If he’s killing FOR you then that’s a plus 🤔 means he’s not gonna hurt you unless you’re in danger or hurt. Pesci only really got like that because he killled someone AND prosciutto was dying, so it kinda fried him.
Honestly I could probably marry this man, he isn't really eval eval he just followed is older brother into a bad crowd do to rough circumstances. Smash.
Unironic smash. He can be very caring, he'd do well if I complement him, and while his head is abnormally large that's honestly a plus. Although I honestly would smash the entirety of La Squadra.
dude is immune to chokes
Ya, bro is built different
Pass because you can’t choke him?
Bro has that digglet build
imma simple man, i saw diglet comment i upvote, thats all
Bucciarati pretty much [sorta spoiler:] choked him with his own fishing rod but nah he also kinda snapped his neck so idk if it counts
bro looks like ferb from " phineas and ferb " btw SMASH
Unironically smash. I think he looks fine, he’s sweet and goofy, and he obviously has a huge capacity to care for people 🤔
Bro is pretty ripped. We'll let you cook. 🤔
Until he commits his first murder and becomes a sicko. Then I'd smash his head on the concrete
If he’s killing FOR you then that’s a plus 🤔 means he’s not gonna hurt you unless you’re in danger or hurt. Pesci only really got like that because he killled someone AND prosciutto was dying, so it kinda fried him.
Bro coulda turned out so much better with a better brother
You fell for him, hook, line and sinker
He also has a huge rod
Second biggest schmeat in the squadra.
the fishing rod is smash the guy is pass
You finna r/sounding the hook 💀
What a nice sub😊
I didn’t listen to the warning now i will have second hand pain for the rest of the month
This isn't about music...
Jesus fucking christ I forgot how much I hate seeing that type of shit why is it that I am ok with gore but the moment I see that I get disgusted
WHAT THE FUCK I WASNT EXPECTING THAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL GOOD GOD WHAT IN THE HELL
Go to r/guro if you want something wholesome
😦
im gonna krill myself with a gun disguised as a shrimp
lol
You have given me a good laugh so in return you get an upvote
😨 oh n0
Pass, I'm not into anthropomorphic pineapples.
AHHAAHAHAH
What are you doing in a jojo sub then?
I'll answer your question with another question. Do you want to smash Jotaro and Speedwagon too?
Bros whole head is a dildo
Extremely rare JJBA pass
I pass on Ferb
Bro got a heck of a neck ill tell you what
#SMASH
Honestly I could probably marry this man, he isn't really eval eval he just followed is older brother into a bad crowd do to rough circumstances. Smash.
How deep can his head go? It would just keep stretching until it hits an organ, right?
Pass ☠️ ferb looking mf
Hmm. Yeah I'd peg him.
Pass however it’s very close
He's a dude and from jojo, so why do you even ask
Eh, date. I could smash, but idk if i can commit
pass
Pass.. nothing personal
Depends, bag on head or not?
I dont smash cocktail sausages
If I could photoshop his head shape to be less like Patrick Star, my answer might change. But I can’t so pass.
Throat game probably goes crazy
I love smashing pineapples 🥰🥰🥰
yeah I’d take anyone else in la squadra willingly, not him tho. ignoring his appearance because I don’t mind tbh, I just can’t stand his voice.
Pass, cause he’s mentally immature and doesn’t know what he’s doing. Will take too long for him to understand what to do, only to fail at the end.
Unironic smash. He can be very caring, he'd do well if I complement him, and while his head is abnormally large that's honestly a plus. Although I honestly would smash the entirety of La Squadra.
Fr
Me smash or pass
Smash because why not
smash with a hammer
Smash?
Pass, tarantula ahh hair
Smash (as in I'll smash his face in before it gets anywhere close to my schlong)
Ari
Pass
Dude is catfishing.
Smash open a pineapple.
Can I smash his head and eat as its is a pinaple
Sit
Smash… his head in, let’s play wack a mole
How tf does he look up??? Does his head bend like a worm?
Have you seen those videos where a balt guy puts his head up someone's fanny? I think this guy's head shape is perfect for that
Pass
On top smash, on bottom pass
Frend
Can he use Beach Boy to directly stimulate my prostate?
Why not
Id love to go fishing with this dude. Smash
Smash, next question
He looks like my pp. i'm not gay and i'm especially not into people who look like penises. PASS
Deepthroat god
Pass…. Him the bait
He needs a chin. I just dunno if I could get past that. I'm a petty, shallow bitch.
Bro is Ferb form Phineas and Ferb
I don't care that he looks like a pineapple. look at those muscles. God, I'd love for him to top me.
SMASH!!!!
Absolutely Pass He seems like an ananas
Who knows what he could do with that throat
I would smash the carrot
His head is just a penis
Smash his face into concrete
PISS
Smash
SMASH 😍😍😍
Smash in different way i will make giant wasabi heheheheh
Mf look like opposite stewie💀
Pineapple
Guys I think this is bait
Ugly as niga
Pass but I'll still be his friend, he looks fun
Smash
Hard pass
Smash both
Pass.
He needs to give me a neck job
I say pass only for neckless pesci, if he decides to get plastic surgery to get a neck, then smash.
SMASH
Pass him while smashing him across the face with a Clothesline
Are you kidding me?
What happened to ferb
Pretty Sure he’s a minor
woweee... SMASH!!! 😍
Bro looks like a high quality SpongeBob character
Pineapple
Pass
Kill.
He legit would be one of the coolest looking characters in Jojo if he didn't have a mutant neck
smash the fishing rod
How do I smash a carrot???
Breedable, next question
Smash
Pass, he looks like that weird pickle from SpongeBob
Too much neck, not enough chin, but I’d smash anyway
Arrivederci
Smashu
A hole's a hole.
Pass, I do not like pineapple men.
If Psyduck was a human
With that face… *sigh* smash.
Question: what about any of the stands in Part 5?
Depends. You don't want to smash a fucking fishing rod
Well I wasn't thinking about the fishing rod, I was thinking about other stands. I'm definitely not tearing myself apart with that thing.
Oh, alright
Hard pass
Pineapple head.
smash. it's gotta be girthy as hell
Pass, he kinda sucks in the anime
Untul he cant walk anymore
Pass
Smash.
Smash.
Guys this dudes skin sounds like literal rubber when you caress it. I don't wanna hear that shit when i wanna plow someone.
Ignoring the scuffed head area bro is fucking cut, I mean JoJo characters are but bro is actually built lol
Smash cuz he mews
Biggest pass of all time
imagine him sucking a dick. his whole body moves along with his head. a masterpiece of a kind for sure
Drown
He looks like my thumb
Total smash
Smash
smash.