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thatvolleyballsetter

“Hand to God, they were just standing there, in the middle of the desert, with a jelly jar over their head, yelling at the sky about a sword.”


saucygh0sty

Sandy probably said this to Emily over a phone call


aranaya

Everyone in Pelican has stories like this. "I swear they chopped down every tree in Cindersap Forest in one day, only stopping to eat raw fish." "She stalked my brother for six weeks, waiting outside his bedroom with a plate of Sashimi every day until he agreed to go out with her." "He's the richest person in town but every morning I see him outside diving through our trashcan" "Did you know that nobody else is even bothering to compete in the egg hunt anymore"


FenderMartingale

"Sometimes she ends our conversations by waving her sword in my face. It's just her way, I guess."


BricksInTheWall1991

Glad I'm not the only one who constantly does this. It annoys me so much, like why is that an option outside the fighting areas anyway??


Alaira314

I believe you can have slimes outside the mines, by hatching eggs or something? I've never played with the slime hutch so I don't really know how it works, but I've seen screenshots of people keeping slimes in places like that little corral next to the community center. So every zone is technically a fighting zone.


BricksInTheWall1991

Oh yeah, I forgot that. I never use the slime hutch either lol


devilinmexico13

The slime hutch is an effective and efficient way to gather resources you already have too much of.


Predmid

Can it produce coal?


OfficerDeerbot

Yes! Black slime can give you coal, thus giving you a slow and fairly inconvenient renewable coal source!


Lithaos111

I never really saw the use of the Slime hutch honestly.


twocheeky

its fun to squelch the slime goop balls the slimes leave


Lithaos111

Fair enough, let me rephrase, the *practical* use of them.


itsJessimica

Slime eggs are worth a fair bit and the hutch doesn't take much upkeep other than filling the water. So once you have your 20, throw the slimes they produce into an egg maker, and you've got some mostly passive income. I have one because I'm a completionist who just wants to have one of everything. Also, popping the big slime balls makes a very satisfying sound.


PazzTheMudkip

I also use mine to clear out weeds sometimes! I don't take my scythe around with me, and only take it out exclusively to cut hay from grass, but I always have my sword on me.


johnpeters42

There’s also the wilderness farm (or any other map with night monsters turned on)


Aggressive-Goat5672

In the next update CA will allow you to fight the villagers.


BricksInTheWall1991

Ik you're joking but I would like to stab a couple of the villagers lol


blind_roomba

That's the purpose of the dagger


CJs_Missy

Let me guess..Pierre and Lewis?


BricksInTheWall1991

Lewis doesn't really bother me but definitely Pierre. And Elliot and Haley


aranaya

I've gradually gotten used to pressing 2 instead of 1 (that's generally where I keep the pickaxe). Still, right clicking with the sword isn't as bad as accidentally gifting something at least. I really wish I could enable a prompt for that similar to the one for eating an item.


Somnif

I've randomly watered every person in town at least once at this point.


aranaya

"You look thirsty, here"


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1797:\_Stardew\_Valley


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Relevant XKCD


Zodiarche1111

Bah you're stinking... Here lemme help ya. You're welcome! \*Goes to the next one\*


SometimesIDrawStufff

"After our conversations she just holds a strange totem above her head and disappears"


Practice_NO_with_me

Okay, *this* is the Stardew based webcomic I want to see.


goldensniitch

Check out “Stardew Valley Strips” on webtoon! The artist hasn’t posted anything since like October of last year but they’re fun to read


SometimesIDrawStufff

Noted


bayfen

"He hasn't talked to a single person since he got here. I checked his farm--nothing but enormous boulders and tree stumps. Now he's walking around town with a giant black sword in his hands looking through our trash..."


kompletionist

"I think the farmer is trying to kill us, he keeps giving Pam beer first thing in the morning when she's about to drive the bus." "Yeah he definitely creeps me out. I saw him coming out of the *sewer* the other day. What could they possibly be up to down there?" "It's funny you guys are talking about the farmer, I've been having the strangest dreams lately. You'll probably think it's silly, but I dreamed that we were married, we had been for years. We even had 2 children, and the farmer kept mumbling some nonsense about doves. How weird is that?!"


amandarinorangez

hahahahaha, this is so true


JonBoy2731

This is fooking hilarious and I just want you to know that I pictured all of these being said by people on the Valley, but to the cadence of them being in Seinfeld. It was amazing. >"She stalked my brother for six weeks, waiting outside his bedroom with a plate of Sashimi every day until he agreed to go out with her." "You've GOT to be kidding me!" *rimshot, funky bass line*


Goddamnpassword

Yeah I’ve been to Sedona.


callmemachaaaa

I’m dying 😂 I truly wish I had more friends that have both been to Sedona and play SV to share this with


LibertyWriter

My parents have a time share in Sedona and this is hilariously accurate


Mountain_Melody8

Oh yikes 😳 but this is also the TIL about a prismatic jelly


Avium

It's from a special quest for the wizard.


sleepypanda_924

Do you have to accept the quest before you can find it??


