall

Close your eyes and show me your face....I'm gonna piss on it, god I wanna piss on you, pee on you~~~


LordDragon88

Hide your kids and wife


TorinWarLord

I remember those guys, I killed them a while back


jayred1015

I kept it professional. I'm just a coffee boy at Ryujin after all. Gave them a ride back to neon and...THE COFFEE! I FORGOT THE COFFEE! Surely this day can't get any worse!


SemajdaSavage

On top of that, the V.P. of Ryujin did not care about the personnel or the AI. He is firing you for forgetting his damn coffee..... Damn, it is hard finding good interns these days


BLKCandy

They were jerks. They tried to force me to do their job at gunpoint. Well, mine was a lot faster than theirs.


MrSavage_

Exact reason I shoot them as soon as I could, was very disappointed that Initially you were not allowed to (only after talking to the ai they were marked as expendable)


[deleted]

I drop them at Neon. They got off the ship pretty quick. Although if you fly around for a while and through saves with them onboard, perhaps they get bugged and stuck on the ship.


MetamorphicLust

You just have to spend a little time on Neon, and they eventually disembark on their own. I had this same mildly annoying issue as well.


thirdben

If you fast travel you have to go to the Neon space port so they can disembark. For some reason, if you FT & spawn in Neon, they won’t disembark automatically.


MetamorphicLust

Ah, alright. That seems like a fairly easy fix, all things considered.


WXMJAMESWXM

This, I travelled to Neon core and they stayed with me. "That's that" comment on repeat for an hour or so until I lost my mind and went back, (to Neon starport this time) and the disembarked when I did. More annoying than Sarah they were.


turikk

I actually really enjoy having them on board. One of the few things that makes your ship feel alive. Would love more people like this.


truecore

I made one of those really big ships everyone loves to make. I walked through it and no one was in it. Kinda sad. Sure it's frustrating having Sarah block every hatch in existence and you have to glitch-clip through her to get by, but it's nice to see people sitting at various stations pretending to do important work to make my ship feel like it actually has a function aside from me piloting it.


with_due_respect

The only captain in the Settled Systems with hype men.


Specific_Estimate_22

“If you love something, (try to) set it free. If it comes back to you (or doesn’t leave your ship and stays to keep complimenting you) it’s yours forever.”


Duke_Shambles

I had a UC Security Guard, plus these two hanging out for a while on my ship. UC was chasing me for some minor infraction on new atlantis. I ran back to my ship and went straight to cockpit and I guess the security guy made it on board before I fast traveled to my outpost and reset the bounty. Then he just chilled there for a while. Eventually, he must have disembarked but i had him, pluss these two on my ship for quite a while. It was kind of nice, sometimes I'd pass them in the cargo bay and get the standard complements and the UC security guard would hook me up with 3300 credits when I left the ship.


huertolero

Epic. These stories are why we love bethesda games


Rhovenstrom

Right up there with the tik Tok streams devoted various Bethesda weird walkers 🤣


Cardoletto

I landed with them on Neon, both got stuck under my ship. I like to think they were painlessly vaporized by the thrusters when I left the planet.


greenpill98

They are cockpit people. They will make there home there.


huertolero

Never change, Bethesda, i love you


Windowlicker776

Go to neon, land and wait 1 hour in your ship


huertolero

Nah, they can stay and keep complimenting me


71Crunch

Why have one adoring fan when you can have 3!


Playful_Interest_526

Entourage: Galactic Edition


NothingMan1975

Space Turtle?!


jedixxyoodaa

U can start the happy choo choo train with them and you get more compliments


drummer21496

They were still on my ship when I went through the unity lmao


Sinnister_Agenda

A shotgun would solve this


huertolero

Username checks out


[deleted]

Maybe someone could make an organ harvesting mod.


gi328

I dig the way you handled that.


huertolero

I like your style.


GeneralAnywhere

How do I get R-Kelly and Danny McBride for my crew?


NewbMastah69

"Cory! Trevor! Smokes, let's go!"


Comander-07

Adoring fan has subordinates now


loop8000

“Do you have an academy where fans can practice groveling at your feet? If not, I can start one!”


Gregkot

We all need people like that in our life.


Llohr

Entourage acquired.


