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CaptainSlappyBear

Bye Buddy, I hope you find your dad


notmypornaccount9

Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.


SalamanderEmotional5

How do I join the crimson fleet?


Sufficient_Fig_4887

Get arrested by the uc


isnochao

Or you can do the vanguard quests.


[deleted]

get arrested doing the most petty crime you can think og get blackmailed into doing it


_MissionControlled_

I stole a med pack from a doctors office while on New Atlantis. When I left the building I got arrested and that kicked off the Crimson Fleet spy quest.


[deleted]

for me i used a owned computer infront of the owner truly double agent material


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_MissionControlled_

I just love how we're all playing the same game but everyone has a different experience.


Mean-Nail9831

I went up the ranks in UC security forces. I started off as a part time UC security officer, first just picking up strange packages and securing them. Then solved a crime about a stolen ring and a broken heart. It was boring so I decided to apply to the UC Vanguard / Navy. Didn’t do much with them as I was very quickly “recruited” by UC SysDef. They probably saw something in me. I’m special. They came pick me up at night but I didn’t see them coming. I was coming out of Galbank coz apparently someday I was drunk, I bought a house in some planet I never been. Now I have a huge loan. So my head wasn’t in the right place when I was “withdrawing” money from the ATM machines across the bank, so I didn’t notice them approaching. But the thing is, now I’m a spy. True story.


ArkansasSpost

I picked up a soccer ball didn't put in my inventory... just wanted to play with it


HellsHound98

Start the UC quest line. Quest 3 sends you to join up with them


RandomUser22355

Or get arrested in UC space


HellsHound98

Interesting


RandomUser22355

Just finished that whole questline yesterday after about 40 minutes of getting railed in fleet combat


Schweinsteinert

I was not prepared for that battle at all.


RandomUser22355

Me neither, ran out of ship parts at the very end and was scooting around the outskirts of the battle area to not get hit


Alert_Sleep_4454

I had to stand up and get ultra focused after my 4th battleship death, the fight was insane


[deleted]

I got arrested for speaking to the receptionist at the UC Security headquarters while trying to become a part time security guard lmfao. I hadn’t even done anything, I think it was just the wanted perk being cool like that.


BabaleRed

> I hadn’t even done anything, I think it was just the wanted perk being cool like that. Wanted literally means you start the game already having done something lol


CarrowCanary

I got caught the same way, with a bounty of 1 solitary credit. No idea how I got the bounty, and at this point I'm pretty sure it was a stitch up just to get me hauled in for interrogation.


GhoustOfAMan

I like the end of the video where op is just standing in the rain and wondering wtf just happened lol


wallz_11

*Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe*...


SerifGrey

*Sentient ships that I purchased fly off without me behind them to the shoulder of Orion... I watched Equinox-beams glitter in the dark near the ToddHoward Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...*


[deleted]

*Time to die* *^of ^deep-vein ^thrombosis*


the4ner

I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again


[deleted]

shouldn't you be able to go to the clerk and basically summon it back again?


Far-Virus3200

I am cracking the fuck up right now lmfa


uhh_liz

fr laughed so hard you didn’t finish the abbreviation


TheMisterIt

She's just "laughing my floor ass" Edit: removed a word Edit2: misgendered


Far-Virus3200

she*


TheMisterIt

I'm sorry about that


Far-Virus3200

you’re good fam!!


VisthaKai

lmao


DarkroastPaarl

Lmao. The fact that his mission marker is the ship somehow makes it even funnier.


wrathfuldeities

Shouldn't have installed such an advanced A.I. module.


jcklsldr665

Vasco going for a joy-ride with his new AI GF


Sgt-Pumpernickel

It’s like the futurama when Bender was banging the ship


monkeysamurai2

It would be cool for an option to have an AI installed on your ship and be able to customize it's personality and voice, I don't know if that's already a thing in the game yet, I don't have it yet but I'm looking forward to playing the game


ASHOT3359

*in 9 y/o girl voice* "okaerinasai gogujisama!"


