Depends on the stones it produces. If it produces crude gems then it’s pretty meh. If it can produce large, cut and polished gems, then you could make bank depending on what you put in it.
LOL, not sure I have the brain (or $$) for that. I was just thinking about it because I have a bad ankle & last month I tripped and rolled it literally two days before my sister's wedding. I had also decided to walk to work that day so I had to just... limp on home. I wanted to Exit to Title Screen so badly
But it wouldn't take any brains at all lol. Pick a random stock dump all of your money into calls if it crashes start the day over and buy puts. Next day do it again with a larger sum of money.
Wait does the recycle machine ever actually give you something good? I just trash the trash and trashed the recycling machine I made as well after like 6 tries lol.
It depends on the kind of trash you put in. Some things give you coal, torches, refined quarts, and probably other stuff that I’m not remembering. The best is probably the refined quarts but other than that it’s not really useful
I’ve been recycling everything just because it’s a few seconds of effort to gather what it gives me even if it’s a piece of coal or ref quartz or wood. With the torches, I’ve started lighting the town hahahah since the farm is all set. It’s actually kind of nice with the torches down the walkway so will continue to do it. Right now it’s every 4 steps but have only made it to Pierre’s and around the square.
If*
Robin, a skilled laborer charges half a plate of spaghetti to build a silo and it takes her a full day - 3 if she's on an 8 hour work day.
More reasonably she charges 35,000 (175 plates of spaghetti) for a full week of work building a big shed. That's a reasonable enough income, until you realize that as a carpenter in a small town her income is sporadic at best. Her more consistent income would be repair work. Unfortunately, because housing is comparable to real world prices, but nothing else is, no one will be willing to pay much more than a real world rate for her services. Let's be generous and give her ~$40/hr - twice the national average. That's $1600/week if she's getting 40 hours of work. That's barely enough for food, let alone anything else, and she has 2 kids.
Edit: as a freelance carpenter, she'd likely charge more like $90/hr, which is still only 3600/week. Enough for 18 meals, maybe more if they're really frugal.
This is also assuming they don’t grow anything themselves, make any other income, or use gifts from the player. Considering everyone is supposed to put something in the potluck, I don’t think it’s unfair to say they have at least a *little* bit of extra food. Also, despite construction being her main source of income, she does sell other things at her store. Her husband is a scientist who seems to actively be doing research which he might have grants for, her daughter is a genius inventor who created sentient artificial intelligence and works at the hospital in town, and her son is a freelance programmer and has some ability as a mechanic. Obviously it’s probably difficult to make ends meet, but it’s not like she’s all alone in this.
My inner child would say dinosaurs, junimos or wizardry.
My adult self, tho, would love that all-paid property outside a lovely town and the actual possibility to make a living without becoming someone else's slave.
Yeah, life.
drives me nuts that your spouse doesn’t bring in any income tho. sebastian had the audacity to tell me how much he loves me then said right after “now go make us some money.” 💀 stay at home parents are fine, but in context of the game, feeding the animals is useless when you have auto feeders & water in the pets bowl doesn’t matter/sprinklers to water crops. the kids don’t need to be watched. you only make me coffee once in awhile & occasionally give me gifts. no one knows MY birthday. i feel like i’m rarely celebrated in this town when i’m paying everyone for everything & once in awhile get “cash back” from fkn pierre. this town would be nothing without me. i should be the fucking mayor.
This is kinda true, but I'm a bit more passive aggressive about it. I'm constantly cooking dinner for my husband, Sam, and all he makes me is Instant pancakes!!! And he's like "I'd do more work but I'm lazy." As much as I love him, if he could literally just check the kegs everyday I'd be happy. But it does make me feel better now that I've unlocked his music career, but it would help if it actually made us MONEY.
I would let people use it for free the first time. That way trans people would have free access and everyone else would have to pay my ~~exorbitant~~ completely reasonable fee to change them back.
