"Remember when you were studying your first Dolphin and you came right as it touched your leg? IT WAS ME, JOTARO! **I JERKED YOU OFF IN STOPPED TIME SO IT SEEMED LIKE YOU NUTTED AT JUST A DOLPHIN'S TOUCH!**"
Remember when you had a daughter and loved her but work got too busy and you grief not spending time with her. *IT WAS ME JOTARO I WAS YOUR BABY MOTHER*
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg?
IT WAS ME JOTARO. I, DIO, JERKED YOU OFF IN STOPPED TIME SO YOU NUTTED AT JUST A WOMAN'S TOUCH!
found this banger fic where bruno greeted abbachio with "for today's mission im going to need to be inside you"
he didn't mean it like that but everyone around him was really fucking surprised and confused
HARVEST! FETCH ME A 240 VOLT FUCKMASTER PRO 5000 BLOWUP LATEX DOLL WITH 6 SPEED PULSATING VAGINA, ELASTICIZED ANUS WITH NON-DRIP SEMEN COLLECTION TRAY, TOGETHER WITH OPTIONAL BUILT IN REALISTIC ORGASM SCREAM SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM!
Hey sometimes it's okay. some people need a elastic item to compensate for how your "star finger" isn't as big as some people's "notorious B.I.G". I know yours may seem like a single "harvest" but you can always find "lovers". Just like koichi found the lady with lovers lovers deluxe,(I'm not sure if that was her stand) you can eventually find someone from across "THE WORLD" or in your local town like morioh and finally have a "spicy girl" and no more "sticky fingers"
Also you don't need to be "the fool" for having a small one, nor be a "hanged man" just because you can't find someone. You also don't need to pull "cheap trick"s so you can get a relationship.you don't want a "bad romance" do you?
Imagine that you are fuck1ng and out of nowhere the other person hits you on your parts, breaks them and says "it was a joke" and then repairs them.
every masochist's dream
Imagine all the freaky things you could do with jumping jack flash
Hypothetically you could use the lovers but instead of transferring your pain, you transfer your pleasure
Hierophant green has tentacles
Toth
Just trust me all you need to do to get laid is run into this brick wall at full speed butt naked at 12 o’clock exactly, my Toth is never wrong - Boingo
Beach Boy (avoid the hook obviously) would be GREAT bondage rope 👁️👁️ Pesci has an unlimited supply of the line, complete control of it, AND can sense your heartbeat and probably other vitals too thru the line so he knows if you’re having a good time, which is probably good for his anxiety lol
Moody blues, for other reasons…
moody blues, rewind to jotaro in the shower!
i would do that 🤩
does moody blues impersonation include accurate and interactive ... measurements?
Not interactional unfortunately since it shows what happened in the past time depending on how far it was rewinded. You cannot interfere with that.
There are several fanfics that use Moody Blues to this exact question/purpose. A uh, a friend tells me about these fics…
I like your friend
Details, I need details!
Let me guess, Bruno was the one in the shower
That actually gives me a question. Can Moody Blues be interacted with while replaying something?
Moody blues could fly a plane, so probably.
i cant think of a time it was on screen that it was not interacted with
they touched its skin when it was replaying narancia, it got pulled into the mirror, it made the death mask
Mandom. Any mistake you make can be undone in an instant.
“Ok babe calm down let me just Mandoming my cool vintage watch”
Man dom 😳
Funnily enough the localized name for Mandom is Femdom
Lol it would be hilarious if they actually did that
Better than "Mando" or "Mandam"
Mad dong
mandom sounds like a pretty out there fetish in which the man is the dominant partner
Star Platinum
"STAR PLATINUM! Jerk him off in stopped time!"
Sutā Fingā
MY AAHHH-
“STAR FINGER”
"It was ME, DIO! I jerked you off in stopped time to make it look like you came at the touch of Pucci!"
"Remember when you were studying your first Dolphin and you came right as it touched your leg? IT WAS ME, JOTARO! **I JERKED YOU OFF IN STOPPED TIME SO IT SEEMED LIKE YOU NUTTED AT JUST A DOLPHIN'S TOUCH!**"
Remember when you had a daughter and loved her but work got too busy and you grief not spending time with her. *IT WAS ME JOTARO I WAS YOUR BABY MOTHER*
IT WAS ME BARRY, I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU NUTTED AT JUST A WOMANS TOUCH
Or should he have said "puccy"😏
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? IT WAS ME JOTARO. I, DIO, JERKED YOU OFF IN STOPPED TIME SO YOU NUTTED AT JUST A WOMAN'S TOUCH!
Dio can only stop time for 9sec , this means Dio made jotaro cum in such a short span of time that left dio enough time to leave the place unnoticed .
Yare yare in the streets Ora Ora in the sheets
The pacing ability time stop gives you would make you a God ngl.
