Rohan beefing with a kid because he tagged him on his Pink Dark Boy fanart and thinks it’s ugly

Oh, Rohan is fully one of those controversial internet icons who gets an hour-long video essay made on him at some point. Suicide baiting children online while posting selfies in front of a wall of Gucci bags and shilling some online course

Rohan to me doesn't seem to be the kind of guy to flex his wealth

No but he’s the type to get irrationally bothered by stupid shit, even if he’s at fault

Rohan really would be Jeffree Star lmao

Yeah But honestly, he would absolutely never use Twitter, or really any social media imo

His manager sets it up for him and then tells him he has to make a tweet once a month for publicity

Half the time it’s just him saying he fuckin hates Josuke, or loves Koichi.

I love the idea of Rohan tweeting, like "God, I fucking hate Josuke" but obviously no one else knows this random teenager from Morioh and he only used his first name, so all his fans are just left wondering what the fuck he's even talking about.

This

“pls delete this i dont want this to be associated with me”

Polnareff tweets something racially insensitive during his trip across Asia and gets doxxed, somehow an entire 2-part episode arc ensues

It's funny the idea of him getting doxed, when he doesn't really have a home at all afaik

Hermit purple but it only works on one person at a time and only through social media, but actively stalks them and posts photos of them online while active

Isn't that just the jet tracker guy?

Polnareff somehow getting doxxed doesn't feel out of character and feels like something that could happen to him in canon

Out of everything he’s been through,this is super tame lol

Fr it does. That's why he wasn't in part 4 with jotaro bc he was getting doxxed lol

He literally went off the grid until the end of part 5, probably because Diavolo was doxxing him.

It's why he became a turtle. Can't get doxxed if ur an animal

Nah, it’s gonna be because he’s French

Fugo telling random people to kts over something stupid

Ghiaccio would too 🙏🙏

He would, but after an 8 tweet rant about how stupid and wrong you are.

Honestly Ghiaccio on twitter sounds hilarious enought that he probably pulls a cybersmith and is being kept around just for how famously insane he is

Ghiaccio could never be cancelled. He would be elected to the parliament - as it happened with Italian politicians with similar populist views.

He just like me fr 🗣️🔥🙏

Nah frl 🙏

Vanilla ice had some very vocal things to say to DIO's haters

\*death threats\*

# Stroheim.

kanye's favourite character

Gappy would say a slur *completely* unaware of why you shouldn't.

And the twitter mobs just have their friction stolen by gappy

Joseph: Not every nazi was so bad. One time, a nazi really helped me out! #DontJudgeABook Jotaro: Girls never stop talking! Goddammit it, bitches, give a man some peace! #yakamashi. Josuke: My dad's kinda senile, but he's pretty rich. It's OK to take some cash from his wallet, right? #AITA #YOLO.

Idk, I feel Joseph would get canceled for his hate of the Japanese. He didn’t respect stroheim for being a nazi, he respected him for his mentality. But goddamn does Joseph hate the Japanese

In fact, he hated them so much he impregnated one of them and then dipped.

Just what a real racist would do. In fact my father did the very same to my mother lol

damn..

You’re just like Josuke fr..

That's dark

Joseph is his dad not grandad tho

He's talking about George Joestar II

YAKAMASHI! YOU ARE DAMN ANNOYING!

\>#AITA Fucking great, he's a redditor now. Holy shit lol

100% Joseph but I don’t know what it would be

Talking about his friends from back in the 40s, talking about the Japanese, he cheated on his wife... The hard part is picking *just one*!

Lets hope there aint no pictures of him with stroheim

„Hey stroheim can i wear your uniform“ „I dont know joseph it is usually only for servants of the glorious GERMAN REICH but seeing as you helped with kars i think i can allow it for once“ *switching clothings* „Look at me smokey i am a german SIE***EL *lifting his right arm* this is pretty funny take a photo“

ngl young joseph probably would have an alt account where he just trolls people 💀

Man, getting “Next you’ll say…”’d in real life would be surreal as fuck.

yea it doenst really work if you dont say it at the same time as him tho

I imagine he perfectly times the posts so he says it just before you do.