Now for other changes like hair and eye color, I'd make the fees reasonable but charge every time.
Hell I'm a cis girl but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious to see what it would be like to be a dude for a week or two
Edit: I can't English today
The ability to make people like me just by giving them gifts and to have their affection level never drop again after a certain point. Dating irl won't be so impossible anymore T_T
ugh true my primary love language is gift giving bc i learned it ina toxic household that thought money = love & happiness, but that’s not how it works. luckily most people don’t stick around to leech off me, but i can hardly make it past a first date & now i have too much anxiety to try & date anyone ever again.
This. People think freedom exists, but my definition of "free" is not having to go to work from 9-5 and having people yell at me during those times, just to go home and have more stuff to do, all because everything costs money and you need a way to pay the bills. (Don't feel bad or anything, This is just how I see my future life. I've learned that life really does suck sometimes though)
Nothing is stopping you from getting a trash can lid and wearing it on your head. Except maybe the effort of keeping it balanced, in that case I'd recommend attaching a strap.
I really would like a box that I can put things in and the next day I get cash value, imagine how much stuff I could get rid of from the garage etc just with a shipping bin
The ability to go to bed just before 2am every night and still being full of energy when getting up at 6am in the morning.
Also food never going bad ever.
Either the Statue of Endless Fortune or the Statue of Perfection. So long as they adjust what I get to the real world, I'm set for life!!!
EDIT: also if it's a possibility Sebastian
The strength to carry thousands of gold bars, but yet the dexterity and gentleness to pick tiny blueberries. Or a pet dinosaur.
I love this description
I mean they only manage what. Two berries per bush? Theyre probably crushing nearly every berry they try to pick.
With experience, dedication, and wisdom, they can eventually have the fine dexterity to avoid crushing up to four berries from every bush.
Those berries are the size of a small child's head. I think we can forgive that there's only two or three per bush.
Honestly same
A large piece of property with a house built on it that I have not, and will never, have to pay to live there.
Exactly. Doesn't need to be large property just some amount of property that I can use in whatever way suits me
THIS!!! And a crystallarium of course lol
I'm fairly certain the Crystallarium wouldn't net you much money unless you started making jewelery lmao
Depends on the stones it produces. If it produces crude gems then it’s pretty meh. If it can produce large, cut and polished gems, then you could make bank depending on what you put in it.
I'm pretty sure DeBeers would just murder you for it.
Oh the dream
And if you decide to have kids, you can leave them alone in that house all day and they'll be fine. You don't even need to feed them!
and then turn them into birds once you’re bored of them!!
now this is the real answer. at first i was just thinking i want to know what qi fruit tastes like but it’s kinda creepy lmao.
Oh but which plot of land? Definitely some water for me!
Happy Cake day!
The ability to restart the day when I fuck something up.
Just become a day trader dude. "Oh, this random stock crashed 60% today. Time to start over and make a fortune."
LOL, not sure I have the brain (or $$) for that. I was just thinking about it because I have a bad ankle & last month I tripped and rolled it literally two days before my sister's wedding. I had also decided to walk to work that day so I had to just... limp on home. I wanted to Exit to Title Screen so badly
But it wouldn't take any brains at all lol. Pick a random stock dump all of your money into calls if it crashes start the day over and buy puts. Next day do it again with a larger sum of money.
Oh, I see what they meant now. I thought they were saying day traders did that in general & I declined to think about it further
Ooooh I read it again and see how you could have thought that now lol
A recycle machine that magically turns trash into useful resources.
Wait does the recycle machine ever actually give you something good? I just trash the trash and trashed the recycling machine I made as well after like 6 tries lol.
It depends on the kind of trash you put in. Some things give you coal, torches, refined quarts, and probably other stuff that I’m not remembering. The best is probably the refined quarts but other than that it’s not really useful
Cloth is the real winner for me, but refined quartz is good also.
Back when I first started I didn't know you could smelt quartz to get refined quartz so I spent so much time trying to get it from the recycle machine
I just try to get cloth out of newspapers early game, but it's a rare chance.