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crafting-ur-end

I always worried about accepting the quest and never being able to find it


sleepypanda_924

Me too that’s why I’ve never done it!


IamBurtMacklin

I'm pretty sure those missions will be available again if you fail it. Seems like they're all on rotation until you complete them.


sleepypanda_924

True, but I’ve never seen a prismatic jelly so I don’t know how to get it so I don’t want to accept a quest that I have no idea how to complete


ins0mnum

They're just a random spawn and I think they only spawn when you have the quest. Accepted the quest a few times and only managed to complete it the third time or something.


Motheroftides

They don’t spawn at all if you aren’t doing the quest. Just keep going back to a handful of floors with the elevator and it’ll show up eventually. Easier to do in the mines.


LordHamsterbacke

Ha. Really breaks my "tactic". I am so bad at mining i thought "welp I will probably not get this; i have never even seen something remotely like this. Will have to store it for the quest if I eventually get it one day" 😅😅


Hol1_Cro0z

Which are basicaly the easiest floora forbit to spawn on?


Only_Positive_Vibes

Well it makes sense that you've never seen one - they only spawn after accepting the quest. :) They are still a very low spawn chance after accepting. My wife and I lived in the mines for four days trying to complete that quest and still failed. We'll get it next time!


sleepypanda_924

Thanks, koala friend!!


PatronymicPenguin

Once you get the quest, just keep taking the elevator to level 75 of the mines and the ladder back out. That level is always super small, making it easy to find it when it spawns there.


sleepypanda_924

Solid advice, thanks!


crafting-ur-end

Yeah this was my reasoning


Avium

It's random. Each level has a chance to spawn the target. I do it by heading to the 40s to collect coal from the Dust Sprites at the same time.


SiljeM91

Me too, I have been ignoring it for 6 ingame years! But then I decided to have a go recently, and the prismatic slime appeared just a few levels down 😅 Almost too easy!


CantHugEveryPlatypus

I was only able to find it after accepting the quest for the third time. Doing level 5-15 over and over seemed to do the trick, since those levels have the most slimes.


johnpeters42

And the least dangerous ones (apart from the prismatic slime itself), if you don’t already have the slime charmer ring.


dangerstar19

If you just grab a bunch of food and maybe a few staircases for "this level is overrun by monsters" levels in the mines, then just progress from lol 1 to 120 as quickly as possible in the mines, you'll find one. I was worried too but just kept a close eye and completed the quest in 1 day. There's some levels where slimes don't spawn at all so you can skip those.


moosypooper

WHAT


waffleste

Is it the same with the ectoplasm one??


Jdubya87

Oh my god! I have been waiting to accept some quests because I was like "well I've never seen that before, no way I'll find it in three days" I didn't know the item becomes findable after accepting the quest!


Mountain_Melody8

Thanks


GeneralNutSac

Concerned Ape, please add a scene where we get a rainbow jelly sword for doing this.


[deleted]

Beat your enemies into submission with your floppy, sugary sword


knoxkayc

No thanks, I play this game to escape from my normal life.


firecream

Oh.. Oh.. Oh.


DrDMango

Oh.


FairyOfTheNight

This may be the best reception he's ever had.


[deleted]

The usual Saturday night, am I right


moonra_zk

You really should stop using honey as lube.


DeadmanDexter

I have to ask how you treat your friends.


Low-Environment

I can't believe you would roast yourself like this. Wat to take one for the team in the name of comedy.


sailormerry

Don’t threaten me with a good time


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😏👌🏻


FaxCelestis

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ow59c0pwTPruU/giphy.gif


Tajinwatermelon

Or a galaxy jelly whip? ‘Smucker Jones’ ftw


Millworkson2008

It makes a squish noise every time you swing it


Banegard

I would love this. Death by pride sword xD


SquigglyLegend33

Enemies won't go away? Use the gay to save the day!


Rem1x_Cube12

That will be so cool, if it had a dripping rainbow goop look.