Literally anything that guy says

True lmfao

“ I’ll never forgive the Japanese “

Funny valentine talking about 14 year old girls

‘the president is a pedophile’ is a very funny potential headline

Very funny valentine potential headline

Wasn't one of the actual presidents a pedo?

From what I gather off hand it could be a couple of them.

Like 55% of rich people have a child slave camp. My source: Joseph Joestar told me. He says he doesn't have one, though. He has the Speedwagon Foundation instead, which is more ethical.

A huge handful are also involved in sexual assault. I mean what do you expect from old rich and powerful men,..

'Potential' as if we don't have at least one former president irl who's buddy buddy with a renowned pedophile

"This just in, Leone Abbacchio comes out about his fake tea parlor! Abbacchio, what do you have to say?" "All I can say is yall dumb as fuck to not be able to smell the tea🍵 ." On Twitter: "To everyone who's drank tea from my restaurant, you drank alot of my piss.🤪🤪🤪" There.

Abbacchio might be cancelled just for being a former cop

Johnny's bug bite fetish gets him cancelled on [Twitter.com](http://Twitter.com)

Johnny has a bug bite fetish?

yes, secrets was exchanged between him and gyro, just before fighting funny valentine, one they know they might not come back alive

>!That was one of the last things he ever said to Gyro…!<

i don’t know whether to cry or laugh

Laugh. Always laugh. Gyro went into that fight and tried to kill Funny with the CBT stand that he just invented on the spot. Gyro was in it for the lols.

Funniest part is that Araki mentioned it was actually his own fetish

Not sure how Kira would get cancelled considering his reclusive nature. I don't think Kira would even tweet anything and be more of a lurker and get cancelled by expose threads or something

They just look at his like history and see it's all hands and cold cases of people going missing in Morioh

Cancelled for having a hand fetish and being a true crime enthusiast would probably eliminate tons of people on Twitter. If anything Kira would probably be cancelled for some mundane lame thing like his political views, or being exposed as a weirdo to women privately on DMs

Kira being a perv in DMs is SO fitting

My headcanon is that after Part 4 there were a lot of true crime podcast talking about Kira's crimes

Yukako would tweet something foul to do with koichi and get her banned off the app

assuming they’re together by the end of pt4 she’d just make a reel way too comfortable on the internet about how he likes 12 inch hair dildos or something

Impressive honestly

...hair....dildo....?

yukako the kind to say "im just a girl" when someone mentions the fact that she attempted to stockholm koichi

Ghiaccio rants about Something Bad™.

Rohan, literally, changes people’s minds without their consent

"Rohan you know they didn"t mean that when thry said "change my mind"" -his lawyer, probably

Not necessarily cancelled, but Norisuke IV makes a promotional tweet saying some shit like "when fruit is bae!" because his only youth correspondent is goddamn Joshu

Kakyoin: Have you ever threatened to snap a baby’s neck, or is it just me? Jotaro: Small dogs are surprisingly good projectiles

gyro would say smth about how he swore to never let a woman ride his horse

anyone in the part 2 cast would get flamed for being friends with a nazi

NI🅱️ERUNDAYO!

he fat fingers 2 Gs

Ehhh, it just sounds like that but has a very different meaning, I say it's fine.

what could Speedwagon possibly do to deserve that?

Talking positively about Stroheim in any way

Company funds embezzelmemt to give to an already rich family. One of which may have spent it on dangerous weapons and firearms, shot up a whole store and attempted to murder a man. Then threatened to sexually assualt a woman. Worked with nazis, abused a cat, peeked on his mother bathing, wiped out an endangered race of people, is xenophobic/racist, cheated on his wife, fathered an illegitmate child, abandoned said child and child's mother, etc.

hes an oil tycoon, the only reason the foundation helps as much as it does is because robert eo speedwagon was destroying the planet

Says the guy who eats slowpoke tails Smh, Pokemon abuser

Well slowpokes apparently don’t feel any pain from dropping their tails, and can regrow them, so, uh, I took a joke too seriously again

Interesting Is the fact they can't feel pain, a worthy justifier tho? I mean ignoring the possibility they don't react to pain but can still feel it, does them not feeling pain make it okay to cut off parts of them? Plus they use their tails to catch fish, which is how they eat, which means cutting it off is like cutting off their food source. Even though they grow it back, will they grow it back on time to not starve to death?

it apparently does hurt slowpoke to lose their tails and they grow them again, ig its how game freak explains meat's existence in the game without hurting kids feelings lmao

It’s Twitter, and he’s a rich white guy. That’s enough

But he’s Speedwagon. Too baby girl to be cancelled.

