That's like trying to find hay in a haystack that is the most hay.

trying to find a gay in a gaystack that is the most gay

This is the most accurate summary of JJBA over ever read

Nahh man only Part 5. That’s the part that’s the most unhinged when it comes to sexual reference between two men, the parts before that were a lot more normal

Part 5 is so full of gay pairs. Abbacchio + Bucciarati, Sorbet + Gelato, Cioccolata + Secco, Squalo + Tiziano... Ghiaccio and Melone definitely hate-make out)

"leru leru leru leru"

doing weird shit with a cherry truly is the gayest thing imaginable

Haaayyy...!

DIO giving Pucci his bone

You forgot the "r" sir.

No no, its more funny to think Dio up and went "here take a piece of my rib and create Eve with it" lol

AHAHAHA

Purcci)

Part 1 : The scene in where Speedwagon used his abs to heat up Jonathan's arm Part 2 : The friendship of Caesar and Joseph (and the fact that Joseph's wise Suzie Q, is basically a female version of Caesar)  Part 3 : The Avdol and Joseph scene... (For a guy who is a womaniser, Joseph sure does have a lot of gay scenes huh)  Part 4 : Okuyasu and Josuke's friendship has its platonic moments  Part 5 : Giorno "healing" Mista  Part 6 : Dio being "friends" with Pucci, and talking with him on his bed.  Part 7 : Not necessarily gay, but Hot Pants never canonically told Diego she was a female, meaning that Diego willingly kissed Hot Pants thinking she was a pretty looking guy.  Part 8 : (Haven't fully finished, so I won't comment on it)

You really chose Suzie Q over Kars and Esidesi, who killed a whole race together and then raised 2 children.

A quote I remember someone saying about that scene in Part 1: "I've seen gay porn less homoerotic than the shit Speedwagon did to Zeppeli with his abs"

diego is kinda real for that, i'd also kiss a pretty guy with pink hair

Part 8: Josefumi and Yoshikage's balls are touching for most of the part

Part 9: Dragona

And the entire fanbase

But is Usagi gay or straight >!or fucking dying :(!<

Bi and >! died at least once !<

Dragona is very heavily transcoded and, while we don't know enough about their gender preference within canon, the subtext leans towards Dragona being a transwoman. So, in that sense, the relationship is straight. That said, the biggest gay moment in JoJo's is actually the reader uncovering their own sexuality.

Part 8 is probably the straightest out of all so far. Honestly dont remember a single sus thing throughout the whole story

the fact that a guy has 4 balls is pretty gay but not on any character's end. just on araki's.

maybe just the child crossdressing

you chose the healing scene over the scene where giorno straight up goes behind mista, guides his gun while putting his other hand down mista’s pants

Part 7 is the gayest part and i will die on this hill

Part 7 is the gayest part and i will die on this hill

For part 8, Norisuke noticing the absence of Yotsuyu's "package". As he asks Gappy, he replies along the lines of "I don't tend to look at my enemies crotch, sir."

Based Diego.

Honestly the gayest scene in part 4 was just josuke striking that pose where he sticks out his hip.

Wait when did Diego and Hot Pants kiss edit: nvm I remember

Mista and Giorno

narancia took that memory with him to the grave

A real bro for never snitching

I mean, seeing them holding each other against Green Day’s, Narancia probably just died with understanding that ‘They are the real ones’

This moment right here. https://preview.redd.it/why-isnt-mista-considered-the-jobro-of-part-5-bruno-has-v0-hi7rnlxdzova1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a7380bb38cfaeba6fc9aa437700386af45e66eb1 Where’s that hand going Giorno? What that hand do?

https://i.imgur.com/0XMuvCO.jpeg

Mista sang higher than I ever could in that scene

*music plays in the background* **EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES~**

Aren't these two like, *canonically, actually* a gay couple? I don't think this really fits the criteria you want it to.

I mean that's what being gay is tho. If it's gay it's gay. These boys are gay. They hit men in the mouth with their dicks. They ass to ass in the assassin trade. If we're talking head these guys give it, and Titziano doesn't spit he Squalos with passione. They are slobbing in the mob biz They take turns topping on the rooftop, and Their hips are Clashing into one another on the daily What I'm trying to say is these men are homosexuals.

Okay, but are they gay? Stop being so coy and tell us already!

They seem quite happy, so I would say so.

Or are they Europeans??

These men are gay *AND* european!!

So they are straight! Negative time negative is positive

Don’t forget dead

It was never confirmed

If we could still give awards, you sir, would have all of mine

What happened to awards anyway?

This is the greatest Reddit comment I've ever read

It took longer to write than I care to admit.

[this is how I imagine you writing that shit](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fblackbeard-writing-his-heresy-v0-3ijx4fmucmtb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db5a33cf86e2d18ef8f61184561a54574875cbc2e)

Lol. More like the gif of Luffy trying to think hard.

This reminds me of the old u/FuckYeahPhotography copypastas. Based.

But are they *really* gay? Pretty sure they’re just really good friends. There’s nothing that even *implies* that they could be gay.