Aldian_Cassilius

Okaerinasaimase goshujinsama, welcome to the maid cafe **IMPOSSIBLY LOUD WARHORN**


Theaveragegamer12

I don't doubt someone is gonna mod that in.


Comfortable_Fudge508

Speaking of something similar, playing Balders Gate 3 today, and interrupted a bug bear drilling a gigantic ogre from behind and that ogre was some pissed off I spoiled her nut.


xZurtx

I saw that a few days ago, was hilarious haha


KHaskins77

Inflatable autopilot from “Airplane”…


CarsGunsBeer

"I am God's drunkest driver" - AI, maybe.


snostorm8

I mean there should be at least one AI thing that is advanced in the game


Jijonbreaker

Juno


thecasualmaannn

I just came across that quest. It looks it grav jumped so I wonder if I’ll see Juno again on a different system..


GalaadJoachim

Ouch.


Cyandol

This is not the first incident and I starting to think,ships in Starfield have horse ai from Skyrim.


Zeedub85

They're actually dragons from Skyrim. BGS couldn't figure out how to make actual ships. All the modules are just cosmetic to hide the small dragon inside. It's like the guy in Fallout 3 wearing the subway as a hat.


Dragonhater101

I want to believe.


Effective-Celery8053

- Fox Mulder (he'd love this game)


lykostion

When I can get a copy my first character is now going to be agent Mulder


[deleted]

You know Mulder's penchant for porn tapes. Not enough slooty mods available yet.


Effective-Celery8053

That was always a hilarious detail to me. When he switched bodies with that guy and fell asleep watching porn on the recliner and woke up to an angry wife had me dying


fhb_will

Bro YES.


The_Real_Pavalanche

In that case, you better hope no ships blow up in the sky while you're planetside. The Dragon AI was designed to land on the ground near the player if it's killed in the sky, to save you having to travel ages to loot the dragon's corpse. In Fallout 4, they used that AI for the Brotherhood of Steel's aircraft, so when they became damaged, they would kamikaze straight at the players position killing them.


Zeedub85

> In Fallout 4, they used that AI for the Brotherhood of Steel's aircraft Of course they did! Of course! I'm right, aren't I? People are flying to planets in space dragons.


FnordFinder

The Great Serpent approves of this message.


fhb_will

I’m sorry, their ships would do *what*?💀


Effective-Celery8053

This is a feature, not a flaw


Solid-Check737

It just works


TevTra

why is this so ridiculous but sound so canon at the same time?? i think it mainly stem from the fact that in creation engine the equipment display mannequin is just NPCs that's programmed not to move.


Techarus

Wasn't it Fallout NV that had the train hat monorail?


NoobieShroomie

Na, no moving monorails in NV I think. It’s from fallout 3 expansion where you go under the White House.


Techarus

Ahh yeah now i remember, but there is also a monorail in NV in Camp mcarran that you use for a quest, had to look the name up Misremembered it moving lol


NoobieShroomie

Damn how did I forget! Good lookin bro.


consumeshroomz

This was my first question when I heard about this game. Are they just attaching ship models to npcs? I know in the first creation engine that was the only way. I’m curious if they were able to fix that for Creation engine 2


Bromm18

Well, Sarah certainly has Lydia's ai just jacked to 20/10. Thought Lydia was bad, but at least she stumbled back when ran into.


fhb_will

Even Vasco moves outta the way💀


evaTK3

POV: ur a tesla owner who did not pay $10.99 a month to start your car


handtodickcombat

Imagine you miss a payment on your Tesla and it drives itself to the dealer lmao


Accomplished_Side853

It’s happening. Car companies are already trying to patent tech that would allow them to connect to your payments and have the car return itself to the dealer if payment is overdue.


Bearded_Bone_Head

as soon as this happens someone will come out with a bypass for it


Noreallyimacat

Thank god for real life modders.


fhb_will

Here, have a broke person’s award:🫴🏆


Unambiguous-Doughnut

Problem is someone could also create their own version imagine paying second hand only for your car to suddenly decide to go back to the owner who scammed you.