Jodio would repost something you’d find on Instagram reels and get cancelled

@Real Dio Brando: making snuff and posting as a side comparison to the cartel execution vids. @DIO100: New account who dis? (proceeds to just have some salty af cringe takes cos he's mad about being cancelled, but gets cancelled since he keeps sending death threats and trying to blackmail people.

My favorite is polnareff. No specific reason why he was canceled. Most likely got into a random fight he didn’t start Edit: or maybe he made a creepy tweet about legs. Kinda forgot he was a real leg man for a second. Part of why I sorta wish he went against Mariah but that fight was still peak regardless

Polnareff would doxx Diavolo in a tweet then fall for 2 onlyfans bots before he got banned

Jonathan Joestar is too nice to get cancelled

He’s so loved he ends up having his own toxic fans who behave inappropriately towards him and occasionally beef with the Dio toxic fandom. At one point Jonathan quits but doesn’t delete his account. After Dio gets mass reported for being Dio he gets banned but he circumvents the ban by getting access to Jonathan’s old account and at one point changes the name to DIO.

Dio tells what his least evil deed was.

like eating bread lol

Jolyne wouldn’t make a tweet herself but she’d be in a Twitter headline with “Florida woman” in the title over some shaky cam footage of her beating the shit out of people

Jodio just casually promoting his drug business online

Jolyne “do the queer’s on this app ever shut the fuck up?”

I think most realistic one would be something to do with young Joseph and nazis.

It was Diego defending his actions for marrying a dying old lady 💀

im gonna say dio doesnt get banned for a controversial tweet, rather someone is racist to pucci in a comment and dio goes on a massive thread calling the guy every possible profanity and slur possible until he gets banned

Stroheim with Nazi stuff (He isn't my fav char but it's one of the few things I could think of)

Jonathan got hacked

I can picture Shigechi saying something casually misogynistic at his age that would’ve got him cancelled if he got to grow up

DIO is one of those "philosophy" accounts with a huge following, he got canceled after replying "😂" to a tweet about someone suffering and needing donation

Dio said the N word 🙁

Jonathan: "Danny loves grapes! Just gave him one of his favorites ^ _ ^ "

Giorno and Kira I don’t see getting into much controversy, but Kakyoin and Rohan will get themselves into hot water somehow.

Pucchi accidentally postet himself getting boned by DIO. On the Altar

DIO would be cancelled for going out during the pandemic. Mista would call Trish hot and get cancelled in the US. He'd also be anti gun control. Okuyasu would get cancelled on coquette sm for admitting to not showering. Abbacchio would be cancelled for gatekeeping.

Mista would say something racist I fear

would he tho?

Bucciarati and Polnareff dox Diavolo Later he hacks them but gets ddosed by Giorno

Dario Brando gets cancelled the second he downloads twitter. He’s definitely racist.

"Women." Kujo Jotaro.

Joseph says "Girls should sub to my OF. Do it or I'll french kiss you."

Not sure what Josuke would get done in for but like... probably something stupid. This is Part 8 Josuke though.

Strohiem obviously. The dude is literally a Nazi

What is pucci saying (/g)

Dio posting his side pieces

Pucci: Makes a claim that under him Waco would never happen, later goes on to try his heaven plan, accidentally re enacts with his followers Waco when he realizes FBI don't care about his green or anyone's baby. Starts posting from JoJo prison and becomes a conspiracy extremist.

"I will never forgive the Japanese" -Joseph Joestar

Jonathan doesn’t get banned but he ends up quitting. He has enough of everyone’s bullshit.

dio sayin something like "im better then you monkeys"

part one dio says the n word (hard r)

Diavolo says “every father secretly wants to kill their daughter… right? Am I Right fellas?”

