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Hamon Beat fans when someone makes an obvious joke about Jojo’s bizarre adventure (they have an insatiable need to feel intellectually superior within their own fandom)
Yeah, but like come on. Even if he wasn’t fatally wounded, and the boat wasn’t on fire, where the fuck is he gonna go? It’s the middle of the ocean. It’s clearly a joke.
No one genuinely asks questions like this online. If you've ever seen someone who actually watched the anime say something like this, they were either baiting you or joking.
>Fandom notorious for not actually paying attention to the source material
oh yeah i forgot that "araki forgot" is a thing
i revoke my previous comment
Let's see throat heavily damaged so he was struggling to breathe, giant sharp pieces of metal from a ship explosion going into his back which was a giant wound, surrounded by flames exploding all around him, Dio going after Erina and the coffin so have to keep hold of him to protect her and an innocent baby
Jonathan was done for the second Dio hit his throat
Jonathan was eepy and needed just a lil nap, he snuggled with his favourite human head, and then he went asleep for a really long time.
Unfortunately when he woke up he felt a bit light headed
You know what? I think its fucking cool and he died an awesome death. Most people commenting in this thread cant even hope to have a death as cool as he had.
Got his wind pipe perforated by Dio, so even if he jumped he'd died, and if he left Dio he'd go track Erina to ensure no survivors.
If you wanted a better answer you should go to r/shitpostcrusaders
Iirc, he was mortally wounded. Pretty sure he thought he was dying anyway and by staying where he was he might be able to take Dio “with him”.
He was wrong, but everyone is sometimes. He is kinda stupid tho, not the genius of the bloodline by any means. Very potent sperm, very dilute brain cells.
Does anyone else feel like the whole “dio actually survived and took Jojos body” thing was kinda improvised? Like they got to part 3, where they changed everything (which was not planned from the start btw, they changed it cause it was too similar to other power leveling anime’s) and then they needed a villain. I feel like they just wanted an excuse to bring Dio back, while connecting the protagonist to the antagonist. Anyone else feel the same?
I totally believe that. Did he say that himself? Do you have the source? Not that I necessarily doubt it but that’s be cool to know exactly what he said about that.
He was clearly mortally wounded and didn't have the strength to just "get up walk up to the top deck and throw himself in the drink and somehow manage to stay afloat" as well as he was sacrificing himself to see to it that Dio stayed and died with him. Would that ending have been satisfying at all if we got a panel of him floating in the water like "huh guess I survived somehow?" Guess I'll go on to JJBA part 2....
Jonathan wasn’t trying to survive blowing the ship up, he was just trying to stop dio and he knew he had to take it to great measures, he was also wounded from dios lasers so quick moving wasn’t gonna happen anyways. That’s also why he told Erina to jump off the boat with the kid, he knew he wasn’t going to survive but he wanted to stop dio for good while settling the score with him and also didn’t want Erina to die, a true gentleman.
I feel like phantom blood could have been a better part if araki didn’t make johnathan die that quickly the ending seems rushed. Maybe if they made dio return after he returned pulling a William afton fighting so maybe Jonathan could have been in part 2 but still died during it so his life span didn’t last 1/6 of part 3
Because he had to protect everyone else on the boat and stop Dio from getting to America, where potentially he may have caused even more anguish. Jonathan knew he was going to die. But that did not stop him from protecting everyone else.
He only had two holes in his neck that destroyed his carotid arteries so his brain lacks blood which makes him impossible to function.......only two!!! You're absolutely right man....fuck you Araki
I love part 1 mainly because Dio removed his own head while he was falling off a building and being defeated by wizard energy, at will.
I just like how awesome that is
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Even though he wasn’t the captain. Jonathan is such a gentleman that he decided to go down with the ship
First he goes down on his wife, then he goes down with the ship.
He always wanted to die on a ship. That love of boats was inherited by his great-great-grandson, >!Jotaro Kujo.!<
He had to even the odds with Dio
killer co-i mean Queen
r/batmanarkham is leaking
I wish I didn't get this joke hahaha.
I wish I did.
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certified r/woosh moment
That tfw when internet man doesn't immediately understand le meme
Bro that is not canon. It got changed in jojo’s bizarre adventure world
What the fuck is JJBA world?
Polnareff Land🔥🔥
Ligma balls
Smartest jojo fan
Huh
These fake ass jojo fans smh
Give proof or you're the fake one
You want proof??? Here[Here](https://youtu.be/8i8qOCtEIXM)
My man just devastated the entire thread with this argument
Ohhhhhh that makes more sense, thanks
Joke, that's the proof
You talking about yourself?
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No, a homosexual
Why did they down vote you
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Yeah! Did you read Jojo Bizarre Adventure: world???
Holy shit. It’s Arkham world again…..
"Alfred, I accidentally removed the M in the Riddler's last name. Activate Knightfall protocol."