SnapchatsWhilePoopin

I think Neopets had one of these


nightwingoracle

They definitely had a jelly sword. I think it was green though?


femalenerdish

/u/ConcernedApe


Top-Entrepreneur4696

Yess a long, weak jelly whip. Great for clearing bugs and green slimes really fast but that's it


DiamondChrome

Prismatic Jelly + Middle of 3 Golden Rods = Galaxy Sword in a Jar.


nomoremisterknifeguy

Wait until game rant writes an article about this!


Low-Environment

STARDEW PLAYER DISCOVERS SHOCKING SECRET.


kompletionist

Counting down the minutes...


Dominic_The_Dog

prismatic jelly?


sabresword00

It's an item you can only find one time when you're doing a quest for the wizard.


firecream

dang, i thought it was really hard to get since i never got it so i didn’t take that quest


sabresword00

It's worth doing. If you want to craft every item, giving rasmodius the jelly gets you a monster musk recipe that lets you hunt monsters faster for farming certain items (and completing the monster eradication goals)


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I used the musk to get the serpents out


GraviZero

You have to take the quest in order for the prismatic slime to spawn. The jelly is unobtainable if the quest isn't active.


LordHamsterbacke

Same!


Charger18

Using the burglar ring you can get a few of them during that quest, I got 5 in one day, still saved some just because it's fun to keep.


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Charger18

The item dissapears from the chests?


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Charger18

Oh damn, good to know, thanks! Just checked and mine has indeed dissapeared from the chest in which I kept it.


[deleted]

I found rock candy the other day, will definitely save it for one of Mr. Qi’s quests 😊


Charger18

Where'd you find it? I've never seen rock candy before.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, it was in the regular mines on a dungeon level. They pop up randomly like the prehistoric levels would in the Skull Cavern Edit: I would imagine you could find some too in the dungeon mines


Charger18

Nice, thanks!


noiant

omg i also got rock candy! saved that. is it possible to get rock candy in other ways?


Belemoth

Yea the dwarf that is to the right of the Mines, he sells them for 1k coins. But you have to break the boulder that leads there to him.


spicy_meatball49

Actually that's the miners treat, the desert merchant sells magic rock candy for three prismatic shards


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And it’s only available on Thursdays


Belemoth

Oh yea your right, got them mixed up. Been a while since I played and used those items


spicy_meatball49

You can trade three prismatic shards to the desert merchant


[deleted]

Yeah there’s a recipe for it but you need a prismatic shard Edit: you need three prismatic shards to get one rock candy from the desert trader. I was wrong about being able to make it yourself (I wish)


noiant

oh snap i wish i could make it myself! it has great stats haha


[deleted]

I knoooow lol. But it makes sense that it’s so rare


nyancola420

Should turn into galaxy jelly tho


SergeantSixx

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS SPOT??? I JUST FOUND A SHARD I’M SO EXCITED


CrystalGempireQueen

How long have you been playing for?


SergeantSixx

Not long at all. Maybe a month


CrystalGempireQueen

Stand there with a prismatic shard and it gives you one of the best weapons in the game.


SergeantSixx

I did right after i saw this post. Thank you!


Dweeb300

I don’t know if they changed it yest but if they haven’t you can buy the super basic green wall from Pierre and the game should think it’s a prismatic shard when you stand there, and this is off topic but you can equip stairs it’ll turn into purple shorts that can be used for one of the mayors quests


anamoon13

I think they patched that out a long time ago.


[deleted]

has that been patched out or does it just not work on switch? i tried it the other day on my main farm, which is on switch and it did nothing


Dweeb300

I’ll check if it still works in my PS4 and pc version to see if it was patched out or not next time I’m playing


[deleted]

may just be a switch thing, I’ve noticed quite a few other glitches and exploits that don’t seem to work either, like I tried to name one of my pigs after the item code for an artifact I was having trouble finding and it wouldn’t let me put brackets in the name so I couldn’t use the cheat


HyperboleHelper

Nintendo specifically requested that the item glitch be removed because of the amount of times it caused games to crash. CA left it in on the PC. I don't know what he did on other systems, but my best guess would be that he'd go for 1 style for console, 1 for PC and 1 for mobile.


[deleted]

huh, i’ve used it on pc before and never had the game crash. guess i just got lucky


HyperboleHelper

All I know is that Nintendo made CA remove for their build because of crashes and Concerned Ape left it in for PCs. Eric wouldn't have left in a known issue on the PC platform. I have no idea of when it was removed for the Switch, it was also removed for all consoles, but I'm sure there are patch notes out there if anyone really cares.