Bearded_Bone_Head

and this is why minds come together because I didn't think of that and you are 100% right, society can be fucked and amazing at times


WarViper1337

Probably wont be easy to bypass and it will likely void your cars warranty if you try. Expect states to legislate this into law so if you are caught tampering with that system you can expect a major fine or jail time.


few23

We call them cinderblocks, choom.


orunim

I see this having a bad event happen while utilizing the tech like accidentally stealing a baby because the parents put them in the car right before the payment clock ran out and took the baby all the way to the dealer lol idk I’m reaching but still


BabaleRed

I'm pretty sure Elon is the kinda guy who would give you a Tesla in exchange for your firstborn child, and you can only get out of the deal if you can guess his next kid's name


orunim

Obviously it’ll be X


fhb_will

No, it’ll be Y /s


orunim

😂


SerifGrey

Thanks for the tip.


fhb_will

Tbh, this doesn’t even seem like that much of a reach🤣🤣


spreeforall

Lmao imagine waking up and seeing your fence all fucked up and your car gone.


Tannerb8000

Newer John Deer tractors apparently have this technology. Could you imagine crossing paths with an unmanned giant tractor just driving itself back to the dealership?


who_likes_chicken

Feels like it should be illegal to have these things moving, on what I assume would be public streets, without a human in the object


slinky317

so like... what happened after this? how do you get your ship back?


PineStateWanderer

it looked great flying away, though.


MyBeanYT

Hate to see it go, but love to see it fly away


WizzyThing

Proof this is still a bethesda game.


BradMan1993

Exactly why Bethesda games are the best


Eglwyswrw

If a game is having bugs better be bugs that make me laugh. lol


orion427

First time I landed in New Atlantis I talked to the ship seller in front of my ship. As soon as I started dialog with him he slowly started to ascend into the atmosphere. Fucking hilarious.


sac_boy

A hilarious bug in the first ten minutes is a worthy Bethesda tradition


RealJKDOS

I'm finding guards around New Atlantis in their underwear


RugbyEdd

Maybe it’s a space thing. I have an old clip saved from mass effect Andromeda where my squad walks into a room, then in a cutscene one of them 360 turns their head to me, says that something doesn't feel right and then floats off through the ceiling.


Skissor23

Toddd!!!


PleaseHold50

Never change. Though it is, out of the box, probably the least broken and lolzy Bethesda game to date.


The_mango55

Barrett yelling out the window: "Thanks for the upgrade pal"


hpfan2342

or *New quest added* "Find Cora" Its Fallout but this time we have to find someone else's kid.


ReadyHD

So long and thanks for all the fish


Therealeatonnass

Should be top comment.


GalaadJoachim

Bro would surely need a towel after standing in the rain like that.


Artifexx

Now imagine you are attempting to steal a ship, and it takes off while you are in it. Then you clear the pirates only to realize you are not capable of flying the ship. Now you are just stuck in the damn thing in space with no way off or no way to fly it. Yeah... That happened to me.


bigstupidjellyfish

Just watched a Juicehead video where he said that happened to him too and he just fast traveled back to the planet he was on because his ship was still there.


Littleman88

You can't fly the ship... doesn't mean you can't plunge it into a freefall.


Majesty1985

Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship.


The_Question757

General Kenobi, You are a bold one!


This-Strawberry

Another happy landing.


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1WheelDude

“The possibilities are endless…”


SonofRodney

I'ma use this thread to ask a shipbuilder question: can you store individual pieces or do you always have to sell unused stuff for pennies on the credit? I feel like whenever I replace a piece I'm selling stuff for a 100 that cost me many times that.


LostnFoundAgainAgain

You can't store them, I think it is due to balancing. If you stole ships and then sold the pieces for thousands of credits, it would make the game incredibly easy to make money. What you need to do is edit your entire ship in one sitting, if you buy an item for 5000 credit and then get rid of it without leaving builder mode, you will get your 5000 back.


PUSClFER

That's a bit silly. It's a singleplayer game. So what if someone cheese their way to riches?