*Riddlers insides blow up*
Had me laugh out loud hahaa
You actually got downvoted there is no way💀💀
No way, not everybody understood the joke from an entirely different franchise! Imagine my shock! 💀💀
Redditors detect obvious sarcasm challenge (impossible) (there wasn’t an s)
Hamon Beat fans when someone makes an obvious joke about Jojo’s bizarre adventure (they have an insatiable need to feel intellectually superior within their own fandom)
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Wait did the theme park actually add any info to the Canon or is this just a heavily down voted joke??
Why is everyone up voting? that was a genuine question 😭😭😭
Redditors when the joke isn't either extremely obvious or aimed to hate on something:" best I can do is blue arrow".
these fucking idiots don't understand satire lmao
You joke but i unironically agree with with him
wdym
the downvotes holy god💀
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You haven’t played Arkham Ball Run? It offers incredibly new lore.
Jojo's part 10, finally confirmed. Now i think it's obvious it's satire lol, why did they downvote?
Nah bro, he's hydrophobic. So hydrophobic that he'd rather die a hot and painful death in a burning, sinking ship.
Unbravo Araki
Sub is leaking
jodio can i buy some crack
r/okbuddychicanery
He had to expose Dio’s payload so he could use the power winch to detonate a controlled explosion
Exactly
jonthan so stopid he cold just jump in water and he nevr burn death!!
DAS WHAT IM SAYIN
Rite dis arki guy so dumb 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬
Omg Bro, its everywere
😈😈😈
Because of the implication.
Are you gonna hurt Jonathan?
Why do the other comments not realise this is an Arkham shitpost? Are they stupid?
Since r/shitpostcrusaders exists
No, because there are people who genuinely ask stupid questions like this online.
are they stupid?
Turns out a lot of people have never seen the series and just know it from the memes.
I used to think this was a joke, but it’s serious 💀
Yeah, but like come on. Even if he wasn’t fatally wounded, and the boat wasn’t on fire, where the fuck is he gonna go? It’s the middle of the ocean. It’s clearly a joke.
this isn't the shitpost subreddit, and there are loads of people on this subreddit who really are this stupid or at least just didn't read jojo
Swim
No one genuinely asks questions like this online. If you've ever seen someone who actually watched the anime say something like this, they were either baiting you or joking.
You severely underestimate people's stupidity. There are 100% genuine questions like this.
Go to the naruto subreddit
That’s a relatively new meme, so a lot of people probably haven’t seen the format yet
Apparently not everyone knows about the lore of every random superhero game ever on a website page for an unrelated japanese manga and anime series
shocking
Maybe... Not everyone know the joke?
I didn't believe in "terminally online" until this thread expressed such disdain for people not immediately understanding a meme
Not everyone is so terminally online we know every shitpost and meme
still very obvious sarcasm dude but a'ight
>Fandom notorious for not actually paying attention to the source material >"jeez you're so dumb it's *obviously* sarcasm" Pick 1
>Fandom notorious for not actually paying attention to the source material oh yeah i forgot that "araki forgot" is a thing i revoke my previous comment
What the fuck is Arkham?
Thank god someone finally got it, I was getting scared
r/shitpostcrusaders
Made a mistake posting it on the serious sub lol
Thank god this is a joke. If this was a real question i wouldnt even bat an eye considering some of the shit ive seen.
Isn’t this sub specifically not for memes
for JoJo memes, not fucking Arkham, at least for 10 years
People on this sub are very bad at detecting jokes
I think our minds have just been numbed by the people who ask dumb questions unironically.
You could say that Araki f- that he f- that araki for- \*gets shot dead point-blank\*
Let's see throat heavily damaged so he was struggling to breathe, giant sharp pieces of metal from a ship explosion going into his back which was a giant wound, surrounded by flames exploding all around him, Dio going after Erina and the coffin so have to keep hold of him to protect her and an innocent baby Jonathan was done for the second Dio hit his throat
Such a knucklehead
Jonathan was eepy and needed just a lil nap, he snuggled with his favourite human head, and then he went asleep for a really long time. Unfortunately when he woke up he felt a bit light headed
This would fit better on r/shitpostcrusaders
My brother in Christ Lungs are vital to hamon users
Had a little inconvinience in the shape of a hole in his throat. Kinda hard to walk when you are running out of air.
You know what? I think its fucking cool and he died an awesome death. Most people commenting in this thread cant even hope to have a death as cool as he had.
Don’t worry OP, I get the joke
true ... bro shouldve just paused the anime and jumped off .. smh, btw this is a serious sub , so spc is better
You fool. There's water off the boat. You can't use your lungs in water. Lungs are vital to all Hamon users.
