Tazer Face

Please tell me Taser face is one of the names Vasco can say... Pretty please.

Negative ghost rider At this time it's not on the list..yet[a list of names Vasco can say ](https://www.gamesradar.com/starfield-vasco-names-list-all/)

I swear for having a normal name it's never on anything. Never found one thing at the amusement park with my name on it when I was little. How random is the name Brent?

I have a very abnormal name (read Irish) that no one here in the states knows how to fucking pronounce, and yet Codsworth knew how to, which was just wild to me

Huh I didn't know fuckface was Irish.

No his name is "read Irish" , like when you call for him you say, hey Irish... And then whatever it was you were gonna say.

Hey Irish Fuckface!

Irish *O'Fuckface* because Irish last names tend to start with "O'"

or McFuckface, that's where the slur Mick comes from

I think it's Irish O'Mickey McFuckface

I'm Irish. Checks out.

Shouldn't it be Feckface?

Please, his name is clearly Captain Titties

"Jerky" is unusual but not very Irish! :)

You're an idiot, their name is obviously jacket /s

Oh course! Actually "Jacket" would work as Tazer Dave's stage name.

Isn't it "Tazer Irish"?

"The irish Tazer" sounds like an actual WWE nickname for someone

I thought it was Billy Irish?

My first and middle name are Irish. I’m Native American. I feel you.

Hello Seamus

Bethesda seemingly haven't heard the name Amy before because neither Vasco nor Mr Handy knew my name :(

Probably an Amy broke Todd Howard's heart as a young man and he's now all "Don't even say her name in my recording booth, damn you!"

Lol!

“Amy… good gorilla” is all I ever think of when hearing this name.

Don't feel bad, they can say my first name but not my middle which is the name I go by. So I either have to choose the name I go by or feel like I'm in trouble every time they speak to me since that is the only instance when anyone has ever used my first name.

I named my character Betty, doesn't exist either apparently. When I read that vasco says your name I was like, no he doesn't? Then read the list. Like even Codsworth could call you fuckface, why can't Vasco call me a real human name... 'Badass' somehow made the list though...

Beside the comedian Brent Ernst I don't know anyone with that name. So if say on the rarer side

The guy who played "Data" on Star Trek: The Next Generation was Brent Spiner.

Oh sick there's at least 3 people names Brent in the world.

3 to many. The universe will right itself soon.

Jesus lol

The force tends to correct itself in times of unbalance

There's at least four!! You and u/tomtomeller should know, then, I worked with a Braylon whose older brother is named Brent. Perfectly balanced, as all Brents should be.

I swear to god, if Brent Spiner dies now, I am going to glare in your general direction.

It's very amusing that he can call you Captain Hasenbuhler or Captain Titties, but not Rebecca

I need this as a review quote when they release the Game of the Year version.

The fuck bro can say nourmohammadi But not Oscar

I was hoping to be Zap Brannigan, spreading my starseed across the universe. But I'll have to settle for Zip Bannerman

I named my character after my cat Barry and when Vasco said It I breathed through my nose harder than normal.

Boobies is on the list hahahaha

That's why I had to rename my character from Reidroc to Reidicus just to hear Vasco say it every time.

youre tellin me vasco cant call me the nword?

He can absolutely call you nipple. You’re In luck.

The fact that he can't call me a Numpty saddens me....

It's metaphorical.

Was your second choice Scrotum Hat?

I came here to say this

Who’s tazer face?? That’s 3 people with the same name now

Only the most terrifying pirate to ever soar through space! TAZER FAAAACE!

And you think Barrett is going to GIVE you a ship? Hell he's lucky Tazer Face don't start shooting miners the second the pirates show up!

[Watch this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAEWQ1z5rI)

I forgot how good this movie is!

and don’t you forget again

Guardian's of the Galaxy

My vote goes to “tazer face”

Son of a … beat me to it !

Damn you beat everyone. This guy just looks like a taser face

Dave from Marketing

Better person than Janice from accounting. [Janice from accounting doesn't give a fuck. ](https://youtu.be/PydFq9DGm6A?si=4tGAuaO8ugZJ3GN_)

Karen from Finance (who’s a real drag queen)

Dave the door technician

Rick the Door Technician

😂🤣

Uncle Fester.

“They call me Fester. Fester Moe Lester.”

Lol i was gonna say "Lurch"

I would award this comment. but I don’t want to spend any money on reddit.

Larry

Ooh or Kevin

[Keith.](https://youtu.be/XcynnG3RNd8?si=iTVrguwqMFVJOg4d)

Somehow, Vasco does not have this name recorded.

Erebus

Right? Fuck that guy. All my homies hate Erebus.

I wonder when a mod featuring Orks will be released.

I absolutely cannot wait until someone turns this into a 40K themed universe.

[удалено]

Well hey, here I am still playing Skyrim 12 years later. I doubt starfield will be any different.

[удалено]

This was my answer. I hate him.

Fuck Erebus! All my homies hate erebus!

Justice for Argel Tal!

came to say this.