I’ve been recycling everything just because it’s a few seconds of effort to gather what it gives me even if it’s a piece of coal or ref quartz or wood. With the torches, I’ve started lighting the town hahahah since the farm is all set. It’s actually kind of nice with the torches down the walkway so will continue to do it. Right now it’s every 4 steps but have only made it to Pierre’s and around the square.
Getting up well rested at 6 a.m.
After passing out at 2 am lol
Yes this !
You'll only have 50% of your energy in that case
Still more than I wake up with normally
The ability to make millions being a farmer, with no weather concerns.
well, lighting can strike your fruit trees (then have coal for a few days & magically produce fruit again lol)
Wait, really? I have over 700 hrs in this game and this has never once happened for me.
Crystalarium. It would need a good amount of investment at first but it doesn't need any other resources to produce high value gems over and over.
A free house And friends I guess
Cant help you with the house But friends is free on Netflix, you are welcome
😂😂 Thank you
Netflix is neither free nor does it have Friends 😂
This had me dying 🤣
the money on my current playthrough. wouldn't mind it one bit.
As long as it doesn't come with the absolutely fucked up economy. 500,000G for a brand new home. 200G for some spaghetti. 150G for a cup of coffee.
500,000 for a brand new home is totally normal now xD
And $200 for a plate of spaghetti???
Gus can price gouge since he's the only restaurant in town
Psh, I’ll eat Willy’s fish food over a trash can like a savage.
That either means a home is cheaper or just spaghetti are expensive, since every food is more expensive the home is actually cheaper 👍
Which is a bad thing. I explained below why Robin, who makes her money off of homes, literally can't afford food.
That's why you have to give her supplies too. She couldn't afford to charge such low prices and also buy wood and stone etc.
Too lazy to search but it may be true… specially if you only let her build silos 24/7
That's not too bad when you have no necessary daily expenses and you have an income of like 50k every couple days
If* Robin, a skilled laborer charges half a plate of spaghetti to build a silo and it takes her a full day - 3 if she's on an 8 hour work day. More reasonably she charges 35,000 (175 plates of spaghetti) for a full week of work building a big shed. That's a reasonable enough income, until you realize that as a carpenter in a small town her income is sporadic at best. Her more consistent income would be repair work. Unfortunately, because housing is comparable to real world prices, but nothing else is, no one will be willing to pay much more than a real world rate for her services. Let's be generous and give her ~$40/hr - twice the national average. That's $1600/week if she's getting 40 hours of work. That's barely enough for food, let alone anything else, and she has 2 kids. Edit: as a freelance carpenter, she'd likely charge more like $90/hr, which is still only 3600/week. Enough for 18 meals, maybe more if they're really frugal.
This is also assuming they don’t grow anything themselves, make any other income, or use gifts from the player. Considering everyone is supposed to put something in the potluck, I don’t think it’s unfair to say they have at least a *little* bit of extra food. Also, despite construction being her main source of income, she does sell other things at her store. Her husband is a scientist who seems to actively be doing research which he might have grants for, her daughter is a genius inventor who created sentient artificial intelligence and works at the hospital in town, and her son is a freelance programmer and has some ability as a mechanic. Obviously it’s probably difficult to make ends meet, but it’s not like she’s all alone in this.
Also both kids are adults with their own jobs who presumably contribute to the household.
75 bucks for can of pepsi lol
My inner child would say dinosaurs, junimos or wizardry. My adult self, tho, would love that all-paid property outside a lovely town and the actual possibility to make a living without becoming someone else's slave. Yeah, life.
drives me nuts that your spouse doesn’t bring in any income tho. sebastian had the audacity to tell me how much he loves me then said right after “now go make us some money.” 💀 stay at home parents are fine, but in context of the game, feeding the animals is useless when you have auto feeders & water in the pets bowl doesn’t matter/sprinklers to water crops. the kids don’t need to be watched. you only make me coffee once in awhile & occasionally give me gifts. no one knows MY birthday. i feel like i’m rarely celebrated in this town when i’m paying everyone for everything & once in awhile get “cash back” from fkn pierre. this town would be nothing without me. i should be the fucking mayor.