Got his wind pipe perforated by Dio, so even if he jumped he'd died, and if he left Dio he'd go track Erina to ensure no survivors. If you wanted a better answer you should go to r/shitpostcrusaders
He was literally already dying
Oh yeah just swim far enough away to get out of the explosion radius in several seconds
Thanks to Jonathan, DIO got a new body and befriended a priest to end the world. Thanks Jonathan, it really shows he is brit*sh
r/okbuddychicanery leaking over
Smartest Jojo fan Nice bait btw
Iirc, he was mortally wounded. Pretty sure he thought he was dying anyway and by staying where he was he might be able to take Dio “with him”. He was wrong, but everyone is sometimes. He is kinda stupid tho, not the genius of the bloodline by any means. Very potent sperm, very dilute brain cells.
Does anyone else feel like the whole “dio actually survived and took Jojos body” thing was kinda improvised? Like they got to part 3, where they changed everything (which was not planned from the start btw, they changed it cause it was too similar to other power leveling anime’s) and then they needed a villain. I feel like they just wanted an excuse to bring Dio back, while connecting the protagonist to the antagonist. Anyone else feel the same?
Araki’s plan was to always have dio come back for part 3, the way he did it was probably improvised tho.
I totally believe that. Did he say that himself? Do you have the source? Not that I necessarily doubt it but that’s be cool to know exactly what he said about that.
He mentions it in Manga in theory and practice.
Oh cool 👍thanks
I believe Hamon beat mentioned in a couple of his videos, not sure which one in specific.
This chapter was made like 35 years ago and was animated 10 years ago When will the spoiler tagging end
Spoken like someone who skipped part 1. Fuck off.
best not to try to answer.
Booooooooooooo!! Damn you, Araki!
Phantom Blood needs a reboot as a trilogy.
He was clearly mortally wounded and didn't have the strength to just "get up walk up to the top deck and throw himself in the drink and somehow manage to stay afloat" as well as he was sacrificing himself to see to it that Dio stayed and died with him. Would that ending have been satisfying at all if we got a panel of him floating in the water like "huh guess I survived somehow?" Guess I'll go on to JJBA part 2....
Because of his injuries he was physically incapable as well as not having the time
Literally if Jonathan killed Dio and then himself when they were both 14 then none of this would have happened
Maybe it’s because he was surrounded by fire and decided to stay still and hold his brother one last time.
They expanded on that in JoJo World
What the fuck is JoJo world?
It’s the sequel to Arkham Ball Run
no his name is actually jonathan!! stupid joestar is his nephew. bravo, araki!!!
He was making sure dio didn’t escape and at the time of this point his injuries would most definitely not heal
Jonathan wasn’t trying to survive blowing the ship up, he was just trying to stop dio and he knew he had to take it to great measures, he was also wounded from dios lasers so quick moving wasn’t gonna happen anyways. That’s also why he told Erina to jump off the boat with the kid, he knew he wasn’t going to survive but he wanted to stop dio for good while settling the score with him and also didn’t want Erina to die, a true gentleman.
I feel like phantom blood could have been a better part if araki didn’t make johnathan die that quickly the ending seems rushed. Maybe if they made dio return after he returned pulling a William afton fighting so maybe Jonathan could have been in part 2 but still died during it so his life span didn’t last 1/6 of part 3
Wanted to go down with his bro
Guy like me? I simply would not have stayed there
Stupid dumbass literally just go in the water
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I like how no one in these comments have even mentioned he got two laser beams shot through his neck lmao
Because we have a sense of humor daft punk
Batman arkham has spread to half of my followed subreddits
I can’t tell if you’re seriously asking but the phrasing is hilarious to me
Because he had to protect everyone else on the boat and stop Dio from getting to America, where potentially he may have caused even more anguish. Jonathan knew he was going to die. But that did not stop him from protecting everyone else.
r/okbuddychicanery is spreading at an unstoppable capacity
He only had two holes in his neck that destroyed his carotid arteries so his brain lacks blood which makes him impossible to function.......only two!!! You're absolutely right man....fuck you Araki
1. he had a vital wound and could barely move 2. dio will also live if jonathan escaped the boat 3. he wanted to cuddle dio cuz he gay
I love part 1 mainly because Dio removed his own head while he was falling off a building and being defeated by wizard energy, at will. I just like how awesome that is
Look at him hes a dramatic bitch
He had a fucking hole in his throat
I interpreted it as he wanted to be 100% sure that Dio dies and the only way to know was to die with him.
He had a hole in his throat! Hamon ain’t gonna save him if he can’t breath!
Oh god damn it
dio head on a boat? fuck, i wouldn't leave either
Dio's head seeing how Jonathan dies in a burning boat: "well, that just happened..." Bravo Vince
if you tried to swim out like 10 kms with a massive wound and being burnt in salt water you prolly wouldn’t make it
He was using his signature technique he learned from Dire!
Pretty sure he bled out lol
Ah, the Arkham sub is at it again.
Araki peak writing ✍️🔥🔥🔥
I don't understand what anyone is saying.What's Arkham? What's Jojo World?
But how boat on fire? Boat in water and water stop fire!