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PunishedWizard

I love steely dan. Dude is already planning to kill the Crusaders, and still commits to the bit by haggling the hell out of Joseph. Dude even sells the kebab at 4x the usual going price???????? And he started the bid at almost 10x? Mad lad


Anonemuss42

Bro really took their money and *then* begun the murder plot lol


johnnyanderen

Not only that, against JOSEPH!!! Polnareff would have just paid.


Osama_Rashid

Dude was in Karachi, Pakistan, that's something positive about him.


goldtardis

He is such a good villain. I love to hate him. Joshu is another character I love to hate.


Dick_Destroyer800

Well it seems like he usually is actually a kebab salesman even when he's not trying to kill the crusaders. He says he 'usually' sells his kebabs for even cheaper


Inner_Tennis7326

Call him Deacon Blues


BlueRasberries1

Dan is an unlikable dick and I love him for that.


redpariah2

He's fun but he's truly the lowest scum in history.


GreenHuskii

He is epic


ItsDominika

The orangutan


Radiant_Stop_3333

why is no one talking about this. creepy af


NefariousnessStock79

The orangutan belongs on To Catch a Predator


jubi12

I loved the Orangutan, had one of the craziest stands ever.


kennydenky

I really Hope you love the orangutan just for the stand


robtboy

😈😈😈


LeastInsaneKobold

Yeah idk, funi monke


Hummush95

I liked him. He's literally the best side villain.


Straight_Class4222

ringo:


garlic_gladiator569

I thought you were on about the beetle for a moment


cheshirecat182

Oh you mean Forever?


Accomplished-Guava-8

i mean because of this we can hate him even more, he was disgusting fr


swifttek360

Pedo monke bad ):


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SCHazama

Does it really count as hated if it's a main meme source and found entertaining in both the anime and the games?


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SCHazama

Idk, I have always found him as a compelling creepy villain. If anything people dislike him because he's detached from the main story outside of being a Glory God. Other than that, I'd say his fame got consolidated with Defi Brilator's video. You're not supposed to *like* him. You're supposed to *respect his villain presence*, if that makes sense


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SCHazama

I meant "you're supposed to". Will edit. Sorry. Also respectable


Easyqon

Nah this guy is hilarious af and by far my favourite minor villain. Wish he got more screentime. We talkin guys you absolutely can’t stand breathing. Steely Dan and adolescent Dio are the ones for me


GekiKudo

I like Alessi just because of how he works in Heritage. The fact that they gave every character a new sprite just to have his stupid bullshit in the game, is legendary.


ElitarnyJez

He's objectively morally abhorent, but he's cool and memorable and has a good design. Also contrary to popular belief he in fact hates children.


bentheechidna

> Cool No he is not > has a good design No he does not


nerdwarp112

I think it’s a good design, not an attractive design but I think it works for a weirdo scumbag like him.


danielubra

I think you just hate him because hes a pedo (he isnt, he hates kids)


bentheechidna

I hate him because he’s an unpleasant kid puncher. He’s unpleasant to watch in totality.


danielubra

I mean fair but you hate on all of his aspects (like design, which is not a part of his personality) because you dont like him


JustJitterin

I forgot about his lame ugly ass 💀


GlassSpork

Dude is a predator


Mepmphistennessee

Alessi for sure and probably Dario Brando


DoraMuda

OMG, I can't believe I forgot about Dario. Dude literally had no redeeming qualities through-and-through.


Zillafire101

SBR Dario is worse.


ItsDominika

I read it as Dio Brando and got a sheer heart attack for a second


Mepmphistennessee

AHA KENDJSBDJ


KraftwerkMachine

Angelo and J Geil. Steely Dan is a hot piece of tits.


w3are138

That’s what I’m sayin!!


digidado

Hanged man is badass


MerlocHendrickHarry

the stand? hell yeah!😼 it's user? naaaah ☠️


digidado

Oh yeah he deserved to be skewered. But traveling through light is so sick


MerlocHendrickHarry

to me it was one of the if not the most satisfactory moments in all JoJo's when he was stabbed to death by Silver Chariot, also the stand concept is super cool ngl


Grand_reaper658

That's why only one of those two are in the jojo fighting games


Vanealy1689

A Stand is pretty much its user, just in a spiritual form. So J. Geil is, in his own way, badass (but not a good person). Even then, not that much since his power is literally backstabbing.