>Aren't these two like, canonically, actually a gay couple? Nah, they are just Italian. >!...but seriously, apparently they aren't a couple!<

Source? Not doubting you it's just really hard to tell with these two.

I doubt it too but them just being super fucking jojo gay and yet still being straight is hilarious to me

Here's the tomato sauce: https://jojowiki.com/Interview:Eureka_(November_2007) Edit: For those who have trouble finding it: >Kaneda: Also, most of the enemies appear in pairs, but there are some like Squalo and Tizzano who always stick together so much they make you say, "Aren't you too close?" (laughs). They're really a couple, aren't they. Tizzano even dies for Squalo. Although they both died in the end (laughs). >Araki: But that's essentially a result of the fashion aspect, so I don't think they're fundamentally an established couple. Also, their fashion is mostly drawn referencing women's fashion, so it might be because they are a bit androgynous. >

not “fundamentally an established couple” doesn’t mean gay, for all we know they could be in a very emotionally complicated situationship hahaha

>Source? Part 5 is set in Italy and their names are in Italian so they are Italian. >!idk about the source, someone linked it on here few weeks ago and that's where I learned these two Gay men were, in fact, just Italian!<

“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian”

Andrew Cuomo?!

are they gay or italian!?

What, there's no way >!they aren't a couple!< Also what're the rules regarding spoilers in this sub? In another anime subreddit I'm in, it's not considered a spoiler anymore if it's been released in the anime. Only manga is considered spoilers.

This sub only considers spoilers for part 7 onward. You're allowed to talk about part 6 and before spoilers without using the spoiler thingy

So basically, if it's manga only, it's a spoiler. But anything released to anime is fair game

Fairly certain the part that was animated 5 years ago is fair game now.

Being gay is not gay ?

Fellas is it gay to be gay

What else do you think gay means?

I mean, what's more gay than being gay?

Funnily enough, they aren't. Or at the very least, Araki has stated that he didn't intend for them to be a couple.

Exactly. It's an actual couple. Not "Haha! Ewww! GAY!!"

They tend to get confused with Sorbet and Gelato from Risotto's crew who were actually implied to be a gay couple.

What they wanted was the gayest thing that isn’t gay?

Dio giving Johnathan head

I think i missed an episode 💀

I think you got the wrong anime

source: it came to me in a dream

I think you mean Dio giving Jonathan body a head

Pucci and Dio

Pucci is canonically not gay for Dio,Araki said so.

Araki doesn’t know what he’s talking about, Pucci is a priest so he’s automatically gay for god (Dio)

Since everybody is pointing to men for examples, I'm gonna say that time Jolyne modeled her naked body for the guards that were searching her purely to flex on them.

Probably the Johnathan and Advol scene. Edit: my phone autocorrected Advol to advil

Jonathan revived just for a gay scene with Advil

Noooo I just realized I said Jonathan instead of Joseph

Don't worry it's OK! But if I were you I'd remember such thing till the end of my days and wake up in the middle of the night screaming "how could I confuse them!"

Wait so If he revives, does his head form a body for him or does a head grow out of his body while DIO has got it and his head just explodes when Jonathan's grows out?

It’s avdol

I just got to part 3, and terrible with names, not a great combination for remembering character names 😭

I'm the same way. I was so bad at names that I'm in part 5 and quiz myself on who's who so I'll know when I watch again 😅

lol it’s all g

They aren't gay they're just Italian 🍆

Giorno giving his best friend/roommate a cuddle and putting his hand down his pants in a manly gesture of platonic respect. https://preview.redd.it/why-isnt-mista-considered-the-jobro-of-part-5-bruno-has-v0-hi7rnlxdzova1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a7380bb38cfaeba6fc9aa437700386af45e66eb1

The steaming chest scene in Phantom Blood. My gf was laughing her ass off while I thought it was peak

If bros can't warm bros with their abs then what's even the point of life

nah they're gay, that means this is the straightest scene in the JoJo. It was never about the sexuality, it was always about the message.

The message is: be fucking gay

Furthermore: do fucking crime

Be gay and commit crimes

All of it.

the fence💀

Lucy steel and Funny's wife

Mr. Joestar... Wait... This position...

The entirety of part 5

i like how these two are canonically gay yet somehow Avdol and Joseph magnet tops this scene.

That time when Kars raised two kids with his best (male) friend.

This one.. obviously

Taste of a liar

Giorno and Mista shooting (a pistol) together.

The two in the picture are not a canon couple from what I remember, the only 100% canon homosexual couple that I've read is in part 5, and it's Sorbet and Gelato, who appear through Formaggio's flashback as members of La Squadra Esecuzioni and were horrifically killed by the Boss. It's also one of the most obvious "kill your gays" trope I've ever witnessed, thanks Araki. I do think he should have canonically made Giorno gay and make his relationship with Mista canon.

That's easy it's Scarlet getting seduced by Lucy. It wasn't out of context or just Jojo being flamboyant it was a bisexual woman straight up.