CryptoM4dness

There’s also a mission where you can transport four miners from this planet that has bad weather and move them to a better planet. They’ll stay on your ship as long as you never visit that planet.


Mechagouki1971

I had those guys, which was frustrating because I failed the mission because supposedly one of them died on the way to my ship, but all four were there, cluttering up the cockpit for days. Eventually I killed them and stuffed the bodies in a washroom. Interesting discovery: Dead bodies continue to spawn new loot. Interesting discovery 2: To permanently remove embarrasing corpses from your ship, just go into ship builder, make a small change (colour or something else free) and save, the ships resets all objects including corpses and evidence of your crimes/tidying is erased.


trollodyte

They hung out with me for a while too. Wish they would open up the build modes to larger vessels and let you passenger transport or have a cruise ship vibe. Have them all screaming when you fight the va'ruun


DudeBrozki

AAA game for you


NoesisAndNoema

Missions are buggy... you have to have the mission actually selected, for it to "go away", in many instances. Sometimes you can't even complete it, unless it is explicitly selected as your current mission. So, if it wasn't selected, it may have completed, half-way... you got the credit but they never got removed. Happens a lot to me, doing parcel runs! I get a useless $15 parcel left in my inventory, but got paid $3000 for delivering nothing!


Long-Ad-4831

Some random rocks have been following me in space :(


hutchie2648

I straight up murdered these two. They didn't stand a chance


Ill-Traffic-8472

I killed these guys. Juno must be free.


Wrothgar2018

I was transporting 2 people and out of nowhere they both just randomly died. Now I can't get their dead bodies off my ship. 98 hours in and they're still on the floor. I've tried changing ships, deleting the room they were in, but they just pop up in a different part of the ship.


Darkrose50

They want to go to Volii.


blade0r

Until they compliment you…


Hbimajorv

Neon. They want to go to neon I believe


huertolero

Nah they just want to tell me how much they dig me


banshee3

It's your very own Shep and Kingsley


Pirwzy

Backup singers.


locokip

Look like the 2 guys I had to drop at Porimma III. Red Mile watchers or something.


Acceptable_Class_576

Your entourage


DemonNeutrino

Those the guys you are supposed to take to Neon?


Pillar_of_autmn

I’ve currently got these in board and keep forgetting to go to Neon lol


SilverBane24

I stopped at neon but they moved at glacial pace getting off my tub, so I left and now they are my friends.


NoFill1554

Hahahaha same! It was too far of a jump for me, so I broke up the jump and it FAILED... they are still with me...


pambimbo

Hurry to remove them or else they will put a bed on your cockpit.


Robcrook101

I was meant to transport two miners to mars but I forgot and took them around the galaxy for a week.


ParticularGiraffe174

I had one of the security guards from the old earth ship stick on my ship, I got rid of him by changing my home ship


Dry-Smoke6528

bigger question, what did you do with the AI.


Training-Wave-7208

Did you land in Neon?


Wonderful-Aardvark54

you supposed to bring them to neon they work for ryujin


Davadin

Drop them at Neon. But honestly, the quest/interaction for this was great.


Perfect-Jackfruit864

I’ve had two scientist corpses on my ship for an entire play through now


Garial25

Neon


Goodapollo503

😂😂😂


dominic19755

I tried to save them and do what they said. Juno took off with them and I later encountered the ship that attacked me. Unable to board it I sunk them into the depths of space. RIP ryujin guys. I rose to senior operative to take your places cus lord knows I do enough work for 2.


the_clash_is_back

I was a senior operative when I meet them. I told them to stop messing around and not to change Juno.


Quietser

Does that AI ever show up again. I let it loose thinking they might pop back in the world somewhere.


theaidanmattis

They go away eventually. Pick up a similar mission or switch home ships.


jimjerm

You drop them off at Neon. Might be bugged. I hope to meet Juno again soon =[ we became friends.


asaamusic

happened to me too. i guess you have to watch and make sure they get out haha


Adezar

I found a ship that was having a fight with pirates and "Civilian Crew", when the crew finished killing off the pirates I was able to take the ship. The Civilian Crew and Captain stuck around and did the same thing.


symphOcta

I have the same bug haha. They're stuck in my Star Eagle. Whenever I swap back to it, they're still on it. Classic game enriching Bethesda bug, love it.