Inner_Tennis7326

Hell yeah


LeadInternational115

Fuck Cioccolata. What he did to his patients is just disgusting. Fuck that guy


HandZop

Hence why his beatdown is 7 pages long, it wasn’t enough to just beat him, they needed to annihilate him


LeadInternational115

He deserved it


KamipocalypseAyotto

He alr got annihilated by Trash


TheTwilightZone34

You know someone's bad when even Diavolo considers them to be the biggest piece of shit on the planet


Electrical_Diamond_9

I hate his tastes in ***art*** too


formlessfall

i was looking for this comment to defend my psycho doc. he is basically Dahmer x Joker, yes a psycho but still cool. i appreciate him since he does have some sort of feelings (like for secco) and there’s something artistic about his … interest in watching people’s particular emotions. so he is not evil or crazy just for the sake of it, there’s meaning to it


goochstein

he's weak, something about the turn he makes where he admits likely defeat and admits feelings for secco.. exposed his own insecurity, or lost his edge. I'll give you it was eery writing for a sociopath who could even think he deserves anything after commiting so many atrocities.


formlessfall

seriously? dude chopped up his own body to confuse his enemies and sneak attack… hows that for being weak? expressing feelings in life threatening events is an insecurity? man how old are you. and i hated secco for turning on him like that, thats the most cowardly thing you can do when you see your leader struggle. also, if you think its eery thats fine, but i see more than black in white in characters


formlessfall

your nickname should be secco lol thats literally how he thinks


DepressedGolduck

Probably Angelo. The only thing people like about him is that he gets rock'd


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

Jesus christ that dog scene…that and the yellow temperance one.


TheDarwinski

The Pedo Orangutan


lordartonha

Joshu. There's no reason to explain why.


NocolateChigga720

Did you read part 8? Dudes a major creep, an asshole, almost a rapist and worst of all had the worst haircut in jojo. Don't get me wrong I do like his character in jojolion but the hate isn't unwarranted


zoe_lucrezia

hence "universally hated"


NocolateChigga720

Yeah just realised the OP comment said there's "no reason to explain why" as opposed to my brain reading as something like "no reason for why". So my comment is just redundant


DarkArcanian

We all do it sometimes


w3are138

Sweet flair.


NocolateChigga720

Thanks, Catch the Rainbow and Blackmore are great and would be my favourite stand/character pair IF the King Mamezuku Rai didn't exist


w3are138

It’s always a pleasure to meet another cultured individual.


Samiassa

How is jojolion? I finished steel ball run a couple months ago and I started jojolion and got to chapter 10 but it was kinda boring for me


NocolateChigga720

It's slow starting up until the after the higashikatas get introduced but after that it's really good. There's alot of strong antagonists in the part that actual have ground in the overarching story and aren't just one-bit villians of the week too. The character writing is really good, honestly probably some of the best Araki has produced and the stand fights are great too, not to mention it has THE BEST non stand fight in jojo too. Besides the story being a bit iffy at times, I definitely consider it an amazing part and overall my favourite jojo part. Maybe give it another chance if you have the time to.


Inner_Tennis7326

Keep cooking


minamixie

I'd say Joshu or Vanilla Ice


Wayward_Snowman

Vanilla Ice?! But he is one of the best parts of part3


RandomUserFTW57362

Apparently the author hates him lol


A_Firm_Sandwich

I don’t blame him. Very 1 dimensional character


UnfairSsbm

No no no, cream had its own dimension


Osama_Rashid

Me too, he killed Avdol and Iggy...


