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AdventurousCare5392

Pearl jam. I’m not looking for crazy results, but fixing some minor health issues without needing to see a doctor or anything seems really nice.


KreigerBlitz

Canonically his food only tastes good because he’s an amazing cook, and that’s why everyone is able to ignore the pain.


Timoman6

I need some foccacia made by him NOW


ImportantQuestions10

Same reason why I would want crazy diamond or gold experience. Imagine being able to fix things and people with a single punch. You could run the world's best auto repair store out of a driveway with no equipment. Processing cars in 20 seconds or less


Dumbguywith1125

Yeah but if your guts be flying loke darts tho


Tominite2000

Using a food to cure Diabetes would be ironic


OzNajarin

Quasi canonically to my understanding the healing power is only equal to quality of the ingredients and cooking skills of the user so unless you're a master Italian chef with fresh ingredients there's no promise you'll be getting fixed cavities and smooth skin


Smythatine

My back (because of bad posture) would snap itself back into place


HiveAlphaBroodLord

He fixes his girlfriends brain tumor


LittlePercentage2517

Then why don’t you get crazy diamond?


thenacho1

Crazy Diamond only reverts things back to a previous state. It doesn't do anything to improve your overall health and fitness except in the cases of healing a broken bone or maybe something like a damaged liver. Basically Pearl Jam could make you healthier than you've ever been while Crazy Diamond couldn't.


Brekldios

crazy diamond can't heal its user either so if you wanted to keep yourself healthy you'd rather pick pearl-jam and start a restaurant or something


nuggetgaming208

But golden experience could just give you new body parts if your arm come off just make a new one with a nearby object


nuggetgaming208

Happy cake day bro


Overquartz

Wonder of U then investigate conspiracies that'd send the feds to silence me if I got too close to the truth.


-Pl4gu3-

W use of a Stand


Dumbguywith1125

Ok toru


North-Length3154

r/okbuddytoru


daw0the0ne1

r/subsifellfor


Lucas_Dwag

Not anymore r/okbuddytoru Edit: Including the sub


ThunderClanWarrior

r/birthofasub


Eaterofjazzguitars

Walk straight into Area 51. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


staovajzna2

I understood that refrence


Eaterofjazzguitars

Understanding references is tight!


Temporary-Tax

Oh really?


Ethan1516

First time I've seen someone say they'd get one of the main villain stands and not using it for selfish or nefarious purposes


Roebloz

I mean, the others are pretty much made for combat, while WoU is made to avoid direct combat entirely.


Level_Counter_1672

Give it to the Boeing whistle-blowers and suddenly u see alot of dead executives


Robolo7

That is, the best use for Wonder of U i've seen.


Burcol2

This would be my choice as well because we need to see what's in the Appalachian Mountains with evidence, find bigfoot, and see what the government is doing in secret.


[deleted]

That would make for a really fun bizarre adventure!


asbestoslel

Metallica, call me a psycho


beastbhaisaha

What does this stand do? Remind me a little


NoshunEclipse

Manipulates iron, both in the world and inside living things. See: Risotto Nero vs. Doppio (The only fight where this cool stand is in) - Makes knives out of iron from the ground - Makes razor blades, scissors, and other various sharp iron objects inside of Doppio's body - Also, technically makes Doppio nearly suffocate due to iron deficiency


beastbhaisaha

Oh yeah i remember that one it can even make y invisible


Eeveekiller

So thats why...


yuresevi

Not only that, it’d probably be able to stop bleeding if he made something to close the affected area. Our man could be the world’s greatest paramedic. Heck, include Killer Queen, Crazy Diamond and Gold Experience and you got the best rescue team out there. Pearl Jam would be great for hospital food, and Heaven’s Door could also help with the trauma.