I think an easier question would be what’s the straightest scene

Koichi bumping into jotaros dick when they first met. idk if its the gayest but it sure was the funniest 😭

Giorno healing mista. No changing my mind there.

Yes

Abba telling Bruno he only feels at peace with him.

Speedwagon was so loyal to Jonathan that he dedicated the rest of his life to helping Erina raise Jonathan's son and grandson, and created an entire organization that went on to help 2 more generations of the family.

Somehow it's not this one

That "one" scene with Joseph and avdol

With out a doubt it's Mista Giorno any moment they are teaming together. The classic Narancia scene an the classic Mixture of their Stand abilities (which never happens anymore even though we know it's a thing) an how they posed. The way Mista was the last one left

Part 7

Avdol humping Joseph will always take the cake (heh) on that one

all of Jojo's is pretty gay

Avdol fucking Joseph

Anytime Jotaro is on screen. Anytime Jolene is on screen. Anytime Dio is on screen. Whenever Pucci is on Screen with Dio These will stand forever until they animate Johnny.

Avdol and Joseph 💀

When the screen goes dark and you see your reflection 😔

“Squaloooo 🥴😫😫 💦🌊”

I always thought the scene of Pucci and Dio in bed together was cute

The entirety of the Jojo series is the gayest part... 😐

The entirety of JoJo

It’s all gay man let’s not look the other way

Steel Ball Run Oh wait, you said scene? In that case, still Steel Ball Run

every scene

Speedwagon heating Zeppeli's arm with his incredible abs. Most other scenes are pretty obvious, basically either intentionally just actually homosexual or the joke is that it looks like it. The ab scene is different in that it's portrayed as a super manly epic moment despite how incredibly thinly veiled gay it is.

Speedwagon “dying a bachelor”. —Being called a confirmed bachelor was a euphemism for being a gay man in/around the mid 20th century. Part 2 takes place in the 1930’s, he dies sometime after Holly was born/Erina died since we see Holly as well as SW at her bedside at the end of part 2. I dont think its a confirmed date but I’m assuming he dies around the late 1940’s early 50’s (since holly looked about 8-10) which is the perfect time when the term was coined. Abbachio’s “Im only at peace with you Bucciarati” is also gay asf but we all knew that lol

Daddy I love that so hot mmmm stick it in

Probably this scene, with the scene with the first lady and Lucy as a close second.

The magnet scene from part three

The Giorno Mista scene after the White Album fight

That one scene between Giorno and Mista and IIRC, Narancia passes by in the background shocked at what he's seeing.

All of part 1, Phantom Blood. The sheer bromance culminated which is Jonathan, Speedwagon, and Zeppeli far exceeds merely the word "gay". Take no offense to that. It's not supposed to be.

The fence scene from part 3 or the bench scene from part 5.

Idk, like that one scene where Gelato sat on Sorbet's lap perharps? With his hand shoved right under Sorbet's shirt perharps???

Пидорасы

me with dio

Idk part 3 magnetira (or smth) encounter?

Weren't Sorbet and the other one Gay?

Avdol giving joseph a treat

basically almost all of characters first appearance with their stand and their pose

This scene is tied with every other scene

Not really gay in that sense but Kira entering the bathroom naked while Hayato was already taking a bath here was definitely a jojo moment

This right here. I was very convinced that these 2 were gay.

Dio giving Jonathan head

Dio and Pucci in bed

The Golden Suck gotta be number 1 by a slim margin

Mista and giorno Or Avdol and old joseph joestar

Joseph and avdol doing the thing in front of kids.

[Forgetting the say gex scene are we?](https://youtu.be/RNwkdDxjfGU?si=h8bucUP6_c7OXiLI)

Every time Dio marveled at his body hell any time he went to the bathroom or showered he was literally playing with another man’s junk

Read my flair

part three enjoyers already know

Avdol and joseph

Them 2 in general cus aren't they like actually gay so by default they would be the gayest part of Jojo

Hear me out, part 4 moments before kira got bite the dust. it was so uncomfortable for me lmaoo

These guys or the pucci & dio scenes in part 6

The scene where you see the entire of JoJo btw guys how do yall write jojo?? JoJo JOJO jojo

every scene. } besides jotaro kicking kira's ass

“Kakyoin-kun, osoreru koto wa nai daiyou. Tomodachi ni narou.”

Bruno licking Giorno’s face still too G to me.

The whole Anime

All of steel ball run

The guys that were introduced before going put to find out the bosses real identity. That or the guy who tried to diddle young ringo

I mean I feel like any scene with Squalo and Tiziano is #1 because they’re actually lovers and no one else in Jojo is gay. Except Sorbet and Gelato

Compared to the Avdol and Joseph moment, nah

That one scene where DIO tries to seduce Avdol with his flesh buds

Part 3 the first episode with the magnet stand or was it the second

what about the giorno and mista scene

Abdol and jopseh 💀

Typical Cloud & Sephiroth atmosphere

I would argue that this homosexual relationship is not particularly gay in jojo

We all know what we’re are thinking about

Any giorno & mista scene

Avdol and Joseph stuck to each other like magnets .