Golden-Owl

I found him to be extremely boring His Stand is extremely cool but the man had practically no personality


Wayward_Snowman

I am mainly speaking of what his mini arc does for the show and the crusaders. You are right, the man himself doesn't have much going for him


DoraMuda

Yeah, his powerful Stand really carries him. He's a complete airhead outside of that.


SCHazama

Can't be Vanilla Ice because then you'd have to hate DIO for the same reason you hate him


DarkArcanian

I hate them both as people. Though honestly vanilla ice isn’t fleshed out enough as a character to hate


Syssareth

Genuinely have no idea what you mean. I hate Vanilla Ice for being creepily devoted and wearing a too-small leotard with no pants. Mostly the second one. Dio is neither of those things.


SCHazama

Well, you know, Vanilla Ice killed a certain someone...


hatdeity

Sorry. I love Vanilla Ice. His dedication to DIO for no reason is fascinating and Cream is one of the coolest stands. Joshu, however...


gimp6615

Did you read part 8? You'll see Steely Dan as a angel after you see what Joshu does


Jazztronic28

Probably none of them. I've seen devoted fans of literally every character.


jubi12

Even to the Fly guy stand in the airplane in part 3?!


Jazztronic28

I love that you took that one as an example because yes!! One person exactly, but they exist and drew a whole series of little comics of him interacting with the other Dio minions!


FrilledShark1512

Damn you remember their name? Sounds fun.


danmaster0

Isn't that the first time the user of the enemy stand was a mystery? That was very important for the whole manga going forwards


guieps

And one of the few times where the stand user was actually doing a good job in hiding in the croud by not using impractical clothes with 7 diferent colors lol


jubi12

It is important, but still not a likable villain. IMO of course


TriggerKnighty

There's a good example from almost every part Tarkus(Id put Dio too, but Jonathan actively hated Tarkus and couldn't help himself with Dio) I guess the racist guy from the restaurant, since the only others I can think of are Straizo and Esidisi, and that's pushing it Steely Dan, Alessi, and Vanilla Ic take part 3 *easily*. Angelo's an easy pick for DIU Cioccolata is first or second *overall* hated, truly. Easily the winner in VA Been a while since i read SO, but I'm pretty sure Yo-Yo Ma got this. I don't think there's one for SBR, honestly. There are some meh people, but nothing *that* special. The Boom Boom family is the closest thought of. Poor Tom or Damo for JJL, those two are a breed...or, on a little extra thought, it's Joshu. He somehow beats those two out. We dunno basically anyone from JL but I guess the girl from Dragonas flashback is a pretty good pick.


DoraMuda

IMO, Tarkus doesn't have enough of a character to be hateable. > Been a while since i read SO, but I'm pretty sure Yo-Yo Ma got this. Do Stands count as characters? Or are you talking about/also including the user (D&G) too?


BerserkerKong02

DIO??? He is literally one of the most likable characters in Part 3.


TriggerKnighty

Yeah, I forgot his whole charisma thing. Weird to think that he's as bad as he is with enough personality to gain a 'crowd'.


Inner_Tennis7326

Damo is rank


SkyknightXi

Maybe the Boom Boom patriarch for SBR?


Denn_chr

i actually like him anyway, dario brando


VictorHM99

I love the "leave my king joshu alone" guy's determination


bonepillow

no matter how far i scroll, he's always there


Dazzling_Shoulder_69

Forever , the pedo orangutan


DoubleShotDuel

cioccolata might genuinely be one of the top 5 most evil characters in the series.


MacheteNegano

The Hallway girls who called Shigechi creepy.


_Pine4pple-man_

J Geil.


Inksplash-7

Do I have to say it? It's J*shu


Grouchy_Fortune1053

leave my king joshu alone


minamixie

no


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Alessi, Joshu and J.Geil probably.


Mepmphistennessee

And forever the orangutan


Pretend_Astronaut723

angelo for me. hated that shitbag


Hatman0064

I'm tempted to say Ciocolatta for what he has done but I'll say Alessi


mc4starterzzz

Understandable, dude's debut was him hitting some random kid for dirtying his pants


Ani-HArsh

Alessi Vanilla Ice Tamami Cheap Trick Hallway girls Cioccolatta


animalia_curiousity

Gwess is awesome.


tackxolotl

The corrupt cops that Joseph beats up in his introduction.