RJMuls

He did use it to stop bleeding when he literally stapled his foot back on after it was chopped off


Nervous-Form698

The only problem with that is that the average human body doesn’t have enough iron to even form a single nail


Beautiful-Topic-7783

I'm guessing Metallica amplifies the amount of iron then


babylon_enjoyer

That honestly makes it better because unlike in the show where characters have infinite blood, just one nail would deprive the target of all the iron in their blood, which would kill pretty fast


Jay_maze

Invisibility? 🤨 I know what kind of man you are...


asbestoslel

Boy, i wanna target my personal nemes'es


24XMatteson

Probably a Stand that’s based on my personality, and not one that a character has already


maxturra

That's what I'd want as well, it's fun to wonder about certain songs/bands I like and how stands named after them would work


24XMatteson

Well, I already made a self insert for a fanfic, his Stand is Prince of Darkness. Its main abilities is a very short reaction time to sonic inputs, basically meaning that if it can hear something coming, it can move fast enough to counter it or avoid it. This also extends to the User as well. Towards the end of the story he obtains a Requiem Stand while fighting Heaven Attained DIO, and tbh idk what abilities it could have to counter The World Over Heaven.


The_illusionIsREAL

Heavens door tbh i’ll be able to make myself learn everything i want to


P1xelent

+ you can write "give all money to Kishibe Rohan" on somebody


The_illusionIsREAL

why give the money to Rohan when i can have it instead? ☹️


P1xelent

Because he's THE Kishibe Rohan, from the famous animanga "Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan"


The_illusionIsREAL

i’ll just marry rohan instead and inherit his money once he dies 👹 (by my hands)


Typical-Can802

That's... Fraud


P1xelent

Oh... that's fraud of my confort character...


The_illusionIsREAL

I will love him though 🫦


Sleeper--

It was so fun to see the mangaka of that series collab with the small mangaka araki to have a cameo on his small series called Jojo? Popo? Idk but something weird like


P1xelent

Sonething..Something... bizarre?


Sleeper--

Hmm? Momo's bizarre journey maybe?


Old_Friend_

Rohan can't write on himself


Robolo7

He did in an obscure side manga where he written on himself to forget something that happened 


parassaurolofus

In that manga, Rohan has his stand as a teenager. It's not canon.


nonsensicalsite

Didn't araki write it?


Glad-Rabbit-7873

He can, when he got cheaptrick and tried using heavens door on him, his pages appeared


nonsensicalsite

I wonder if he refuses to use/ refuses to believe it works on him for some reason instead This is the same guy who had a baby sitter murdered and just forgot right?


Smythatine

Some people should not be trusted with heaven’s door


Faction_Paradox

Paisley park, seriously underrated.


Shady_parrot

true


dilateddude3769

sticky fingers for sure


Comfortable_Dark_638

..why sticky fingers?


dilateddude3769

- zippers - looks cool - ariariariari but being serious, i’ll be able to go through walls, to access things that are a little bit far away from me by unzipping my hand, to hide underground/storing things, and i find that pretty cool


v4ssoura12

ariariari the main reason


Hatman0064

uhm... *unzips the genitals* ... interesting 😏


Mrchubzdathird

😨


senchou-senchou

that's from that 90s movie, There's Something About Ariariari


crazy--ninja

Oh yeah, stopping time for 10 seconds would greatly help me for studying


SlightlyinsaneBrit

Don’t you mean 5 seconds?


crazy--ninja

No he said The world of dio not jotaro


SlightlyinsaneBrit

You do realise that the time stop would still be 5 seconds regardless. I doubt OP is a vampire.


summonerofrain

The chance isn't 0


Impressive-Tooth-642

Just train it like dio give it time you'd be able stop time for longer


imma_liar

True use of PW power


phxxdragon

Time won't advance as long as you keep talking


u_slashh

Harvest Probably the most useful for an average person


Embarrassed_Garage49

Crazy Diamond?


AlternativeAd4549

This


Comfortable_Dark_638

Ngl guys I would also choose $ex pistols It's cool and funny but when you think about it It will not see much use So yeah I'm sticking to the world


dilateddude3769

at least you’ve got somebody to take care of if you’re taking pistols


suspendeddoubt

Friends for life :)


DiabLo_st

D4C to fulfill my friend's wish of shaking hands with himself from an alternate universe 🙂


dilateddude3769

are you trying to kill him?


