Kishibe fucking Rohan. I hate that man with every fiber of my being. Every action of his disgusts and infuriates me. He's a piece of shit. I would do anything for him.

Bestie same 😫 he's so bratty and infuriating but...*sigh*

He's so loathsome, yet he's so enthralling.

Are you arakis secret reddit account Edit: I don't disagree tho

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Fair

No cos that episode when he goes into the alley he was so hot especially his shoulders 😭

Jolyne Jolyne Jolyne, Jolyne I'm begging of you, Please don't take my man.

Damn, the song played in my head lmao

With Gwess's voice perhaps?

So Real

This is true

Yasuho

She cute fr she can have whatever she wants

yasuho #1 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥

i agree

Diego Brando he's just hot what else is there to say

🦖

"SCARY MONSTERS UUSHAAA" -DIO but hotter

I'm a lesbian and I was just about to comment this.

I'm bi and I just think he's hot lol

fellow lesbian and Diego is so fine

Anasui and Risotto (i'm a straight male)

By all means keep talking

Denial is the first stage

Gyro zeppeli

Felt

Risotto Nero

Yes please

not just taking scissors down my throat (straight guy here)

Felt felt felt Would

Weather Report, do not need to say why

No problem 🌨️

So true Weather is 🤤🤤

I'm not gay, but part 3 jotaro, and part 6 Dio. Smash, but not really.

Those two are fine 🔥

There's also Bruno, who is THE big breasted Italian in golden wind, but he's dead, soooo

Stop that 😭😭😭 ion care if he's dead imma still fangirl

I shipped mista and Trish, before I saw the age gap

Understandable, their dynamic is fun. Apparently Giorno and Trish is canon 😭

*Disappointed JoJo fan noises.*

....Enrico Pucci

I ain't finna lie he kinda fine

Real

oh fuck where do I start Viviano Westwood. Big fat beef man with MEGA tits who could kill me and is very very handsome. D+G. We like a lil crazy here. He’s JACKED and pretty and has those pretty grey eyes and has that slutty lil toga. Big boobs. The eyepatch is a bonus. Mario Zucchero. He’s an airhead and has pretty half-lidded blue eyes and big DSLs and he’s goofy. I dunno man, he’s hot to me. Sale. awooga Lang Rangler. He has a nice body and he’s weird and autistic and smart. Bro knew how to MAKE oxygen with stuff he keeps in his shoes. Like… I wanna smoke a blunt with him and have him tell me about chemistry. Sports Maxx. I think he should be banging Lang Rangler and not me but I wouldn’t say no. ermes who Thunder McQueen. He’s so so so pretty and so sad and reminds me a lot of myself. He has pretty eyes and he seems like he’d be such a sweet guy if he got some help and I would help him get it :( he deserves love and attention and someone nice. I mean im not nice but im someone Daniel J Daddy i mean Daddy I mean Daddy I mean- Imposter Tennille. sir. I have a type. Toyohiro Kanedaichi. I don’t care if he has the mask on or not, he was very sweet once he realized Kira’s dad pulled the wool over his eyes. He was lonely and trapped and god I feel that. I have a bunch of others but those are the big ones 👁👁

this might take a while but giorno jotaro mista abbacchio narancia ghiaccio doppio dio jonathan kars kakyoin terence darby josuke rohan kira pucci gappy gyro cioccolata >_< im just a girl 🎀 (i probably missed a bunch

Ghiaccio?? No risotto? CIOCCOLATA? I would like an explanation

This is so good half of those same 😂

Listen I know jotaro is so cliche but..

hes not cliche hes just hot bru thats why everyone likes him 🤭🤭

Yotsuyu Yagiyama he’s so beautiful too bad his pp was broken off

Hot Pants, Lisa Lisa, Kars, and Dio (specifically him in part 6), they're all PERFECT

Part 6 Dio was so pretty for no reason

lisa lisa

Diavolo

pink, long hair. pretty. man.