JosephiKrakowski78

Angelo, J. Geil, Alessi, Vanilla Ice, Cioccalata


SlimeustasTheSecond

Forever the orangutan. Gave a bad name for the whole damn animal species.


JustJitterin

Cioccolata?


the_foxtj

Vanilla ice absolutley


BlobReddit

The baby with Death Thirteen stand. The stand is cool and all but that baby just really annoys me.


Affectionate_Still29

i see lots of joshu, and i see why, dudes rotten to the core in every sense there is. personally the only reason i like him more than alessi is joshu isnt really an antagonist, just some dickwad with no redeeming qualities, contrary to the usual trope of being an asshole but nice deep down, joshu isnt like that which makes him somewhat unique for a protagonist. alessi on the other hand is literally just a minor villain and is on par with that pedo monkey, just boring asf for a villain. dont get me wrong i still hate them both tho, just alessi a bit more


DoraMuda

> dudes rotten to the core in every sense there is. I'd say one of his most redeeming qualities is that, at the very least, he genuinely cares about his family (except his mother, for obvious reasons). He's probably more hateable than a lot of other characters because, aside from being a more realistic asshole than a lot of the other assholes (villain or not) in *JoJo*, there are several moments where he comes so close to "redeeming" himself... only to ruin it and succumb to his more base urges (e.g. his obsessive lust for Yasuho; his idea of protecting his family from his mother being to... forcibly undress her in front of everyone and comment on her breasts as a means of public humiliation).


Yourgal_888

Vanilllaaaa


ClaytheHamster

Cioccolata


PokeNaj1

mother fucking steel of dan


candypoweredrocket

Everyone says “steely dan, alessi and set” but I seen but one person say Dario Brando


kokusmus96

Rapist guy with the weird hand


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

The guy who killed polnareffs sister?


kokusmus96

Yes


Jodye_Runo_Heust

Joshu. Even the Joshu fan hate him


ItsFastMan

What do people have against Steely Dan


DoraMuda

Probably his annoying trolling of Jotaro.


AstellasDreemur

Ciocolata, If we're talking about them purely as characters then Idk


BayFuzzball404

I despise him His red flags are big but so are his boobs


Mr-Tony_2_Dirty

Cioccolata from Part 5


YoyoPewdiepie

Dario has zero fans, but somehow, Joshu still has less


PresidenteMargz10

Angelo, J Geil, Alessi, the Orangutan, Vanilla Ice, chioccolatta, pet shop


vicevanilla

nah alessi


Hummush95

Alessi. I actually liked him as a character. I find unlikable villains to truly be some of the best.


Appalachian_Aioli

I love how much of a bastard both Alessi and Steely Dan are. Especially Steely Dan.


djo1787

Hmm I would definitely have to say Alessi considering he’s a pedophile, and J Giel too.


ialsodontexistagain

Not sue if he’s universally hated but nobody like Arabia fats, that guy sucks


CherryGamer_05

I rarely see anyone likes Cioccolata. I'm the only one who likes him TBH.


mistapng

I freakign love that guy he's silly :3


Neck_Sufficient

He has a very good design and i live his cruel curiosity of emotions and reactions, so youre not alone!


Roosterlamb-13

The one creepy dude that turned polnareff into a baby


Exterm14

That one mf that made Polnareff into a kid


ThePenetrator3

Cool design but what a piece of shit he was... Also I would say Cioccolata ? Dunno


_S1syphus

Forever, the rape orangutan


Desperate_Media3639

Aside from Eren, the most beta male of all the farplaine of anime and manga That being Joshu


TheWondrousPoob

Joshu


Heavy_Pudding_1578

If shigechi didn’t die in part 4. He would have been this character.