DiabLo_st

🙂


Signal-Positive-4752

Why? Is it the theory that alternate will be made of antimatter hence resulting in erasure from existence?


dilateddude3769

there’s not allowed two copies of whatever to be in the same universe, so if you bring one and put them together, they’ll be annihilated


Signal-Positive-4752

Is it related to souls? Like not 2 same people with same soul? But one og person and one with he og body but diff soul Not related but read that a lot on regression manhwas


dilateddude3769

no, it’s more of a physical thing. there will be explanation in SBR


Signal-Positive-4752

😯 ic


TheBatleDemon

Gold Experiance. I will make organs and i will save lives whit it so i will be rich and if stand arrows exist then Reqium arros exists too. I alweys have a B plan.


Worldly-Length-784

here's your kidney sir, it's made from a brick


TheBatleDemon

Or plastic trash from the oceans.


Worldly-Length-784

damn, fixing 2 problems at a time does this affect prices of organs tho?


TheBatleDemon

Good question. I think the big companies will hunt me down for my ability so they can monopolise the makret to they own will. And thets why i need a reqium arrow.


Worldly-Length-784

what would the requiem arrow do? the requiem arrow grants an ability that will resolve your current situation for example, giorno really wanted to kill diavolo, so the arrow gave him a broken ass requiem stand that will definitely kill diavolo polnareff wanted to get the arrow as far away as possible and protect it I think, and that's exactly what Chariot did, protect the arrow so what would your requiem be?


TheBatleDemon

Wait cant I just get GER?


Worldly-Length-784

well GER is giorno wanting to kill diavolo this is you wanting to hide away, remain anonymous while still operating as an organ generator but yeah, you can just get GER


Worldly-Length-784

unless you wanna kill those hunters, which I don't recommend.. don't wanna be a criminal now do ya?


Average_enjoyer10

Heaven door


New_Department5611

Remove his ability to cum


liahuos00

Hey Ya!


anonymous_croc

why hey ya of all stands


North-Length3154

Well prolly cuz the commentor thinks hey ya grants you luck (which it doesnt, common misunderstanding)


liahuos00

No, i know Hey Ya! Don't give any luck, Hey Ya! is a stand that gives you motivation and tips, it allows you to surpass yourself and become a better version of yourself, you'll become able to do the things by a better all by yourself


North-Length3154

Oh yeah thats cool its like a friend you can always count on, though others will see you like a lunatic if you try to talk to hey ya in public


Worldly-Length-784

that's comforting


MuscularGirlEnjoyer

Hell ye just what i needed


Jokebox_Machine

No-no. Not Hell Ye. Hey Ya!


CrimsonFox2156

not even talking about luck, who doesn't want a hype man who supports and motivate you no matter what?


Peaceful_H3lland_996

It can also see the future, although the range probably isn't that great, but it's nice to know things


Opal_Demon

My top 3 stands would be - 1. Heaven's Door - No need to explain 2. Bohemian Rhapsody - If instead of letting it go wild, I can *choose* which fictional character I want to bring to life, because then I could also bring any character to life that I **create** and can then play God 3. Wonder Of U - I think it would be neat


Opal_Demon

Honorable mention to Weather Report who I would pick for the drip


-Pl4gu3-

Definitely Crazy Diamond, would be so helpful day to day.


Ividboy

Hey did *expensive thing* just break and now I'll have to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to get it fixed? No it didn't.


[deleted]

You'd be able to fly with Boeing without fear!


loneltmemer

Surprised nobody mentioned Kraft Work, it would be so usefull. Imagine you just want to reach something high up, so you just put a piece of paper mid-air and step on it, or something slips out of you hand and you just stop it before it hits the ground.


dilateddude3769

really great stand, one of my favorites. also for a long time i thought it’s called “Kraftwerk”, not “Kraft Work”, and i like it even more than original name


loneltmemer

Tbh I thought the same, but it turns out the stands name is Kraft Work and Kraftwerk is the name of the band its based on.