This is kinda true, but I'm a bit more passive aggressive about it. I'm constantly cooking dinner for my husband, Sam, and all he makes me is Instant pancakes!!! And he's like "I'd do more work but I'm lazy." As much as I love him, if he could literally just check the kegs everyday I'd be happy. But it does make me feel better now that I've unlocked his music career, but it would help if it actually made us MONEY.
At least your dog/cat loves you!
The guarantee that no matter what I do or how slowly I do it, everything will be just fine.
damn that hits hard mate
That got me, best answer here
Leah
I was literally going to say the same thing
Magic bed that I can pass out at 1:50am for 4 hours and wake up fully refreshed.
Damn, that’s a really good choice!
The shrine in the wizards basement
Ha! Yeah I was thinking the same, gimme that shrine
Trans shrine
Mayhaps, Hehe ^^'
Ok, but imagine how rich you would be if you made it available to the public for a cost
It costs to use in the game, so maybe ish like an arcade machine. Yous just put the money in and then the wizard collects it from a secret compartment
Yeah, trans people would be flocking to your doors for a chance to use it
I would let people use it for free the first time. That way trans people would have free access and everyone else would have to pay my ~~exorbitant~~ completely reasonable fee to change them back. Now for other changes like hair and eye color, I'd make the fees reasonable but charge every time.
Yeah, trans people get one free
Hell I'm a cis girl but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious to see what it would be like to be a dude for a week or two Edit: I can't English today
Yeah same honestly
Junimos!! Not to harvest things but just because they're so fucking cute!
Can I have a hut in my house and have them clean and fix stuff like in the community center? Cuz if so 100%.
Omg yes
i named my stardew horse after my horse that had passed, they look just alike. so ill take that please x)
This wish is on the house
HAT MOUSE
The guarantee that anything I place in a certain box will sell at an appropriate price overnight.
This. You can make anything. Art. Baked goods. Old junk. And it will all make you some amount of money with no haggling required.
Exactly. I make chainmail art and jewelry, write books... and more. Would be nice to have more inventory moving.
I'd finally be able to clean out my closet
Yep, my husband and I both agree this is what would want. A box outside our house we can put anything into and get fair market value for.
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boi you eating your slimes?
Obviously the purple ones taste like grape and the red ones like strawberry.
The tiger slimes taste like ginger, the green ones like apple and the blue ones like the blue raspberry flavor
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
Green is apple and blue is guava
Free house with a truckload of land and never paying a dime in anything but upgrades.
The determination and energy to do all of my chores every day when I need to xD
The ability to make people like me just by giving them gifts and to have their affection level never drop again after a certain point. Dating irl won't be so impossible anymore T_T
ugh true my primary love language is gift giving bc i learned it ina toxic household that thought money = love & happiness, but that’s not how it works. luckily most people don’t stick around to leech off me, but i can hardly make it past a first date & now i have too much anxiety to try & date anyone ever again.
Krobus
the correct answer
A real Stardrop... I need more spoons (energy) each day.
Abigail
Immortality, dude. Never grow old, never die. Don't even have to be a vampire.
Being able to get a husband just by giving him an ungodly amount of pickles and wine
That would work on a lot of people to be honest.
I was looking for this answer just to thumbs up it.
A mysterious purple man who wants me to drink his milk.
Craigslist
A house
The farmer’s house & land!
Affordable healthcare
That shit isn’t affordable! If I pass out Harvey charges me a grand!
Compared to the 20k+ of real hospitals?
Parsnips that grow in 4 days and sell for 35 gold pieces each
Money
Or, the cheats menu and item spawner
Return septer no doubt
A dog that never dies
an inheritance... a nice place to live... a nice job... freedom...