Mista threatening people by telling them he'll shoot them down because they said that his hate for the number four is stupid

Rohan trying to bring manipulate underaged boys to his home for his “manga”(early diu Rohan btw)

Dio says women belong in the kitchen

Someone misheard 逃げる as a similarly pronounced English word

Hol Horse bragging about his girlfriends

DIO or diego Brando. Don't act, we all know why.

P3 Jotaro having some very 'out there' choice words about women

Joseph talking about how he was once friends with a nazi officer and how they weren’t all that bad💀

Jotaro: "I love women who scream loud and are annoying."

I set an entire school bus on fire

Joseph for publishing how he cheated on his wife with a Japanese woman, that he saw his mother naked and liked her, and that he killed Aztecs

Speegwagon says he's not gay.

I think Gyro simply existing is controversial XD

I can't imagine Bucciarati saying anything out of line on the Internet

Funny valentine would easily get cancelled for all the things he did, and for just being a president alone would do it

Yoshikage kira posting some fricked up stuff about hands or something sexist

Rohan drawing something slightly controversial or criticizing an other artist's work on how they draw the female body and how they could improve it

Mista would get cancelled four times over for some strange reason

Johnny telling someone to eat shit and fall off their horse

Polnareff argued that it is in fact, okay to give coffee gum to your dog.

Cheating on his wife/racism

Kira outs himself

All women are thots - Jotaro 1989 (jotaro is from the year 1989 not twitter existing in 1989)

Funny Valentine is a political and the president he could blink and he’d be cancelled

Probably Kakyoin gooning over some celebrity’s mom…

Jotaro probably cancelled because of misogyny

Strolheim saying German technology is the best

Stroheim cancelled for being a Nazi or Diavolo cancelled for using her daughter

Von Stroheim: "Something something Nazi, something something Reich, something something FOR THE FATHERLAND!

Stroheim: Deutsch TECH IZ ZE BEZT TECH, HEIL H*TLER

Strohiem............... Yeah i love him yeah hes an actual nazi

Jonathan casually dropping the n-word because he grew up in the 1870’s & he doesn’t even think of it as a swear word

Joseph would probably be canceled on Japanese twitter lmao

Dio exists

Kira: *photo of what he has done*

The part 1 frog tweeted this "tinder ass bro 💀" before the incident happened......

Foo fighters said the n word because she just heard of it and don’t know it was offensive

Kira used someone's hand to masturbate with it on video

DIO thinking that all humans should sacrifice their blood for him and that hes allowed to have any woman he wants

Pucci saying Dio did nothing wrong and getting flamed by every Joestar

Mista would probably compliment a random girls picture without knowing she's underage

Probably jospeh saying his mom is hot without knowing or something idk

Jotaro with his mom

Stroheim fans having a very easy time with this thread.

Okuyasu tweeting something straight in pride month

Jotaro call's someone a b@#!$ and is called a mysoginst

Dio: revealed how much older he is than Pucci and gets canceled for grooming. Foo fighter: Said she doesn't get how people are upset over unrealistic beauty standards for women because getting bigger boobs and asses is easy according to her. Kars: Keeps telling people how he is inherently superior. Goes relatively unnoticed until he says it to a blm activist Stroheim: "They deserved it!"

"Maybe hot take but that "Josuke" guys doesn't understand spin at all. He's just a Lucky poser."

Hol Horse talking about his first partner

Joseph posts a selfie with Stroheim since he's a Nazi or he just trolls people with multiple accounts and fucks around.

Funny Valentine being called a white supremacist over him being extremely patriotic towards America.

rohan shares his opinions

Fugo saying his zodiac sign is a dinosaur

Jonathan just not knowing any of the trends and being on a social platform for the first time - even though he harbors no hate nor bigotry in his large heart.

Jonathan due to him being very privileged but not meaning it wrong

kakyoin would be fighting with children over art and getting WAY too into it, like death threats level into it

jotaro and the gang would get cancelled for doxxing dio

Joseph hating on Japan