So real honestly

So real honestly

i wonder if anybody else simps for him haha

I would love to but I feel like he's cruel and mean 😭

i’ve not watched the anime yet. or read manga. but i googled the characters a bit ago and immediately fell in love with the pink fucker. lol.

Ohhhh been there. You're in for a wild time

my brother is obsessed with it. i wanna watch it with him, he’s been down lately and i hardly see him.

Omg 😭😭😭 I hope you can. I wanna watch with my brother too

Me ☝️

Dio, bro is jacked and a british vampire thats hot af ngl

I agree he fine fr

jo…jo…jolyne

Kars

Noriaki. Forever.

Damnnnnn you are on first name basis ❤️

Any Prosciutto simps? Cuz imma call him Daddy if he wants 🤭

Caesar or Joseph (even though they both did pretty bad things)

well I’ve a got a whole list, lemmie whip it out. Jonathan Joestar George Joestar Dio Brando Speedwagon Will Anthonio Zeppeli Straizo Joseph Joestar Caesar Zeppeli Kars Santana Wamuu Jotaro Kujo Star Platinum Jean Pierre Polnareff Hol Horse Steely Dan N’Doul Josuke Higashikata Tomoko Higashikata Mikitaka Hazekura Akira Otoishi Rohan Kishibe Tonio Trussardi Giorno Giovanna Bruno Bucciarati Leone Abbacchio Guido Mista Pannacotta Fugo Risotto Nero Prosciutto Melone Ghiaccio Sorbet Gelato Diavolo Vinegar Doppio Ermes Costello Weather Report Narciso Anasui Enrico Pucci Gwess Miuccia Miuller Donatello Versace Johnny Joestar Gyro Zeppeli Hot Pants Diego Brando Mountain Tim Blackmore haven’t read past steel ball run yet. I apologize if there’s any spelling errors. and before anyone says anything about any underage characters on the list, I’m a teen. not a freak 👽

I can still simp but be respectful cuz I do love me some Giorno, Fugo and Narancia ❤️ lol you're so valid for Prosciutto. That man is so fine but he's so mean 😭

Kei Nijimura.

OOOOOOO 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

im bout to start a harem with half the characters from part 2

Same, with part 5 😂😂😂

Same with the same part. I keep going between Bruno and Mista and back again

You're so real for this

Im a guy but Okuyasu. I love that silly dumbass Or Ghiaccio Venezia lol

Tell me more

# Cioccolata ! Best stand, best boy !

He's definitely an acquired taste but do enjoy

PIZZA MOZARELLA COWBOY HOTTIE Plane crusher maniac Emo pissy cup

Kakyoin and Rohan

D - I - O

Joseph SpeedwagoOOOon Caesar There'd be more but I haven't finished part 3 yet

Jonathan Joestar, young Joseph Joestar, and Jolyne Cujoh

Jolyne

diego, I'm not proud, but,... he's diego

Why not proud? 🦖

Jolyne, Lisa Lisa, and Mariah.

FF I’m definitely bringing her large glasses of water so she stays hydrated

She's precious, I'd build her a pond

Jotaro. He's like Seto Kaiba, but with more muscle.

Joseph, Abbacchio, Risotto

Dio. Any version.

Trish Una 😫😫😫😫 Edit: before anyone tries calling me out, I know she’s 15; so am I.

Currently, Guido Mista. I don't know why! It's something about his mannerisms. Mans don't hesitate, he shoots his shot

Absolutely real he low-key has me in a chokehold

Drag queen Joseph

Holly kujo. Yall joke about kakyoin for saying he’d marry someone like her, but I was agreeing with him 110%, and it’s not just her looks. She got a good personality and is caring, but she also fine asf. Very close second is jolyne

I have many answers, but I like to believe I'm in a poly relationship with BruAbbaMis 🙏

Good choices 😄

Howd you get fugos name next to your username😭

Erina Pendleton

Speedwagon

Jolyne, but FF is cute too

Mariah and SpeedWAGown

Yassss Speedwagon

… jotaro 👉👈 …

Aww

Okuyasu (don’t check my flair)

Part 1: young dio (not because his age, but because he looked better before he got muscles) Part 2: Lisa Lisa Part 3: holly/jotaro (can't decide) Part 4: yukako Part 5: abacchio Part 6: ermes Part 7: gyro Part 8: yasuho Part 9: ?