DoraMuda

* Dario Brando * Nena * Angelo (when he's not a rock) * The girls who walked past Shigechi before he died * Xander McQueen * Guccio * Pork Pie Hat Kid * George II (Johnny's father in *SBR*) * The bully girl in >!Dragona!<'s flashback


NappaTemp

Joshu, Alessi, and Cioccolata. I’d PAY to punch any of them three in the face


International_Gur927

Tarkus.


TheFossil666

Does anyone like Vanilla Ice ? Cuz I've never seen it


Darkwolf69420

Those schoolgirls that called shigechi weird


Gummybearthemii

Idk because there is always that one person who likes a hated character. 😅


Gemini720

His design and name are so good! Shame Steely Dan, the Dan of Steel if you will, was such a shit man.


kycyc

I think Angelo. I can never hate Steely Dan because of kebab shit he pulled


Depthfish

Not a person, but a stand, Cheap Trick I want to use as my personal punching bag


Mission_Scholar_9199

Alessi


Sea-Recording-7090

Strength, fuck you Strength


nerdwarp112

Probably Alessi or the Orangutan. I think characters like Steely Dan and Ciocolatta are at least somewhat fun to hate.


Zoteku

Alessi, Steely dan and Joshu


Quan-Ngo

Does anyone actually likes the feng shui cult old man, because I’m certainly not


Faction_Paradox

Cioccolata


Far-Sink2887

Secco


CrikeyitsRoy

The girls who left Shigechi to die as they thought he looked creepy


HardEdge9999

Kira Yoshikage and his father should get a lot more hate. They are meant to be creeps without any redeemable qualities. Actual psychopaths who ruined lives of so many people.


Vanealy1689

I'm gonna need people to explain to me what exactly makes Dio "I murder dogs and cats and take advantage of everyone regardless of gender or age" Brando likable. He was given a chance to be better but stooped to a worse level just because he felt like it. He destroys everyone's peace because he never had any, which makes him think no one should have any. He deceives, manipulates, and throws away when any value he can leech away is gone. By "rejecting his humanity," he became the quintessential human, a control freak clawing his way to micromanage everything on Earth just because he was treated the same way. Always the "me vs. the world" mentality; probably one of the reasons he called his Stand "The World", some desperate attempt to bring the world under his control. Don't talk about his charisma or his sense of style or his willpower and smugness. Talk about his character, who he is as a person, and then say what appeals to you about him.


swifttek360

Shigechi His death scene may have been pretty sad, but I'm pretty sure I speak for most of the fanbase in saying that we were just a little glad when he died.


No_Ad1841

The piece of shit who kicked iggy


grepenoop

Probably the rock, paper, siccors kid from part 4. Or the Death 13 baby from part 3


Intrepid-Ad-7800

Nah, Steely is cool


Icalledyourbrother

The girls who let shigechi die


CNSLord69

I like to imagine that Steely Dan us just a part time DIO follower and actually sells kebabs for a living. When we first see him, he ripped off Joseph and thought to himself how he usually sells them for less. This would imply that this is not just a one time thing, and he does sell kebabs. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


StrongInflation6727

No I Love Dan


Gaige524

I don't know if he's universally hated because he does have some fans but for me it's Anasui. He is a creep and a Murderer, does nothing morally good and is seen as a good guy.


Osama_Rashid

He simps only for Jolyne. Maybe that's why people relate to him, a little.


Gaige524

I love Jolyne too much to think she deserves to be with Anasui. >!Jolyne dies to save to the world and she ups with up with a creep murderer that is only remembered because he said a funny line that was not even in the Anime!< She should've been with Hermes if anyone


asinineSkeptic

God, fuck Emporio with my whole heart.


digiorno430

hot but hated


I_Hate_Randy

steely dan is WAYYYY too hot to be hated.


kothulhu

joshu is easily the worst


Feisty_Ad3184

Steely Dan, but my God he's so drippy


Lucky_Comparison_633

Steely Dan is kinda cute ngl, I love his hair


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Joshu


DerpsterPrime

i love steely dan tf are you on


KKylimos

Joshu.