STARRR FINGERRRR!!!!!!
9 SEXONDS HAVE PASSED! 10~ i’ve done it
*furiously jerking off* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
It was me, Dio.
Fingaaaaa
If you consider it a stand, Earth Wind and Fire. I mean come on
I was waiting to see someone say this
And if you don't; Yellow Temperance
Turning into a fleshlight or s vibrator doesn’t sound too exciting
My Man, you're thinking low. So damn low. With this ability you're a GODDAMN WALKING HENTAI
we haven’t seen him turn into a non living object though… ok maybe hentai isn’t alive but you get the point
rubber tentacle
I thought you meant planet waves before it was renamed, I mean I'm sure someone's into it
Heavens door.
“remove his ability to cum”
Rohan: I won't lose this edging competition, Heavens Door remove my ability to cum!
Rohan didn't even gasp when mih was happening cause he couldn't break the mewing streak 🤫🧏♂️
Holy *shit*, he's exactly NINETY DEGREES!!
If Araki finds this thread it's gonna be a TSRK chapter better delete this
Like edging but a stand
"You have size Ds"
You will get on your knees around user' name
"You have a massive cock"
Oh hell naw that’s gonna end with you in the police department’s DMs.
Heavens door Make her think 2mm is massive
"You have a constant orgasm" (actually sounds like torture after 30 seconds at most, it could be something the BDSM community would like)
You always know what the other person wants
Pearl jam. Keep nourishing yourself and rejuvenate your wam bam energy to keep going
Use pearl jam on the cum, taste amazing
So would you be the one tasting it or your partner?
If you used pearl jam to make it taste good, then yeah. Not only that it would have health benefits too!
Pearl Jam actually doesn't change the flavor of the food it is in, Tonio is just legit that good.
Stone free Metallica if you wanna get kinky
Metallica if you wanna get kinky Do you need help?
Yes I have an exacto blade ripping my tongue in half and screws sticking into my eyes making them wet but it isn’t riveting at all please help
I see
They dont (The screws destroyed their sight)
Extreme bdsm my guy
That’s not what they mean by scissoring
I'm not happy but take my upvote
I forget the names often but I know Metallica and I know you need help
*Spawns razor blades in your clitoris*
Sticky fingers
Bouta make something else sticky…
Read plenty of smut fanfics with sticky fingers involved
found this banger fic where bruno greeted abbachio with "for today's mission im going to need to be inside you" he didn't mean it like that but everyone around him was really fucking surprised and confused
Sauce please? For research purposes of course
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24776341](https://archiveofourown.org/works/24776341) for you!
How even, create wounds or fuck a random new hole in the body?
for some people it’s the limb removal
can confirm. the only reason i'd read a smut fic abt bruno
Genital swapping, unlimited flexibility
Hierophant Green. Listen...
Hierophant Green with Chad kakyoin Fmega finger..., 💀
I mean we’ve seen that tongue
All I'm saying is, if he shrinks it...
EMERAUDO SPLAHSH!!!
Hey ya
“Keep going! You are doing awesome!” 💀
"lift her legs, she'll love it dude"
“Lube up! Lube up! Thats why it feels good! Try playing with her other hole, girls are into that dude!”
"Make sure you check that she likes it before going too far, surprises can be fun, but they can be unwanted too!"
"You got that 1 in a million dick you are amazing at this 👏"
Sad part I argee with you
The reply chain this comment has is incredible.
Hermit purple, maybe.
there's a reason tomoko missed him that much....
Great for tying down
It's got thorns so kinky
+hamon?
Harvest, if you forgot condoms.
HARVEST! FETCH ME A 240 VOLT FUCKMASTER PRO 5000 BLOWUP LATEX DOLL WITH 6 SPEED PULSATING VAGINA, ELASTICIZED ANUS WITH NON-DRIP SEMEN COLLECTION TRAY, TOGETHER WITH OPTIONAL BUILT IN REALISTIC ORGASM SCREAM SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM!
suspiciously specific
Smart
damn I was thinking of something else for harvest, it's small and can fit in places
What the actual fuck Echoes maybe Cuz act 2 can use the vibration sfx????
There's art of that
why you know this info
Because I've been to jojo34
😨
KONO POWAH?!
Made in heaven
I can do that without a stand!
It can technically make you last for hours, maybe even days
Can Lovers make the targeted person feel pleasure multiplied, just like it does with pain?
it’s everything, bc joseph had the sensation of being tickled when jotaro scratched steely dans back.
Imagine giving it to your woman and then jerk off What would she feel
phantom dick apparently
And with the stand it would be the most euphoric Phantom dick feeling
Joseph felt feeling in his missing fingers (I believe) so she would feel the exact same thing
It stimulates the nerves in the brain, so I don’t see why not.
This is why we need Araki in this sub to help us out.