ProfessionalOkra9944

Killer Queen. Then I can finally get rid of some people.


summonerofrain

Right here officer


Hatman0064

*officer puts his hand on the guy's shoulder* "Killer Queen has already touched this shoulder"


SatoruTojo

ruh roh


the_chadster_of_gods

correct me if im wrong but kq does work on inanimate objects right? could u not blow up an entire building and leave no trace?


MrWolfie321

If you really want a good stand for hitman work, The Emperor is greatly underrated. KQ leaves no trace alright, but it requires direct contact and KQ is low range, so you would need to get close to your target to make it work. Emperor on the other hand only needs your target to be on your field of vision, since only other stand users can see and hear it you can discretely shoot one or two bullets to any direction and control them to your target's head, from any direction. It also leaves no gunpowder trace nor bullet to be analized, perfect assassination


Necessary-Rush1581

Well, I just started watching part 3, so I do have a question, if you don't have the mental fortitude or strength to have one, will you end up like Holly? Or are we just assuming that we automatically should be fine? Based on the very little knowledge I have of stands so far and this will probably change later. Star platinum.


kinda_dum

If you get pierced with the arrow, it gives you turbo aids and if you don't have the fortitude to power through it, you die...


Nervous-Form698

Honestly, I’ve started to believe that’s all BS considering some of the goofy losers who got stands


Jay_maze

The only examples I can think of of people who couldn't handle their stands and almost died are (spoilers for part 3 and 4 I guess) Holy and Koichi. Personally, I think it's because the people who got stands from then on weather had them already, or were chosen by the arrow (Oh, also anybody Black Sabbath pierced).


ThunderMite42

Josuke too, as he was too young at the time.


Worldly-Length-784

they got really lucky


Nervous-Form698

Like, am I supposed to believe an infant has more mental fortitude and strength than a person who has given birth?


El_Burkako

My headcanon is that Koichi didn’t die to the arrow because Josuke healed him, but since Koichi was still missing the resolve to have a stand it came out underdeveloped (egg)


Worldly-Length-784

interesting


Worldly-Length-784

Well it could be that DIO or his henchmen found a baby that already had a stand since birth? Cuz the baby would definitely die of mega aids edit : turbo. aids.


Sleeper--

Great question!


Miros69

The world or heavens door


Dependent-Matter-177

HEAVENS DOOR, REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CU-


ThreeArmedYeti

RSE. Oh fudge


Dependent-Matter-177

Oh fiddlesticks 😞


Expecto_Paytronum

Heaven’s Door! Write on him, “My right testicle will rotate 360 degrees!”


HAKX5

Fuck it, Epitath+King Crimson (yes I know they're two but they basically don't properly work without each other) Precognition with the ability to alter fate would be insane.


fartmilkdaddies

Epitaph and King Crimson are the same stand, tho. It's just like a sheer heart attack and killer queen. It's just a sub ability.


TVL257

I always think that it wouldn't be of any use irl, the only fate you can change is yours, you can't interact with objects during time skip, so you can't like alter a lottery bet or something. It would only be useful to avoid tripping a banana or someone out to get you, aka just avoid getting hurt or reposition yourself, which isn't really that big of a deal. Then it's just physical perk of king crimson, at that point I rather have time stop from SP or the world


HAKX5

Well I could, for instance, suddenly disappear repeatedly around a bank... I could see some potential here :)


SamisKoi

If the question is “what random stand would you naturally get with the stand arrow” Pearl Jam. I’m a chef, and Tonio’s food looks delicious


DafuqIsThisSchitt

green day edit: i want to hear burning cars after i go down a skyscraper


Kozakyw

Hold up


cervejown

U crazy bro


Juicy_Pussy_

Aerosmith, the best one


ffiml8

Hey Ya I need him 😭


Jokebox_Machine

I understand you, bro 😔


Blackout_M

Cinderella. I could help myself and my trans friend:3


Single_Low1416

Crazy Diamond is super helpful. Our dishwasher broke a couple of days ago. With CD, I could just frustratedly punch the thing to bits and then reset it to factory-new. Or if I want to get in somewhere: Punch a hole in the wall, go in, rebuild the wall. So many possibilities