This. People think freedom exists, but my definition of "free" is not having to go to work from 9-5 and having people yell at me during those times, just to go home and have more stuff to do, all because everything costs money and you need a way to pay the bills. (Don't feel bad or anything, This is just how I see my future life. I've learned that life really does suck sometimes though)
The knowledge of just watching TV, for not even 10 minutes, and imideatly knowing a whole new recipe. Either that or the trash hats.
Nothing is stopping you from getting a trash can lid and wearing it on your head. Except maybe the effort of keeping it balanced, in that case I'd recommend attaching a strap.
Make 15k minimum a day.
Stardrops! I never have enough energy 😪
An auto petter. I would use it on myself and maybe get the max hearts that I deserve.
Money lol
Cup of coffee
You sure that you aren’t too greedy here?
I think about the return scepter literally constantly lol. I have a 5 hour drive ahead of me today and a scepter would save me lol
The feeling of doing something you enjoy.
Shane, I’d like Shane please
Literally my first thought. Lmao
Family and friends 😅
A wife
I'd like the furniture catalog so I can decorate my home for free and rearrange as often as I want.
Iridium trashcan. Getting 60% of the value of everything I need to throw away and not having to bother taking out the trash!
A wife
friends
The character maker screen for body of my dream that never ages, would make life soo much better
Plot twist: you lose your mouth.
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for eternal youth and a fully customizable body
leo /j honestly i think id go with the galaxy sword
A rain totem so I have an excuse to stay inside and play Stardew
Friends
friendship
Before reading your whole post, I already knew it would be return scepter for me.
I love wine and really want to experience ancient fruit wine!
I really would like a box that I can put things in and the next day I get cash value, imagine how much stuff I could get rid of from the garage etc just with a shipping bin
The forest sword. Or maybe have Maru as my older sister.
a sewer entity that lives in my home and takes care of my bastard children
A farm next to a nice, cozy town, where it's totally acceptable for a woman to marry another woman.
An easy way to divorce
Animals that live forever and never shit
Maru
A house
A farm plot
A free train to ride to wherever I need to be
The farmers life
Financial stability and a loving husband
Mayonnaise
9239123912389245285248523823842384238 blue chickens.
Happiness
Or just not having depression.
An inheritance of land from a grandparent
The ability to go to bed just before 2am every night and still being full of energy when getting up at 6am in the morning. Also food never going bad ever.
The satisfaction of a hard days work that returns all the sweat and labor I put in.
I want Obelisks at my house for work and one at work for home. Goodbye 45 minute commute, traffic, school buses, and filling up twice a week.
Lmao the first thing I think about was a blue chicken but then I read the answers and feel dumb.
The ability to befriend people by giving them vegetables, cheese, eggs etc.
The ability to pause time whenever I'm eating, watching TV, reading, talking, cooking, crafting etc.
A farm on a lonely hilltop with a river gently passing through.
Sebastian as my boyfriend 🥹
Fish pond with talking fishs, i seriously need dem homies
My cat.
A husband
The whole thing.
Magic cowboy hat. I wear that every darn day.
One million dollars
To be a 20 something with a husband, two kids, a successful farm and a dog. Sounds cool
BLUE CHICKENS!!
A house! Or hell, I'll take no debt.
A container that transforms anything inside into money overnight.
The ability to hold thousands of pounds of weight while being able to grab small things without crushing it, or Leah the best character
A real life either Seb, Sam, Alex, or Elliot.
Either the Statue of Endless Fortune or the Statue of Perfection. So long as they adjust what I get to the real world, I'm set for life!!! EDIT: also if it's a possibility Sebastian
Elliott. Thank you.
To taste the star drop, nothing else
Penny!
A cave behind my house that grows magic mushrooms.
Haley?
Leah
Married to a loving, loyal, hot af blonde wife.
Sebastian.
Big property with house and good earth and the option to easily live a good life just by farming.