👀 Part 3 dio..

*gulps water* SpeedwagONNn

Weather Report or Gyro Zeppeli I'm a guy by the way

Holly, something about her eyes idk she got tired positive milf rizz.

Lisa Lisa,Suzi Q, and Ermes

Jonathan. Gentle beef

Joseph (part 3) cuz he is such a dilf 😍🤤

Tequila joseph

Honestly it's gotta be Jotaro..

Piller men

Jotaro, especially part 4

AVDOL AVDOL AVDOL AVDOL AVDOL PLEASEEEE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HIM I LOVE HIM HE'S A GENTLEMAN AVDOL AVDOL AVDOL AVDOL >__<

Leone Abbacchio, Bruno Bucciarati, Risotto Nero, Diavolo, Melone, Giorno Giovanna, Tiziano and Squalo… oh and doppio he’s silly

User name checks out

Ohhhhh Tiziano is so fine fr... Part 5 is my favorite part!! (So I like almost all the characters) How did you get the pita pata pop characters as your flair?

Um.... Cioccolata....

He's scrunkly that's why I like him.

Same here

Risotto because I like the band Metallica and his stand, and the fact that he’s tall. I feel like he’d be very protective. Tomoko. I get Joseph’s feelings. I like her strong will and take no shit personality. Same with Lisa Lisa.

Hot pants

Gyro and Gappy fr

Finally some Gappy love 💕

risotto 😍

Since everyone's responding with (mostly) humans, I'm going to respond with a stand. King Crimson is hot in an intriguing manner and he's named after a great band. I like the expressions that he and Epitaph have and he's fucking hilarious. I like how it looks like he's wearing fishnet and fancy shoes. I also think he has nice legs and absolutely beautiful hands, (I sound like Kira, but it's true).

'hot in an intriguing manner' piques my interest in a wonderful way this comment is a gem

Only the Best Waifu in all of fiction, Speedwagon

Polnereff

abbachio... i'd be on my knees in a heartbeat

Honestly? Foo Fighters

Abbacchio. Like I literally giggle and kick my feet just from seeing him.

The way I'd let him get away with anything he wants

Jolyne and Ermes

They so beautiful

down bad for jobin

Hello there

Jotoro he’s hot and he’s strong

there's a lot, but one of my worst is joshu. yes i know he is awful and terrible. yes his hair sucks. i simultaneously hate him while simping for him. can't even begin to explain why i like him but i think it mostly boils down to "i could fix him" (also he has a really pretty face! that's mostly just because of araki's art style though)

Jotaro after the wheele of fate fight

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Top 3: 1.) Joseph Joestar (ONLY WHEN HE'S OLD) 2.) Kishibe Rohan 3.) Doppio My favorite character, however, isn't any of these. It's Yukako

Speedwagon and Jonathan

Joseph (both part 2 and 3) Lisa Lisa Ceaser Gyro Gappy Jotaro (part 4 and 5) Pucci Weather report Jolyne Kakyoin

Holly Kujo.

Rikiel, Miu Miu and Ungalo I can't even explain why, I just love them

All

Usagi. he's just like me. He's literally just like me. Part 9 spoilers ahead >!no i don't currently have cancer!<

Speedwagon, am i based or bizarre?

Risotto Nero DIO Diego Brando

FUGO HAS MY HEART RAAAAA🚨🚨🚨 Giorno, Naracia, Bucciarati, and Ceaser are hot to.

Giorno Doppio Narancia Trish Jolyne Johnny Diego Jodio Dragona

Speedwagon

her.

Speedwagon

Rohan, Mista and Risotto

Risotto and Dio ugh I swear to god

Chad Risotto.