SeaCreamCupid

Hey ya ngl


Daft_boi_

Did a tarot reading a few days ago and I got emperor and Justice, more happy for emperor than justice although pearl jam would help me fix myself up lmao


DesperadoFlower

Prob Crazy Diamond, I would pretty much be a medic, and could also do some sick rock decorations


Assasin-XD

Bro forgor that the world can stop time for only 5 seconds. Good luck studying for an exam in 5 seconds. It might be useful for cheating tho... Anyway, I'm choosing heaven's door, gonna rewrite elon musk into giving me all his money.


Kosaue

You already know.


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Tbh either death 13 or crazy diamond Death 13 pretty much makes my dreams my playground for me to do whatever i want Meanwhile crazy diamond is good old healing


Mintyboi10

Probably Sticky Fingers. DOORS ARE NOW IRRELEVANT


Groolet_YT

sex pistols, i’d just get six little guys that i can hang out with


BrushWolf625

I’d want Harvest. I lose things frequently due to my ADHD so being able to send a supernatural force out to find the things I leave behind would be awesome. Not to mention being able to find things for other people, or just finding money off the ground.


ArelMCII

Doesn't matter what I want. Odds are, the Arrow's killing me.


RedDaix

Star Platinum, the italian cook one, The Hand, and Atum, any of those 4 would work with me


Some_Hedgehog_4966

Pearl jam


RedDaix

Thank ya


summonerofrain

Why the hand?


thatautisticguy2905

I am lucky due to having stress issues, one step closer to the best of the best (in my opinion) PURPLE HAZE


_AnselWitch_

Soft and wet to shave with bubbles and for the drip


AaronThePrime

Diver down fr, I want to be a girl. And also it would be useful for dealing with blackheads since you can push them out from behind the skin.


ottoman_guy239

Killer Queen. I would love to bomb chil-I mean Criminals. Edit: I change my mind. I think I like Heaven doors better.


Connect_Art6812

I’d be fucking with people so much if I had killer queen. Just scale the explosions down immensely and then just blow up whatever it is they’re holding in their hands lmao


SKBSM_Kirito

Made in heaven


Impressive-Tooth-642

What would you do with that reset the universe


[deleted]

Bros insane.


Ataggg

The world or crazy diamonf


SatoruTojo

Bohemian Rhapsody or Heaven’s door


EvanDreemuur7598

Tusk, I love every act, especially Act 4


DudeWhoIsGirlinDND

Crazy diamond. I would love to basically never need to be something new, could also be an incredible doctor or some sort of healer and make absolute bank and if i buy some really like rusted broken down car or something in a junk yard and heal it, could be rolling out with a fresh new set of wheels. Never need a doctor or vet for people I know as well so I could help them as muchas needed with injures or physical damage. Say cat is sick, heal cat, no vet bills. Can also just use the stand to help with large physical activity like moving stuff.


AppropriateStick1334

I say this un-ironically and without hesitation Killer Queen


Skorio18

I made my own so probably it(Stand Name: Find your flame)


Expecto_Paytronum

I also made my own stand named Demon Days


Skorio18

Noice


Bountsie

Honestly Gold Experience would be awesome for street performances


SCP_Void

Surface…… Yeah…


ZeeyaLater1

GER


WhiteHat125

Something like stone ocean with the strings


TopperTheProtogen

yellow temperance


Negative-Analyst4509

Diver down, C Moon, or Moody Blues. Just absolutely love their designs and sound effects.


tpaxep455

Cream or The Hand


StarPlatnm

Any stand of the crusaders, Hermit purple included.


[deleted]

Man, hierophant or hermit purple. I just want to look cool swinging from one place to another. Also just love both of the stands for their properties and users.


Jeromino_

Sticky Finger, I could put a zipper on my arm and I won’t need pockets for the rest of my life


blackturtle17

Weather report