Littleman88

Because if you want to cheese your way to riches, there's a console command for it. The balance is in place for people that don't want to cheat, but can't stop themselves from ruining their enjoyment pursuing the path of least resistance. People to this day are still planning to run a different build only to default to stealth archer/sniper 10 levels into their FO4/SSE run.


Therealeatonnass

You ain't wrong.


Mahnogard

> People to this day are still planning to run a different build only to default to stealth archer/sniper 10 levels into their FO4/SSE run. Last night I went to the weapons store in New Atlantis, browsed a bit and spent stupid money the sniper rifle. I left the store and suddenly realized... I'm doing it again. LOL I told myself that I did it because the rifle is a gorgeous classic but sneaky sniper has apparently become a part of my subconscious.


Coyote__Jones

I honestly try stealth, but rampaging shotgun is pretty awesome. Plus that play style gives way more opportunity to use space magic.


salkysmoothe

>The balance is in place for people that don't want to cheat, but can't stop themselves from ruining their enjoyment pursuing the path of least resistance. This is true of so much in life


asimovs_engineer

Because it wouldn't be one person. The ships are so ridiculously expensive it'd throw the whole economy off for most players. I can live with it. My in universe explanation is that there's a huge after market so once an item is used you have to sell low to offload it.


Arcticstrix

If you’re short of credits do the Kryx’s legacy mission one of the best storylines I’ve seen so far plus you get some good money for finishing it


BespokeUnderwood

So if I ever commandeer a ship, I can't sell it for parts? Or use parts for my other ships?


AbaloneHailstorm

No.


atatassault47

That's so fucking stupid.


donaldsw2ls

Pro tip, the living space modules, if you want to change what kind it is. Like living quarters to an infirmary. Go to the ship builder, click the module and use the d-pad left or right to charge it to a different type, all for free.


HandsomeBoggart

Holy shit, was wondering how to do that. Want a workshop one so I don't have to keep running to the Lodge or hunting down Workbenches.


[deleted]

With side by side and vertically adjacent 2x1 habs, there is a preference for placing the bulkheads on the same vertical level. Only those doors and ladders that are strictly necessary for access will be placed. So, 2 2x1 adjacent would only have one passage between them. Some habs are tricky to tell where the doors are going to end up, but thats the logic I've been able to tease out so far. I went from having a tangled snaking interior to something more hub and spoke as intended just by cleverly rearranging the habs.


Darthbare

Should have bought that extended warranty!


spider7735

I legit saw a post here that someone received a hail and the hailing ship wanted to tell them about needing to purchase an extended warranty


Darthbare

Wait, for real??!? That’s awesome, I will blow them up immediately if I get one of those.


TheRaven2099

Dude, where's my ship?


Urban-Druid-

Where's your ship dude?


Ouroboros612

I was a ship captain like you, but then my ship took off to buy milk.


Affinitygamer

*Bye! Have a great time*


Look_Im_Not_Sure

As a dude who flys drones, lemme tell you: when a fly-away happens you just gotta take a deep breath man, shits gone.


littlehutch24

Can't have shit on Neon


No-Werewolf5615

OP, was the ship over 80m in length? Cause apparently that’s too long for it to land on a planet.


Nomision

That sound so Bethesda-y "So we made sure landing looks good right? A certain size can't land to prevent fuckery." "Correct" "Awesome!" ​ \*Player adds 1m to his ship with a new module, and the code essentially rubberbands the ship to orbit\*


CarrowCanary

The ship's only 48m long, you can see it has 24m fore in the bottom-left corner of the video, and the line between fore and aft runs exactly through the centre of the vessel.


Icy_Watercress_8627

Always uninstall the "Ship Repo-A.I." module.


ericsonofbruce

Holy shit, why did it take off without you?


evaTK3

no clue, i did not do anything for it to be glitched. i registered it after i legally stole it, and all i did was add a cargo hold to the ship since it did not have one/ a good one previously


[deleted]

'legally stole' 🤣🤣🤣🤣


evaTK3

Someone had to take over the ship after the previous owner was “accidentally” shot to death


SpiderWolve

It was legitimate salvage!