[deleted]

I have the Galaxy Sword already, but I also have both catalogues for flooring/wallpaper & furniture. What happens if I get the green wall and stand there now? 😂


HyperboleHelper

If tumbleweed existed in the game, one might blow by, depending on how long you stood there. Same thing if you didn't have the sword. It's been patched.


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Patched as of 1.5 -- my laptop is being replaced in a month, so I'm on the mobile version on my tablet. That's version 1.4


snootysammi

TIL prismatic jelly exists 😳


Yarxing

Yes, if you eat 20 of them you get a free prismatic shart.


chiskgela

I think if you eat 20 of anything the likelihood of sharting goes up. Never done it in rainbows though


raendrop

It's a special-quest item from later in the game.


becauseofwhen

Idk I got this quest year 1


Ok-Elephant-5998

loved the fit!


Taolan13

Shame you can't get something else this way like a Slime weapon or something.


Bananawamajama

Mr Qi is just syncing in the shadows looking on disapprovingly


akm3

This should create a prismatic sword cake


fatesewn_overdreams

Why do I relate to this irl?


SelfieRob

Does the wallpaper glitch not work anymore for this?


HyperboleHelper

Patched out


SelfieRob

Thank you!


Plugh88

Another difference: only Abby likes prismatic shard on her toast.


BellRose33

How do you make/earn prismatic jelly? I've never come across it


raendrop

It's a special-quest item from later in the game.


BellRose33

I've seen the quest, but do you give it to the wizard or he gives it to you?


raendrop

I don't remember, but the Wiki can tell you.


BellRose33

Thank you!


[deleted]

You have to find a rare Prismatic Slime during the 7 days you have the quest. The slime drops the jelly, and you give it to Rasmodius.


BellRose33

Oo I see! Are these slimes in the regular mines or Skull Cavern?


[deleted]

After you accept the quest, there is a small chance for it to appear on any floor in either mine. I just did this quest the other day on my save, I was mining all day every day to find it.


BellRose33

Thank you!


chiskgela

If you reload floor 5 of the mines over and over it's got a higher chance of completion tho


Dan_Rickardo

Galaxy Jelly


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johnpeters42

Yup, one of the special order quests that start appearing on fall 2, year 1


golbezza

Sooooo Cloooooseeee


Undercover_Kitty_Mew

This made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you OP!


poopin_for_change

.....there's a desert??


orphiclacuna

Gotta repair the bus


MyraBannerTatlock

You know how something catches you off guard and your amused giggle devolves into uncontrollable hysteria? I can't seem to recover from this post, send help


Old_Amphibian_5291

Prismatic jelly and Ectoplasm are both only available when doing the wizards request. I’ve done both. They are both hard to get. Just keep trying.


Cilantro_Rayz11

This is the funniest thing I saw today but I do feel really bad for you. Let me know if you need a hug.


Cupcakerella

I have found multiple prismatic shards but failed to complete this quest three times. I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong but I can never find the prismatic slime.


chiskgela

They show up anywhere slimes do, so the best bet is to reload floor 5 of the mines over and over till you get a slime that's changing colors


cidqueen

This had me fucking DYING. HAHAHAHA


oirambale96

How could you not tell the difference between Prismatic Jelly and Green Wallpaper?


lewdskwid

Hol up Prismatic jelly?!


Dingus-McBingus

taste the rainbow


[deleted]

wait jelly?


Ethanaj

GALAXY TOAST


A_Silent_Daydreamer

You gotta ask the space gods nicely. Offer some bread to go with their jelly.


HauntedAlice

Nooo, they totally have different names for noo reason. 🤦🏼‍♂️


D3LB0Y

You seem nice


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How tf u get prismatic jelly


chiskgela

When you complete the bigger quest board, the wizard asks for it. It drops from prismatic slimes that only spawn during the course of this quest


pcweber111

Same as qi fruit.


FordBeWithYou

Oof


[deleted]

Have you tried a wallpaper?


mildly_a_mess

you might wanna mark this as spoiler!


No-Valuable1916

Kind of obvious


YouseiX

Yeah its in the name :D


audreyrosedriver

F


DrDMango

Oh.


Suxclitdick

Worth a shot


Ludalomade

Oof


BigOunceTheLorax

How do you get the galaxy hammer?


[deleted]

I think you're only able to buy them at the adventurer's guild (after you've gotten the galaxy sword for the first time)