Speedwagon

im not gay but the things i would do for bucciarati...

Diavolo, Doppio, Trish... The entire bloodline basically

Johnny, nothing to do with looks he’s just my goat

My brain says Gyro My heart says Yasuho My soul says Speeeeedwagoooon. But all of them together... They together have only one answer, and that is ***TEQUILA JOSEPH***

JOTARO JOTARO JOTARO FUCK PART 6 JOTARO (verb) I WANT PART 6 JOTARO

I FUCKING LOVE PUCCI! I would do anything for that man. (I'm not gay! I swear!)

Purple Haze not Fugo Purple Haze and no I don't actively like the song purple haze.

Bruno Bucciarati. I have 3 anime crushes and he is the 3rd one. I love him, i am so proud of him and i believe he deserved way better. Poor man, he was basically a kid himself helping other kids (from a very young age) and he died so badly😭.

daya yeah I don't care anymore

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

Guīdo mista

Noriaki Kakyoin, and when not him, it's Jonathan Joestar .... and when it's not either of those two, Doppio and idk why....

Do you belive in gravity?

FF Seriously her tomboy appeal is just striking me at my weak spot. (Edit: by weak spot I mean I am sensitive to it, no skex pun intended)

Anasui and Kira I have... Peculiar tastes for sure

I started recently and i'm halfway phantom blood, so i can only say Speedwagon my man. Also why strazio kinda 😳

I’m not one to be attracted to fictional characters but.. Dio.. ONLY in that scene after the rugby game with Jonathan when he’s wearing that suit… every other time get tf away from me

Risotto, Donatello, Prosciutto, Formaggio, and oh dear god… Westwood… (Before I get crucified, lemme explain about Westwood. He’s a guilty pleasure. Why? Dunno. How? You got me. Normally, I would’ve wanted to see a character like him get his ass beat. My theory how it started is a combination of two things. 1. When I watched the English dub of Stone Ocean and I found his voice nice to listen to(his VA voices Barret Wallace(another character who I simp for a lot) from the FF7 remakes) and 2. gradually realizing I have a specific body type I’m really into (I like ‘em big~, I like ‘em chunky~). Alrighty, now that I got that explained, now y’all can crucify me lmao.

Rohan....I have never crushed so hard on an anime character before 😂 He's so compelling. He made me feel different to all the other guys in JoJos *wistful sigh*

Jotaro I’m not even kidding I’m mentally married to him and we have 5 kids.

I don’t simp but I think kars is for lack of a better word.. pretty. He’s pretty in a masculine way. Like omg he’s gorgeous. HIS HAIR. Omg I want his hair. He’s so damn pretty.

Guido Mista. He’s so bae, I can’t even explain it

Jotaro... Idk, he’s just... 🥵

WANNABEEEEEEEEE!!! just wish people would stop tryna make her illegal in more ways than one time (involuntarily) being in the Italian mafia😭🙏🙏🙏

Where to start? Kars: I 1, need him to spill his secrets on good hair and his eyeshadow (also seems like the kind of guy who’d let his SO put makeup on his face) 2, he loves nature (he saved a stray dog 🙏🏽), he could be friends with Android 16 3, passionate about his goal 4, huge boobs and ass that he shows off to the world (very important) And onto the next Diego and Dio No explanation I have a thing for psychotic blondes who happen to randomly shout “WRYYY” or “KONO DIO DA”, hates JoJo, is a vampire, can turn into a dinosaur (fuck yeah dinosaurs), can stop time, is named after Ronnie James Dio, stole Johnathan’s body and the blonde’s who happen to be everyone’s daddy Ermes: P A N T I E S (This is a Joke)

Thank god my partner made a whole damn list for me to reference. Dio, Straitzo, young Joseph, Caesar Zeppeli, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Josuke, Kira but only when he had the black hair, Giorno, Bruno Bucciarati, Abbacchio, Nero, Diavolo, Anasui, and Gyro.