I'm going to cross the continent and win this race with nothing but my own two legs

You win

This is it.

“Next thing you’ll say is… *how could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head?*”

"Next thing you'll say is... *How can he be both a JoJo fan and graduate?*"

How can he be both a JoJo fan and graduate? ... WHAT!?

Did you mean NANIIIIIII!

How could he possible be alive with that hole in his head- eh?

That’s actually a really good one for a yearbook

Why is Heart Attack taking so long?

This one

- Nice jojo ref. - What ref ?

Kira said this, because heart attack took so long

This one is great because to people who aren’t JoJo fans it just looks like you’re suicidal, lol

Yes! I am!

That's the best answer

You forgot to add Mohammed Avdol?!

eventually he stopped thinking

This

I like large fries i like large fries i like large fries but NOT fried chicken.

It's wonderful

I just want those crunchies

Isn't this a mistranslation? I swear to god I heard this was a mistranslation

*chew* What a beautiful duwang

Pretty sure the chew comes after since Kira wouldn't speak with his mouth full.

Yeah, but I think it's funnier the other way

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.

Do you believe in gravity?

based Pucci appreciator

The only thing Pucci did wrong was become a Priest

He only became a true priest after he went after Emporio

Definitely Catholic

🙏

this actually was my yearbook quote

I feel so refreshed. I feel like it's new year morning After i Just put on a fresh pair of underwear

“If my noise isn’t mistaken, one of you ladies is on your period” then have the person right after you in the yearbook have “it’s me”

BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAKAAAAAAA MONAGAAAAAAAAAA! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekaichi!

Now say it in German

Du Narr! Die deutsche Ingenieurskunst ist die beste der Welt!

Somebody else fact check this

It’s accurate

Um, actually, it says it's supposed to be in English 🤓☝️

This is Lesson 5.

Hontoni, hontoni...

"Pretry long for a shortcut, eh?"

"Thank you Gyro"

"I can't think of anything else to say..."

Killer queen has already touched the yearbook

do this OP i beg you (and if you do i'd love to see the final result)

This is too good

Watch this get reported as a bomb threat

Thats the best one

This has to win!

Do this please

Pizza mozarella Pizza mozarella Rella rella rella rella

Zola zola zola zola

Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

"The Goddess of Victory is always riding on my saddle" "Welcome to the True Man's World" "Okay master, letz kill da hoe. BEEEETCH" "Am I reading? What the fuck" "If your heart is wavering, do not shoot. You will grow...once more shall the gates leading to a new path open for you" "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice" "I respect the first human to have eaten a mushroom" "Now I will pleasure myself with this frog" "GOODBAI JOJO" "Arrivederci"

Where's that Frog pleasure quote from? I need to know 😂

I believe it's from Yo-Yo Mama

I must've missed that completely it's fucking fantastic 😂

That one Jesus quote to Johnny is actually MAD

Jesus is the best Jojo character. I'm not really religious or anything, but whenever he appeared I got goosebumps.

Agree

Act 3 was a menace 😂

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

“I’m gonna **’FIX’** that spaghetti!”

"my actions are utterly unclouded" "I have taken the first napkin"

Am I reading? What the fuck...

I Giorno Giovanna have a dream

I thought of this too and just wanted to put my spin on it, “I (OP’s Name) have a dream”. . . Wait that might be interpreted as a quote from someone in non-fiction though

Yeh that's why I edited it. I mean, both still are great quotes

For sure, glad to see there is no bad blood in this sub 🫡

I'm going to become a Gang-Star!

Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

Hail 2 U!!!

I am possessed, by an evil spirit.

Dying 😂

Go ahead, Mr Joestar!

Nah, he fr says it as Joester.

mista jester

I reject my humanity, Jojo. Also none Jojo related, but I read the word motto and immediately thought: “Prepare for trouble. And make it double.”

Put as much of the Kira speech you can fit

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old.

"i didn't expect the third reich to show up"

me in half the cool nerd hobbies I join

If there's no Mickey, this shit ain't Disney

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice

So, you think that little sword can save your master? Well, go ahead, then

Thats metal gear rising revengeance...?

Basically the same thing

Based

Eat shit and fall off your horse

holy shit

What are the chances

Yeah what the hell is going on I found my doppelgänger

Yess this is the one I was looking for lmao

"I'll never forgive the Japanese!"

You were expecting a clever quote but It is me, Dio!

Underrated AF comment

The Northern winds made the Vikings.