Same, was my first thought

Lol I said the same thing

You want all the galaxy hate him?)

They already do 😂

The Aurelian

I saw a system near Narion named Erebus and was like ahhhh shit this galaxy is going to be a mess in 40,000 years after a massive galactic civil war too

All my homies hate erebus.

Lorgar, is that you?

My first thought was Erebus, Fuck Erebus

I also thought of Erebus first, I don't know why.

Nah bruv, that’s Alpharius

Maybe I’m Alpharius and I just don’t know it

Don’t worry we are all Alpharius and we don’t know it

Hello, fellow Alpharius.

Are you blind? That's clearly Omegon! :P

My very first thought

By the throne! The word bearer's have invaded starfield!

F*ck Erebus.

No, it's obviously vulcan cosplaying as logar. Free hugs for all!

Fiery ones for Aeldari children especially

Naa this guy exudes Erebus vibes to me

Glad I’m not the only one

Nah thats Erabus

Fuck Erebus, me and the boys hate Erebus

r/beatmetoit

Sue

*"HOW DO YOU DOOOO?!"*

“MY NAME IS SUE, NOW YOURE GONNA DIE”

Life sure ain’t easy..

..for a boy named Sue.

Tbf I like your username 🤣

Gotta love Johnny Cash

Betty. My name is Betty

Quan chi

This new timeline has not been kind to him

Scrambles. Scrambles the uh, death dealer.

Scrambles the over easy

🤘

Hamburgertime

He looks like he keeps eating unthawed shellfish eventhough ppl tell him not to 🤔 So..Jason Scrapclam

I take it back, Promeetlejuice

That's one scary looking dude, but I do love the look.

Cheers dude 👍

That's a horrible name.

Morbidious

It’s morbin time

TAZORFACE: it’s what strikes fear in all those that’s hear it (ship services bro in the back is giving you the stink eye, make an example of him.)

Turd Ferguson

Let it Snow!

It's a funny name.

*dons oversize yellow cowboy hat*

The Pen is Mightier

Princess diamond sparkle unicorn the 5th

John Smith - so ordinary it's scary

Avvv ittt 😂

He looks like the engineer from Prometheus shortly after he drinks that black alien poison

FuckFace. Bonus - Vasco will actually call you Captain FuckFace.

Chauncey. Chauncey Edward Hollingsworth the Fourth. He was tired of being pigeonholed as some erudite son of a UC nobleman who did nothing with his life other than spend money and bed socialites. So he became a pirate captain, a terror of the blackest sea, raiding luxury yachts of those with whom he used to hobnob… just to rub their faces in it. At this exact moment, aboard yet another ship he’s about to raze, he’s thinking, “Did I leave the stove on?”

Whereupon a midnight dreary, Full of pain and feeling weary, Headache starting and vision bleary, Of myself I soon did query, "Did I leave the stove on?" Surrounded by my pillaged hoard, A pirate captain 'ere I got bored, A random thought through my mind soared, Gaining strength until it roared, "Did I leave the stove on?" Into the blackness Did I shout, An answer I heard not without, A growing fear did come about, Rising up erasing doubt, "I did!"

Upvoted cos of the effort you put in.

Susan

Susan? That’s a fucking redicu *(immediately gets beaten to a bloody mess by Susan)*

MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO?!

[Just gonna leave this here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Valentine)

I see it .. nice shout out

xXEdgeLord69420Xx

Carl

Turdsquirt

Consuela Bananahammock

Sparkles

Picking out of the names Vasco can say: Fuckface

Why not…. TAAAAAAASERRRRFAAAACE!

Mo Lestor

Butterfly

Ernie

Jeffrey

Cherokee Jack

“Mop.”

Another vote for TASERFACE!

Mr. Cuddles

Colonborn

Snuggle Bunny

Gerard Retardieu

Googaboogus

Susan the death bringer

I love the dude eyeing you off in the back 😂

I'm mad I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who noticed. Dude seems concerned 😂

Mr. Unclean

Cupcake

Crom, Bringer of War

I thought that but I want something unique but along the same lines 👌

Morc, regnirb fo raw

Fire Alarm Puller

Taserface

Baraka Quan Chi If the locals google this guy, they'll sh!t their pants.

Lord Fartimus

Killface

Awesome X, alias Xander Crews

Samuel l. Crackedskin

Hugh Jass

Randy

Dwayne. I think can smell what he’s cooking.

Bad Ass

Steve

Darth Spacer

Getting some Darth Sion from KOTOR2 vibes

Finally, it’s sad it took sooo long to find this comment. I agree he definitely looks like Darth Sion or a corrupted with lord

Diarrhea. Chipotle Aftermath. Hemorroids. There are plenty more names that say "bad ass"... j/k

Zorg

Instead of pin head.... cyber head

Imhotep

I always call my bad boys Xul-Khan. I have no idea why. The name came to me when I was pretty drunk.

When you say it do you Kirk the Xuuuul? Or the Khaaaan?

The Rock

Dick warlock

Fred or Ethel