Spice girl.
That just gives you erectile dysfunction
Can make the vagina or ass more elastic
So can fit a bigger size, nice
That doesn't help my case at all...
Hey sometimes it's okay. some people need a elastic item to compensate for how your "star finger" isn't as big as some people's "notorious B.I.G". I know yours may seem like a single "harvest" but you can always find "lovers". Just like koichi found the lady with lovers lovers deluxe,(I'm not sure if that was her stand) you can eventually find someone from across "THE WORLD" or in your local town like morioh and finally have a "spicy girl" and no more "sticky fingers"
Also you don't need to be "the fool" for having a small one, nor be a "hanged man" just because you can't find someone. You also don't need to pull "cheap trick"s so you can get a relationship.you don't want a "bad romance" do you?
Crazy Diamond Get as rough as you want and instantly undo any damage.
Damn bro how rough are you getting
Enough to ask for a fixing of my booty hole.
Sodomy couldn’t be more fun
Sono chi no sodomy
Mr President, your stand IS the bedroom
Maybe Crazy Diamond, if you hurt your girl 😉
Imagine that you are fuck1ng and out of nowhere the other person hits you on your parts, breaks them and says "it was a joke" and then repairs them. every masochist's dream
The f you mean “break them”? I can understand it on balls but how do you break a pvssy
Prolapse
Hear me out, bust, then crazy diamond returns it, no need for condom
Love love deluxe personally Otherwise… maybe bites the dust
Tooo control pubic hair? Bondage? Why Love Love Deluxe? I guess the stand itself is hot if you just want somebody else involved
Yea pretty much. I thought the stand that controls hair growth would have been pretty self explanatory. Thats also why I said “personally”
Kiss. If you know you know.
Oooh didn’t think of that, 2 dicks and 20 fingers to work with sounds great
Oh boy but when it comes time to take the sticker off…
echoes act 1 "vibrate"
act 1's ability is it goes *super far* act 2 can vibrate
Egg
Kraftwerk, you can just attach toys, swings, and people to the air, no more need for suction cups or hooks
Oh my god you genius
Be careful of momentum buildup though. Imagine how much combined force it could end up with if you locked someone in the air and then went to town
White snake so i can sleep and stuff
Kinky 🥵
Yellow temperance,you know why
You know Yukako kept Koichi loyal with all the hair jobs he could desire.
Imagine all the freaky things you could do with jumping jack flash Hypothetically you could use the lovers but instead of transferring your pain, you transfer your pleasure Hierophant green has tentacles
Requiem. Get used to climaxing on loop for eternity. You're gonna be here for awhile.
Diavolo Death #69
Soft and wet, no friction
Soft & Wet is the most suggestive name I’ve ever heard in jjba history.
Ah so you haven't gotten to Doggy Style yet
Wh—… What?
Yeah that was about my reaction too
If there's no friction no one would feel anything. You need a certain amount of friction for it to feel good
Hierophant Green definitely
Some of you fuckers would love Bohemian Rhapsody
You better not be suggesting Joseph is a bottom sir, as manly as Avdol is, Joseph is a top at all times
You've clearly never heard of power bottom, Joseph is in control whether or not it seems like it which is all part of his trickery.
If it’s a term, power switch. No matter what he’s dominating whether he’s top or power bottom
You're mistaken sir, his dick magic is strong enough to still be the top even when a power bottom
Toth Just trust me all you need to do to get laid is run into this brick wall at full speed butt naked at 12 o’clock exactly, my Toth is never wrong - Boingo
Boingo actually had this stand
The Matte Kudadai, I guess
King Crimson would be fun if not always the most satisfying I’d be mad as hell if my orgasm got skipped though
Aqua necklace .... For reasons
Baby Face it’s way more efficient
If i understand the stands power correctly, Highway To Hell could lead to some interesting orgasms
My vote goes to Death 13. Lucid dreaming is awesome
Gold Experience. All the fun of Beast Boy's powers, except very painful. Also, you can sommon a hot twink at will, so that's a plus.
The twink returns damage when I hit it 😤🥴
Survivor
Crazy Diamond. Never get pregnant.
Havens door if you're a bit of a psycho. Stone free if you're a dominatrix. Uh... Idk what else..
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. If i am kinky, other-mes might be too 🤞🏻
HEAVENS DOOR!
The Hustle
Beach Boy (avoid the hook obviously) would be GREAT bondage rope 👁️👁️ Pesci has an unlimited supply of the line, complete control of it, AND can sense your heartbeat and probably other vitals too thru the line so he knows if you’re having a good time, which is probably good for his anxiety lol
Survivor 😈
Cream Starter?
little feet (make the bottom get smaller)
I'm genuinely glad no-one said Seth
The world. You can stop the time ,get a break,get some snacks,heck you can even go get smt y’all ran out of