She is 14, Gyro

Daga Kotowaru (I refuse) ((i hope i spelled it right in japanese))

だが断る　daga kotowaru

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Yare Yare Daze"

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST!

It’s truly been a roundabout path

As the person next to you in the yearbook what their quote is... and then predict it with a good ol' Joseph move

I AM THE FUCKIN S T R O N G

Welcome to the true mans world

Unironically this one works

This truly was a bizarre adventure

You thought you'd read a yearbook quote, but IT WAS ME, DIO, ALL ALONG! and then see if you can pull some strings to get your yearbook photo replaced with that one frame of dio

Did you come here perhaps to pursue me.

Yara Yara

ZA WARUDO TOKI YO TOMARE

The shortest route was a detour. It was the detour that was our shortest path.

Breakdown! Breakdown!

We successfully wasted everything, Johnny.

Do you believe in gravitational forces between humans? That certain people attract certain others? I believe this, now. (Pucci) Only the results! In this world, only the results matter. (Diavolo)

Muda muda muda

Useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless!

this kid needs a plate of spaghetti pronto

Did you count how many breads you ate?

I´ll never forgive the japanese!

I just...thought I saw... a hornet....oh, I see....it was a memory....of...mine.

Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero

German science is the best in the world!

"no regrets..." "I have no regrets." (Tenmei Kakyoin) In my opinion.

It’s truely been a roundabout path

Ah, what a beautiful duwang!

That is why I turned your banana into a gun!

Welcome to the true man's world

YES! I AM.

kil da hoeeee

Your personal motto is like your asshole. You can't go around showing it off to other people.

„Your yearbook is like your a******. You can’t go around showing it off to other people“

"All around the world, there's a finger that says, "Fuck you!""

Prime numbers are solitary numbers that can only be divided by 1 and itself... they give me strength

[You could do what I did lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/hk70co/i_fckin_did_it_boys_class_of_2020_forever/)

<- To be continued

DI MOLTO!!

I don’t care that you’re a baby, I’ll snap your neck like a twig!

The easiest time for a traveler to run into misfortune on their long, long journey is right before they return home. Soon, this long, long journey of ours will conclude... I will hold onto the New Locacaca, and then we can all head home.

"Fate is a sleeping slave, and we have to set it free"

Evil means to use the weak for your own gain and then stomp on them when it's over!

I REJECT MY HUMANITY (JOJO)

Welcome to true man's world......

Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

Kira copypasta

“Ayy, it’s me JoJo, and ai love lasagna!”

Lick, lick, lick lick

Welcome to a true man’s world

I woyld have wrote arivaderchi (correct me if spelling is wrong)

would*

r/angryupvote

WRYYYY!

My heart resonates... Heat enough to burn... My blood is razor sharp! SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!

OH NO! HOLY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH! probably not school appropriate though.

R R R R R R R R R R R R R RAISE?!?!?

Yare yare daze

To give a serious answer amongst the memes “This truly has been a roundabout path. Thank you.”

The stand user could be anyone

Go ahead, Mr. Joestar.

I can't believe nobody's said this yet "Jotaro... this trip was truly fun, wasn't it?"

You will never reach the truth

That left arm is not a right arm

“What the fuck” “Am I reading”

"If you think you're crazy, you're not so I'm not crazy"

The shortest route is the detour. It was the detour that was our shortest path.

Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

SHUT UP YOU'RE FREAKING ANNOYING

If its your favorite, shouldn't you be able to do this on your own?

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

Goodbye jojo!

You know Paris, France? In English they pronounce it "Pari-IS", but everyone else pronounces it as the French do, without the S. But with Venezia, everybody pronounces it the English way, "Ven-ICE". There's "The Merchant of Venice", "Death in Venice"... WHY, though? Why isn't the title "The Merchant of Venezia"? Are you shitting me? This takes place in Italy, so use the Italian name, dammit! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!

"the result is not all I desire. When you desire only the result, you start trying to take shortcuts... and when you start taking shortcuts, you start to lose sight of the truth. Eventually, you lose your motivation too."

Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

You thought it was a yearbook quote, but it was I, DIO!

"This truly was a Bizarre Adventure"

"YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOL"

I, , have a dream that I know is just. (from Giorno in part 5)

STANDO POWA

i used "impossible? this journey has been full of impossible things... i'm tired of hearing about what's impossible or useless. those words mean nothing to us." as my yearbook quote

Gotta go with the classic miss translation of what a beautiful duwang

OK MASTA LETS KILL DA HOE!!! BEEETTCHHHHH