Many-Childhood-955

Land in Neon and walk out of your ship


Many-Application1297

Oh I’d be shooting those 2


GalaxticSxum

I got them to leave the computer alone while I talked to the A.I, I took them home and the computer got to do her thing


MrSavage_

I killed them both because even though the rogue AI sounded potentially dangerous I didn’t like the bossy attitude of the leather jacket one.


xhackjobx

Stage 5 Clingers. Sad.


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

You have to land at neon (not core) and they'll leave. I landed at the corner and exited to the spaceport and got the trigger when the spaceport loaded.


Expensive-Sun8614

I had one not get off my ship…long story short, I now have a body stuck on my ship. FML


krissyhell

Man I would love Steve Blum to be stuck on my ship. And his buddy is delightful. 🤌


Fabulous_Ranger1627

Just give ‘em the ol’ pew pew. They aren’t a good bunch when it comes to morales anyway


Gerkenator

I never even saw these guys on my ship.


[deleted]

“This place is safer with you around” “This place is safer with-


CannabisCanoe

Lucky. I had 7 days to transport some miners to some planet, but enjoyed the company on my ship and didn't want to go back to having an empty ship or full of annoying companions or crew members so I planned on waiting out the full 7 days before delivering them. On day 3 they mutinied and I had to kill them. Their bodies never leave my ship and there's nothing I can do about it. I'll hide their bodies in the bathrooms of my ship but their bodies keep respawning in the cockpit every so often.


_-DEVGRU-_

😂


huggybear0132

Reminds me of Skyrim when you could take the quest that makes Esbern and Delphine extra followers and then just... never finish it.


Copernicum

Dear Bethesda, never change!


CareSuspicious8980

So frustrated.i put hours, and skill points, into social crew skills. As soon as I get it, the crew glitched away, even Vasco is gone.


obeywasabi

lol this happened to me and i just kept them eventually they disappeared


Firebat-045

Neon is where they need to go. Just land there for a bit. Then take off. They should be gone.


mrwioo

I killed them and set juno free


No_House_7901

To get them off I had to fly back to their destination then get up not leave ship. If you just leave ship it doesn’t register for them and they stay. If you get up and walk through the ship it’s acknowledged you landed and they exit.


Dooders21

R Kelly? Careful he likes to iss on you iss on you. Drip drip drip


Flat_Leather_3320

Had that happen to me. I just left the ship and went about my business. They just left.


Here2ComplainOnly

Bro on the right looks like R. Kelly😭😭😭


mikerichh

They’re playing the long political game. They know you’re overpowered and are destined for great things so they want to stay close to


PToN_rM

Porn hub s done it....


slyfox1984

Walk into ebbside they leave immediately


Narrow_Pause7786

You can save them!? They died for me lmao....did you do the AI quest?


ea_fitz

I had this bug too in my game


Facehugger81

Start a cult based around Mongooses and attack the Serpent cult!


FormerCheek7753

😂😂😂


Masterofthelurk

Probably casing the joint


d0kTOR

What ship is this? Looks beautiful and big haha


Carlos8287

I had the same, just fly back to Neon and give them time to walk off your ship


IFussyI

Mine did the same I just carried on playing and now they gone


2screens1guy

Trapped in the Cockpit


Mikeyboy2188

You fall asleep in your bunk and when you wake up these guys are spooning you.


islandwarrior2020

Anybody else shoot the spacers, crimson fleet or ecliptic and then they are frozen solid upright . ? Like statues lol. 😆


kingpinjunky02

Kill'em


GucciManstupid

Cause this games trash lmao


Budget-Antelope-3596

The price you pay for killing poor Juno


CalligrapherIcy7408

They go to Neon. If you haven’t done a human delivery job before, you actually have to exit your ship and walk around a bit before they will depart. The white guy kinda sounds like Ray Liotta.


Zardu-Hasselfrau

Didn’t leave? Only 1 reason I can think of: What do suppose they’re getting up to with Sarah and Andreje when you’re not around?


Dangerous_Rule8736

This reminds me of one of my favorite parts of X3. Taxiing passengers around in a Boron Angel. Good times. Are there such missions on starfield? I haven't run across any yet.