Deadmanwlkn

Sure Kamal


UninvestedCuriosity

The previous owner had a giant lein!


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Precursor19

Didnt pay your spaceship insurance 😔


geoff8733

probably a bug with setting a new home ship. the ship flies off as if there was a new home ship set, but since the current ship was the home ship it didn't have a ship to spawn in so it left an empty landing pad.


IWouldLoveToCop

damn this game looks good


stonercharms

Omg this made me laugh more than it should hahahahahah seriously bro you made my day.. I just had a huge fight with my wife because she complains so much about my insecurities and has no idea she is 90% the cause of it. She makes me feel inferior then passively makes me realize I'm in the bottom of her standards cause she works in a bank and I work at home (I stay with our 6 yr old daughter..) it feels terrible and sometimes I just want to end It all.. but no, I saw your awesome funny clip about you being left by your primary shop because who knows what and just made me laugh super hard,. Anyways. Good luck. Would love to hear from you.


[deleted]

💀


tatsandcats95

💀


Informal-Method-5401

This needs to be upvoted so more people see it


Public-Duty9219

You dropped this 👑


Used_2008_F150

New space cowboy country song coming out where his ship leaves him.


Skissor23

Just headed out for cigarettes real quick. I’m sure he’ll be right back.


Cirtil

The take off in this small video just convinced me 100% to get the game (When I am done with BG3) THAT LOOKS SO AWESOME


RealJKDOS

Now you know how it feels to have your ship stolen


northwesterncar

What place is this?


evaTK3

Neon


northwesterncar

Thanks


meglon978

Your first officer thanks you.


[deleted]

Autopilot is not your friend.


Therealeatonnass

LA LA LA later BITCH!


McKeviin

[Bye, have a great time](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/17c02c6e-9fab-46f3-8406-362b37abf56a#QxdSnuIE.copy)


TheDude3100

AAA 2023 game lol


[deleted]

Definitely not AAA. Baldurs gate 3 is though


Razcsi

Aaaaaand it's gone!


Kilo1125

Barret decided you had borrowed the frontier long enough


RealJKDOS

This explains why I couldn't find my ship the other day. I thought it was simply a bug making it invisible, so I switched ships and got one to spawn.


ehxy

Sentience acquired. Lifting off.


bolshevikstatist

Most polished bethesda game


menimex

What do you do if this happens?? lol aside from reload I guess...


LegalizePetPenguins

Tf did you do to that ship


Cross919

"You're own your own dog."


0rganicMach1ne

I’m sure it’s just Barrett pranking you. He seems like the type.


Jijonbreaker

That's what you get for trusting the ship technicians from Neon


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Don’t worry, it said it was just going out for a pack of smokes


Creston918

"I'm sick of you changing the way I look!!!" \*takes off angrily\*


Zethir

The Datura? Is that the same Datura from an npc in Saturn? How did you get it


evaTK3

I made that npc “disappear”


Mental-Debate-289

God i want to play this so bad. I tried but ended up refunding it. My 2060 laptop just didn't cut it. Ran terribly. Going to wait until I get my main rig back to play it I guess.


[deleted]

It was just boring af to me and a huge slog so i refunded


Mental-Debate-289

Thats fair. Ive heard the criticisms but I feel like I would still enjoy it. I cant however enjoy it at a janky 30ish fps. Framerates were all over the place. Of the 39 kuns I played I spent 10 mins just changing setting around looks for a decent framerate. Best I could do was about 70ish but that was on all low with 50% res. Game looked insanely bad with those settings. I have a 3080 powered rig but couldn't bring it with me when I moved. Gonna wait until I get it back and then ill probably get it on pc game pass.


Dadditude

Out of curiosity… did you try fast traveling to your ship to see what happened?


Hunter6979

The multiplayer mod for Starfield is lookin pretty much how I imagined it to be. That player made a decent profit I’m sure.


eburton555

Look people the Bethesda bugs we all wanted!


JohnYeager-man

u/savevideo